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DXP Survivor 2014 Part II Challenge (Page 8)
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I sent a PM telling everyone when to show up. None has complained of a scheduling conflict, so we will proceed on the assumption they are unconcerned.
Why are you not on your real account?
Gentlemen and lady, are we ready to get this party started?
Yeah, I said 11pm central tomorrow
I get off at 10pm technically but I have to close up.
Excuse but why do I have to explain myself to you?
Posted by StoicGoat
Gentlemen and lady, are we ready to get this party started?
yes
I have to do something first, brb. Don't begin without me, please?
For future reference, third-party messages will not be honored.
Posted by StoicGoat
Gentlemen and lady, are we ready to get this party started?APC is on her way.
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Just curious why so ready to wait on someone now?
Posted by StoicGoat
For future reference, third-party messages will not be honored.Why not? If I can't get to dxp but I can let someone else know I'm on my way.Why wouldn't that work?
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Because you don't make the rules ^.^?
Those who posted in the thread... You don't understand plain English though so it's understandable that you wouldn't get that part.
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Those who posted in the thread... You don't understand plain English though so it's understandable that you wouldn't get that part.Did it occur to you that not everyone has internet access 24/7?
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Beluga that is such a stupid question I'm not really sure why I'm even honoring it with a response.
Posted by StoicGoat
For future reference, third-party messages will not be honored.Why not? If I can't get to dxp but I can let someone else know I'm on my way.Why wouldn't that work?
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For the same reason you can't submit someone else's vote: there's no way to know you speak the truth. That's not an accusation against you personally, it's just a simple fact.
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Posted by StoicGoat
Gentlemen and lady, are we ready to get this party started?APC is on her way.
Just curious why so ready to wait on someone now?
Because Goat said we could wait on those who want to play. And she said she is on her way.
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Do we have an ETA on her arrival?
Posted by StoicGoat
For future reference, third-party messages will not be honored.Why not? If I can't get to dxp but I can let someone else know I'm on my way.Why wouldn't that work?
For the same reason you can't submit someone else's vote: there's no way to know you speak the truth. That's not an accusation against you personally, it's just a simple fact.
I understand.
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Yeah I doubt it. I'd say that's a lie but then that would mean I could read your mind. LOL
I am here.
NYAA you sound so stillwater-esque tonight.
Yeah someone else is playing for me.
Go that route.
You sound so TLS but that's just me.
😄
Posted by GetMisted
She got stuck in traffic behind a big wreck. We can go ahead.
Liar
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Yeah someone else is playing for me.
Go that route.
You sound so TLS but that's just me.😄
Yeah, but you actually do.
I am awesome as myself, don't need other accounts..you get me? 😉
Dryer sheets, your challenge:
Compose an original DXP-themed Shakespearean sonnet, properly rhymed and in iambic pentameter. Only one post per player will be considered. Any player hiding a post will be considered to have forfeited any opportunity to win the challenge. The winning player will have the first perfect submission posted or the most correct submission posted, whichever comes first. The challenge will end 89 minutes, 59 seconds after the time stamp on this post. Good luck!
I know I got you. I'm so totally complaining about too. Watch!
I went home to play Survivor tonight
To my surprise they waited on me WEEE!
And now I endure the stupid beluga
Damnata tries my patience as well
If only they would just shut up for once
DXP Survivor would be drama free
What wonder would such sweet joy bring
If I could win Immunity for once
APC I'm sure was not on her way here
Becuase beluga is a liar true
I wish I did not have to deal with this
But beluga will always get his wish
For the Sake of Survivor I must win
Or all will be lost to dramatic pleas
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
I went home to play Survivor tonight
To my surprise they waited on me WEEE!And now I endure the stupid beluga
Damnata tries my patience as wellIf only they would just shut up for once
DXP Survivor would be drama freeWhat wonder would such sweet joy bring
If I could win Immunity for onceAPC I'm sure was not on her way here
Becuase beluga is a liar trueI wish I did not have to deal with this
But beluga will always get his wishFor the Sake of Survivor I must win
Or all will be lost to dramatic pleasThat's not a Shakespearean sonnet 😢
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Since when do you think I give a shit about your opinion.
Someone who doesn't understand plain English shouldn't be giving opinions on what Shakespeare is.
Yours isn't iambic pentameter so you can kiss my ass you dumbass beluga.
And actually neither is mine so we both fucked up.
