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Posted by StoicGoat
I figure anyone who speaks up and says they can't be here at XX:XX time wants to be here and so we will make an effort to agree upon a time that fits all such peeps' schedules. Anyone who doesn't speak up is obviously unconcerned, so we shan't be, either.



I'm already up past my bedtime. I have to be at work in 5 hours. Can we not go ahead and start?



Yes we can start you belligerent cry baby. I wasn't expecting you to have the manners to wait anyhow.



Did you leave work early?
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Tonight was not work related it was other things.. why does that matter to you?
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Those who posted in the thread... You don't understand plain English though so it's understandable that you wouldn't get that part.



Did it occur to you that not everyone has internet access 24/7?
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Beluga that is such a stupid question I'm not really sure why I'm even honoring it with a response.
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Posted by StoicGoat
For future reference, third-party messages will not be honored.



Why not? If I can't get to dxp but I can let someone else know I'm on my way.Why wouldn't that work?
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For the same reason you can't submit someone else's vote: there's no way to know you speak the truth. That's not an accusation against you personally, it's just a simple fact.
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For future reference, third-party messages will not be honored.



Why not? If I can't get to dxp but I can let someone else know I'm on my way.Why wouldn't that work?

For the same reason you can't submit someone else's vote: there's no way to know you speak the truth. That's not an accusation against you personally, it's just a simple fact.



I understand.
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Yeah I doubt it. I'd say that's a lie but then that would mean I could read your mind. LOL
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Dryer sheets, your challenge:

Compose an original DXP-themed Shakespearean sonnet, properly rhymed and in iambic pentameter. Only one post per player will be considered. Any player hiding a post will be considered to have forfeited any opportunity to win the challenge. The winning player will have the first perfect submission posted or the most correct submission posted, whichever comes first. The challenge will end 89 minutes, 59 seconds after the time stamp on this post. Good luck!
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I went home to play Survivor tonight
To my surprise they waited on me WEEE!

And now I endure the stupid beluga
Damnata tries my patience as well

If only they would just shut up for once
DXP Survivor would be drama free

What wonder would such sweet joy bring
If I could win Immunity for once

APC I'm sure was not on her way here
Becuase beluga is a liar true

I wish I did not have to deal with this
But beluga will always get his wish

For the Sake of Survivor I must win
Or all will be lost to dramatic pleas
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Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
I went home to play Survivor tonight
To my surprise they waited on me WEEE!

And now I endure the stupid beluga
Damnata tries my patience as well

If only they would just shut up for once
DXP Survivor would be drama free

What wonder would such sweet joy bring
If I could win Immunity for once

APC I'm sure was not on her way here
Becuase beluga is a liar true

I wish I did not have to deal with this
But beluga will always get his wish

For the Sake of Survivor I must win
Or all will be lost to dramatic pleas



That's not a Shakespearean sonnet 😢
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Since when do you think I give a shit about your opinion.
Someone who doesn't understand plain English shouldn't be giving opinions on what Shakespeare is.

Yours isn't iambic pentameter so you can kiss my ass you dumbass beluga.
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Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
I went home to play Survivor tonight
To my surprise they waited on me WEEE!

And now I endure the stupid beluga
Damnata tries my patience as well

If only they would just shut up for once
DXP Survivor would be drama free

What wonder would such sweet joy bring
If I could win Immunity for once

APC I'm sure was not on her way here
Becuase beluga is a liar true

I wish I did not have to deal with this
But beluga will always get his wish

For the Sake of Survivor I must win
Or all will be lost to dramatic pleas



That's not a Shakespearean sonnet 😢



Since when do you think I give a shit about your opinion.
Someone who doesn't understand plain English shouldn't be giving opinions on what Shakespeare is.

Yours isn't iambic pentameter so you can kiss my ass you dumbass beluga.



Yours isn't in iambic pentameter either, but at least mine is rhymed correctly.

a-b-a-b c-d-c-d e-f-e-f g-g
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See you think I give a shit about that but really I don't.
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I went home to play Survivor tonight 10 syllables
To my surprise they waited on me WEEE! 10 syllables

And now I endure the stupid beluga 11 syllables
Damnata tries my patience as well 9 syllables

If only they would just shut up for once 10 syllables
DXP Survivor would be drama free 11 syllables

What wonder would such sweet joy bring 8 syllables
If I could win Immunity for once 10 syllables

APC I'm sure was not on her way here 11 syllables
Becuase beluga is a liar true 10 syllables

I wish I did not have to deal with this 10 syllables
But beluga will always get his wish 10 syllables

For the Sake of Survivor I must win 10 syllables
Or all will be lost to dramatic pleas 10 syllables



