Guess My Age

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Haha. It got that right! But I think I tried yours before. Try another picture Jims

What? When did u try first of all?? — But am I looking to make myself younger? My other pic with the hair dryer says I'm 31 lol i just tried it

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When I first found the site??

It differs with each picture...change in your expressions n all maybe ?

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Holy shit I'm shook

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Haha. It got that right! But I think I tried yours before. Try another picture Jims

What? When did u try first of all?? — But am I looking to make myself younger? My other pic with the hair dryer says I'm 31 lol i just tried it

When I first found the site??

It differs with each picture...change in your expressions n all maybe ?

Yea I noticed lol I'm playing around with it, but it's not helping because I just got off of work and I look busted as hell LMAO

Shouldn't change much Jims..it doesn't change much with anything I do actually ?

Jealous now ? be humble girl!

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Ok?

It has shown 26 for me once n 19 was the minimum

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Holy shit I'm shook

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Haha. It got that right! But I think I tried yours before. Try another picture Jims

What? When did u try first of all?? — But am I looking to make myself younger? My other pic with the hair dryer says I'm 31 lol i just tried it

When I first found the site??

It differs with each picture...change in your expressions n all maybe ?

Yea I noticed lol I'm playing around with it, but it's not helping because I just got off of work and I look busted as hell LMAO

Shouldn't change much Jims..it doesn't change much with anything I do actually ?

Jealous now ? be humble girl!

Ok?

It has shown 26 for me once n 19 was the minimum

Hah!! 23 all the time my ass ??

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Not lying hey...try with all my previous dxp pics...or we can take it you-know-where to ??

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This app is messed me imo. No way I look 23.

No makeup? You look older with makeup

I have light makeup on though.

Ok now the Scorpio angle

The fuck is that? lol

Lmao

This is teenas

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Omg BRO WTF ————

Ands has been crushing on that female since long —

I'm laughing too fucking hard right now!! —??

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He has her picture saved n shows her off whenever ??

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I told ya it gets mine right almost every time?

Cuz your hella pretty and shit looking all youthful in your youthful ass chair over there

?? But it doesn't show me much younger than my age manytimes ??

I got older in my pics -_-

We all have the older angle Jims?

What's the maximum it showed for you??

36 lol that was from today after work. My face looks like trash right now and I know it LOL

That's ok Jims.. it's not that bad. I actually like aged faces?

?? What's the opposite of a cougar?? You like em old and bold ehh?

Haha... I do like them old n bold??

So like a sugar daddy? I told you beb whenever you ready. I got some Sterling silver wedding bands for our wedding. No rings though because I ain't got money like that and a honey moon in San Francisco because it's only $ 30 in gas for me to get there deal? —

Hey we ain't need no cash!! We're going Vegas remember— N honeymoon in glass beach! Is that what it is—

But we need cash. The ceremony isn't free and the pastor with the Elvis haircut don't come cheap! Seaglass Beach too!! That's where we will consummate our vows and have coitus on the glass beach. Bare skin style . I hope you have callouses on your back because them shards are sharp af

Edit

—?I'm dying so hard right now

Jims!!!!!!—

Ok I have like one beach towel. It's kinda thin though cuz I use it alot but we can put some seaweed under it to make it feel more homey—

Wait! What are we gonna use this towel for??

To lay on so you don't get back callouses?? unless you want to improvise and like hit eachother with it or something ?

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You're confusing me Jims!!! Why would I get back callouses—

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This app is messed me imo. No way I look 23.

No makeup? You look older with makeup

I have light makeup on though.

Ok now the Scorpio angle

The fuck is that? lol

Lmao

This is teenas

User Submitted Image

A nosejob and a full face waxing and she's be golden

You know what she kinda looks like my driver Enrique

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Goddamn!! Leave your driver alone!! Why do you wanna eff everything you lay your eyes on

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This app is messed me imo. No way I look 23.

No makeup? You look older with makeup

I have light makeup on though.

