Stupid kids names (Page 2)

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@CopperDove
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Posted by Montgomery

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Worst I knew was someone named Tiggywinkle. But he went by Tig.

My God.

Horrible, isn't it? Maybe it was after this Beatrix Potter book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Mrs._Tiggy-Winkle

He was off-the-charts arrogant - maybe compensation for the atrocity. Reminds me of Shel Silverstein's A Boy Name Sue made famous by Johnny Cash.

Yes, truly it is.

But I love Shel Silverstein. 😄

Me too! One of my favourites!

I just found this - someone has used parts of his poems to express astrology signs. I had to magnify on my screen to read them but maybe you won't have to:

shttp://cafeteriastrology.tumblr.com/post/119316660247/shel-silverstein-poems-for-the-signs

I regret that I have only one +1 to give you... those are all from Light in the Attic too.

*joy*

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🙂

I think they did a good job with most of the matches, haha. 🙂

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@fugu2
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How to ensure that ur kid grows up to be a clearance discount Craigslist hooker and/or a permanent fixture on friends' couches:

Name them after a popular "luxury" brand, like Gucci, Rolex, or Porsche.

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@Ninjagirl
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Agatha, Maggie, Olive, Blixa, Isis- don't rate these names but they suit the personality of these children so it kinda worked for them. Agatha was quite a militant child.

Red, Berhan, Sonny, Loki, Rowan - Red is quite bizarre.