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Jk your all fabulous. Now where's my money?
I'm unfortunately going to have to raise dxp taxes by 80% , you know for prositutes....erm server repairs.. I know it sucks but it's nessasary.
Posted by aquapiscescusp
What are their sun signs?_____________________
Soul - 5
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1
Moonartist - 1
Getmisted - 1
Robyn - 1
Soul - 5 - Leo
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1 - Taurus
Moonartist - 1 - Cancer
Getmisted - 1 - idk
Robyn - 1 - Taurus (I think)
Hope that helps somewhat 😄
I'm impressed!
Yo nominated DMV, Monty, y Damanta. Que pasa?
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This was before your nominations I think.
Posted by Soul
Aquapiscescusp I'll give you 5 whole dollars if you make sure I get that title. It's rightfully mine anyway.
$ $ $ $ $
Posted by aquapiscescusp
What are their sun signs?_____________________
Soul - 5
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1
Moonartist - 1
Getmisted - 1
Robyn - 1
Soul - 5 - Leo
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 2 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1 - Taurus
Moonartist - 1 - Cancer
Getmisted - 1 - idk
Robyn - 1 - Taurus (I think)
Hope that helps somewhat 😄
I'm impressed!
Yo nominated DMV, Monty, y Damanta. Que pasa?
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I will put up the revised numbers shortly. I will count your 3 nominees but from this point on it should be one, max two! The second runner up can be vice 😄
I wasn't me. None of this every happened you hear me? It's a fluke I tell ya, a fluke.
Posted by Soul
I wasn't me. None of this every happened you hear me? It's a fluke I tell ya, a fluke.
American dollars right?
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Posted by Soul
Jk your all fabulous. Now where's my money?Maybe you should bend over and look upwards. It's probably there.
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Wow I'm glad you've been paying so much attention to my asus. I would have never remembered!
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Posted by Soul
Jk your all fabulous. Now where's my money?Maybe you should bend over and look upwards. It's probably there.
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Ben Dover 😄
I should probably clean it off a bit before sending it to aquapiscescusp though.. Naaa it's fine.
That's why you use a mirror.
Don't you women know anything...Ffs.
Trust me I'm more then ready. I got my "incase of imminent defeat" poison right here.
You'll be shooting a cap into my dead skull for that Nobel Peace prize.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
I nominate Damnata for head of internal security. All those files and portfolios.......that bambus you're holding in your avi?
it's about to get poisoned unless you stfu.
Bambusz!
Szpinning de euró, are vee.
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-.-
Here are the updates as of today!
Friday this week will be the deadline.
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Soul - 7 - Leo
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 3 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1 - Taurus
Moonartist - 1 - Cancer
Getmisted - 1 -
Robyn - 1 - Taurus
DMV - 1
Monty - 1 - Leo
Damnata - 1 - Virgo
Sirhorns - 1 - Capricorn
fun fact
What zodiac sign have the most presidents been born under?
It is a tie.
There have been five Scorpio presidents:
John Adams
James Garfield
Warren G. Harding
James K. Polk
Theodore Roosevelt
And there have been five Aquarius presidents:
William H. Harrison
Abraham Lincoln
William McKinley
Ronald Reagan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Second place is also a tie. Four presidents were born under each of these signs: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn, and Pisces.
At least one president has been born under every sign, but the country went without a Gemini president for more than 180 years before John F. Kennedy was elected in 1960.
Posted by AirMan
George Herbert walker Bush was a gemini president around the late 1980's to the early 90's. he was an awful president. i hope the god donald trumph don't become our next president. the last thing us americans need to run our country is another gemini president to fuck everything up
Here in Canada --we had the most Gemini prime ministers - 5
Posted by AirMan
George Herbert walker Bush was a gemini president around the late 1980's to the early 90's. he was an awful president. i hope the god donald trumph don't become our next president. the last thing us americans need to run our country is another gemini president to fuck everything up
I can't see him winning !
Not when you got the bush empire hiding in the background.
Posted by truecap
SirHorns would make a good president. He speaks eloquentlyrics and intelligently.
*Bows* Thank you!
I vote for Damnata. Though Soul would light a fire under this place...figuratively and maybe literally.
