NonetheWiser
@NonetheWiser
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List yours.
First World Problems
List yours.
Posted by MagicMona
native americans still being treated less than animals.
😢
Reminds me of this.
Hookers with extremely questionable personal hygiene......so I've heard.
My hairdryer broke this morning and I have to sit at home and wait 2 hours for my hair to dry.
The sand from the roads make my car look dirty 10 minutes after I wash it.
The sand from the roads make my car look dirty 10 minutes after I wash it.
I don't know what to do with my life.
Manicure not lasting!
Women running around in vagina costumes demanding I take them seriously.
Posted by RemixGeneralFishyNah..I love them too much 😄Posted by TeenaCut your fingers off then. Problem solved.
Manicure not lasting!click to expand
Posted by Smidgeyum for the cum then !Posted by CanthalTiltI clearly like the taste of cum in my coffee then
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
click to expand
My boyfriend's family dog licks my legs after I moisturize with coconut oil. ?
Fluoride still in the water!
Aspartame in lots of things
Watching people being overly dependent on booze and weed
Aspartame in lots of things
Watching people being overly dependent on booze and weed
Posted by CanthalTiltOnce I discovered almond milk, I haven't looked back since. I hardly eat soy because of its affects on women's hormonal bits. Coconut milk yogurt is my favorite new snacksees
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
When people who haven't even been to the Women's March talk about it as though only women were there. ?
My hair needs a mask treatment.
Posted by PVandJellyNo one has ever been attracted to me. How about that?
The guy I was crushing on is about to get engaged. But the guy whose crushing on me, I'm not interested in. 😢
Posted by CanthalTiltmaybe it's jut remixgeneralfishy's cum which tastes like soy milk? maybe you should taste someone else's cum?
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
idk, just an idea I've never tasted cum
Posted by KoniuchaaWTF is organic sugar? I don't even know how this can exist...
I ran out of organic sugar ?
Posted by PVandJellyIt's not a lie.Posted by NonetheWiserLies. Unless you look like Chewbacca's less attractive twin, I'm sure you've attracted someone. LOL.Posted by PVandJellyNo one has ever been attracted to me. How about that?
The guy I was crushing on is about to get engaged. But the guy whose crushing on me, I'm not interested in. 😢click to expand
Some people are just meant to be forever alone. And nothing would change that.
Posted by LillyPetalyou could try the soy and/or almond milk - or cum ...
My boyfriend's family dog licks my legs after I moisturize with coconut oil. ?
Posted by PVandJellyYou just found it. Your fwp is that you can't think of any fwps.
Darn. I don't have any present first world problems.
Posted by PootyButtthe giant "Cheeto" lol - priceless! thanks!!!
My commute traffic sucks. My health insurance is endangered by the giant Cheeto.
I ran out of energy drinks, so I had to go through the hassle of making instant coffee.
Posted by pisces4scorpioWell idk, considering that the US has been demoted from a "Full democracy" to a "Flawed democracy" after only 5 days of him in office, that might not be a "First World" type of problem for long...
TRUMP
Posted by KoniuchaaThe horror ?
I ran out of organic sugar ?
Got none since the head Cheeto took the helm. 😉
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
When @Katana isn't sharp enough for Dom Pèrignon to be properly sabered...ðŸ˜
Posted by tctaI think that would only add fervor to the licking. >_Posted by LillyPetalyou could try the soy and/or almond milk - or cum ...
My boyfriend's family dog licks my legs after I moisturize with coconut oil. ?click to expand
Posted by LillyPetalL O L !Posted by tctaI think that would only add fervor to the licking. >_<Posted by LillyPetalyou could try the soy and/or almond milk - or cum ...
My boyfriend's family dog licks my legs after I moisturize with coconut oil. ?click to expand
Posted by Paleriodon't cut your fingers. Your nostrils would lose market value with mangled hands.
When @Katana isn't sharp enough for Dom Pèrignon to be properly sabered...ðŸ˜
too many TV shows to watch and most of them suck anyway.
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/mafia-ptsd-support-group-7731519/
This seems like a good place to put this.
This seems like a good place to put this.
Posted by MagicMonaHow do they get mistreated? (Not being a jerk, just genuinely asking)
native americans still being treated less than animals.
They even scholarships for having that bloodline, just sayin'.
Don't have any really... financially sound... have woman that would like to date me but will not because they are ADD on guys. I don't understand these days in that area... everyone centers there life around romantic interest and are constantly a mess. They disregard a lot of time there career and financial future expecting the other 1/2 to deal with it.
It is a new thing seeing girls in mid 30's and up getting younger men that are broke though... Complaining how they can't find a good one when many don't realize they wasted there lives on looses with no future often.
Of course this is not everyone but I can honestly say people don't seem to actually want to have meaningful relationships with one person.
PM
It is a new thing seeing girls in mid 30's and up getting younger men that are broke though... Complaining how they can't find a good one when many don't realize they wasted there lives on looses with no future often.
Of course this is not everyone but I can honestly say people don't seem to actually want to have meaningful relationships with one person.
PM
Posted by MagicMona😆Posted by SalamanderCandy...i cant with this right now.Posted by MagicMonaHow do they get mistreated? (Not being a jerk, just genuinely asking)
native americans still being treated less than animals.
They even scholarships for having that bloodline, just sayin'.click to expand
We stole your land, brought our European diseases, forced our culture and religion on your people, killed the majority of your population. We allow you to live in federal farms we call reservations. Remember its your land still...but it's actually still ours
You are the least cared about and most forgotten minority group...
But we'll give you all a free college education.
I get attacked for saying there are only 2 genders.
Trans isn't a gender, it's either female or male.
The rest is just made up shit by people on tumblr and it's really annoying.
Trans isn't a gender, it's either female or male.
The rest is just made up shit by people on tumblr and it's really annoying.
Posted by Teena
Manicure not lasting!
Gel polish is your friend.
Posted by CanthalTiltHow did you know how cum tastes like?
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
I'M PREPLEXED. @_@
Posted by firebunnyHow many times are they gonna be called out on that? Three? Four? This is getting repetitive.Posted by CanthalTiltHow did you know how cum tastes like?
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
I'M PREPLEXED. @_@click to expand
Posted by NonetheWiserHUH— WHERE?Posted by firebunnyHow many times are they gonna be called out on that? Three? Four? This is getting repetitive.Posted by CanthalTiltHow did you know how cum tastes like?
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
I'M PREPLEXED. @_@click to expand
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