HeavyEntertainmentShow
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Lol wut. I’m glad you found your guy. I think I have a couple name for you. Heavy plus Jed = Hed. Sound it out like head and it’s perfect for you guys 👍 I’m trademarking it.
wow that's so cool
if you could just stfu though
You sound so eager to convince yourself of your man's love for you that it sounds like a fantasy. I get the impression that you're the type of man that continually lives in La la land worshipping a man who'll later give you the boot the moment this facade just washes over.
Posted by Cancervirgo15degreesNot the real CC lol, just someone who reminded me way too much of her. Jumping to conclusions and ranting without having any facts beforehand lol.
Is this for realz? I thoùght she hated white men.
Posted by hydorahJealousy is an ugly thing, didn't you get the moral of the story? Stick to socializing with those your own age/intelligence bracket, like Gemitati. You'll be much happier for it.
if you could just stfu though
Posted by HippieGemWe are Double J. Jelle/Jed.
Lol wut. I’m glad you found your guy. I think I have a couple name for you. Heavy plus Jed = Hed. Sound it out like head and it’s perfect for you guys 👍 I’m trademarking it.
Posted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowdidn't readPosted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.click to expand
Posted by StarSkyLOL so says the tragic case who (going by your laughable post history) is on a par with P-angel. Are you dying too or is your life just completely devoid of love and warmth and affection and......you know, stuff that makes us human?
You sound so eager to convince yourself of your man's love for you that it sounds like a fantasy. I get the impression that you're the type of man that continually lives in La la land worshipping a man who'll later give you the boot the moment this facade just washes over.
Or you're probably a Hydorah alt for those extra "likes". Mystery solved. Get a love life, you muppet.
Posted by hydorahYou're a shit liar like Terramine lol. Father & son, I take it?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowdidn't readPosted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.click to expand
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeYeah well she didn't know about the anal, she didn't even know I existed.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowLol that could be mePosted by Cancervirgo15degreesNot the real CC lol, just someone who reminded me way too much of her. Jumping to conclusions and ranting without having any facts beforehand lol.
Is this for realz? I thoùght she hated white men.
But I'll never chase a guy who likes anal. I mean as soon as I know my interest would be sub zero.
But I wouldn't call you out I would just whisper I think he's a pedo look at that kid
Than give you dirty looks all night
Then id come over to Jed aND be like you millinials blah blah what zodiac are you
Oh what year
Oh
I do research on the sly and get my answersclick to expand
But if your interest would be sub zero, why would you come over to us and get answers on the fly? Isn't it counter-productive to waste your energy on someone you couldn't give a fart about?
Posted by StarSkyAries Mercury can't help but be out an proud.
You sound so eager to convince yourself of your man's love for you that it sounds like a fantasy. I get the impression that you're the type of man that continually lives in La la land worshipping a man who'll later give you the boot the moment this facade just washes over.
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeFixed 😂Posted by Cancervirgo15degreesI don't hate anybody. I'm just sexually frustrated
Is this for realz? I thoùght she hated white men.click to expand
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeOne way to fix that is to simply accept the fact that there are far too many people in the world with far lower intellectual standards than your own.Posted by Cancervirgo15degreesI don't hate anybody. I'm just frustrated with ignorance
Is this for realz? I thoùght she hated white men.click to expand
Take Hydorah for example. He claims to hate my love life, yet he keeps coming into my threads under the pretense of wanting none of it. Even given how fucked in the head Gemitati is, she had the presence of mind to block me FINALLY. That is proof that Gemitati is smarter than Hydorah. Either that or he's a closet dick-smoker himself and privately plays with himself while reading my posts.
There's 3 constants in life: death, taxes and human stupidity. There's nothing you can do about any of those. Better to just pay attention to your own life and simply ignore the simpletons. Because at the end of the day, they don't pay your bills so they don't matter in the slightest.
