Gemitati
@Gemitati
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If we all went to bed...
Herpes outbreak.
Posted by EvilHareYou eat people? I think raw it's fine but cooked? Wouldn't you prefer sandwich?
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowWhat's 'candy asses' ?Posted by EvilHareAnd I'd light your candy asses up
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.
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Not everyone speaks 'gay' here...
Be considerate. You are still minority.
However it feels...?
Posted by EvilHareHis wife will never let him out! He is locked up for non performance so we don't have to worry about his ass...Posted by GemitatiMaybe @MaxPower will prepare a hot and juicy Cleveland Steamer for you.Posted by EvilHareYou eat people? I think raw it's fine but cooked? Wouldn't you prefer sandwich?
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.click to expand
Posted by LePetitFiskAre you back? Washed up?
brb throws up
Posted by EvilHareOrgy! Not party! Ever heard of that?
So this has become a fart fetish party.
That's how Rome Empire fell...
Don't play stupid! Oh! You aren't playing?
You are out! ?
Posted by GemitatiPosted by LunabeeYou are out!
Herpes outbreak.
No herpes in my jacuzzi!click to expand
I want no part. If it's your jacuzzi the herpes originated there
Posted by GoateeguruWhy? You wanted to get exclusive? LolPosted by LePetitFiskDamn!
The whole DXP community can probably fit in your raggedy tired ass poontangclick to expand
Posted by MaxPowerYou are out so you don't have to worry about it. Keep waiting forn'fat' woman come home bringing you fat lab samples for dinner! ?
No one is going to get in the bed with you. LOL
Posted by LunabeeWe can use your jacuzzi!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LunabeeYou are out!
Herpes outbreak.
No herpes in my jacuzzi!
I want no part. If it's your jacuzzi the herpes originated there
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Posted by GemitatiIs that your best at baiting me?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowWhat's 'candy asses' ?Posted by EvilHareAnd I'd light your candy asses up
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.
Not everyone speaks 'gay' here...
Be considerate. You are still minority.
However it feels...?click to expand
Virgo moon + Sag rising =
Posted by GemitatiPosted by LunabeeWe can use your jacuzzi!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LunabeeYou are out!
Herpes outbreak.
No herpes in my jacuzzi!
I want no part. If it's your jacuzzi the herpes originated there
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That's optimistic! Loving the enthusiasm!
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYou don't give a Fk?Posted by GemitatiIs that your best at baiting me?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowWhat's 'candy asses' ?Posted by EvilHareAnd I'd light your candy asses up
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.
Not everyone speaks 'gay' here...
Be considerate. You are still minority.
However it feels...?
Virgo moon + Sag rising =click to expand
I thought you do...
Liar!
Posted by MaxPower
No one is going to get in the bed with you. LOL
He would because he ain't got a backup plan. And she'll invite him for seconds.
She ain't got no backup plan either.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowAre you secretly in this type but it's against gay code so you want him at orgy but you cant admit? You might like my husband...Posted by MaxPower
No one is going to get in the bed with you. LOL
He would because he ain't got a backup plan. And she'll invite him for seconds.
She ain't got no backup plan either.click to expand
Good idea! —?
Posted by LePetitFiskI meant you after vomiting all over yourself but coming back anyway?Posted by GemitatiYes. You most definitely are.
Washed up?click to expand
Posted by MaxPowerDon't laugh at equipment before you used it! ?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowOh my God, that wheelbarrow. LOLPosted by MaxPower
No one is going to get in the bed with you. LOL
He would because he ain't got a backup plan. And she'll invite him for seconds.
She ain't got no backup plan either.click to expand
Posted by infiresI said IF...not like it's mandatory!
no thanks
I can't accommodate more then 9 people anyway so thanks for declining!
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
Posted by infiresWell...will report after first trial since you declined and will not witness the happening! Your phone number is? ?Posted by Gemitatiholy cow 9 people, can you fit 9 people? ;_;Posted by infiresI said IF...not like it's mandatory!
no thanks
I can't accommodate more then 9 people anyway so thanks for declining!
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXPosted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
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Who said I'll let you in my house?
If there are minorities I will move jacuzzi to the nearest street...so no one will snort anything in my bathroom! I ain't stoopid you know!
I imagine it would smell terrible. Like cheap perfume completely failing at masking the heavy smell of taint from being on dxpnet all day.
Posted by Gemitati
I ain't stoopid you know!
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXWhat's the pulse? New drug?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXPosted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
Who said I'll let you in my house?
If there are minorities I will move jacuzzi to the nearest street...so no one will snort anything in my bathroom! I ain't stoopid you know!
You'll let anyone with a pulse in your "house".
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Posted by GoateeguruKeep wondering bozo! It had been done. No one ever found out. If you'll be the one - there is no cash prize. Remember that!Posted by GemitatiHow many accounts you got on here? Your english going from perfect to purposely bad gives you awayPosted by GoateeguruWhy? You wanted to get exclusive? LolPosted by LePetitFiskDamn!
