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I'm so fucking depressed and sad. Sounds contradictive but those are the things I feel with some periods of hope inbetween.

I'm an ugly guy and I have a one year younger brother who is handsome as fuck, like a model. He hangs out with everyone I used to hang out with before my mental health deteriorated.

And now I found out he's dating the girl I've been in love with for years, probably the prettiest girl in town, the one I could never get with this insecurity, sensitive selfless personality and probably because of my looks alone.

Fuck fuck fuck - I don't know what to do. Life is so hard on me, I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

I'll try my best to overcome this. I'm not going to give up. At least I have a Capricorn moon (kidding)

"Stop pitying yourself and man up" I know I know.
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Posted by Noaddic

I'm so fucking depressed and sad. Sounds contradictive but those are the things I feel with some periods of hope inbetween.

I'm an ugly guy and I have a one year younger brother who is handsome as fuck, like a model. He hangs out with everyone I used to hang out with before my mental health deteriorated.

And now I found out he's dating the girl I've been in love with for years, probably the prettiest girl in town, the one I could never get with this insecurity, sensitive selfless personality and probably because of my looks alone.

Fuck fuck fuck - I don't know what to do. Life is so hard on me, I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

I'll try my best to overcome this. I'm not going to give up. At least I have a Capricorn moon (kidding)

"Stop pitying yourself and man up" I know I know.


what a conundrum - sadness/depression with a Cap Moon is defeating the purpose lol - yeah you know that ... stop focusing on the wrong things and focus on yourself - you are in competition with no one - shyte happens and we deal best we can until we figure out another way up and out - stop looking into the darkness for a light at the end of the tunnel to just appear - you may need to walk that tunnel a bit and it may not be pretty but eventually the train will come
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I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

how did you arrive to that conclusion?

what if you're hitler's reincarnation?

I demand answers
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This is coincidental and funny as fck as I used to think that as a child. That perhaps I was Hitler's reincarnation to deserve this.
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Posted by Noaddic

I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

how did you arrive to that conclusion?

what if you're hitler's reincarnation?

I demand answers


This is coincidental and funny as fck as I used to jokingly think that as a child. That perhaps I was Hitler's reincarnation to deserve this.
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Posted by Noaddic

I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

how did you arrive to that conclusion?

what if you're hitler's reincarnation?

I demand answers


This is coincidental and funny as fck as I used to think that as a child. That perhaps I was Hitler's reincarnation to deserve this.
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right? I bet that 99% of cap mooners do think that at least once in their life time, it comes as a "perk" but hey we also have.... we are.... ah whatever....

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I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

how did you arrive to that conclusion?

what if you're hitler's reincarnation?

I demand answers


This is coincidental and funny as fck as I used to think that as a child. That perhaps I was Hitler's reincarnation to deserve this.

right? I bet that 99% of cap mooners do think that at least once in their life time, it comes as a "perk" but hey we also have.... we are.... ah whatever....

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LOL - I never knew about Hitler astrologically until I discovered the coincidence on DXP - so it never crossed my mind - LOL
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does he know that?


About the girl? No and I won't let him know. I don't want him to stop that for me.


it’s up to you, but I would tell. in my 23 years of existence I’ve found that being honest to others and to yourself often takes away a massive amount of pain.
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I don't know. I'm also afraid he might be annoyed if I told him. Plus if he tells her what I told him she would find me weird af. Imagine if she tells her friends (who know mine).

But it would hurt so much if I would have to face them being together and stuff. What would you have done?
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You have to reverse your way of thinking. You have the stinking-thinking syndrome 😞. There is only one of you. For that reason ALONE, you are incredible ♥️ Take heart and STOP destroying yourself with self-hating, toxic thoughts. You will be NO GOOD to anyone who wants to love you, if you continue this way. Be purposeful and make the decision to change your mind. Find books on personal affirmations, character building, etc.

