@Gemitati
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Things DXP users would never say.. (Page 2)
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@Heartoftopazz "Not awkward"
@Gemitati "I only practice monogamy"
@DJ
Posted by Gobby
My pussy is aching for some cock.
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
Posted by Gobby
Miss Piggy ain’t got nothing on me!
Gobby - "I have never held a grudge against scorpio women because I was burned by one."
I want one
Posted by Gobby
I’ve decided to dedicate the rest of my life to serving The Lord.
Posted by Gobby
@Impulsv
I’m actually dyslexic.
That would fit if it were:
.cixelsyd yllautca m'I
Posted by Gobby
I want to have my breasts reduced to a B cup.
Wow! Where have you been??!!
Edited. I read it before seeing where it was posted, AGAIN 😅
Posted by Gobby
Posted by LethalFantasia
Is Gobby trolling or lowkey coming for necks? Lmfao what is going on. I am so confused. I think I’m going through weed withdrawal 😭😂
After taking a sabbatical from here, I thought it'd be better to return with a bang. That's all. 🙂
Anyway, I'll only be around this weekend, before taking another break. So, expect me to make the most of it. 😄
Btw, I also had one for you but deemed it too lame, especially when compared to the ones I posted...
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Just yesterday I surprised myself thinking that I was missing your sarcastic ass around the forums 😆
Posted by Gobby
Posted by pisceswoman123
Posted by Gobby
Posted by LethalFantasia
Is Gobby trolling or lowkey coming for necks? Lmfao what is going on. I am so confused. I think I’m going through weed withdrawal 😭😂
After taking a sabbatical from here, I thought it'd be better to return with a bang. That's all. 🙂
Anyway, I'll only be around this weekend, before taking another break. So, expect me to make the most of it. 😄
Btw, I also had one for you but deemed it too lame, especially when compared to the ones I posted...
Just yesterday I surprised myself thinking that I was missing your sarcastic ass around the forums 😆
How insulting! It should have happened sooner... 😛
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I beg forgiveness 😛
Posted by Gobby
Posted by pisceswoman123
Posted by Gobby
Posted by pisceswoman123
Posted by Gobby
Posted by LethalFantasia
Is Gobby trolling or lowkey coming for necks? Lmfao what is going on. I am so confused. I think I’m going through weed withdrawal 😭😂
After taking a sabbatical from here, I thought it'd be better to return with a bang. That's all. 🙂
Anyway, I'll only be around this weekend, before taking another break. So, expect me to make the most of it. 😄
Btw, I also had one for you but deemed it too lame, especially when compared to the ones I posted...
Just yesterday I surprised myself thinking that I was missing your sarcastic ass around the forums 😆
How insulting! It should have happened sooner... 😛
I beg forgiveness 😛
Just allow me to get my slipper... 😄
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Hahaha I can see you haven’t changed a bit ;P
Posted by Gobby
Posted by pisceswoman123
Posted by Gobby
Posted by pisceswoman123
Posted by Gobby
Posted by pisceswoman123
Posted by Gobby
Posted by LethalFantasia
Is Gobby trolling or lowkey coming for necks? Lmfao what is going on. I am so confused. I think I’m going through weed withdrawal 😭😂
After taking a sabbatical from here, I thought it'd be better to return with a bang. That's all. 🙂
Anyway, I'll only be around this weekend, before taking another break. So, expect me to make the most of it. 😄
Btw, I also had one for you but deemed it too lame, especially when compared to the ones I posted...
Just yesterday I surprised myself thinking that I was missing your sarcastic ass around the forums 😆
How insulting! It should have happened sooner... 😛
I beg forgiveness 😛
Just allow me to get my slipper... 😄
Hahaha I can see you haven’t changed a bit ;P
As if you'd ever want me to... 😛
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Never 😄
@pinkbird03 - "Chuck Roast ❤️"
"Omg is that truly how you feel?? I can totally relate lol. I feel the exact same way, and totally care about what you are saying 1000000 times more then what I'm about to say. Which is 10000000 times only about me with nothing to do with you. I would never do that. Or would I? Oh fuck, I just crated a paradox. ❤❤❤💦💦💦🍆"
@ItsSupes2 - "The percent increase from 1.6 to 2.4 is 50% "
@dilettante - "yes"
@Unwording - "No longer annoying"
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