Ok now the Scorpio angle

The fuck is that? lol

Lmao

This is teenas

User Submitted Image

Omg BRO WTF ————

Ands has been crushing on that female since long —

I'm laughing too fucking hard right now!! —??

—?

He has her picture saved n shows her off whenever ??

OH GAWWWD?? Well she looks like a keeper and an amazing cook ??

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Does she look like she'll have a thigh gap??

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The @teena uh

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I told ya it gets mine right almost every time?

Cuz your hella pretty and shit looking all youthful in your youthful ass chair over there

?? But it doesn't show me much younger than my age manytimes ??

I got older in my pics -_-

We all have the older angle Jims?

What's the maximum it showed for you??

36 lol that was from today after work. My face looks like trash right now and I know it LOL

That's ok Jims.. it's not that bad. I actually like aged faces?

?? What's the opposite of a cougar?? You like em old and bold ehh?

Haha... I do like them old n bold??

So like a sugar daddy? I told you beb whenever you ready. I got some Sterling silver wedding bands for our wedding. No rings though because I ain't got money like that and a honey moon in San Francisco because it's only $ 30 in gas for me to get there deal? —

Hey we ain't need no cash!! We're going Vegas remember— N honeymoon in glass beach! Is that what it is—

But we need cash. The ceremony isn't free and the pastor with the Elvis haircut don't come cheap! Seaglass Beach too!! That's where we will consummate our vows and have coitus on the glass beach. Bare skin style . I hope you have callouses on your back because them shards are sharp af

Edit

—?I'm dying so hard right now

Jims!!!!!!—

Ok I have like one beach towel. It's kinda thin though cuz I use it alot but we can put some seaweed under it to make it feel more homey—

Wait! What are we gonna use this towel for??

To lay on so you don't get back callouses?? unless you want to improvise and like hit eachother with it or something ?

You're confusing me Jims!!! Why would I get back callouses—

—? Omg your so clueless ?? Im laughing out loud right now! Back callouses from a beach full of glass. Unless you prefer calloused knees which is absolutely fine of course

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GOTCHA!!!!!!! I think calloused back is better??

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This app is messed me imo. No way I look 23.

No makeup? You look older with makeup

I have light makeup on though.

Ok now the Scorpio angle

The fuck is that? lol

Lmao

This is teenas

User Submitted Image

A nosejob and a full face waxing and she's be golden

You know what she kinda looks like my driver Enrique

Goddamn!! Leave your driver alone!! Why do you wanna eff everything you lay your eyes on

Corny bruja

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When are you creating an account on skype??

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This app is messed me imo. No way I look 23.

No makeup? You look older with makeup

I have light makeup on though.

Ok now the Scorpio angle

The fuck is that? lol

Lmao

This is teenas

User Submitted Image

Omg BRO WTF ————

Ands has been crushing on that female since long —

I'm laughing too fucking hard right now!! —??

—?

He has her picture saved n shows her off whenever ??

OH GAWWWD?? Well she looks like a keeper and an amazing cook ??

Does she look like she'll have a thigh gap??

Absolutely, if the Ands chose her, she has an amazing thing gap and an A1 personality ?

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Ands can eff anything with a thigh gap??

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The @teena uh

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I told ya it gets mine right almost every time?

Cuz your hella pretty and shit looking all youthful in your youthful ass chair over there

?? But it doesn't show me much younger than my age manytimes ??

I got older in my pics -_-

We all have the older angle Jims?

What's the maximum it showed for you??

36 lol that was from today after work. My face looks like trash right now and I know it LOL

That's ok Jims.. it's not that bad. I actually like aged faces?

?? What's the opposite of a cougar?? You like em old and bold ehh?

Haha... I do like them old n bold??

