Montgomery
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If I seriously get voted I'll have to permanently change my picture to Conker.
He gets drunk at the pub and leaves to go home to his girlfriend but takes a wrong turn getting lost. The whole time searching for his way back he collects money and meets a whole bunch of annoying idiots he hates. At the end the king ends up killing his girlfriend right on front of him but then an alien explodes out of the kings chest which Conker ends up defeating. All the annoying idiots he hates then walk in and declares him as king, but the whole time all he wanted was go home to his girlfriend.
Story of my life
He gets drunk at the pub and leaves to go home to his girlfriend but takes a wrong turn getting lost. The whole time searching for his way back he collects money and meets a whole bunch of annoying idiots he hates. At the end the king ends up killing his girlfriend right on front of him but then an alien explodes out of the kings chest which Conker ends up defeating. All the annoying idiots he hates then walk in and declares him as king, but the whole time all he wanted was go home to his girlfriend.
Story of my life
Posted by MontgomeryBut then all fun stops and I have to start acting like I know things again..i have to open myself up to the spirit realm and bring back the answers of the unknown.. It's lots of work you know, constantly killing myself and coming back.Posted by SoulThey're probably qualified to hex you into your next incarnation.Posted by RabbitSure, you can also be the a general when I wage war..i mean make a peacetreaty with lindaland.
I nominate Soul as well...provided he appoints me state executioner.
Js 😛click to expand
Posted by aquapiscescusp
What are their sun signs?
_____________________
Soul - 5
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1
Moonartist - 1
Getmisted - 1
Robyn - 1
For the fact that you don't know the sun signs of all those people, you aren't qualified for the job .... because you can't pay attention.
A person who posts here regularly knows all of them.
Someone else should step up and take this job over.
P-angel, watch yourself or I will disqualify you 😱
Posted by aquapiscescuspSoul - 5 - Leo
What are their sun signs?
_____________________
Soul - 5
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1
Moonartist - 1
Getmisted - 1
Robyn - 1
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1 - Taurus
Moonartist - 1 - Cancer
Getmisted - 1 - idk
Robyn - 1 - Taurus (I think)
Hope that helps somewhat 😄
Posted by metalaquamonkeythanks...Posted by aquapiscescuspSoul - 5 - Leo
What are their sun signs?
_____________________
Soul - 5
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1
Moonartist - 1
Getmisted - 1
Robyn - 1
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1 - Taurus
Moonartist - 1 - Cancer
Getmisted - 1 - idk
Robyn - 1 - Taurus (I think)
Hope that helps somewhat 😄click to expand
getmisted is pisces?
Posted by champrangerthanks, all settled 🙂
Getmisted is a Scorpio 🙂
Posted by GetMistedPosted by champrangerThe fact that APC doesn't know that Dazed is a Scorpio just proves PA right. Smh
Getmisted is a Scorpio 🙂click to expand
LOL, sorry if I have a life and a lot of other stuff on my mind 🙂
It only proves one thing IMO, I don't judge based on sun signs unlike the two who are complaining LOLOL
Posted by GetMistedaww too bad you care so much 😄Posted by aquapiscescuspCreating threads like this says otherwise.Posted by GetMistedPosted by champrangerThe fact that APC doesn't know that Dazed is a Scorpio just proves PA right. Smh
Getmisted is a Scorpio 🙂
LOL, sorry if I have a life and a lot of other stuff on my mind 🙂click to expand
Posted by GetMistedI actually felt a "tinge" of sadness for you when I read this but then I quickly got over it LOLOLOL
I nominate myself for old times sake.
I was actually happy you didn't know my sun. It shows I can stay hidden and mysterious despite it being being below my avatar for months now (i recently removed it though.)
That or your just simply oblivious to fine details. I like the idea of being hidden and mysterious more though, lucky for you
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That or your just simply oblivious to fine details. I like the idea of being hidden and mysterious more though, lucky for you
😛
Posted by Souljust goes to show I didn't stalk you haha plus I'm not here much and I am detached by nature 😉
I was actually happy you didn't know my sun. It shows I can stay hidden and mysterious despite it being being below my avatar for months now (i recently removed it though.)
That or your just simply oblivious to fine details. I like the idea of being hidden and mysterious more though, lucky for you
😛
Awww well be more attached to things!!
We will have plenty of time to be detached from things when we're dead.
We will have plenty of time to be detached from things when we're dead.
Posted by Soulhaha I try but only IRL 😉
Awww well be more attached to things!!
We will have plenty of time to be detached from things when we're dead.
Posted by aquapiscescuspWell that's good, real life is really the only thing that matters. Just remember this whole time I was just your imagination.Posted by Soulhaha I try but only IRL 😉
Awww well be more attached to things!!
We will have plenty of time to be detached from things when we're dead.click to expand
Posted by SoulI will definitely remember your sign from now on though... I hope you don't mind!Posted by aquapiscescuspWell that's good, real life is really the only thing that matters. Just remember this whole time I was just your imagination.Posted by Soulhaha I try but only IRL 😉
Awww well be more attached to things!!
We will have plenty of time to be detached from things when we're dead.click to expand
I can see why people voted for you 😉
Posted by aquapiscescuspReally? I can't. I can easily see why people wouldn't vote for me though lol
I can see why people voted for you 😉
I wish life worked like dxp.
Boss: Here's some extra mony.
Me: Nope I don't want to make more money.
Boss: No really, here's some more money.
Me: Please I mean it, I don't want more money.
Boss: I insist, take the extra money.
Me: Ffs, I don't give a dame about the extra money.
Boss: Fine take double the money and my position then.
