@JURR
10 Years
Stupid things you thought when you were a kid....
It took me forever to understand black and white tv/films. I thought that before a certain time everything was seen in black and white. My parents obviously didn't explain it to me very well, either.
Posted by Scenic
It took me forever to understand black and white tv/films. I thought that before a certain time everything was seen in black and white. My parents obviously didn't explain it to me very well, either.
Haha cute
Posted by Taureye
Doggy style involved dogs
Oh....gross
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Posted by JURR
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Doggy style involved dogs
Oh....gross
Right?! Sex Ed failed me.
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They should make that very clear in sex ed. 😉
"Please do not fuck dogs... this is not normal"
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Posted by JURR
I got this from a Jenna marbles video, it made me laugh a lot and the comments too, so I decided to ask you guys for more laughs, and tell you some of mine.When I was younger my mother told me not to be afraid of "burgalers" because they were scared of people, and if they ever saw us they would run away... leading me to believe that they weren't human but some kind of animal/alien/monster that were scared of humans.
The older kids at school found a condom in the playground, I was too small to see over them to see it. I could just hear them like "OMG it's a condom" " don't touch it, don't touch it, it's dangerous" " ew it's disgusting"... so I then thought for many years that a condom was some sort of insect, like a beetle or something. I used to ask family members if they'd ever seen a condom... most of them we're horrified.
I used to think that all factories were "cloud factories" and the fumes were actually just clouds.
I once found lube in my mothers bedroom, I askedher what it was and she, very inventively, told me tthat it was used on your elbows and knees for going down a slide... I brought my friends round to the house to ask my mum if we could use her special sliding gel... I also did a demonstration for a family friend on how to use my mothers special sliding gel.
Lol at the lube story !! Dying!!
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Haha yeah, my mother loves this story, she likes to tell everybody we meet. Kinda embarrassing
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Doggy style involved dogs
Oh....gross
Right?! Sex Ed failed me.
They should make that very clear in sex ed. 😉
"Please do not fuck dogs... this is not normal"
Sigh why couldn't you teach the class.
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I could have but I would have also told you that a condom was a beetle.
Posted by Instantkarma
And my family had to move to a different country. I would have been like four or five and totally against the idea of leaving my friends,love birds and trees behind. My favourite brother convinced me the sky would look a very pretty fuschia pink in the new country. So I agreed.
Hahaha, was he still your favorite brother after you found out that he lied to you?
I thought that being an adult was the smartest and most amazing thing a human could be.
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Scenic
It took me forever to understand black and white tv/films. I thought that before a certain time everything was seen in black and white. My parents obviously didn't explain it to me very well, either.
Lol. Awee.
On this notion, as a child i thought people on tv could see me as well ...i did a few tests and still was not convinced. Cause there was always this nagging doubt.
Also the concept of age differences. I kept on arguing with my brother i will reach his age and then we would be equal ....lmao.
Eventually, i understood.
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There seems to have been a lit of issues with TVs haha
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Posted by Taureye
Doggy style involved dogs
Oh....gross
Right?! Sex Ed failed me.
They should make that very clear in sex ed. 😉
"Please do not fuck dogs... this is not normal"
Sigh why couldn't you teach the class.
I could have but I would have also told you that a condom was a beetle.
THAT'S NOT PROMOTING SAFE SEX!!
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Its not really promoting beetles either. :/ I'M SORRY
Posted by Soul
I thought that being an adult was the smartest and most amazing thing a human could be.
Oh how wrong you we're. 😢
Posted by Nemilicious
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Posted by Scenic
It took me forever to understand black and white tv/films. I thought that before a certain time everything was seen in black and white. My parents obviously didn't explain it to me very well, either.
Lol. Awee.
On this notion, as a child i thought people on tv could see me as well ...i did a few tests and still was not convinced. Cause there was always this nagging doubt.
Also the concept of age differences. I kept on arguing with my brother i will reach his age and then we would be equal ....lmao.
Eventually, i understood.
