Do I have a chance with _____________?

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firebunny
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Posted by Cvurko8
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Cvurko8
@Damnata make him pray for it and then leave him with nothing
She has to seduce me first. I don't find any redeeming quality about that chick. @_@
You are so naive.
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She'll probably play with my crotch to seduce me... but when she does it, she'll probably find me too irresistible to leave me with nothing. The guy's not Mr. Winsome Smile and Mr. Photogenic for nothing! 😛
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lisabeth
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Posted by TheSag
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata

2. LadyNeptune

I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.

@_@
Absolutely dude!

Women like alpha males with charme, brains, glasses, cats and careers.

You got all that!

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i think he's a really nice guy...and he's funny.



the only thing is his momma posts. lol

and he sounds like he is very monogamous type too.

so i dont know why alot of women wouldnt go for that.
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Gemitati
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata

2. LadyNeptune

I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.

@_@
You have a 100% chance that I will take you out for drinks. We'll go to weho and find you a dick that drinks his beer in the exact way you like 😜

I'm the ultimate wing man for gays. Just ask anyone.
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It's because straight men not really into you...

And remember before you say something stupid - your mother is my age!
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LadyNeptune
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata

2. LadyNeptune

I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.

@_@
You have a 100% chance that I will take you out for drinks. We'll go to weho and find you a dick that drinks his beer in the exact way you like 😜

I'm the ultimate wing man for gays. Just ask anyone.
It's because straight men not really into you...

And remember before you say something stupid - your mother is my age!
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Is that why you follow me around trying to choke on my nuts? Your really a dude??

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Gemitati
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata

2. LadyNeptune

I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.

@_@
You have a 100% chance that I will take you out for drinks. We'll go to weho and find you a dick that drinks his beer in the exact way you like 😜

I'm the ultimate wing man for gays. Just ask anyone.
It's because straight men not really into you...

And remember before you say something stupid - your mother is my age!
Is that why you follow me around trying to choke on my nuts? Your really a dude??

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You don't have nuts, nuts...lol
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LadyNeptune
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Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata

2. LadyNeptune

I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.

@_@
You have a 100% chance that I will take you out for drinks. We'll go to weho and find you a dick that drinks his beer in the exact way you like 😜

I'm the ultimate wing man for gays. Just ask anyone.
Dying!!!

Lol make sure the guy you find doesn't grope the beer too enthusiastically.
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The more enthusiastic the better!

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LadyNeptune
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Posted by juliettee
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata

2. LadyNeptune

I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.

@_@
Quick question.

Do these chicks ever entertained an idea of dating YOU?
I think LadyNeptune did.

LOL

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It's true. Closeted gays are my kryptonite 😂😂😂