Doggy style? Missionary?

Ladies during sex, are there any positions that are painful for you?

Ok, I get it. When the pling ker-plunks and the junk gets crunk then the ouch equals ooh with the right movement of the tool. I forgot about that one!

My aunt's friend broke his penis. I thought it was impossible until I was forwarded the photo.

And sometimes - but it's not ever a 'definite' position. It depends on the duration, 'roughness' level, and physiological whatnot that makes no sense to me.

As long as the engine is well oiled, I'm usually fine though. And that's easily solved with a palm atop the skull, downward push, and 'keep eating b*% ##'. 🙂

Posted by sheathedclaws
My aunt's friend broke his penis. I thought it was impossible until I was forwarded the photo.

How?

Blunt trauma to an erect organ. 'Getting rammy', woman on top and pelvic bone hits wrong..man crashes and burns on attempted re-entry. An audible popping noise occurs and there is quite a bit of pain and bruising. It's an eruption of the main spongy areas where blood is present to keep the penis erect.

Can't recall any that have been particularly painful, cept maybe that time I fell out of bed.

^ LOL Carpet burn is a real bitch.

Posted by venusianbull
Blunt trauma to an erect organ. 'Getting rammy', woman on top and pelvic bone hits wrong..man crashes and burns on attempted re-entry. An audible popping noise occurs and there is quite a bit of pain and bruising. It's an eruption of the main spongy areas where blood is present to keep the penis erect.

My eyes are watering and I don't even own those pieces of equipment!

Broken penis. Okay.....that is just ooooh.

Posted by venusianbull
Blunt trauma to an erect organ. 'Getting rammy', woman on top and pelvic bone hits wrong..man crashes and burns on attempted re-entry. An audible popping noise occurs and there is quite a bit of pain and bruising. It's an eruption of the main spongy areas where blood is present to keep the penis erect.

You had me at blunt trauma...


I've heard of this before, I know how it works, but when I read 'audible popping noise' my whole body cringed. I have grimaced in pain anytime this is discussed. Further proof god is a woman. No man would have allowed this to slip through the design plans.

I can't imagine. A friend of mine had this happen to him, I sat very still and seriously when it was being described to me. It could have meant surgery or possible loss of erectile function. Everyone knows how closely a man associates this with self. Pain aside, lingering issues would have been traumatic.

If God is a woman, She should have worked on childbirth more. Monthly cycles. The inability to not squeal like an enraged hog when presented with a surprise or act like a doofus around a boy she's digging.

Posted by PlanetMercuryGirl
Ladies during sex, are there any positions that are painful for you?

Yes. In missionary when he places my legs on his shoulders & gets really deep. It feels good, but hurts too.

Posted by RealTalk

Posted by PlanetMercuryGirl
Ladies during sex, are there any positions that are painful for you?

Yes. In missionary when he places my legs on his shoulders & gets really deep. It feels good, but hurts too.

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oh for real? do you keep going?

Posted by RealTalk

Posted by PlanetMercuryGirl
Ladies during sex, are there any positions that are painful for you?

Yes. In missionary when he places my legs on his shoulders & gets really deep. It feels good, but hurts too.

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oh for real? do you keep going?

*sigh* I guess I;ll be open today.


Yep. I'm a tiny person...and he's literally twice my size + well endowed.
A lot of positions hurt. :/


& I try to be a champ about it...but he can tell and I think it bums him out cause he feels like he's just not doing something right (his Virgo Mars absolutely panics.)
If I'm on top, in control, we're goooood to goooo. Haha 😄

Missionary doesn't usually bother me since I still kind of have control over depth...
But doggy hurts like a motherfucker sometimes seriously. I feel bad about it 😢 cause I think it's one of his favorites.

None of this applies if I've had a couple drinks btw.

^ LOL With a very wicked sense of humor.

Posted by brianafay
*sigh* I guess I;ll be open today.


Yep. I'm a tiny person...and he's literally twice my size + well endowed.
A lot of positions hurt. :/


& I try to be a champ about it...but he can tell and I think it bums him out cause he feels like he's just not doing something right (his Virgo Mars absolutely panics.)
If I'm on top, in control, we're goooood to goooo. Haha 😄

Missionary doesn't usually bother me since I still kind of have control over depth...
But doggy hurts like a motherfucker sometimes seriously. I feel bad about it 😢 cause I think it's one of his favorites.

None of this applies if I've had a couple drinks btw.

No, no, no... This doesn't add up. You're vagina is still the same size and depth no matter how drunk you are. However, there are changes depending on where you're at in your cycle. Still, this sounds more like a psychological issue. Alcohol, ahem, loosens one up a bit so-to-speak 😉

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Posted by brianafay
*sigh* I guess I;ll be open today.


Yep. I'm a tiny person...and he's literally twice my size + well endowed.
A lot of positions hurt. :/


& I try to be a champ about it...but he can tell and I think it bums him out cause he feels like he's just not doing something right (his Virgo Mars absolutely panics.)
If I'm on top, in control, we're goooood to goooo. Haha 😄

Missionary doesn't usually bother me since I still kind of have control over depth...
But doggy hurts like a motherfucker sometimes seriously. I feel bad about it 😢 cause I think it's one of his favorites.

None of this applies if I've had a couple drinks btw.