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
I went home to play Survivor tonight
To my surprise they waited on me WEEE!And now I endure the stupid beluga
Damnata tries my patience as wellIf only they would just shut up for once
DXP Survivor would be drama freeWhat wonder would such sweet joy bring
If I could win Immunity for onceAPC I'm sure was not on her way here
Becuase beluga is a liar trueI wish I did not have to deal with this
But beluga will always get his wishFor the Sake of Survivor I must win
Or all will be lost to dramatic pleasThat's not a Shakespearean sonnet 😢
Since when do you think I give a shit about your opinion.
Someone who doesn't understand plain English shouldn't be giving opinions on what Shakespeare is.Yours isn't iambic pentameter so you can kiss my ass you dumbass beluga.
Yours isn't in iambic pentameter either, but at least mine is rhymed correctly.
a-b-a-b c-d-c-d e-f-e-f g-g
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See you think I give a shit about that but really I don't.
Just for the record, I'm dying reading these. 😆
actually I take it back mine is in iambic pentameter
There is one small tiny error but that is it.
And it is 14 lines.
And occasionally it rhymes.
So, beluga... you can kiss it.
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
I went home to play Survivor tonight 10 syllables
To my surprise they waited on me WEEE! 10 syllablesAnd now I endure the stupid beluga 11 syllables
Damnata tries my patience as well 9 syllablesIf only they would just shut up for once 10 syllables
DXP Survivor would be drama free 11 syllablesWhat wonder would such sweet joy bring 8 syllables
If I could win Immunity for once 10 syllablesAPC I'm sure was not on her way here 11 syllables
Becuase beluga is a liar true 10 syllablesI wish I did not have to deal with this 10 syllables
But beluga will always get his wish 10 syllablesFor the Sake of Survivor I must win 10 syllables
Or all will be lost to dramatic pleas 10 syllablesNot Iambic Pentameter
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Beluga practically every line of yours is not iambic pentameter so I'm not really sure what your point is.
Day in day out we silently break bread
For days and weeks we tirelessly peruse,
To think the treasure of long lost a thread,
Will be a tatter'd mess of doubts diffuse.
Of hidden praise and out right shame, we rise
Of preproclaim'd beauty, thine eyes, we fall
In jest and smiles we laugh and banter lies,
So forth the hopes of a status and call.
Old rivalry, friendships a fool, declared,
Blood boils as post depicts no war but peace,
What small worth lies in victories held shared,
Yet we write on and on in fervour cease.
___This place, our home, insanity galore,
___Is but an asylum rid of fiend and friend.
Posted by StoicGoat
Just for the record, I'm dying reading these. 😆
SMH!!! lol Straighten up Judge...^^^^^^^^ LadyScorpio has hit the building...
(this competition is not over) lol
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Day in day out we silently break bread
For days and weeks we tirelessly peruse,
To think the treasure of long lost a thread,
Will be a tatter'd mess of doubts diffuse.
Of hidden praise and out right shame, we rise
Of preproclaim'd beauty, thine eyes, we fall
In jest and smiles we laugh and banter lies,
So forth the hopes of a status and call.
Old rivalry, friendships a fool, declared,
Blood boils as post depicts no war but peace,
What small worth lies in victories held shared,
Yet we write on and on in fervour cease.
___This place, our home, insanity galore,
___Is but an asylum rid of fiend and friend.
Oh man unless we get bonus points for being first she wins hands down.
I haven't even read the whole thing and I know it's going to be the best one lol.
Posted by GetMisted
Neither used iambic pentamter.Both have 14 lines.
I used the proper rhyme a-b-a-b c-d-c-d e-f-e-f g-g. You did not.
2-1 Beluga
Beluga apparently not only do you not understand plain English but you also seem to have a deficiency in counting or math as well.
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Day in day out we silently break bread
For days and weeks we tirelessly peruse,
To think the treasure of long lost a thread,
Will be a tatter'd mess of doubts diffuse.
Of hidden praise and out right shame, we rise
Of preproclaim'd beauty, thine eyes, we fall
In jest and smiles we laugh and banter lies,
So forth the hopes of a status and call.
Old rivalry, friendships a fool, declared,
Blood boils as post depicts no war but peace,
What small worth lies in victories held shared,
Yet we write on and on in fervour cease.
___This place, our home, insanity galore,
___Is but an asylum rid of fiend and friend.
Well to my surprise I think her last line actually might have erred but then again I feel her written word is quite superior to mine.
