@Gemitati
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Things DXP users would never say.. (Page 2)
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@Heartoftopazz "Not awkward"
@Gemitati "I only practice monogamy"
@DJ
My pussy is aching for some cock.
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
Miss Piggy ain’t got nothing on me!
Gobby - "I have never held a grudge against scorpio women because I was burned by one."
I want one
I’ve decided to dedicate the rest of my life to serving The Lord.
I want to have my breasts reduced to a B cup.
Wow! Where have you been??!!
Edited. I read it before seeing where it was posted, AGAIN 😅
Is Gobby trolling or lowkey coming for necks? Lmfao what is going on. I am so confused. I think I’m going through weed withdrawal 😭😂
After taking a sabbatical from here, I thought it'd be better to return with a bang. That's all. 🙂
Anyway, I'll only be around this weekend, before taking another break. So, expect me to make the most of it. 😄
Btw, I also had one for you but deemed it too lame, especially when compared to the ones I posted...
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Just yesterday I surprised myself thinking that I was missing your sarcastic ass around the forums 😆
Is Gobby trolling or lowkey coming for necks? Lmfao what is going on. I am so confused. I think I’m going through weed withdrawal 😭😂
After taking a sabbatical from here, I thought it'd be better to return with a bang. That's all. 🙂
Anyway, I'll only be around this weekend, before taking another break. So, expect me to make the most of it. 😄
Btw, I also had one for you but deemed it too lame, especially when compared to the ones I posted...
Just yesterday I surprised myself thinking that I was missing your sarcastic ass around the forums 😆
How insulting! It should have happened sooner... 😛
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I beg forgiveness 😛
Is Gobby trolling or lowkey coming for necks? Lmfao what is going on. I am so confused. I think I’m going through weed withdrawal 😭😂
After taking a sabbatical from here, I thought it'd be better to return with a bang. That's all. 🙂
Anyway, I'll only be around this weekend, before taking another break. So, expect me to make the most of it. 😄
Btw, I also had one for you but deemed it too lame, especially when compared to the ones I posted...
Just yesterday I surprised myself thinking that I was missing your sarcastic ass around the forums 😆
How insulting! It should have happened sooner... 😛
I beg forgiveness 😛
Just allow me to get my slipper... 😄
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Hahaha I can see you haven’t changed a bit ;P
Is Gobby trolling or lowkey coming for necks? Lmfao what is going on. I am so confused. I think I’m going through weed withdrawal 😭😂
After taking a sabbatical from here, I thought it'd be better to return with a bang. That's all. 🙂
Anyway, I'll only be around this weekend, before taking another break. So, expect me to make the most of it. 😄
Btw, I also had one for you but deemed it too lame, especially when compared to the ones I posted...
Just yesterday I surprised myself thinking that I was missing your sarcastic ass around the forums 😆
How insulting! It should have happened sooner... 😛
I beg forgiveness 😛
Just allow me to get my slipper... 😄
Hahaha I can see you haven’t changed a bit ;P
As if you'd ever want me to... 😛
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Never 😄
@pinkbird03 - "Chuck Roast ❤️"
"Omg is that truly how you feel?? I can totally relate lol. I feel the exact same way, and totally care about what you are saying 1000000 times more then what I'm about to say. Which is 10000000 times only about me with nothing to do with you. I would never do that. Or would I? Oh fuck, I just crated a paradox. ❤❤❤💦💦💦🍆"
@ItsSupes2 - "The percent increase from 1.6 to 2.4 is 50% "
@dilettante - "yes"
@Unwording - "No longer annoying"
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