So like a sugar daddy? I told you beb whenever you ready. I got some Sterling silver wedding bands for our wedding. No rings though because I ain't got money like that and a honey moon in San Francisco because it's only $ 30 in gas for me to get there deal? —

Hey we ain't need no cash!! We're going Vegas remember— N honeymoon in glass beach! Is that what it is—

But we need cash. The ceremony isn't free and the pastor with the Elvis haircut don't come cheap! Seaglass Beach too!! That's where we will consummate our vows and have coitus on the glass beach. Bare skin style . I hope you have callouses on your back because them shards are sharp af

Edit

—?I'm dying so hard right now

Jims!!!!!!—

Ok I have like one beach towel. It's kinda thin though cuz I use it alot but we can put some seaweed under it to make it feel more homey—

Wait! What are we gonna use this towel for??

To lay on so you don't get back callouses?? unless you want to improvise and like hit eachother with it or something ?

You're confusing me Jims!!! Why would I get back callouses—

—? Omg your so clueless ?? Im laughing out loud right now! Back callouses from a beach full of glass. Unless you prefer calloused knees which is absolutely fine of course

GOTCHA!!!!!!! I think calloused back is better??

Took you long enough ?? but wait no calloused knees either?? No fun 😢

click to expand

Everything is fine ...just not on the beach ?

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This app is messed me imo. No way I look 23.

No makeup? You look older with makeup

I have light makeup on though.

Ok now the Scorpio angle

The fuck is that? lol

Lmao

This is teenas

User Submitted Image

Omg BRO WTF ————

Ands has been crushing on that female since long —

I'm laughing too fucking hard right now!! —??

—?

He has her picture saved n shows her off whenever ??

OH GAWWWD?? Well she looks like a keeper and an amazing cook ??

Does she look like she'll have a thigh gap??

Absolutely, if the Ands chose her, she has an amazing thing gap and an A1 personality ?

Ands can eff anything with a thigh gap??

What does a thing gap actually mean in a woman though.. ? hmmm don't know. I never slept with a woman that had a thing gap actually. Am I missing out??

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This

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Does it look like it does something for you?? ?

You have to experience that to know tho??

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The @teena uh

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I told ya it gets mine right almost every time?

Cuz your hella pretty and shit looking all youthful in your youthful ass chair over there

?? But it doesn't show me much younger than my age manytimes ??

I got older in my pics -_-

We all have the older angle Jims?

What's the maximum it showed for you??

36 lol that was from today after work. My face looks like trash right now and I know it LOL

That's ok Jims.. it's not that bad. I actually like aged faces?

?? What's the opposite of a cougar?? You like em old and bold ehh?

Haha... I do like them old n bold??

So like a sugar daddy? I told you beb whenever you ready. I got some Sterling silver wedding bands for our wedding. No rings though because I ain't got money like that and a honey moon in San Francisco because it's only $ 30 in gas for me to get there deal? —

Hey we ain't need no cash!! We're going Vegas remember— N honeymoon in glass beach! Is that what it is—

But we need cash. The ceremony isn't free and the pastor with the Elvis haircut don't come cheap! Seaglass Beach too!! That's where we will consummate our vows and have coitus on the glass beach. Bare skin style . I hope you have callouses on your back because them shards are sharp af

Edit

—?I'm dying so hard right now

Jims!!!!!!—

Ok I have like one beach towel. It's kinda thin though cuz I use it alot but we can put some seaweed under it to make it feel more homey—

Wait! What are we gonna use this towel for??

To lay on so you don't get back callouses?? unless you want to improvise and like hit eachother with it or something ?

You're confusing me Jims!!! Why would I get back callouses—

—? Omg your so clueless ?? Im laughing out loud right now! Back callouses from a beach full of glass. Unless you prefer calloused knees which is absolutely fine of course

GOTCHA!!!!!!! I think calloused back is better??

Took you long enough ?? but wait no calloused knees either?? No fun 😢

Everything is fine ...just not on the beach ?

You know what, I know an awesome park that has a great ambience and a built in lake. It's pretty awesome. But there's alot of ducks there?

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Jims why can't we just stay indoors—

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This app is messed me imo. No way I look 23.

No makeup? You look older with makeup

I have light makeup on though.