Is-but an-a sy-lum rid-of fiend-and friend
Seems like the friend is an error but maybe an english major could point out the errr of my ways.
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Day in day out we silently break bread
For days and weeks we tirelessly peruse,
To think the treasure of long lost a thread,
Will be a tatter'd mess of doubts diffuse.
Of hidden praise and out right shame, we rise
Of preproclaim'd beauty, thine eyes, we fall
In jest and smiles we laugh and banter lies,
So forth the hopes of a status and call.
Old rivalry, friendships a fool, declared,
Blood boils as post depicts no war but peace,
What small worth lies in victories held shared,
Yet we write on and on in fervour cease.
___This place, our home, insanity galore,
___Is but an asylum rid of fiend and friend.Oh man unless we get bonus points for being first she wins hands down.
I haven't even read the whole thing and I know it's going to be the best one lol.click to expand
When she said "Day in day out we silently break bread" it was over...LMBO!!!
D we want to see your.........
Okay I'm going to Disappear now(sorry!!)
For DXP
Shall I indulge you every other day?
Thou art as dangerous but yet so wild
My memories of you won't let me stray
Amidst your entertaining posts, I smiled:
Between the trines, the sextiles in our signs
With not much of a hint of any square
We watch the shallow dance of all the lines
With all our egos caught up in despair
We joined this site to learn a thing or two
But little did we know about the orbs
With every planet, even small ones too
We??ll get the chance to see how life unfolds
By now I feel you'll know just who you are.
And dare to make a wish upon each star.
Romanian owning this shit.
I am convinced it is in iambic. 😄
No one's iambic was perfect. I'm still going through them.
Posted by Damnata
Romanian owning this shit.I am convinced it is in iambic. 😄
Yes your's is error free outside of including more DXP themed lines.
They were astrologically based lines but not many had direct relation to DXP.
Posted by StoicGoat
No one's iambic was perfect. I'm still going through them.
I'm pretty sure Damnatas is solely iambic I think.
I only went through it once though.
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Posted by Damnata
Romanian owning this shit.I am convinced it is in iambic. 😄
Yes your's is error free outside of including more DXP themed lines.
They were astrologically based lines but not many had direct relation to DXP.
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dxp = astrology
sorry to break it to you now, but you're an astrology site.
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Posted by Damnata
Romanian owning this shit.I am convinced it is in iambic. 😄
Yes your's is error free outside of including more DXP themed lines.
They were astrologically based lines but not many had direct relation to DXP.
dxp = astrology
sorry to break it to you now, but you're an astrology site.
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Damnata stop reaching.
StillWater stop posting as NYAA. 😄
Posted by Damnata
For DXPShall I indulge you every other day?
Thou art as dangerous but yet so wild
My memories of you won't let me stray
Amidst your entertaining posts, I smiled:Between the trines, the sextiles in our signs
With not much of a hint of any square
We watch the shallow dance of all the lines
With all our egos caught up in despairWe joined this site to learn a thing or two
But little did we know about the orbs
With every planet, even small ones too
We??ll get the chance to see how life unfoldsBy now I feel you'll know just who you are.
And dare to make a wish upon each star.
more than signs is an error so I was wrong after all :/
Yeah NYAA I saw that now. I just cannot pronounce as good as you folks do 🙂
I'm happy I wrote 14 lines. At least that.
The Lady Scorpio: congratulations on winning your immunity for this challenge. Players, please PM me whom you would like to kick out.
AS much as it pains me to admit...
Me and the beluga were the only ones who took care to add the most "DXpish" lines.
I hope your happy beluga because that hurt to type out.
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Posted by Damnata
For DXPShall I indulge you every other day?
Thou art as dangerous but yet so wild
My memories of you won't let me stray
Amidst your entertaining posts, I smiled:Between the trines, the sextiles in our signs
With not much of a hint of any square
We watch the shallow dance of all the lines
With all our egos caught up in despairWe joined this site to learn a thing or two
But little did we know about the orbs
With every planet, even small ones too
We??ll get the chance to see how life unfoldsBy now I feel you'll know just who you are.
And dare to make a wish upon each star.click to expand
I take it back ... it is right... fuck man lol
Posted by StoicGoat
No one's iambic was perfect. I'm still going through them.
I retract this. Damnata's iambic pentameter is perfect. Fear not, I corrected for it before I published my judgment.
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