Not Iambic Pentameter
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Beluga practically every line of yours is not iambic pentameter so I'm not really sure what your point is.
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Day in day out we silently break bread
For days and weeks we tirelessly peruse,
To think the treasure of long lost a thread,
Will be a tatter'd mess of doubts diffuse.
Of hidden praise and out right shame, we rise
Of preproclaim'd beauty, thine eyes, we fall
In jest and smiles we laugh and banter lies,
So forth the hopes of a status and call.
Old rivalry, friendships a fool, declared,
Blood boils as post depicts no war but peace,
What small worth lies in victories held shared,
Yet we write on and on in fervour cease.
___This place, our home, insanity galore,
___Is but an asylum rid of fiend and friend.
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Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Day in day out we silently break bread
For days and weeks we tirelessly peruse,
To think the treasure of long lost a thread,
Will be a tatter'd mess of doubts diffuse.
Of hidden praise and out right shame, we rise
Of preproclaim'd beauty, thine eyes, we fall
In jest and smiles we laugh and banter lies,
So forth the hopes of a status and call.
Old rivalry, friendships a fool, declared,
Blood boils as post depicts no war but peace,
What small worth lies in victories held shared,
Yet we write on and on in fervour cease.
___This place, our home, insanity galore,
___Is but an asylum rid of fiend and friend.



Oh man unless we get bonus points for being first she wins hands down.
I haven't even read the whole thing and I know it's going to be the best one lol.
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Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Day in day out we silently break bread
For days and weeks we tirelessly peruse,
To think the treasure of long lost a thread,
Will be a tatter'd mess of doubts diffuse.
Of hidden praise and out right shame, we rise
Of preproclaim'd beauty, thine eyes, we fall
In jest and smiles we laugh and banter lies,
So forth the hopes of a status and call.
Old rivalry, friendships a fool, declared,
Blood boils as post depicts no war but peace,
What small worth lies in victories held shared,
Yet we write on and on in fervour cease.
___This place, our home, insanity galore,
___Is but an asylum rid of fiend and friend.



Well to my surprise I think her last line actually might have erred but then again I feel her written word is quite superior to mine.

Is-but an-a sy-lum rid-of fiend-and friend

Seems like the friend is an error but maybe an english major could point out the errr of my ways.
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Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Day in day out we silently break bread
For days and weeks we tirelessly peruse,
To think the treasure of long lost a thread,
Will be a tatter'd mess of doubts diffuse.
Of hidden praise and out right shame, we rise
Of preproclaim'd beauty, thine eyes, we fall
In jest and smiles we laugh and banter lies,
So forth the hopes of a status and call.
Old rivalry, friendships a fool, declared,
Blood boils as post depicts no war but peace,
What small worth lies in victories held shared,
Yet we write on and on in fervour cease.
___This place, our home, insanity galore,
___Is but an asylum rid of fiend and friend.



Oh man unless we get bonus points for being first she wins hands down.
I haven't even read the whole thing and I know it's going to be the best one lol.
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When she said "Day in day out we silently break bread" it was over...LMBO!!!

D we want to see your.........



Okay I'm going to Disappear now(sorry!!)
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For DXP

Shall I indulge you every other day?
Thou art as dangerous but yet so wild
My memories of you won't let me stray
Amidst your entertaining posts, I smiled:

Between the trines, the sextiles in our signs
With not much of a hint of any square
We watch the shallow dance of all the lines
With all our egos caught up in despair

We joined this site to learn a thing or two
But little did we know about the orbs
With every planet, even small ones too
We??ll get the chance to see how life unfolds

By now I feel you??ll know just who you are.
And dare to make a wish upon each star.
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Romanian owning this shit.

I am convinced it is in iambic. 😄



Yes your's is error free outside of including more DXP themed lines.

They were astrologically based lines but not many had direct relation to DXP.



dxp = astrology

sorry to break it to you now, but you're an astrology site.
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Damnata stop reaching.
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Posted by Damnata
For DXP

Shall I indulge you every other day?
Thou art as dangerous but yet so wild
My memories of you won't let me stray
Amidst your entertaining posts, I smiled:

Between the trines, the sextiles in our signs
With not much of a hint of any square
We watch the shallow dance of all the lines
With all our egos caught up in despair

We joined this site to learn a thing or two
But little did we know about the orbs
With every planet, even small ones too
We??ll get the chance to see how life unfolds

By now I feel you??ll know just who you are.
And dare to make a wish upon each star.

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Posted by Damnata
For DXP

Shall I indulge you every other day?
Thou art as dangerous but yet so wild
My memories of you won't let me stray
Amidst your entertaining posts, I smiled:

Between the trines, the sextiles in our signs
With not much of a hint of any square
We watch the shallow dance of all the lines
With all our egos caught up in despair

We joined this site to learn a thing or two
But little did we know about the orbs
With every planet, even small ones too
We??ll get the chance to see how life unfolds

By now I feel you??ll know just who you are.
And dare to make a wish upon each star.

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I take it back ... it is right... fuck man lol