Ok now the Scorpio angle

The fuck is that? lol

Lmao

This is teenas

User Submitted Image

Omg BRO WTF ————

Ands has been crushing on that female since long —

I'm laughing too fucking hard right now!! —??

—?

He has her picture saved n shows her off whenever ??

OH GAWWWD?? Well she looks like a keeper and an amazing cook ??

Does she look like she'll have a thigh gap??

Absolutely, if the Ands chose her, she has an amazing thing gap and an A1 personality ?

Ands can eff anything with a thigh gap??

What does a thing gap actually mean in a woman though.. ? hmmm don't know. I never slept with a woman that had a thing gap actually. Am I missing out??

This

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Does it look like it does something for you?? ?

You have to experience that to know tho??

Holy shit that looks like it tastes good ??

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??

But sometimes it maybe due to anorexia . You wouldn't want that?

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I told ya it gets mine right almost every time?

Cuz your hella pretty and shit looking all youthful in your youthful ass chair over there

?? But it doesn't show me much younger than my age manytimes ??

I got older in my pics -_-

We all have the older angle Jims?

What's the maximum it showed for you??

36 lol that was from today after work. My face looks like trash right now and I know it LOL

That's ok Jims.. it's not that bad. I actually like aged faces?

?? What's the opposite of a cougar?? You like em old and bold ehh?

Haha... I do like them old n bold??

So like a sugar daddy? I told you beb whenever you ready. I got some Sterling silver wedding bands for our wedding. No rings though because I ain't got money like that and a honey moon in San Francisco because it's only $ 30 in gas for me to get there deal? —

Hey we ain't need no cash!! We're going Vegas remember— N honeymoon in glass beach! Is that what it is—

But we need cash. The ceremony isn't free and the pastor with the Elvis haircut don't come cheap! Seaglass Beach too!! That's where we will consummate our vows and have coitus on the glass beach. Bare skin style . I hope you have callouses on your back because them shards are sharp af

Edit

—?I'm dying so hard right now

Jims!!!!!!—

Ok I have like one beach towel. It's kinda thin though cuz I use it alot but we can put some seaweed under it to make it feel more homey—

Wait! What are we gonna use this towel for??

To lay on so you don't get back callouses?? unless you want to improvise and like hit eachother with it or something ?

You're confusing me Jims!!! Why would I get back callouses—

—? Omg your so clueless ?? Im laughing out loud right now! Back callouses from a beach full of glass. Unless you prefer calloused knees which is absolutely fine of course

GOTCHA!!!!!!! I think calloused back is better??

Took you long enough ?? but wait no calloused knees either?? No fun 😢

Everything is fine ...just not on the beach ?

You know what, I know an awesome park that has a great ambience and a built in lake. It's pretty awesome. But there's alot of ducks there?

Jims why can't we just stay indoors—

I like that much better —

Totally off topic but I've been sitting on my porch in direct sunlight for 2 hours. I've gotten a tan just now, but I was hunched forward so my stomach had a crease. When I stand up, the crease obviously clears up, but there is a white band on my stomach now because the crease hid some skin ?? so I have a tan ring gotta fix it now lol

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I dunno why I read it like shi**ing on my porch—?

I dunno how to fix a tan. I never cared??

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This app is messed me imo. No way I look 23.

No makeup? You look older with makeup

I have light makeup on though.

Ok now the Scorpio angle

The fuck is that? lol

Lmao

This is teenas

User Submitted Image

Omg BRO WTF ————

Ands has been crushing on that female since long —

I'm laughing too fucking hard right now!! —??

—?

He has her picture saved n shows her off whenever ??

OH GAWWWD?? Well she looks like a keeper and an amazing cook ??

Does she look like she'll have a thigh gap??

Absolutely, if the Ands chose her, she has an amazing thing gap and an A1 personality ?

Ands can eff anything with a thigh gap??

What does a thing gap actually mean in a woman though.. ? hmmm don't know. I never slept with a woman that had a thing gap actually. Am I missing out??

This

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Does it look like it does something for you?? ?

You have to experience that to know tho??

