@The_eleventh_sign_11
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Stupid kids names
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Damn I named my kid cats: Bella, Jasmine, Chloe, Minnie.well damn.
Naming kids after Countries, States or Cities is stupid. They do anyways.
Mercedes, and Lexus.
hahaha as soon as I read this! I know this family in the neighborhood, with kasey, kaley, kylie sisters, kush the brother! they're called the "k"terers by the others, a sucky pun but caught on. it's like the mom had nothing but a "k baby names index"
You don't like Bella?
Looks mighty fine to me 🙂
Naming kids after alcoholic beverages...
Like: Champagne, Hennessy, etc...
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
Damn I named my kid cats: Bella, Jasmine, Chloe, Minnie.well damn.Cats aren't humans.
Keep moving.
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I'll stay thanks.
No such thing as an ugly kid IMO. But my youngest daughter had a class mate named Berry.
Posted by MagicMona
and please dont give the baby an old person's name like bertha, gerty, clem, or cleotus.
Or after whores.
Cinnamon. Candy, Shimmers
Posted by MagicMona
@DeeLovesRed you beat me to it! can we throw Alize on that list?and no naming kids after fruits and vegetables. no grocery store items. and please dont make up a new name if it doesnt sound right. i hate when ppl blend their names together and give it to the kid. (dre'naysha or some bullshit like that)
I hate them damn apostrophes or dashes in names... like why? So annoying... I prefer Bella over them names with dashes and apostrophes
I am not kidding when i say this, but..
I know two guys with names Rain & Ocean.
Yes i can't believe it too. Asians?
I know a Wren and Raven - two brothers; and a Rainy and Laken two sisters ... how about when people whose last name is like Ball name their kid Richard (Dick) ... etc. I've seen a lot of strange last names too. Like a Dr. Grow, a pediatrician; and a Dr. Payne, who treated my son in the emergency room - we had a good laugh about that one ...
My mom almost did the "m" name shit... Thank god she decided to just make it my middle name... And gave me a different first name. It was a big thing in the 60/70s I guess.
I have a friend that has almost all her kids with "c" names, there are a few "k"s but they all sound very similar. I think it might be a religious thing?
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
Damn I named my kid cats: Bella, Jasmine, Chloe, Minnie.well damn.
My step mother's service dog is called Bella. She's gorgeous.
Posted by tcta
I know a Wren and Raven - two brothers; and a Rainy and Laken two sisters ... how about when people whose last name is like Ball name their kid Richard (Dick) ... etc. I've seen a lot of strange last names too. Like a Dr. Grow, a pediatrician; and a Dr. Payne, who treated my son in the emergency room - we had a good laugh about that one ...Lol Wren sounds very Nordic, I can only assume tho
those doctors' names are hillarious, they really dedicate themselves to their work, they have their life path written on their names 😛
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it does sound Nordic lol - but no, the mother is a nature eclectic and lived in the woods and I think that is where she got the names for her boys
not a fan of kids named after cars or consumables. well just dont get me started on this subject ?
Posted by justagirl
My mom almost did the "m" name shit... Thank god she decided to just make it my middle name... And gave me a different first name. It was a big thing in the 60/70s I guess.I have a friend that has almost all her kids with "c" names, there are a few "k"s but they all sound very similar. I think it might be a religious thing?
Ambiguity would be a cute name.
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Obscure would be too!
There's a kid in my niece's class named Malaria
Posted by cheekyfaerie
Well, well... I don't like you guys either!*takes ball
*goes home
i like your Name! 🙂
11yrs ago, I named Shorty something that I thought was really pretty, a classic you don't hear anymore. Now you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one or open DXP without it being on the front page. 😄
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Lmao for what its worth im sure your daughter isnt as ugly as the other kids.
Its just my friend has a bella and she acts like such a brat, the way her dad says her name you imagine a dog with its tail between its legs.
I actually love names starting with A, if I had a family id probably name all my kids with A names.
Posted by xEUx
I never liked the name Harley on boys. Sounds Contrived.
I grew up with a Dallas and Harley
So white trash but super tragically attractive at the same time
Worst I knew was someone named Tiggywinkle. But he went by Tig.
Ivory and Ebony... should have added those to my pet peeves list
Or when people name their kids' relatively normal names but spell them really stupid just to be different...like Kaytlyn or Mikel or Jaxson
?
I had a short fling with a Zebulon lmao
Shit you not
Posted by DeeLovesRed
Naming kids after alcoholic beverages...Like: Champagne, Hennessy, etc...
Or expensive cars.
I went to school with a "Princess." Ghetto trash naming their kids with "luxury" related names is an amazing thing.
I also know someone who named their kid "Charisma."
I've also seen "Golden."
Sometimes it seems like people forget they're having a human being and name their kids as if they're pets.
My baby cousin was going to be Thor if she was a boy
I legit asked my uncle if he was on drugs and his wife answered "nah just testosterone" lol
Omg ppl naming their kids Loki, fml
What I would name my kids
If if i have more boys: Jackson, Mason, Hunter, Dakota
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+Dallas and Harley
Girls: Annabelle, Jacqueline, Bailey, Leigh-Anne,
Just be glad your name isn't Tallulah
Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
Omg ppl naming their kids Loki, fml
the actual Norse Loki why not? That name has been used for a while.. I know an Asatru pagan couple who named their son Odin.