There seems to have been a lit of issues with TVs haha
Yes, i noticed lol. Suffice to say, since 6 years i do not own one. 😄
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Still to this day they confuse me. 🙂 I don't own one either, waste of time.
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Posted by Taureye
Doggy style involved dogs
Oh....gross
Right?! Sex Ed failed me.
They should make that very clear in sex ed. 😉
"Please do not fuck dogs... this is not normal"
Sigh why couldn't you teach the class.
I could have but I would have also told you that a condom was a beetle.
THAT'S NOT PROMOTING SAFE SEX!!
Its not really promoting beetles either. :/ I'M SORRY
You're not sorry, i wonder how many people ended up having a threesome with a beetle because of you!! AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT RINGO!!
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Hahaha... and lube in all the wrong places.
Posted by Nemilicious
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Posted by Scenic
It took me forever to understand black and white tv/films. I thought that before a certain time everything was seen in black and white. My parents obviously didn't explain it to me very well, either.
Lol. Awee.
On this notion, as a child i thought people on tv could see me as well ...i did a few tests and still was not convinced. Cause there was always this nagging doubt.
Also the concept of age differences. I kept on arguing with my brother i will reach his age and then we would be equal ....lmao.
Eventually, i understood.
There seems to have been a lit of issues with TVs haha
Yes, i noticed lol. Suffice to say, since 6 years i do not own one. 😄
Still to this day they confuse me. 🙂 I don't own one either, waste of time.
It's the new religion ...opium, numbing. I do recognize it's appeal and also it's validitiy but the rubbish on it overweighs any wish to own one again. Besides, you can find what you need online.
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Exactly. I watched the tv recently and I honestly couldn't believe the amount of adverts, every 10 minutes... brainwashing.
Posted by BG2
I used to think that my dogs could understand me, but were just playing dumb.
They understand more than you'd think. Well, maybe not more than *you'd* think but...
As a child, I absolutely REFUSED to eat egg yolk because I was convinced that that part of the egg was the chick. I would only eat the white part of a hard boiled egg and give the yolk to my older sister.
My brother was upset when my niece was born because it meant he had to be an Aunt.
Posted by BG2
One of the biggest let down was from watching Tom & Jerry. You know when they chase each other around the table, and there's a big feast on display...It looked so good, I felt like everything had to be as delicious as it looked on the cartoon. Especially the gruyere. So I asked my mom to buy some...it was DISGUSTING!
Haha, I always wanted to eat the food in the film Hook, you know when they have an imaginary food fight... all that colourful playdough type stuff... it looked delicious to me.
Posted by kissmygrits
My brother was upset when my niece was born because it meant he had to be an Aunt.
bahaha bless
Posted by JURR
Posted by BG2
One of the biggest let down was from watching Tom & Jerry. You know when they chase each other around the table, and there's a big feast on display...It looked so good, I felt like everything had to be as delicious as it looked on the cartoon. Especially the gruyere. So I asked my mom to buy some...it was DISGUSTING!
Haha, I always wanted to eat the food in the film Hook, you know when they have an imaginary food fight... all that colourful playdough type stuff... it looked delicious to me.
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OMG me too! You can but keep an insulin kit handy wooo lawd the sugar!
So be careful what you tell your kids people... 😛
Posted by CantGetEnough
As a child I believed that if you swallowed gum it would take 7 years for you to digest it. That scared the hell outta me when I accidentally swallowed mine, hahah
Aaaaw. Were you waiting for 7 years to shit gum??
Posted by CantGetEnough
(My 7 year old mind)"Omg noooo I won't get this outta my system until I'm 14!"
Hahaha
They are not stupid and I still believe them.
Ok..
I didn't believe in stars. I would stare at the sky from the window in my room and assume that every "star" was another child looking from their room window at the rest so we'd all wave at each other.
Posted by Soul
I thought that being an adult was the smartest and most amazing thing a human could be.
I thought it was a moment you reached where all made sense and you'd know when you got there.
Didn't know it creeps up on you...and didn't know everyone, no matter what age, makes it up as they go along through life. I thought they had all the answers.
