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Do you wake up your lovers for some lovin? (Page 2)
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I'm all for morning sex, but I have a tendency to start swinging if I'm woken up by someone touching me. Someone touching me in that way is likely to result in murder. :p
However, if it's while I'm starting to wake up, or in that haze you're in where you're in and out of sleep as you gradually wake up, that's fine. Waking up to sex is awesome. Not really opposed to being woken up, but with how I automatically react, it's just a safety thing NOT to do while I'm in a deep sleep.
**** shakes head at the amount of people who say they wake up their partners, but, the partner doesn't wake them up, which means the light hasn't gone off in thier head that the partner isn't into it, yet, they keep waking the partner up to do it ****
People are inherently selfish ... and do things to others at their own bidding for their own benefit, and rarely actually FOR the other person's benefit.
Also, I want to add that I read this differently from how people responded ....
i dont mean every night, i mean every once in a while.
also, does your lover wake you up for sex?
are they/or you mad to be waken up to have sex?
Most of the people are talking about morning, as they are waking up with erections ... whereas I read this as waking the partner up out of a dead sleep .. NOT morning.
She even said .... "night" in the question.
For the record.
I like getting blown, morning, night, asleep, awake, semi-conscious, in a coma, in fact blow me as im taking my last breath what else can you do at that point?, right.
Ugh. Im so jelly.
LOL Pffft.
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You haven't gotten a blow job until you've gotten one from an emu.
lol...ouch 😢
Posted by rockyroadicecream
I'm all for morning sex, but I have a tendency to start swinging if I'm woken up by someone touching me. Someone touching me in that way is likely to result in murder. :pHowever, if it's while I'm starting to wake up, or in that haze you're in where you're in and out of sleep as you gradually wake up, that's fine. Waking up to sex is awesome. Not really opposed to being woken up, but with how I automatically react, it's just a safety thing NOT to do while I'm in a deep sleep.
my friend does this, her new bf came to lunch with a black eye. hilarious!
People are inherently selfish ...
Horrifically incorrect. People are born ignorant with a much needed desire of social interaction. Likewise, their world is not centered around unselfish acts. I'm sorry P-Angel, but you wouldn't be alive if we were selfish creatures.
Facts of life. Stop using poems from the early 20th century as facts towards human behavior.
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Well if your parents were a beaker and a test tube you too would probably have a different slant on things to the homo sapiens population.
Posted by rockyroadicecream
I'm all for morning sex, but I have a tendency to start swinging if I'm woken up by someone touching me. Someone touching me in that way is likely to result in murder. :pHowever, if it's while I'm starting to wake up, or in that haze you're in where you're in and out of sleep as you gradually wake up, that's fine. Waking up to sex is awesome. Not really opposed to being woken up, but with how I automatically react, it's just a safety thing NOT to do while I'm in a deep sleep.
my friend does this, her new bf came to lunch with a black eye. hilarious!
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I always warn them ahead of time. "I have no problem with morning lovin, just wait til you know I'm gradually waking up..."
Nope, right in the middle of snoring, giving/getting oral is the best. How could anyone get mad at that? For real?
Posted by PlanetMercuryGirl
Nope, right in the middle of snoring, giving/getting oral is the best. How could anyone get mad at that? For real?What if she had braces and your skin got stuck between her wires.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I have braces. Never a problem. There is such a misconception about braces and their wires anyway. Koo-ka-choo wutchu gonna do?
Posted by PlanetMercuryGirl
Nope, right in the middle of snoring, giving/getting oral is the best. How could anyone get mad at that? For real?What if she had braces and your skin got stuck between her wires.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have braces. Never a problem. There is such a misconception about braces and their wires anyway. Koo-ka-choo wutchu gonna do?
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I never understood that misconception either. Braces are nothing to be concerned about. Just where they're placed makes it really difficult to do any damage...
When I first got my braces I thought that I wouldn't be able to eat candy anymore. I thought that I wasn't going to be able to kiss without cutting myself or the guy I was kissing. All bull! I can do it all!
Yeah, but the downside to candy is that it can break the brackets off, if hard enough. And some just gets stuck and is a pain to clean it out. But not ALL candy, which is the funny bit because the orthodontists swear off all candy and normal eating habits sometimes.
It's so weird because peanut butter sandwiches used to make the bottom two brackets pop off a couple times. I just stopped eating them.
Never have asked, my exes on the other hand tried it while I was sleeping or half-awake.
One of my Scorp exes thought it would be good to try oral while I was asleep for nearly 6 hours and slowly waking up... nearly got a mouth full of pee. (sense of warmness down there during the end stages of dreams= pee urge)
Another Scorp ex was playing with my arse, waking up to getting pegged made me cry for a week.
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That's so cute! Hahaha!