If it's only because of marvel that seems kinda silly, cute nickname though lol
(keep in mind, this was done in 2001)
Still applies now, except the names have gotten stupider.
I heard a woman repeatedly calling her young son in the grocery store yesterday. His name was Blake Charles. It made me cringe.
Posted by Deedee86
I heard a woman repeatedly calling her young son in the grocery store yesterday. His name was Blake Charles. It made me cringe.
Aw cmon, that's not so bad... I like Blake, for boys and Girls...
Lol and middle names are usually the "boring names"
And yeah I think thats his first and middle name, that's how my parents called me when they were pissed off
Lmao some of you guys are picking on perfectly good names
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I would love to hear some what you think are the cool ones
Alice, Alma, Alistair, Aiofe, Alexandria, Able (my dads name), Alfie, Alba, Abby (my old dog lol)
Posted by Deedee86
I heard a woman repeatedly calling her young son in the grocery store yesterday. His name was Blake Charles. It made me cringe.Aw cmon, that's not so bad... I like Blake, for boys and Girls...
Lol and middle names are usually the "boring names"
And yeah I think thats his first and middle name, that's how my parents called me when they were pissed off
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Blake is fine but Blake Charles.....brrrr
I am pretty sure he had two first names. She wasn't mad or scolding him.
I like names starting with E omg id name my favourite daughter Elvira
Posted by CopperDove
Worst I knew was someone named Tiggywinkle. But he went by Tig.
My God.
and no naming kids after fruits and vegetables. no grocery store items. and please dont make up a new name if it doesnt sound right. i hate when ppl blend their names together and give it to the kid. (dre'naysha or some bullshit like that)
Imma name my kids Magnum, Aquafina and Lafreaka
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I met a guy who was a first generation American from a middle eastern country who was a wannabe rapper. He wanted to give his son his name but wanted to keep his rapper image. The baby was named Sa'Nel Lebron.
I went to school with a kid named Life.
Parents were hippies.
Obviously.
And there was a Mavity.
But I like that. 😛
and no naming kids after fruits and vegetables. no grocery store items. and please dont make up a new name if it doesnt sound right. i hate when ppl blend their names together and give it to the kid. (dre'naysha or some bullshit like that)
Imma name my kids Magnum, Aquafina and Lafreaka
I met a guy who was a first generation American from a middle eastern country who was a wannabe rapper. He wanted to give his son his name but wanted to keep his rapper image. The baby was named Sa'Nel Lebron.
Oh wow.
Btw, I was jk
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I figured ?
Posted by CopperDove
Worst I knew was someone named Tiggywinkle. But he went by Tig.My God.
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Horrible, isn't it? Maybe it was after this Beatrix Potter book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Mrs._Tiggy-Winkle
He was off-the-charts arrogant - maybe compensation for the atrocity. Reminds me of Shel Silverstein's A Boy Name Sue made famous by Johnny Cash.
Actually, Bella means beautiful in ITALIAN.
Belle is beautiful in French. Just sayin'
My cousin is called Bella but her real name is in fact Arabella.
I went to preschool with a ginger boy named Tigger. Real shit..
I wonder what's he's up to...and what he looks like by now.
Then there was a girl I knew in middle school Shaharazoid...
We call our friend Ariel Earl cause that's how people in the South say it lol
Posted by CopperDove
Worst I knew was someone named Tiggywinkle. But he went by Tig.My God.
Horrible, isn't it? Maybe it was after this Beatrix Potter book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Mrs._Tiggy-Winkle
He was off-the-charts arrogant - maybe compensation for the atrocity. Reminds me of Shel Silverstein's A Boy Name Sue made famous by Johnny Cash.
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Yes, truly it is.
But I love Shel Silverstein. 😄
Posted by CopperDove
Worst I knew was someone named Tiggywinkle. But he went by Tig.My God.
Horrible, isn't it? Maybe it was after this Beatrix Potter book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Mrs._Tiggy-Winkle
He was off-the-charts arrogant - maybe compensation for the atrocity. Reminds me of Shel Silverstein's A Boy Name Sue made famous by Johnny Cash.
Yes, truly it is.
But I love Shel Silverstein. 😄
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Me too! One of my favourites!
I just found this - someone has used parts of his poems to express astrology signs. I had to magnify on my screen to read them but maybe you won't have to:
shttp://cafeteriastrology.tumblr.com/post/119316660247/shel-silverstein-poems-for-the-signs
Posted by CopperDove
Worst I knew was someone named Tiggywinkle. But he went by Tig.My God.
Horrible, isn't it? Maybe it was after this Beatrix Potter book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Mrs._Tiggy-Winkle
He was off-the-charts arrogant - maybe compensation for the atrocity. Reminds me of Shel Silverstein's A Boy Name Sue made famous by Johnny Cash.
Yes, truly it is.
But I love Shel Silverstein. 😄
Me too! One of my favourites!
I just found this - someone has used parts of his poems to express astrology signs. I had to magnify on my screen to read them but maybe you won't have to:
shttp://cafeteriastrology.tumblr.com/post/119316660247/shel-silverstein-poems-for-the-signs
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I regret that I have only one +1 to give you... those are all from Light in the Attic too.
*joy*
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Bella, its kind of a trendy name at the moment, It means beautiful in french, personally I think the name is ugly and ive never met an attractive bella, honestly all the parebts who have named their kid bella have an ugly kid, its as if they thought naming it beautful would make it attractive.....how embarassing for the kid
Please dont name your kid bella