There are a lot of ugly people in this world who appear to be "gentle on the eyes". STOP comparing yourself to others. Take a personality test and bring the amazing gifts, talents, you have, to light and start FOCUSING on that, to help build your confidence. Start putting yourself first and forget putting yourself down.
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Dear, you are probably not giving yourself enough credit. Everyone has different looks, and everyone has beauty to them. It is easy to be hard on ourselves and pick out all of our flaws, but I challenge you to choose 3 things about your appearance you like and refine those areas. If you want to be more handsome, take more time for yourself and love yourself. If you dont love yourself, how do you expect anyone else to? It is a fair question I had to pose to myself even. When you get some self love and confidence, i think you will find your attractiveness has increased. Try your best not to compare yourself to others, tho having a brother that close in age can be hard in that respect. Focus on yourself and not what hes doing or who he is seeing. Act like you have blinders on and set some goals for yourself, the more you grow, the healthier people you will start attracting to yourself as well. Or at least a better radar for those who are not of pure intention. Approach everything with love, hope and respect, and i guarantee that in itself is very sexy.



Best wishes dude. I know its rough out there but keep your chin up. Put one foot in front of the other and make baby steps. Set small goals for yourself so you are always moving forward. Try to make time for creative release if you can! It sounds like you have a lot of emotions you could channel into something creative maybe.
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I'm so fucking depressed and sad. Sounds contradictive but those are the things I feel with some periods of hope inbetween.

I'm an ugly guy and I have a one year younger brother who is handsome as fuck, like a model. He hangs out with everyone I used to hang out with before my mental health deteriorated.

And now I found out he's dating the girl I've been in love with for years, probably the prettiest girl in town, the one I could never get with this insecurity, sensitive selfless personality and probably because of my looks alone.

Fuck fuck fuck - I don't know what to do. Life is so hard on me, I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

I'll try my best to overcome this. I'm not going to give up. At least I have a Capricorn moon (kidding)

"Stop pitying yourself and man up" I know I know.


awh that's pretty tough finding out someone close to you is dating someone you love or like or whatever anyone would be cut up about that...



But just for reference this is a male model

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I doubt your bro looks as good as the above ...and unless he looks like this or better pssst ....nope not a male model

And if he looks like that AND he has the personality depth ...can connect humbly with people etc I MEAN WHO WOULD NOT WANT HIM ..so don't be mad ...

YOU DO DESERVE BETTER ...waay better ...you deserve someone even better than yourself ....

But i have a feeling that when you feel bad things .....the 'negative want to kick the shit out of yourself' part of yourself feeds on that cruelty..

Anyway ...if all those people didn't hang around with you after you had bad times etc or had bad mental health....well they are fuck all as friends tbh ....so maybe your bro is NOT so lucky as you think.

And i think you are over estimating the good looks of your bro ....i mean does he have abs pecks back arms over 6'2 perfect skin 24 hrs etc?? I MEAN STANDARDS FOR MODEL ARE HIGH
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Lol you picked a model that looks like him. He's 6'5 and I'm 6' and he has the muscle and perfect skin.
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Stop jerking off and start exercising.


@OP

This is the best advice of the thread. Countless non conventionally beautiful ppl managed to raise their worth in the gym.

I mean, you go to the gym and theres ripped Quasimodo's farting biologically hazardeous gases everywhere.




ripped quasimodos .lol...and do you know he was a shallow thing ...he wanted like he prettiest girl in the town ..not the smartest ..not the nicest etc ....he was all about the boobs ...and all he does is LUST for her in his own words

not impressed with him
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Cap moon by and large is a definition of shallow. No offense 😀
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Posted by DrinkWater

Stop jerking off and start exercising.


@OP

This is the best advice of the thread. Countless non conventionally beautiful ppl managed to raise their worth in the gym.

I mean, you go to the gym and theres ripped Quasimodo's farting biologically hazardeous gases everywhere.




ripped quasimodos .lol...and do you know he was a shallow thing ...he wanted like he prettiest girl in the town ..not the smartest ..not the nicest etc ....he was all about the boobs ...and all he does is LUST for her in his own words

not impressed with him


Cap moon by and large is a definition of shallow. No offense 😀


exsqqqueezzzze me! Hmm i better be less shallow so 😉
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I admit its a generalization that might not fit best with your internet persona, but oh well.....i have my rl experiences that ill take over anyones internet personality.
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I'm so fucking depressed and sad. Sounds contradictive but those are the things I feel with some periods of hope inbetween.

