The New Age Women's relationship checklist

In no particular order:

1. He must be taller than me

2. He must know what a G spot is and how to locate it

3. He must have ambition

4. He must know basic handyman skills like how to unclog a drain

Posted by Deedee86
In no particular order:

1. He must be taller than me

2. He must know what a G spot is and how to locate it

3. He must have ambition

4. He must know basic handyman skills like how to unclog a drain

5 be willing to hold Open doors

6 be willing to help pay for dates

7 listen to me bitch about my period

Has job

Will travel

And having a good relationship with his mother is great BUT an unhealthy attachment is a don't. No mama's boys.

Posted by Hare
What if they are too lazy to look for the G Spot but know how to work the clitoris?

If he knows his way around I can help him find it.

Posted by Hare
What if they are too lazy to look for the G Spot but know how to work the clitoris?

And I thought both are the same

Posted by BuffaloBills28

Posted by Hare
What if they are too lazy to look for the G Spot but know how to work the clitoris?

Or if they just wanted to do anal lol

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Anal should be for special occasions only. I can only imagine the fecal incontinence that would come after years of excessive butt pounding. I don't want to be shitting my pants

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Posted by Teena

Posted by Hare
What if they are too lazy to look for the G Spot but know how to work the clitoris?

And I thought both are the same

Good for you.

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?

Posted by Capri-sun

Posted by Teena

Posted by Hare
What if they are too lazy to look for the G Spot but know how to work the clitoris?

And I thought both are the same

Learn something new everyday

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Right. Dxp is all about giving knowledge 😄

Posted by Deedee86

Posted by Hare
What if they are too lazy to look for the G Spot but know how to work the clitoris?

If he knows his way around I can help him find it.

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Well, medical science says that the two are connected in a fashion.

But to the guys: if you're paying attention, you'll know it when you find it.

What if he knows all that but wants to help cook meals and get into gardening? Like a team.

You can give me beers while I watch 100 youtube tutorials on how to fix a car, and eventually I will fix it because I honestly can't admit defeat.

If you genuinely want all that, you're better off getting a dildo. Or a male blow-up doll.

Posted by Soul
What if he knows all that but wants to help cook meals and get into gardening? Like a team.

You can give me beers while I watch 100 youtube tutorials on how to fix a car, and eventually I will fix it because I honestly can't admit defeat.

That sounds like a dream come true.

When I was married, I did 100% of the cooking, cleaning and 90% of the kids stuff plus worked and made most of the income. I worked from home so he didn't consider it a real job. All I ever wanted was a real partner.

Posted by wagtail
Has job

Will travel

RELATE.

Also:

Attend local theater events and Open Mic Nights

Must dance

😄

Posted by Soul
What if he knows all that but wants to help cook meals and get into gardening? Like a team.

You can give me beers while I watch 100 youtube tutorials on how to fix a car, and eventually I will fix it because I honestly can't admit defeat.

hurry up and move to Oz

Posted by LillyPetal

Posted by wagtail
Has job

Will travel

RELATE.

Also:

Attend local theater events and Open Mic Nights

Must dance

😄

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oooooooh must dance- Definitely 😆

Posted by wagtail

Posted by Soul
What if he knows all that but wants to help cook meals and get into gardening? Like a team.

You can give me beers while I watch 100 youtube tutorials on how to fix a car, and eventually I will fix it because I honestly can't admit defeat.

hurry up and move to Oz

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I always think what it would be like to just drop everything I know and start new. It's just being so fixed as a human. My life style and everything that has come to this point feels like its set in stone. Deep down I have an urge to do something crazy and just say fuck it though. The idea of just escaping everything and going out on my own into the deep unknown excites me, but I feel bound to where I am. Mentally trapped to what I know and grew up around. I want to learn how to truly break away from everything I know and start over.

Posted by Soul

I always think what it would be like to just drop everything I know and start new. It's just being so fixed as a human. My life style and everything that has come to this point feels like its set in stone. Deep down I have an urge to do something crazy and just say fuck it though. The idea of just escaping everything and going out on my own into the deep unknown excites me, but I feel bound to where I am. Mentally trapped to what I know and grew up around. I want to learn how to truly break away from everything I know and start over.

i feel you

Posted by Deedee86
In no particular order:

1. He must be taller than me

2. He must know what a G spot is and how to locate it

3. He must have ambition

4. He must know basic handyman skills like how to unclog a drain

Refer to my reply in the male version of this thread.

Posted by RamOfPeace

Posted by Deedee86
In no particular order:

1. He must be taller than me

2. He must know what a G spot is and how to locate it

3. He must have ambition

4. He must know basic handyman skills like how to unclog a drain

Refer to my reply in the male version of this thread.

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This thread was in jest as a reply to that male thread lol

Posted by Soul
What if he knows all that but wants to help cook meals and get into gardening? Like a team.

You can give me beers while I watch 100 youtube tutorials on how to fix a car, and eventually I will fix it because I honestly can't admit defeat.

Lol I've been there. Now I know how to fix cars too. ?

Posted by Soul

Posted by wagtail

Posted by Soul
What if he knows all that but wants to help cook meals and get into gardening? Like a team.

You can give me beers while I watch 100 youtube tutorials on how to fix a car, and eventually I will fix it because I honestly can't admit defeat.

hurry up and move to Oz

I always think what it would be like to just drop everything I know and start new. It's just being so fixed as a human. My life style and everything that has come to this point feels like its set in stone. Deep down I have an urge to do something crazy and just say fuck it though. The idea of just escaping everything and going out on my own into the deep unknown excites me, but I feel bound to where I am. Mentally trapped to what I know and grew up around. I want to learn how to truly break away from everything I know and start over.

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Do it!!!

Keep your savings that way you aren't struggling finding yourself and money at the same time. But it is refreshing and most of the time you create a better future for yourself and a Happy one.

You will only regret the risks you didnt take.

At the end it may not be what you were expecting but better.

🙂

Posted by Teena

Posted by Hare
What if they are too lazy to look for the G Spot but know how to work the clitoris?

And I thought both are the same

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No love, miles apart 😄

Posted by -elle-
I just need someone to fix my right rear tire because it keeps getting low and all I know how to do is take it to the petro station air kiosk.....and all my cap knows how to do is give me quarters for kiosk.

#pitfallsofrelationshippingwithacap

Send him on a car maintenance course...it will make a man of him 😛

Posted by -elle-
I just need someone to fix my right rear tire because it keeps getting low and all I know how to do is take it to the petro station air kiosk.....and all my cap knows how to do is give me quarters for kiosk.

#pitfallsofrelationshippingwithacap

My Cap ex husband was not at all handy around the house. He would call his friends to help with projects and would end up supervising.