Posted by norelationshipgoalsI'm very glad you agree. You keep agreeing, we'll get along just fine
Cool story
Posted by SendInTheClownsOh you motha, you'll pay for that!!!Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowDon't waste your breath on this chump, J. If he could have done what you're suggesting, he would have already. Doesn't appear to be in the cards for him at this point in time. He hates because he has no love. Very sad way to live.Posted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.click to expand
Posted by rockyroadicecreamWhen are YOU gonna share a story? Oh........nvm, you'd need to have a life first.
Ouch, my bad. As you were.
Posted by sierra_I'm talking about fucking him. Can't do that without a penis.
im confused
are you a girl?
Dildos sooo don't count.
Posted by Arielle83I don't know........did you need to click on the thread? Or is that a DXP subscription perk, all unseen threads open automatically for you?
Typical petty bitch drama.
Is this that special, you needed to tell us?
Wow, a woman judged your relationship and you were witty back. Happens all the time.
You get a gold star.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI like it 👍Posted by HippieGemWe are Double J. Jelle/Jed.
Lol wut. I’m glad you found your guy. I think I have a couple name for you. Heavy plus Jed = Hed. Sound it out like head and it’s perfect for you guys 👍 I’m trademarking it.click to expand
what's the point of this thread?
Posted by firebunnyIf only you asked yourself that every time before you clicked that "create topic" button......
what's the point of this thread?
But since you asked: it's a secret. Safe to say, our findings proved to be quite the accurate deduction we had privately made before posting it.
Posted by Arielle83Yeah stick with terramine, more your type.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNot sure what you're talking about.Posted by Arielle83I don't know........did you need to click on the thread? Or is that a DXP subscription perk, all unseen threads open automatically for you?
Typical petty bitch drama.
Is this that special, you needed to tell us?
Wow, a woman judged your relationship and you were witty back. Happens all the time.
You get a gold star.
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I'm still not entirely convinced Jed and HES aren't the same person, tbh..
But maybe their charts are just that compatible? Idk.
#cats
But maybe their charts are just that compatible? Idk.
#cats
Posted by Cancervirgo15degreesAngry or hungry?
Everyone is always so mean to each other on here. I will cut a bitch if she is mean. But till then im not a bitch.
This is not even really related.
Im hangry.
Don't worry about it, luv, this was a.......call it a social experiment. The story is very real lol, but what we wanted to get was the reactions of certain people. Which we got. The starsky retard was a much-welcomed bonus. See, people like to hide behind anonymity to spread their sickness like hydorah and the above-mentioned loser, but they are still real people typing those posts. And they DO read the responses, no matter how hard hydorah tries to deny it. Because otherwise they wouldn't have anything else to do.
I have to give props to Mudra for getting the ball rolling. She's the one who gave Jed the idea.
Posted by AndalusiaYou tell me.
I'm still not entirely convinced Jed and HES aren't the same person, tbh..
But maybe their charts are just that compatible? Idk.
#cats
Jelle: Pisces sun, Virgo moon, Sag rising, Aries Mercury/Venus/Mars
Jed: Virgo sun (Leo cusp), Cap moon, Pisces rising, Leo Mercury/Venus, Scorp Mars
We're both blond with blue eyes, though he's 7 years younger. And loves to mock me.
And I may be a bit cray-cray myself, but I'm no hypocrite. I don't do "alts". That would be Ands and cloudy.
Well at least CC got a shoutout.
ayyyyeee loved it.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowmore Jed!! more Jed!!Posted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.click to expand
i was sad to see LibraMudra and her triple Leo break up.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlolPosted by AndalusiaYou tell me.
I'm still not entirely convinced Jed and HES aren't the same person, tbh..
But maybe their charts are just that compatible? Idk.
#cats
Jelle: Pisces sun, Virgo moon, Sag rising, Aries Mercury/Venus/Mars
Jed: Virgo sun (Leo cusp), Cap moon, Pisces rising, Leo Mercury/Venus, Scorp Mars
We're both blond with blue eyes, though he's 7 years younger. And loves to mock me.
