@_Dazed
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Things DXP users would never say..
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@nikkistar - "Boobs are overrated."
@Dazed yes I agree with you 😛
@GemLover - "I got a job."
no I don't want to see a dick pic
@MoneyTreats - "@firebunny is my best friend."
@TheRabbit - "I'll have a Miller Lite draft and a shot of Fireball, please."
@the_baby_carrot - "My T levels are at an all time high."
@the_baby_carrot - Fanny Packs aren't cool
@_Dazed - Alcohol sucks
@TheRabbit - I wish I didn't poop so much.
@MoneyTreats - Firebunny is my idol and I want to be friends with him.
@Neno2 - I have never been stared at by a girl
@justagirl - Batman sucks
@tiziani - Olives are gross.
@brianafay - Capz are godz
@revenge - Kittens is smart and the best
@Lone-Wolf - Memes are stupid
@ram416 - Leeb moons aren't pot stirrers
@afternoondelights22 - I don't like DXP games
@Hapis - I think I will keep this username forever.
all the new users on DXP - Cancer man is the best
@starlord - "The advice you gave me worked so well. I'm glad I listened."
@Arielle83 - "#mycat"
@hollyhock - "Don't worry.. about a thing. 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
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@Nikkistar - "I will not eat this dead horse"
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@nikkistar - you didn't hear that from me
lol
@Nanobot - I have asymmetrical nostrils.
you will never hear Supes say: I hate Trump
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@Nanobot - I have asymmetrical nostrils.
@foxy77 I don't have almond shaped eyes 😆
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LOLOLOL
@nanobot - "I read a thread's entirety before commenting."
@MyStarsShine - "Neither CBD nor essential oils are as effective as vaccines."
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@MyStarsShine - "Neither CBD nor essential oils are as effective as vaccines."
So predictable 😆
@Ladynetpune - "I'm wrong"
@Prince_Pisces - "Uncircumcised cocks are the best ever."
Lol at this thread
@ItsSupes2 - "I have white male privilege."
@tiziani - "Enchiladas again? We just had those last night."
@GemLover - "Hitting a woman is a sign of a weak ass man."
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Scorpio board - "I just met this person and but I haven't considered getting their name tattooed on my genitals because I dont want to appear overzealous"
Side note: This is why I only date folks with short names.
@elllle - "No need for digestive biccies today. I'm as regular as the 3:10 to Yuma."
@therabbit “I really love bargain deli meat and cheap grocery store beer and government cheese”
@Romz- "The bouncer carded me at the club last night. Can you believe it?!"
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@saggurl88 I hate Seleukos
What? Why?
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Oh lol. I just saw the initial tag and was wondering what this was
Yes. My virtual hubby is missing and I miss him. 😢😭😩
@Hearttoftopazz
“Not my condolences”
“But you didn’t give it your all.”
“You’re welcome”
@Neno2 - Girl looked away for almost 3 seconds. She a lesbian? 😃 Discuss! 😃
@Firebunny - Mum please, Miss Philippines and I are just friends. 🙂
@Dreamyboy “Cap women at work are my new fave GOAT- climb that mountain babe”
@_Dazed “you got me with those receipts”
@Kittens “All Fire women are beautiful”
@Teena - "And..."
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@saggurl88 I hate Seleukos
What? Why?
*Edited.
Oh lol. I just saw the initial tag and was wondering what this was
Yes. My virtual hubby is missing and I miss him. 😢😭😩
LOL that probably looked weird as hell without having read the title. I started in this thread and couldn't stop, it was fun 😆
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I don’t mind lol.
I was just reading and realized how much people know about each other with this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justagirl - "Woof!"
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@starlord - "The advice you gave me worked so well. I'm glad I listened."
Was just reading a thread today that was posted and lol’ing
All us pathetic, desperate women. Help me please 🤓
@Smidge “my favorite foods are surf and turf”
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@saggurl88 I hate Seleukos
What? Why?
*Edited.
Oh lol. I just saw the initial tag and was wondering what this was
Yes. My virtual hubby is missing and I miss him. 😢😭😩
LOL that probably looked weird as hell without having read the title. I started in this thread and couldn't stop, it was fun 😆
I don’t mind lol.
I was just reading and realized how much people know about each other with this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yea, I also found that disturbing. Like why do I even know this? Why has my brain decided to retain this particular knowledge?
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Lol I’m pretty obnoxious with it
I thought something happened though and was like “oh no!” 😧
😂😂😂🤣🤣
Was ready with a listening 👂
🐸 ☕️
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@Dreamyboy “Cap women at work are my new fave GOAT- climb that mountain babe”
@_Dazed “you got me with those receipts”
@Kittens “All Fire women are beautiful”
Ewww no😂
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🤣🤣🤣 It’s what you would never say! 😝
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@Dreamyboy "Your butthole is not my McChicken."
I need to see the original source of this conversation..
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@GemLover - "I got a job."
Geez are you this bored kid? I see you brought out long time lurkers that haven't been posting lately.
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Bored? No. I don't have time to sit on the porch and look at my neighbors cows in a field.
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@GemLover - "I got a job."
Geez are you this bored kid? I see you brought out long time lurkers that haven't been posting lately.
Bored? No. I don't have time to sit on the porch and look at my neighbors cows in a field.
Hahahahahaha obviously you was bored as hell when you made this thread tagging me all up like a mad man desperate for my attention. And to brag about you got a job you sure make it appear to me like you ain't got one. I think I rather look at cows on a farm than look at you or any humans for that matter Hahahaha.
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Do you have SSI from age or disability?
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@GemLover - "I got a job."
Geez are you this bored kid? I see you brought out long time lurkers that haven't been posting lately.
Bored? No. I don't have time to sit on the porch and look at my neighbors cows in a field.
Oh and umm....yeah and one more thing. If it wasn't for me and other farmers there would never be any produce, dairy and meat here in America for y'all to consume. So like I would think you got me to thank for that.
And to get on your topic....now that's something you would never say.
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Soooo.. you're "working" and collecting SSI?
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@GemLover - "I got a job."
Geez are you this bored kid? I see you brought out long time lurkers that haven't been posting lately.
Bored? No. I don't have time to sit on the porch and look at my neighbors cows in a field.
Oh and umm....yeah and one more thing. If it wasn't for me and other farmers there would never be any produce, dairy and meat here in America for y'all to consume. So like I would think you got me to thank for that.
And to get on your topic....now that's something you would never say.
Soooo.. you're "working" and collecting SSI?
I am not collecting SSI. what ever gave you that idea? I don't even know what those initials stands for.
Like I told you. I'm retired. I can have my own lil gig on the side and still collect doe.
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What are you collecting?
@GemLover
I am a women beater and I am ignoring this fact.
And yes I am on SSD due to the mental condition.
Taurus woman is a product of my imagination and I am actually gay and I wish I was as young as Jed.
Gotcha!
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