Fun with titles...

That now marks two promotional titles that struck me as odd/funny.

The first was that Soylent food thing (if you have seen the film "Soylent Green", you'll understand).

The second I found funny with a simple addition.

This:

"Mexican Craving: 9 Easy Steps to Cooking Authentic Mexican at Home"

Takes on a whole different meaning when an indefinite article is inserted:

"Mexican Craving: 9 Easy Steps to Cooking An Authentic Mexican at Home"

Anyway, keep the funny promotional titles coming, Duncan...

See? That's what I'm talking about.

Form of cannibalism that second one. Lol

What you eating tonight hun? Beef tacos. Yum.

Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
What you eating tonight hun? Beef tacos. Yum.

There is another cult classic out there called "Eating Raoul".

Posted by tiziani
My Ratchet Secret >>>> all

Honourable mentions to Power Texting Men.

These are the ones that caught my eye too.

apparently, the announcers know their audience very well.

Posted by Hare
I actually thought the title of this thread was "Fun with titties..."

lol

Bob Dylan greatest hits. So amusing, lol.

Rainy day woman, it ain't me babe, hehe.

I can't see them anymore

Yeah goes quick and it's something new now. Lol I chuckled those, ironically ironic maybe.

I

"The Candlemaker's Store Natural Soy Wax"

So the question is: where do they actually store the wax?

Haha

How can I take your order. Extra Virgin..don't forget the lube.

Yeah, well unfortunately I'm now wondering how those candlemakers make their natural soy wax candles.....

Soy milk does a body good. I suppose. Idk jk.

I just saw the candle makers ad, But damn I was reading something about a competition going on. And came back Now it's gone.

"Inflatable Full Body Suit Costume"

Hah puppy love.

Home made lotions omg do you have free samples.

"Quantum Astrology With Rick Levine"

So it's the miniimal amount of activity to determine something astrological?

(I know, geeky response. So sue me)

"The 10 Laws of Alpha Male"

DJ must be trying to worm his way back here by sponsoring.

"Harry Potter Glasses"

Oh yes, the same glasses that he used to put the magic in his wand while looking at Hermione....

Realistic Custom Deluxe Fangs

...made in Romania

"Couples Top Five Ecstatic Experiences"

Wonder how that works with the nursing home crowd.....

"For the Love of a Dog"

Alomost edged up to a ToU violation.....

"PURELL Advanced Hand Sanitizer"

Now this title in itself isn't funny. But it did provoke the thought that certain moments spending time perusing DXP makes me want to use some.....

When I saw this thread it Read as follows : Fun with titties.That is all

Online Dating & Relationships for the Newly Single

DXP is now advertising itself.....

Posted by tiziani
They've finally come for @justagirl

"PROMOTED

Women's Batman The Dark Knight Rises Catwoman Costume

Everyone's favorite feline villain, Catwoman from the Batman Dark Knight Rises"

MEOW!

Trolls

Trolls affirms that trolls are real, that they have lived and are living now.

Someone has been reading posts on DXP......

Ten Psychic Predictions for 2017

1. Nicole Brown Simpson's killer is finally found

2. The alien civilization that has been kidnapping people and mutilating cows reveals itself

3. Atlantis rises from the ocean depths

4. Scorpiofish finally finds a Cancer female that rides in his free candy van

5. The earth *really* is determined to be flat

6. The grand unified theory is solved

7. Unicorns are discovered rollicking in the jungles of South America

8. The red herring is finally caught, filleted, and served at a banquet.

9. 2+2 is found to actually equal 5, upending all concepts of mathematics

10. Hillary Clinton is inaugurated as the 45th president of the United States

(All lawyer disclaimers apply. Don't hate me because I'm pretty.)

PROMOTED

TASTE ASIA

Why? What does she taste like?