I just want to say here that because of @Deldo, a night cashier got the shock of his lifetime.
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Oh sure, blame McDeldo
Posted by DamnataLMAO
I just want to say here that because of @Deldo, a night cashier got the shock of his lifetime.
lmao at the penis.....
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@scruffles
Where are your paper towel stick figures!
Nice deck of cards tho! lolol
Where are your paper towel stick figures!
Nice deck of cards tho! lolol
lmao yall are an entertaining bunch
Posted by AfternoonDelights22ya.. you can tell you said look out biiissshesss i am WINNING this vs the more leisurely creative ones.
lmao yall are an entertaining bunch
Can't tell i competitive AT ALL.
Posted by justagirlidk if Damnata is gonna beat the clock with all this leisurePosted by AfternoonDelights22ya.. you can tell you said look out biiissshesss i am WINNING this vs the more leisurely creative ones.
lmao yall are an entertaining bunch
Can't tell i competitive AT ALL.
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22How much time they have left?Posted by justagirlidk if Damnata is gonna beat the clock with all this leisurePosted by AfternoonDelights22ya.. you can tell you said look out biiissshesss i am WINNING this vs the more leisurely creative ones.
lmao yall are an entertaining bunch
Can't tell i competitive AT ALL.
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24 minutes to goooo
Deldo for gloves and cleaning supplies I posted only one pic. That good right? Took them together.
Posted by Damnatayes
Deldo for gloves and cleaning supplies I posted only one pic. That good right? Took them together.
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Btw..
Done
Good job guys!
Coins all around!
COIN COUNT SO FAR
Sassy-6
GetMisted-4
Damnata-4
JAG-1
Scruffles-1
Coins all around!
COIN COUNT SO FAR
Sassy-6
GetMisted-4
Damnata-4
JAG-1
Scruffles-1
Now to go through your pictures
@Scruffles Aldous Huxley?!. I like.
Dazed has scissors in his bathroom? You can never be too ready to stab someone I guess.
@Scruffles Aldous Huxley?!. I like.
Dazed has scissors in his bathroom? You can never be too ready to stab someone I guess.
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Good job guys!
Coins all around!
COIN COUNT SO FAR
Sassy-6
GetMisted-4
Damnata-4
JAG-1
Scruffles-1
Posted by AfternoonDelights22thank you
Good job guys!
Coins all around!
COIN COUNT SO FAR
Sassy-6
GetMisted-4
Damnata-4
JAG-1
Scruffles-1
Marlboro Menthol
Posted by GetMisted...ehh...Posted by DamnataUhh.. I gotta keep stuff trimmed duh. Why on earth you didn't ask about the spoon in beyond me though.
Now to go through your pictures
@Scruffles Aldous Huxley?!. I like.
Dazed has scissors in his bathroom? You can never be too ready to stab someone I guess.click to expand
Posted by GetMistedfor those days you gotta scoop it out?Posted by DamnataUhh.. I gotta keep stuff trimmed duh. Why on earth you didn't ask about the spoon in beyond me though.
Now to go through your pictures
@Scruffles Aldous Huxley?!. I like.
Dazed has scissors in his bathroom? You can never be too ready to stab someone I guess.click to expand
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Posted by GetMistedim gonna barely squeak in the playoffs some howPosted by GetMistedHe only got 76 😄
Wrong fucking week for Bortles to have 5 TDs and Robinson getting 3 of those. JFC
It's a two week long playoff which means I haven't lost yet, but if I were to score the same next week, my opponent has to be held to no more than 82 points. 😢
I only need a combined 23 points out of Brady anf ODB.click to expand
Posted by justagirlA man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"Posted by GetMistedfor those days you gotta scoop it out?Posted by DamnataUhh.. I gotta keep stuff trimmed duh. Why on earth you didn't ask about the spoon in beyond me though.
Now to go through your pictures
@Scruffles Aldous Huxley?!. I like.
Dazed has scissors in his bathroom? You can never be too ready to stab someone I guess.
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The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant... He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
Posted by Damnata😆Posted by justagirlA man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"Posted by GetMistedfor those days you gotta scoop it out?Posted by DamnataUhh.. I gotta keep stuff trimmed duh. Why on earth you didn't ask about the spoon in beyond me though.
Now to go through your pictures
@Scruffles Aldous Huxley?!. I like.
Dazed has scissors in his bathroom? You can never be too ready to stab someone I guess.
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The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant... He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."click to expand
Well hopefully the champ arrives soon
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Well hopefully the champ arrives soon
Is @GetMisted ready for the main event ladder match?
Posted by GetMisted
On the edge of my seat tonight 😐
Posted by GetMisted
On the edge of my seat tonight 😐
Posted by GetMistedHot.
On the edge of my seat tonight 😐click to expand
Hope your nerves don't mess you up c:
Why can't you be on a computer?
This game will be a combo of other games.
In a ladder match you must climb the ladder to get the belt. In this game we will have 5 rounds of games we have played before. The first to win 3 of the 5 wins the match and wins coins!
First round: Quotes
Second and third round: Pyramid
Fourth and fifthe round: Family feud
This is on an individual game base only so points will not carry over to each round.
Also if you choose to cheat you will have to choose which 2 of the 5 rounds you want the advantage in.
So any cheaters?
Noup to cheating.
Wait oh
Posted by GetMistedI will take abbreviations in the quote round since ik you cant speed as well as youd like
I'm on my phone is all. I'm limited to certain games 😢
Good luck Dazed
G MAIN EVENT IS FOR THE DXPF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22If Sassy wins she keeps the title and gets 2 coins
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If Dazed wins he gains the title and gets 3 coins
Hyperventilating
First round Guess which sign
In this game you must guess which quote belongs to each sign. You must guess all 3 correct to win. You will both make a guess in rounds. After the guesses I will tell you how much you got right. If someone did not get all 3 right, I will have you guess again. This will continue until someone gets all 3 right and wins the match. If there is a tie in a round whoever answered the FASTEST wins.
They will be mutables
Who is the Gemini, who is the Virgo, who is the Sagittarius and who is the Pisces
“Very productive night. I got this.”
“I’m always game. Challenge accepted!”
“Cake and brownies. Nigh complete.”
“Why do I make myself feel shitty? Oh well sleep.”
GO!
In this game you must guess which quote belongs to each sign. You must guess all 3 correct to win. You will both make a guess in rounds. After the guesses I will tell you how much you got right. If someone did not get all 3 right, I will have you guess again. This will continue until someone gets all 3 right and wins the match. If there is a tie in a round whoever answered the FASTEST wins.
They will be mutables
Who is the Gemini, who is the Virgo, who is the Sagittarius and who is the Pisces
“Very productive night. I got this.”
“I’m always game. Challenge accepted!”
“Cake and brownies. Nigh complete.”
“Why do I make myself feel shitty? Oh well sleep.”
GO!
Virgo
Gemini
Sagittarius
Pisces
Gemini
Sagittarius
Pisces
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