Holy shit that looks like it tastes good ??

??

But sometimes it maybe due to anorexia . You wouldn't want that?

But that photo is clearly not anorexia !!

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Here ?

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I told ya it gets mine right almost every time?

Cuz your hella pretty and shit looking all youthful in your youthful ass chair over there

?? But it doesn't show me much younger than my age manytimes ??

I got older in my pics -_-

We all have the older angle Jims?

What's the maximum it showed for you??

36 lol that was from today after work. My face looks like trash right now and I know it LOL

That's ok Jims.. it's not that bad. I actually like aged faces?

?? What's the opposite of a cougar?? You like em old and bold ehh?

Haha... I do like them old n bold??

So like a sugar daddy? I told you beb whenever you ready. I got some Sterling silver wedding bands for our wedding. No rings though because I ain't got money like that and a honey moon in San Francisco because it's only $ 30 in gas for me to get there deal? —

Hey we ain't need no cash!! We're going Vegas remember— N honeymoon in glass beach! Is that what it is—

But we need cash. The ceremony isn't free and the pastor with the Elvis haircut don't come cheap! Seaglass Beach too!! That's where we will consummate our vows and have coitus on the glass beach. Bare skin style . I hope you have callouses on your back because them shards are sharp af

Edit

—?I'm dying so hard right now

Jims!!!!!!—

Ok I have like one beach towel. It's kinda thin though cuz I use it alot but we can put some seaweed under it to make it feel more homey—

Wait! What are we gonna use this towel for??

To lay on so you don't get back callouses?? unless you want to improvise and like hit eachother with it or something ?

You're confusing me Jims!!! Why would I get back callouses—

—? Omg your so clueless ?? Im laughing out loud right now! Back callouses from a beach full of glass. Unless you prefer calloused knees which is absolutely fine of course

GOTCHA!!!!!!! I think calloused back is better??

Took you long enough ?? but wait no calloused knees either?? No fun 😢

Everything is fine ...just not on the beach ?

You know what, I know an awesome park that has a great ambience and a built in lake. It's pretty awesome. But there's alot of ducks there?

Jims why can't we just stay indoors—

I like that much better —

Totally off topic but I've been sitting on my porch in direct sunlight for 2 hours. I've gotten a tan just now, but I was hunched forward so my stomach had a crease. When I stand up, the crease obviously clears up, but there is a white band on my stomach now because the crease hid some skin ?? so I have a tan ring gotta fix it now lol

I dunno why I read it like shi**ing on my porch—?

I dunno how to fix a tan. I never cared??

Why the hell would I shit on my porch— — Well there was this one time... Just kidding lol!

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Omg no!!!! Please tell me no—?

You've such fetishes or what—

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This app is messed me imo. No way I look 23.

No makeup? You look older with makeup

I have light makeup on though.

Ok now the Scorpio angle

The fuck is that? lol

Lmao

This is teenas

User Submitted Image

Omg BRO WTF ————

Ands has been crushing on that female since long —

I'm laughing too fucking hard right now!! —??

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He has her picture saved n shows her off whenever ??

OH GAWWWD?? Well she looks like a keeper and an amazing cook ??

Does she look like she'll have a thigh gap??

Absolutely, if the Ands chose her, she has an amazing thing gap and an A1 personality ?

Ands can eff anything with a thigh gap??

What does a thing gap actually mean in a woman though.. ? hmmm don't know. I never slept with a woman that had a thing gap actually. Am I missing out??

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Does it look like it does something for you?? ?

You have to experience that to know tho??

Holy shit that looks like it tastes good ??

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But sometimes it maybe due to anorexia . You wouldn't want that?

But that photo is clearly not anorexia !!

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My penis doesn't know whether to be soft or hard ? thank you for this information that I so truly needed

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Sorrryyy...just educating you??

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Here we are again in the excitement that is each other's company. once again we're observing psychological catfishing in the making

Teena, with her brightly colored plummage, glides past dreamyboy in an aggressive way.