I'm an ugly guy and I have a one year younger brother who is handsome as fuck, like a model. He hangs out with everyone I used to hang out with before my mental health deteriorated.

And now I found out he's dating the girl I've been in love with for years, probably the prettiest girl in town, the one I could never get with this insecurity, sensitive selfless personality and probably because of my looks alone.

Fuck fuck fuck - I don't know what to do. Life is so hard on me, I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

I'll try my best to overcome this. I'm not going to give up. At least I have a Capricorn moon (kidding)

"Stop pitying yourself and man up" I know I know.


Self medicate with some Charles Bukowski.

Cherry picking is for the birds....
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lol i only read "bludni sin" (idk english title) and for all i remember that book will just make him more depressed. 😂😂😂 or at the very least he will have to read 300 depressed pages until it gets better 😇
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Posted by Noaddic

I'm so fucking depressed and sad. Sounds contradictive but those are the things I feel with some periods of hope inbetween.

I'm an ugly guy and I have a one year younger brother who is handsome as fuck, like a model. He hangs out with everyone I used to hang out with before my mental health deteriorated.

And now I found out he's dating the girl I've been in love with for years, probably the prettiest girl in town, the one I could never get with this insecurity, sensitive selfless personality and probably because of my looks alone.

Fuck fuck fuck - I don't know what to do. Life is so hard on me, I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

I'll try my best to overcome this. I'm not going to give up. At least I have a Capricorn moon (kidding)

"Stop pitying yourself and man up" I know I know.


Self medicate with some Charles Bukowski.

Cherry picking is for the birds....


lol i only read "bludni sin" (idk english title) and for all i remember that book will just make him more depressed. 😂😂😂 or at the very least he will have to read 300 depressed pages until it gets better 😇


You people are too sensitive lmao.

What is more real than life itself? I find people who claim to have a right on happiness and deserve it, idiotic. Simplistic and one dimensional.

Happiness/Love are Fragments at Best. Not a constant State. Sorry I am rating lol 😂
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Okay, calm down, i didnt say any of that. I just think that maybe for a person who requires fixing right away Bukowski might not be best. But i do agree that over the long term the no mucking about realism of his would be okay for such a person, primarily to not give af so much.
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Posted by Noaddic

I'm so fucking depressed and sad. Sounds contradictive but those are the things I feel with some periods of hope inbetween.

I'm an ugly guy and I have a one year younger brother who is handsome as fuck, like a model. He hangs out with everyone I used to hang out with before my mental health deteriorated.

And now I found out he's dating the girl I've been in love with for years, probably the prettiest girl in town, the one I could never get with this insecurity, sensitive selfless personality and probably because of my looks alone.

Fuck fuck fuck - I don't know what to do. Life is so hard on me, I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

I'll try my best to overcome this. I'm not going to give up. At least I have a Capricorn moon (kidding)

"Stop pitying yourself and man up" I know I know.


Self medicate with some Charles Bukowski.

Cherry picking is for the birds....


lol i only read "bludni sin" (idk english title) and for all i remember that book will just make him more depressed. 😂😂😂 or at the very least he will have to read 300 depressed pages until it gets better 😇


You people are too sensitive lmao.

What is more real than life itself? I find people who claim to have a right on happiness and deserve it, idiotic. Simplistic and one dimensional.

Happiness/Love are Fragments at Best. Not a constant State. Sorry I am rating lol 😂


Okay, calm down, i didnt say any of that. I just think that maybe for a person who requires fixing right away Bukowski might not be best. But i do agree that over the long term the no mucking about realism of his would be okay for such a person, primarily to not give af so much.


No instant fixes out there... Imo the sooner you come to terms with where you stand the easier the transition will be. But yeahhhh 🤷
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Are his others books similar?

I read ham in the rye when i was 13 or something, way too soon to grasp it 100% ....the book cover had 80's women in lingerie on it which made me curious. 😇
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I'm so fucking depressed and sad. Sounds contradictive but those are the things I feel with some periods of hope inbetween.