No, no, no... This doesn't add up. You're vagina is still the same size and depth no matter how drunk you are. However, there are changes depending on where you're at in your cycle. Still, this sounds more like a psychological issue. Alcohol, ahem, loosens one up a bit so-to-speak 😉

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I think it has more to do with the fact that I really can't feel anything haha

that response really made me lol though "your vagina is the same size no matter how much you drink"

lmao

*smh*

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Posted by RealTalk

Posted by PlanetMercuryGirl
Ladies during sex, are there any positions that are painful for you?

Yes. In missionary when he places my legs on his shoulders & gets really deep. It feels good, but hurts too.

oh for real? do you keep going?

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Hell yeah. I mean he's not pounding me out, but he's working with alot of lumber that's why I feel it in my stomach. But he has a way of doing it so that it feels good simultaneously. He's pretty crafty.

I'm tiny and tight, so this position is the worst for me:

This position

^ uh.......

Let's all Mambo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by buckdich

This one becomes too much sometimes (I'm very tiny too, especially compared to my spouse - and I'm also quite anatomically petite down there too) but I have real strong legs and can push him further away or even (if I'm wearing heels) stick my heels into the fleshy part of his throat to have him ease up a bit while I take the reins.

I always find it super difficult to pull off a public quickie due to our height difference - makes it more difficult without 'adjustments'.

Posted by brianafay
*sigh* I guess I;ll be open today.


Yep. I'm a tiny person...and he's literally twice my size + well endowed.
A lot of positions hurt. :/


& I try to be a champ about it...but he can tell and I think it bums him out cause he feels like he's just not doing something right (his Virgo Mars absolutely panics.)
If I'm on top, in control, we're goooood to goooo. Haha 😄

Missionary doesn't usually bother me since I still kind of have control over depth...
But doggy hurts like a motherfucker sometimes seriously. I feel bad about it 😢 cause I think it's one of his favorites.




*******************None of this applies if I've had a couple drinks btw.**********************

I love you Bri!

Posted by brianafay
*sigh* I guess I;ll be open today.


Yep. I'm a tiny person...and he's literally twice my size + well endowed.
A lot of positions hurt. :/


& I try to be a champ about it...but he can tell and I think it bums him out cause he feels like he's just not doing something right (his Virgo Mars absolutely panics.)
If I'm on top, in control, we're goooood to goooo. Haha 😄

Missionary doesn't usually bother me since I still kind of have control over depth...
But doggy hurts like a motherfucker sometimes seriously. I feel bad about it 😢 cause I think it's one of his favorites.




*******************None of this applies if I've had a couple drinks btw.**********************

I love you Bri!

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson

Posted by brianafay
*sigh* I guess I;ll be open today.


Yep. I'm a tiny person...and he's literally twice my size + well endowed.
A lot of positions hurt. :/


& I try to be a champ about it...but he can tell and I think it bums him out cause he feels like he's just not doing something right (his Virgo Mars absolutely panics.)
If I'm on top, in control, we're goooood to goooo. Haha 😄

Missionary doesn't usually bother me since I still kind of have control over depth...
But doggy hurts like a motherfucker sometimes seriously. I feel bad about it 😢 cause I think it's one of his favorites.




*******************None of this applies if I've had a couple drinks btw.**********************

I love you Bri!

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as I do you! 🙂

Posted by sheathedclaws
My aunt's friend broke his penis. I thought it was impossible until I was forwarded the photo.

And sometimes - but it's not ever a 'definite' position. It depends on the duration, 'roughness' level, and physiological whatnot that makes no sense to me.

As long as the engine is well oiled, I'm usually fine though. And that's easily solved with a palm atop the skull, downward push, and 'keep eating b*% ##'. 🙂

Id like to see picture of a broken penis

^^ try google

Heh. Broken Penis piccys. Probably why dxpnet-god took away the hot link code.

Posted by buckdich

That one is glorious! It hurts but in a good way but if it becomes too much what helps me is to bite one his arm or shoulder...you know share the pain and all that. Plus you can manuveur you hips or waist to another location where it's the pain isn't blinding.

Honestly you just get used to the pain and it doesn't bother me as much...I'm too focused on other things...like trying to get him off.

Oh another position that hurts is doggy style but not when both are you are on the bed. He's taller than I so when he's standing up and I'm on the bed and he lifts up my hips so I'm standing on my tippy toes and he pushes my lower body further down then lifts up my hips where I'm almost levitating and he takes the plunge yeah that hurts but my god it's lovely... damn virgos.

"I just bite my lip and let him "get it" as he says."

I'm sorry but when I read that I couldn't stop laughing.

My problem with sex is that I cannot climax through penetration and he's a virgo and he's used his ex just climaxing thru penetration so I see him get discouraged when I don't it's not because it's not good...I don't think I'm built that way. When I told him I never have I just saw that look in his eye and I'm sure the eye of the tiger started playing in his head.

He gives it a college try and I'm never bored. At one point he was on my spot and after a while he said will you cum already. I almost burst into laughter but I didn't want to piss him off...I just thought that was funny. I find it endearing he tries though.

He's meantioned quite a few times anal sex but *sigh* oh god no I tried that twice with my ex and it hurt like hell and I felt like I was being violated. The virgo just looked and me and said very seriously and dryly he obviously didn't know what in the hell he was doing. I on the other hand do...you will enjoy it. But I dunno...maybe I will let him but I have a feeling I will have to be drunk as fuc* for that to become a good idea.