Me: If it makes you stop fine, I'll take the money and your job.
Boss: Ok great!
Me *evil grin on the inside*
Posted by LillyBlossomWhoa, I think you need to calm down with putting relationship and romance in the same sentence. Why would I want somthing weird like that?Posted by SoulDoes this work for you in romantic relationships, too?Posted by aquapiscescuspReally? I can't. I can easily see why people wouldn't vote for me though lol
I can see why people voted for you 😉
I wish life worked like dxp.
Boss: Here's some extra mony.
Me: Nope I don't want to make more money.
Boss: No really, here's some more money.
Me: Please I mean it, I don't want more money.
Boss: I insist, take the extra money.
Me: Ffs, I don't give a dame about the extra money.
Boss: Fine take double the money and my position then.
Me: If it makes you stop fine, I'll take the money and your job.
Boss: Ok great!
Me *evil grin on the inside*click to expand
i dont need a damn leader. you people are sheep!
down with the dxp government!
*walks out*
down with the dxp government!
*walks out*
be careful. i will be the one to assassinate the chosen president. *cleans guns*
Posted by LadyYin+1
be careful. i will be the one to assassinate the chosen president. *cleans guns*
No if I get to it first
😉
And yes I know I have the most votes, which is my point.
Gotta watch with the serious sounding sarcasm with some members.
Gotta watch with the serious sounding sarcasm with some members.
Yin Wilkes Booth. dont go to any plays, sir or madam pressie.
So when I'm crowned king..i mean declared president, I say free cheesecake for all the peasants... I mean people.
All who oppose will be executed by Rabbit... I mean rehabilitated in a correctional facility. Aka happy camp.
All who oppose will be executed by Rabbit... I mean rehabilitated in a correctional facility. Aka happy camp.
No cheesecake! Everyone must be fat an unhealthy so they can't overthrow me.
*Thinks about life then it all makes sense*
*Thinks about life then it all makes sense*
Posted by febyThat's EXACTLY why I voted for him! Now he's in the lead!
I vote soul because he says he doesn't want it. 😉
Posted by LillyBlossomBecause being evil is high in carbs. Lol
Why are most of the evil characters in Disney movies fat?
Posted by LillyBlossomHuh! Cruella, the queen, maleficent, etc... Not fat
Why are most of the evil characters in Disney movies fat?
Posted by GetMistedI don't have to know you to feel pity for you! Haha voting for yourself is sad, what don't you understand?Posted by aquapiscescuspFunny since you didn't know who I was. Back pedal much?Posted by GetMistedI actually felt a "tinge" of sadness for you when I read this but then I quickly got over it LOLOLOL
I nominate myself for old times sake.click to expand
Posted by SatoriiLololol glad you have a sense of humour....Posted by aquapiscescuspSomeone pisses you off and you threaten to disqualify them? I thought this was a vote by the people. Can we even trust you to tally the nominations when you behave with such inequity? hmmmm
P-angel, watch yourself or I will disqualify you 😱
this is srs bisnessclick to expand
Soul is definitely winning, right before our eyes 😄
Posted by LillyBlossomPosted by aquapiscescuspI said "most"... -.-"Posted by LillyBlossomHuh! Cruella, the queen, maleficent, etc... Not fat
Why are most of the evil characters in Disney movies fat?
Either they're fat or they have short or kinky hair.
Posted by aquapiscescuspUrsela is the only fat one that comes to mind with Disney villains but idk there maybe more.Posted by LillyBlossomHuh! Cruella, the queen, maleficent, etc... Not fat
Why are most of the evil characters in Disney movies fat?click to expand
Yay things are getting weird!
Posted by SoulWhich part? Haha
Yay things are getting weird!
Posted by febyOh come now, the cake isn't a lie, you can trust it.
Or is it just a guide for secretly desiring all of that power!
Not sure but fuck your cheesecake.
I know we had that moment in mafia wars, you know, the window? Remember I saved you? See nothing is wrong, just a yummy cake!
http://i.imgur.com/CLeDwCf.jpgq
http://i.imgur.com/CLeDwCf.jpgq
lmao @ everyone drinking the Soul "I don't want itttt" koolaid.
Ministry of Defense sounds very fitting. Make sure I get that position, Soul.
Ministry of Defense sounds very fitting. Make sure I get that position, Soul.
@LillyBlossom isn't this from a heart warming Disney movie? It's about a kid reuniting with his loved ones.
aww, I got mafia dejavus in this topic 😄
Soul...
Soul...
I don't answer to anyone here...never will 😉
With that said....
SirHorns would make a good president. He speaks eloquentlyrics and intelligently.
I'd like to know who is in charge of maintaining the DXP-Fema Camp fence.
I nominate Damnata for head of internal security. All those files and portfolios.......
Posted by CancerOnTheCuspthat bambus you're holding in your avi?
I nominate Damnata for head of internal security. All those files and portfolios.......
it's about to get poisoned unless you stfu.
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMemberPosted by DamnataAssassin!Posted by CancerOnTheCuspthat bambus you're holding in your avi?
I nominate Damnata for head of internal security. All those files and portfolios.......
it's about to get poisoned unless you stfu.click to expand
Posted by metalaquamonkeyI'm impressed!Posted by aquapiscescuspSoul - 5 - Leo
What are their sun signs?
_____________________
Soul - 5
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1
Moonartist - 1
Getmisted - 1
Robyn - 1
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1 - Taurus
Moonartist - 1 - Cancer
Getmisted - 1 - idk
Robyn - 1 - Taurus (I think)
Hope that helps somewhat 😄click to expand
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