I'm an ugly guy and I have a one year younger brother who is handsome as fuck, like a model. He hangs out with everyone I used to hang out with before my mental health deteriorated.

And now I found out he's dating the girl I've been in love with for years, probably the prettiest girl in town, the one I could never get with this insecurity, sensitive selfless personality and probably because of my looks alone.

Fuck fuck fuck - I don't know what to do. Life is so hard on me, I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

I'll try my best to overcome this. I'm not going to give up. At least I have a Capricorn moon (kidding)

"Stop pitying yourself and man up" I know I know.


Self medicate with some Charles Bukowski.

Cherry picking is for the birds....


lol i only read "bludni sin" (idk english title) and for all i remember that book will just make him more depressed. 😂😂😂 or at the very least he will have to read 300 depressed pages until it gets better 😇


You people are too sensitive lmao.

What is more real than life itself? I find people who claim to have a right on happiness and deserve it, idiotic. Simplistic and one dimensional.

Happiness/Love are Fragments at Best. Not a constant State. Sorry I am rating lol 😂


Okay, calm down, i didnt say any of that. I just think that maybe for a person who requires fixing right away Bukowski might not be best. But i do agree that over the long term the no mucking about realism of his would be okay for such a person, primarily to not give af so much.


No instant fixes out there... Imo the sooner you come to terms with where you stand the easier the transition will be. But yeahhhh 🤷


Are his others books similar?

I read ham in the rye when i was 13 or something, way too soon to grasp it 100% ....the book cover had 80's women in lingerie on it which made me curious. 😇


Lmao. I can just imagine you at 13, alcoholic, Smoking and on your third nasty divorce contemplating life.

Prob thought you got yourself some soft porn lit 😂😂😂

Well, yes there is a red thread in his work which essentially is his " style ".

You could check out his poetry, just as readable as his novels/essays/musings.

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I hate poetry. Prose is okay, can be even great, but poetry....omg...the feeling i get when i think of poets is the same that i get when i think of sculptors, that theyre both stealing oxygen!!!

And yes to thinking it was soft porn! I remember a text from that book, sex scene in some car iirc..... I remember that only because i think that was one of my first erections! 😂😂😂
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I'm so fucking depressed and sad. Sounds contradictive but those are the things I feel with some periods of hope inbetween.

I'm an ugly guy and I have a one year younger brother who is handsome as fuck, like a model. He hangs out with everyone I used to hang out with before my mental health deteriorated.

And now I found out he's dating the girl I've been in love with for years, probably the prettiest girl in town, the one I could never get with this insecurity, sensitive selfless personality and probably because of my looks alone.

Fuck fuck fuck - I don't know what to do. Life is so hard on me, I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

I'll try my best to overcome this. I'm not going to give up. At least I have a Capricorn moon (kidding)

"Stop pitying yourself and man up" I know I know.


Self medicate with some Charles Bukowski.

Cherry picking is for the birds....


lol i only read "bludni sin" (idk english title) and for all i remember that book will just make him more depressed. 😂😂😂 or at the very least he will have to read 300 depressed pages until it gets better 😇


You people are too sensitive lmao.

What is more real than life itself? I find people who claim to have a right on happiness and deserve it, idiotic. Simplistic and one dimensional.

Happiness/Love are Fragments at Best. Not a constant State. Sorry I am rating lol 😂


Okay, calm down, i didnt say any of that. I just think that maybe for a person who requires fixing right away Bukowski might not be best. But i do agree that over the long term the no mucking about realism of his would be okay for such a person, primarily to not give af so much.


No instant fixes out there... Imo the sooner you come to terms with where you stand the easier the transition will be. But yeahhhh 🤷


Are his others books similar?

I read ham in the rye when i was 13 or something, way too soon to grasp it 100% ....the book cover had 80's women in lingerie on it which made me curious. 😇


Lmao. I can just imagine you at 13, alcoholic, Smoking and on your third nasty divorce contemplating life.