The user who posted this message has hidden it 🙂
Posted by seraph
.ti neddih sah egassem siht detsop ohw resu ehT
Lol ... I just logged in and almost everyone has hidden their message.
P-Angel.
Her delivery ain't awesome but you'll definitely get the message.
I like Damnata as well.
Posted by antithesis
This is hilarious!You people are so strange!
Totally
Posted by crabRiot
P-Angel.
Her delivery ain't awesome but you'll definitely get the message.
I like Damnata as well.
Is that one vote?
Posted by Soul
I should probably clean it off a bit before sending it to aquapiscescusp though.. Naaa it's fine.
Ewwww dirty money
Posted by 4ND5
i nominate hussein my pug
Bet he has an account here 😉
Posted by 4ND5
i nominate hussein my pug
Bet he has an account here 😉
he used to! husseinthepug
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To be nominated you need an existing account --ruff
@ Soul- Good luck and hire me to be your own personal chef. Let me be boss in the kitchen, please...Lol.. thanks.
SOUL- You have my vote.
The Vice president though P-angel
Treasury-Damnata
Court Jester- AND5
Wife for the president- Wynter
Personal chef- FDTW, lol..
Secretary of homeland defenses- Seraph, TIZ, and DJ- One nation..I pledge the allies to help, protect and serve wisely against enemies.. prosper my fellow peeps and keep US safe.
Wow, fuck you all
(I vote dazed because he loves this shit)
I approve.
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100% agreed. Ready, aim, FIRE!!!
Hm yeah I am a great cook. But I want the presidential kitchen though. Rabbit can go to the Vice president.. It all works out.
Well if I get it I need a souz chef, and a baker...so there is open positions open. If Soul did pick me to boss in there. Haha.
the bullets are going where his brain is anyway, so that's a perfect position lol.
j/k. but seriously, im going to assassinate the pres. that's that.
😆 😆 😆
Some of the stuff on here is hilarious!
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
Secretary of homeland defenses- Seraph and DJ-A closet queer and an openly militant communist in charge of the Department of Homeland Security?
I can guarantee that the military would be launching the rebellion and insurrection against the newly imposed government, and I wouldn't even have to worry about leading it.
You do realize that your mindless vote is the second one for Dickbreath to assume some type of Orwellian control over DXP.
That's alright, as sabotaging his stupid crap is very easy.
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It's ok no need to feel left out. I have the perfect job for you. You can be the homeless batshit old man standing on the side of the road holding a sign that says "The end is near!" You seem perfectly fit for the job.
Here are the updates as of today-- wed
Friday this week will be the deadline.
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Soul - 8 - Leo
Ands - 3 - Taurus
P-Angel - 4 - Pisces
Wynter - 1 - Sag
Scorchedearth - 1 - Taurus
Moonartist - 1 - Cancer
Getmisted - 2 - Scorpio
Robyn - 1 - Taurus
DMV - 1
Monty - 1 - Leo
Damnata - 3 - Virgo
Sirhorns - 2 - Capricorn
Rabbit - 1
If you wish to remain anonymous, send your nominations through Pms, thanks
Seraph - president
Sirhorns - head of finance and administration
P-Angel - uberchief of the defensive forces
Damnata - head of the department of communication and relations
DMV - 1
Rabbit - 1Seriously though.. How do you not know the signs of these users? You are unfit for this task. There should be a revote with a new administrator.
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I agree, but only if it's a revote where im not in the lead. I'd love to go back to being the nuisance in the background if you all don't mind. I have a loser status to uphold, and this BS is ruining my rep.
Not only that but I have assassins breathing down my back, people expecting results, and so many questions. The worse part is I can't join the revolution BECAUSE IM IN THE DAMN LEAD!
Are you all on crack?
Posted by Vanish
. But, the funniest president who consistently whipped his dick out at the most inappropriate of times was a Virgo...
Yo, Simba,..
Do you read cracked? They had hilarious articles on presidents.
Posted by Rabbit
No one wants see Damnata's penis.
You rushed so quick to say this, you even missed "to".
lol
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Me too. Wtf have I done to deserve this? I have to watch what I say and put on a good show because my ego says so It's BS! I mean it's fabulous, I'm fabulous ,we are all fabulous. Well except you over there way in the back of everyone. You suck