And I may be a bit cray-cray myself, but I'm no hypocrite. I don't do "alts". That would be Ands and cloudy.click to expand
Posted by hydorahI screamed !!!!
if you could just stfu though
Posted by lisabethur8I was surprised. At first I thought she was kidding. But I believe some things happen for a reason. She says he recognized he fucked up and was remorseful. Adversity makes you stronger.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowmore Jed!! more Jed!!Posted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.
i was sad to see LibraMudra and her triple Leo break up.
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As much as I love the good times, I can honestly say the bad times were more beneficial towards me & Jed because each time something happened - when his family situation first started, his overstepping-the-mark by getting my ex to reach out to me again, me laughing when he said he thinks he's falling in love with me.......each time brought us even closer together. If they both want it bad enough, they CAN move past this.
And don't fret, we aren't going anywhere regardless of how hard these bitter no-lifers pray for it. Prayers don't work against us, we have natural magic on our side. Much more potent.
Posted by brianafayFixed for you.Posted by hydorahI screamed !!!!
if I could just get a life thoughclick to expand
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by brianafayFixed for you.Posted by hydorahI screamed !!!!
if I could just get a life thoughclick to expand
He's so sassy for a straight man 😂
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol!!Posted by lisabethur8I was surprised. At first I thought she was kidding. But I believe some things happen for a reason. She says he recognized he fucked up and was remorseful. Adversity makes you stronger.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowmore Jed!! more Jed!!Posted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.
i was sad to see LibraMudra and her triple Leo break up.
As much as I love the good times, I can honestly say the bad times were more beneficial towards me & Jed because each time something happened - when his family situation first started, his overstepping-the-mark by getting my ex to reach out to me again, me laughing when he said he thinks he's falling in love with me.......each time brought us even closer together. If they both want it bad enough, they CAN move past this.
And don't fret, we aren't going anywhere regardless of how hard these bitter no-lifers pray for it. Prayers don't work against us, we have natural magic on our side. Much more potent.click to expand
you and Jed are blessed. 😛
lol@prayers. 😆
prayers for bad things is... that dont make sense.
Posted by brianafayI know, that's my point. I'm almost 100% convinced by now he masturbates while reading Jed stories. And he wishes he had the balls to come out of the closet in 2017 - but he doesn't. So he resents those who are just being themselves.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by brianafayFixed for you.Posted by hydorahI screamed !!!!
if I could just get a life though
He's so sassy for a straight man 😂
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When was the last time you saw him share a personal story? He got nothing worth sharing and resents those who do. Or at least the happy ones. Gemitati is hardly a happy camper these days, that's why he loves hanging around her. Misery loves company.
Gemitati is drunk
Posted by RedbullYeah, I'm highly amused by her these days. And I did apologize to her in private if my "shoutout", as Nikki put it, offended her.
Like "a CC" like thats a type of person haha. CC can be a riot tho as is well known around here.
Posted by lisabethur8Hey it's been a long hard road. Have you ever pretended not to love someone you actually love more than anything in the world? I should get an Oscar for my 3-year long performance.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol!!Posted by lisabethur8I was surprised. At first I thought she was kidding. But I believe some things happen for a reason. She says he recognized he fucked up and was remorseful. Adversity makes you stronger.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowmore Jed!! more Jed!!Posted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.
i was sad to see LibraMudra and her triple Leo break up.
As much as I love the good times, I can honestly say the bad times were more beneficial towards me & Jed because each time something happened - when his family situation first started, his overstepping-the-mark by getting my ex to reach out to me again, me laughing when he said he thinks he's falling in love with me.......each time brought us even closer together. If they both want it bad enough, they CAN move past this.
And don't fret, we aren't going anywhere regardless of how hard these bitter no-lifers pray for it. Prayers don't work against us, we have natural magic on our side. Much more potent.
you and Jed are blessed. 😛
lol@prayers. 😆
prayers for bad things is... that dont make sense.
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These tragic creatures frothing at the mouth with jealousy and bitterness is the cherry on top. That's why I don't bother blocking them. It's delicious.