Posted by Nemilicious
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It took me forever to understand black and white tv/films. I thought that before a certain time everything was seen in black and white. My parents obviously didn't explain it to me very well, either.
Lol. Awee.
On this notion, as a child i thought people on tv could see me as well ...i did a few tests and still was not convinced. Cause there was always this nagging doubt.
Also the concept of age differences. I kept on arguing with my brother i will reach his age and then we would be equal ....lmao.
Eventually, i understood.
That's hilarious
😄 😄. 😄
Typical pisces lol. Age & time escapes us until much much later.
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I would see that as Scorpio Moon honestly.
Privacy.
Posted by Nemilicious
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Posted by Scenic
It took me forever to understand black and white tv/films. I thought that before a certain time everything was seen in black and white. My parents obviously didn't explain it to me very well, either.
Lol. Awee.
On this notion, as a child i thought people on tv could see me as well ...i did a few tests and still was not convinced. Cause there was always this nagging doubt.
Also the concept of age differences. I kept on arguing with my brother i will reach his age and then we would be equal ....lmao.
Eventually, i understood.
That's hilarious
😄 😄. 😄
Typical pisces lol. Age & time escapes us until much much later.
I would see that as Scorpio Moon honestly.
Privacy.
Privacy? In what sense/context?
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People in the TV looking back at you? I mean...if you can sense their movements and what they say and how you look....this "trespass" into their privacy could apply both ways.
Ugh when I was really young I thought some old lady vehicled the moon around earth...??
I also thought babies were put together by your parents on a cutting board?!
Posted by Arielle83
Roxette: "dressed for success"Was actually "I'm gonna get dressed, for some sex"
"Some sex" actually was "success"
Hahaha
I thought that song was scandalous.
The opposite... but still so cute
Posted by SassyKiwi
Ugh when I was really young I thought some old lady vehicled the moon around earth...??I also thought babies were put together by your parents on a cutting board?!
Possibly your parents took acid
i used to think our earthquakes
were giant catfish swimming
under the ground.
i asked my dad to go fishing
during the quakes all the
times they would happen.
to my dad...gomenasai.
when i heard my parents
being intimate a few times
i thought dad was beating
mom; she was a screamer.
i would cry and then hate
dad in the morning.
i asked, 'why you hit mom?'
he didnt catch on but she
understood my thoughts.
she said he was helping
her feel better, not harming.
what a stupid child i was.
I used to sit in front of the tv as a child and have full blown conversations with news reporters and scream at people who were talking to each other thinking they were ignoring me, I also used to wonder in between scene changes how one scene suddenly skips to another that the split second space in between was darkness and used to wonder what was there
I had a shower with my mum and saw her vagina and I called it a duck and that's what I always called her, this was when I was 3
I too thought black and white film represented olden days, my mum told me people dug up the ground and found out the way people lived in ancient times and I imagined black and white people digging underground and living underground lol
My friend told me in primary school that men stuff their balls in women and that's how they have babies and I believed it.
I used to think if you pulled leaves off trees they wouldn't breathe and was like being in space for them and I felt sorry for them and got into a fight with a kid for doing it.
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I got this from a Jenna marbles video, it made me laugh a lot and the comments too, so I decided to ask you guys for more laughs, and tell you some of mine.
When I was younger my mother told me not to be afraid of "burgalers" because they were scared of people, and if they ever saw us they would run away... leading me to believe that they weren't human but some kind of animal/alien/monster that were scared of humans.
The older kids at school found a condom in the playground, I was too small to see over them to see it. I could just hear them like "OMG it's a condom" " don't touch it, don't touch it, it's dangerous" " ew it's disgusting"... so I then thought for many years that a condom was some sort of insect, like a beetle or something. I used to ask family members if they'd ever seen a condom... most of them we're horrified.
I used to think that all factories were "cloud factories" and the fumes were actually just clouds.
I once found lube in my mothers bedroom, I askedher what it was and she, very inventively, told me tthat it was used on your elbows and knees for going down a slide... I brought my friends round to the house to ask my mum if we could use her special sliding gel... I also did a demonstration for a family friend on how to use my mothers special sliding gel.