The whole DXP community can probably fit in your raggedy tired ass poontangclick to expand
Posted by infiresI love you but that was stupid ?Posted by Gemitatiooo what if you took them in and then birth them out like babiesPosted by infiresWell...will report after first trial since you declined and will not witness the happening! Your phone number is? ?Posted by Gemitatiholy cow 9 people, can you fit 9 people? ;_;Posted by infiresI said IF...not like it's mandatory!
no thanks
I can't accommodate more then 9 people anyway so thanks for declining!
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then these people will have you as their second mom :3click to expand
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow@GoateeguruPosted by Gemitati
I ain't stoopid you know!
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Posted by GetMistedIf you've tried my cooking - you would lick...whatever I want just to get more! ?Posted by LePetitFiskDXP opens a restaurant called "Gemitati's" with a $ 1.99 all you eat buffet.Posted by GetMistedDXP Science: New species of bat discoveredPosted by LePetitFiskDXP Adventures: Spelunking the caves of Gemitati
DXP sleepover. Gemitati's roastbeef blankets.
Goes out of business 5 days later from a lack of customers
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXno need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
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Posted by LadyNeptuneI've missed you. I see you feel the same...Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXno need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI was born at the ocean! I can swim better than you can snort crap!Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXno need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
We were teaching her how to swim....click to expand
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXYou dont have to be jealous! You have years ahead of you to achieve anything...except maybe college education. But it's not my concern. As your vj size. Talk to your parents.Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI was born at the ocean! I can swim better than you can snort crap!Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXno need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
We were teaching her how to swim....
It's easy to float when your vagina is the equivalent of a life raft.
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI used to be a swim instructor so that checks out. Solid alibi.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXno need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
We were teaching her how to swim....click to expand
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXMe too ✋️Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXYou dont have to be jealous! You have years ahead of you to achieve anything...except maybe college education. But it's not my concern. As your vj size. Talk to your parents.Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI was born at the ocean! I can swim better than you can snort crap!Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXno need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
We were teaching her how to swim....
It's easy to float when your vagina is the equivalent of a life raft.
Yes....I'm so jealous of a washed up, middle-aged whore whose self esteem is so damaged that she's perfectly content with being another man's cum rag. #LifeGoals
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Super jelly. One day maybe I'll know what it's like to play part time mistress to family man. #lyfegoals ?
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXAre you blind? Or stoopid? Haven't you ever seen women of age who look better than you? And man I have you cant even dream to get baby!Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXYou dont have to be jealous! You have years ahead of you to achieve anything...except maybe college education. But it's not my concern. As your vj size. Talk to your parents.Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI was born at the ocean! I can swim better than you can snort crap!Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXno need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
We were teaching her how to swim....
It's easy to float when your vagina is the equivalent of a life raft.
Yes....I'm so jealous of a washed up, middle-aged whore whose self esteem is so damaged that she's perfectly content with being another man's cum rag. #LifeGoals
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Maybe where you live women are washed up at 50 - wake up! You would want to be me if you knew me.
If you saw me you would pull your wig and throw it into any trash can!
So apparently you haven't better things to do or anyone to entertain you at this hour except bickering with old me...at your age!
Isn't it telling you anything?
My daughter doesn't sit in forums talking crap to strangers! Why don't you get a life?
I am not going to respond because I am going to bed. But you can think about it and write something that makes you look like you have more than welfair benefits in your life. Take care.
Posted by LadyNeptuneEverything you used to be...what's now?Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI used to be a swim instructor so that checks out. Solid alibi.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXno need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
We were teaching her how to swim....
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Posted by GemitatiI don't understand what your saying...Posted by LadyNeptuneEverything you used to be...what's now?Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI used to be a swim instructor so that checks out. Solid alibi.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXno need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?Posted by GemitatiPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXJacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
We were teaching her how to swim....
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Lol yes we are all 'stoopid'.
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So I used to be super skeptical of people who claimed to "black out" while drinking and couldn't remember anything from the night before
(excluding people who were legit drugged)
I thought it was just an escape/cope tactic...like "oh I don't remember
Who sets off a nail bomb in a concert full of kids—?
Heartbreaking
So, I have a major schedule change coming up in June, and I won't be able to utilize my campus gym. So, I'm thinking about joining a "24/7" fitness center for the sake of workout flexibility. I'd be able to make use of their weight room until I'm back on
It's that time again guys.
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Do I always say something interesting?
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We're having a very nice conversation over a glass of champagne. Taurus Sheep and Virgo Rabbit. I think I'm in love. :)
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? When someone says that to you, do you feel complimented or insulted?
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arguably the BEST astrologer that ever lived ...she wrote a couple of books that are still relevant and some of the BEST references to astrology
before you ask she was an aries ( no surprise there at all) with a scorpio moon (not really surprised there
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What would happen?
I am spaced out...