She presents her backside to him and playfully swats his face with an appendage.

It is here where we will see if he accepts and mounts her, or rejects her advances.

Will he slide into her PM box....?

To be continued

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We went a lot further than dxp PMs Cloudy?

But we don't talk there anymore since I came back to dxp. We're good friends yo?

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I told ya it gets mine right almost every time?

Cuz your hella pretty and shit looking all youthful in your youthful ass chair over there

?? But it doesn't show me much younger than my age manytimes ??

I got older in my pics -_-

We all have the older angle Jims?

What's the maximum it showed for you??

36 lol that was from today after work. My face looks like trash right now and I know it LOL

That's ok Jims.. it's not that bad. I actually like aged faces?

?? What's the opposite of a cougar?? You like em old and bold ehh?

Haha... I do like them old n bold??

So like a sugar daddy? I told you beb whenever you ready. I got some Sterling silver wedding bands for our wedding. No rings though because I ain't got money like that and a honey moon in San Francisco because it's only $ 30 in gas for me to get there deal? —

Hey we ain't need no cash!! We're going Vegas remember— N honeymoon in glass beach! Is that what it is—

But we need cash. The ceremony isn't free and the pastor with the Elvis haircut don't come cheap! Seaglass Beach too!! That's where we will consummate our vows and have coitus on the glass beach. Bare skin style . I hope you have callouses on your back because them shards are sharp af

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Jims!!!!!!—

Ok I have like one beach towel. It's kinda thin though cuz I use it alot but we can put some seaweed under it to make it feel more homey—

Wait! What are we gonna use this towel for??

To lay on so you don't get back callouses?? unless you want to improvise and like hit eachother with it or something ?

You're confusing me Jims!!! Why would I get back callouses—

—? Omg your so clueless ?? Im laughing out loud right now! Back callouses from a beach full of glass. Unless you prefer calloused knees which is absolutely fine of course

GOTCHA!!!!!!! I think calloused back is better??

Took you long enough ?? but wait no calloused knees either?? No fun 😢

Everything is fine ...just not on the beach ?

You know what, I know an awesome park that has a great ambience and a built in lake. It's pretty awesome. But there's alot of ducks there?

Jims why can't we just stay indoors—

I like that much better —

Totally off topic but I've been sitting on my porch in direct sunlight for 2 hours. I've gotten a tan just now, but I was hunched forward so my stomach had a crease. When I stand up, the crease obviously clears up, but there is a white band on my stomach now because the crease hid some skin ?? so I have a tan ring gotta fix it now lol

I dunno why I read it like shi**ing on my porch—?

I dunno how to fix a tan. I never cared??

Why the hell would I shit on my porch— — Well there was this one time... Just kidding lol!

Omg no!!!! Please tell me no—?

You've such fetishes or what—

Eww no poop is not what I'm into ?? no pegging, no poop, no B&D, and no cucking. Everything else is fair game and remember, pineapples are safety words

Lol! I did read your post on some thread yesterday. I thought B n D is fine..but I'm not sure what exactly happens anyway ?

Pineapple is a safety word for what??

Well in bondage, it's like a rape fantasy so you tie up the person and bind them, bondage. Domination is where you pretty much dominate your partner. Have them do degrading stuff by force and stuff. A safety word is another way of saying no, but it doesn't have the same effect as outright saying no. Saying no during sex is a turn off for some, so if someone is gonna put it in your butt and your not comfortable with that, you say a safety word and they try different waters to gauge your comfort

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Yeah like I can think of Pineapples when I'm in pain wtf??

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Posted by PossessionSt
Posted by Freeloader
Here we are again in the excitement that is each other's company. once again we're observing psychological catfishing in the making

Teena, with her brightly colored plummage, glides past dreamyboy in an aggressive way.

She presents her backside to him and playfully swats his face with an appendage.

It is here where we will see if he accepts and mounts her, or rejects her advances.

Will he slide into her PM box....?

To be continued

Teena is really 45

How do you think she stays young

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But you like older women anyway?

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