NUDESSSSSSSS

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by shaymaci on Friday, August 25, 2017 and has 20 replies.

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@Lunabee
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Hey! I sprayed my cat in the eyes with a fresher spray accidentally. I was trying to teach her that biting me = spray and Sweetness = good rubs.

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@shaymaci
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Posted by Dreamyboy
I saw the first sentence "haha made you look" and I said to myself, nice try Shaymaci, nice try. Then I said to myself, I should tell her how stupid she was for having that in the first sentence. So I clicked on your thread and said dammit. She got me still.

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Even smartasses get got!

I love this ❤.

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@Bonezmalone
10 Years

Posted by Tauruswithspunk
—? damn click bait

My secret is when I see your pic or name (cuz it changed) I say in my fake Jamaican accent skin open ya pussy gyal ——!

And that saying bothers me! It sounds painful like rubbing my pussy on a cheese grater. I think because when I hear it I'm thinking of getting bust down to the white meat & isn't that skin open ?

This has been for weeks so I'm glad I could share.

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@HeavyEntertainmentShow
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Posted by Soul

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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
No you didn't. I love dick.

I knooooow ??

Wanna see Jed's ass? It's an Oscar-worthy ass.

I seen this at Wal-Mart the other day and it made me think of you.

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Yeah sure, go get me some great value Jeds, how much worse can it get anyway?

What is it? Soft drink?

Idk lol. It does have alcohol in it though.

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At first I thought it was a soft drink, then for some reason I thought it was some kind of sauce like an icecream topping, then I thought it was some cheap wine you pick up from a mini-mart lol.

But if it's got the J-name, how bad can it be?

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