Posted by Capmercury87Lol let them suffer. The more they froth at the mouth, the more obvious they make it that I've struck gold.
All of the idiots here making assumptions about heavys love life, y'all look jealous and psychotic.
Damn you look dumb.
Hopefully you don't reproduce.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlmao @image.Posted by lisabethur8Hey it's been a long hard road. Have you ever pretended not to love someone you actually love more than anything in the world? I should get an Oscar for my 3-year long performance.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol!!Posted by lisabethur8I was surprised. At first I thought she was kidding. But I believe some things happen for a reason. She says he recognized he fucked up and was remorseful. Adversity makes you stronger.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowmore Jed!! more Jed!!Posted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.
i was sad to see LibraMudra and her triple Leo break up.
As much as I love the good times, I can honestly say the bad times were more beneficial towards me & Jed because each time something happened - when his family situation first started, his overstepping-the-mark by getting my ex to reach out to me again, me laughing when he said he thinks he's falling in love with me.......each time brought us even closer together. If they both want it bad enough, they CAN move past this.
And don't fret, we aren't going anywhere regardless of how hard these bitter no-lifers pray for it. Prayers don't work against us, we have natural magic on our side. Much more potent.
you and Jed are blessed. 😛
lol@prayers. 😆
prayers for bad things is... that dont make sense.
These tragic creatures frothing at the mouth with jealousy and bitterness is the cherry on top. That's why I don't bother blocking them. It's delicious.click to expand
SALTY.
i Lol'ed @ChrisKodak's post yesterday on LibraMudra's relationship blues.
when he pointed out the salty. 😆
i'm clueless....so when someone points it out i go..OH!
Posted by lisabethur8He was 100% right, all those spinsters trying to recruit more into their coven of bitchcraft. And it's the same here. As an Aries-dominant, nothing grosses me out more than blatant pathetic displays like all these wretches (I love using that word now!!!)Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlmao @image.Posted by lisabethur8Hey it's been a long hard road. Have you ever pretended not to love someone you actually love more than anything in the world? I should get an Oscar for my 3-year long performance.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol!!Posted by lisabethur8I was surprised. At first I thought she was kidding. But I believe some things happen for a reason. She says he recognized he fucked up and was remorseful. Adversity makes you stronger.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowmore Jed!! more Jed!!Posted by hydorahActually I gotta say this. Your stupidity is on a par with Terramine at this stage. You're bothered by my love life, yet you never press that Block button. And you give me free bumps, thanks for that btw.
if you could just stfu though
Are you plain stupid or just a mazochist, because you got nothing better to do? The first 10-20 times it was pathetically amusing, but now it's just plain pathetic. I mean really. What type of loser keeps putting himself through that? Get a life, you old bag.
i was sad to see LibraMudra and her triple Leo break up.
As much as I love the good times, I can honestly say the bad times were more beneficial towards me & Jed because each time something happened - when his family situation first started, his overstepping-the-mark by getting my ex to reach out to me again, me laughing when he said he thinks he's falling in love with me.......each time brought us even closer together. If they both want it bad enough, they CAN move past this.
And don't fret, we aren't going anywhere regardless of how hard these bitter no-lifers pray for it. Prayers don't work against us, we have natural magic on our side. Much more potent.
you and Jed are blessed. 😛
lol@prayers. 😆
prayers for bad things is... that dont make sense.
These tragic creatures frothing at the mouth with jealousy and bitterness is the cherry on top. That's why I don't bother blocking them. It's delicious.
SALTY.
i Lol'ed @ChrisKodak's post yesterday on LibraMudra's relationship blues.
when he pointed out the salty. 😆
i'm clueless....so when someone points it out i go..OH!click to expand
Posted by Capmercury87They think it's ok to do so because of the anonymity of the net (except for Ands). But those are still real people who are typing that bile, and they feel everything I say they feel when they type that bile up. They hate me, they hate Jed, they hate everyone and especially themselves. They got nothing but misery inside them. So they try to spread it. Same thing they did to Libramudra. But like me, she's too much of a fighter to be influenced by them nasty-ass bitchez.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowCorrection: the more obvious they make it that they hate their lives and self. How much others suck will never reap because of the result of someone finding gold.Posted by Capmercury87Lol let them suffer. The more they froth at the mouth, the more obvious they make it that I've struck gold.
All of the idiots here making assumptions about heavys love life, y'all look jealous and psychotic.
Damn you look dumb.
Hopefully you don't reproduce.click to expand
Posted by Arielle83Because she saw that I was older and she assumed Jed was much younger than he actually is. He's got a baby face aside from the big forehead and the sexy-af jawline. So she immediately jumped to the conclusion that I had "corrupted" him or something. If only she knew that he's the one corrupting ME.
What I don't get is why she wanted him, but thenwhen she saw you two together, she vindicated you.
So she's okay to have him, but not you?
Women and their entitlement to certain c0cks.
This is a white flag btw, what Ram-dominants just do once in a while.
And there's plenty to go around
You know you've made it big when Elvis is plugging you.
pretty sure "jed" is roger from american dad
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeLol it's all they can do when their own lives suck ass. They are jealous of those better off than themselves.
Yall do hate too much. Ease up
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI see you in therePosted by Capmercury87They think it's ok to do so because of the anonymity of the net (except for Ands). But those are still real people who are typing that bile, and they feel everything I say they feel when they type that bile up. They hate me, they hate Jed, they hate everyone and especially themselves. They got nothing but misery inside them. So they try to spread it. Same thing they did to Libramudra. But like me, she's too much of a fighter to be influenced by them nasty-ass bitchez.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowCorrection: the more obvious they make it that they hate their lives and self. How much others suck will never reap because of the result of someone finding gold.Posted by Capmercury87Lol let them suffer. The more they froth at the mouth, the more obvious they make it that I've struck gold.
All of the idiots here making assumptions about heavys love life, y'all look jealous and psychotic.
Damn you look dumb.
Hopefully you don't reproduce.click to expand
Is that the same bile you give to those you think hate you?
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Have we talked about this yet?!? I don't remember having a heated argument over this yet....
I fucking haaaaate that this is even a subject, what the fuck are people thinking?!? I swear some people are starting to be convinced that it's breaking the la
This is what happens when you mix jealousy with cray-cray. This weirdo apparently invited herself to someone else's birthday party because she allegedly knows a few people attending. Here we were, minding our own business until CC 2.0 comes prancing in.
She has met my boy a couple times before but only in passing - and it was enough for her to develop a major thing for him instantly, and all the ammunition she needed to blow a gasket was him giving me a little peck on the neck while we were handling dessert in the kitchen. Not only that, but she was also largely misinformed (like our own beloved CC is whenever she launches one of her trademark rants).
She had assumed Jed is a teenager because he has a youthful face and I guess she could tell I'm older than him. So she stormed over to us, calling me a pervert and a predator for encouraging and taking advantage of "a young boy". She didn't bother threatening to call the police on me because she was too worked up over her crush showing affection to someone else, a guy no less.
I am still shocked I was able to maintain a straight face while Jed was too busy laughing his beautiful ass off. So in true form, I decided to have some fun with this one. I "bragged" about meeting a
13yo Jed back in the day, and I made sure I blew his impressionable self away with my worldliness to make certain he'd stay fixated on me. And then it was just a matter of waiting till he was legally ripe for fucking. Age of consent is 17 in my state so it worked out just fine.
Her bulging eyes were the best part, choking on her indignation. Jed had collapsed on the kitchen counter with giggling fits. But by that time my Aries-dominance had taken over and I was too engrossed in trolling the fuck out of this stupid idiot to laugh. My boy managed to pull himself up and between fits he informed her he's in fact 25.
I let her off with a little warning, hoping she'll get her facts straight before running her stupid idiot mouth again. 24 hours later I'm still laughing my candy ass off about it because Sag rising. Oh, erm, I just wanted to say that out loud. Carry on, boys n girls.