Prob thought you got yourself some soft porn lit 😂😂😂

Well, yes there is a red thread in his work which essentially is his " style ".

You could check out his poetry, just as readable as his novels/essays/musings.




I hate poetry. Prose is okay, can be even great, but poetry....omg...the feeling i get when i think of poets is the same that i get when i think of sculptors, that theyre both stealing oxygen!!!

And yes to thinking it was soft porn! I remember a text from that book, sex scene in some car iirc..... I remember that only because i think that was one of my first erections! 😂😂😂


Now just how do you throw sculptors in this mix— I wanna drag you by the ear to see our famous collection in Vienna...www.khm.at

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Violence doesnt solve anything 😂😂😂 you should know that by committing a violent and not to mention atrocious act of bullying over my ears wont make me love sculptors any more. 😇
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I'm so fucking depressed and sad. Sounds contradictive but those are the things I feel with some periods of hope inbetween.

I'm an ugly guy and I have a one year younger brother who is handsome as fuck, like a model. He hangs out with everyone I used to hang out with before my mental health deteriorated.

And now I found out he's dating the girl I've been in love with for years, probably the prettiest girl in town, the one I could never get with this insecurity, sensitive selfless personality and probably because of my looks alone.

Fuck fuck fuck - I don't know what to do. Life is so hard on me, I feel like I deserved better. To be different from this piece of shit I was doomed to be and have become. And for all of my life seeing my brother be and live the life I want.

I'll try my best to overcome this. I'm not going to give up. At least I have a Capricorn moon (kidding)

"Stop pitying yourself and man up" I know I know.


Self medicate with some Charles Bukowski.

Cherry picking is for the birds....


lol i only read "bludni sin" (idk english title) and for all i remember that book will just make him more depressed. 😂😂😂 or at the very least he will have to read 300 depressed pages until it gets better 😇


You people are too sensitive lmao.

What is more real than life itself? I find people who claim to have a right on happiness and deserve it, idiotic. Simplistic and one dimensional.

Happiness/Love are Fragments at Best. Not a constant State. Sorry I am rating lol 😂


Okay, calm down, i didnt say any of that. I just think that maybe for a person who requires fixing right away Bukowski might not be best. But i do agree that over the long term the no mucking about realism of his would be okay for such a person, primarily to not give af so much.


No instant fixes out there... Imo the sooner you come to terms with where you stand the easier the transition will be. But yeahhhh 🤷


Are his others books similar?

I read ham in the rye when i was 13 or something, way too soon to grasp it 100% ....the book cover had 80's women in lingerie on it which made me curious. 😇


Lmao. I can just imagine you at 13, alcoholic, Smoking and on your third nasty divorce contemplating life.

Prob thought you got yourself some soft porn lit 😂😂😂

Well, yes there is a red thread in his work which essentially is his " style ".

You could check out his poetry, just as readable as his novels/essays/musings.




I hate poetry. Prose is okay, can be even great, but poetry....omg...the feeling i get when i think of poets is the same that i get when i think of sculptors, that theyre both stealing oxygen!!!

And yes to thinking it was soft porn! I remember a text from that book, sex scene in some car iirc..... I remember that only because i think that was one of my first erections! 😂😂😂


Now just how do you throw sculptors in this mix— I wanna drag you by the ear to see our famous collection in Vienna...www.khm.at

....


Violence doesnt solve anything 😂😂😂 you should know that by committing a violent and not to mention atrocious act of bullying over my ears wont make me love sculptors any more. 😇


As a fellow (albeit West) slav this should be a piece of cake for you.

Good day, sir.🕵️

Ps: I shall tag you in my Art thread for my own pleasure 😂😂😂
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60% -80% of all guys are average looking but would easily get more attention if they lift weights and dress well. So unless you are deformed you are just loathing yourself.

Just lift weights man. Exercise is just as effective as medication so you take care of your depression.

Read this:

http://rosstraining.com/blog/2009/12/04/iron-and-the-soul-by-henry-rollins/





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Good job OP. You got all the water sign bishes up in her trying to "Captain Save a Hoe" you. This is how you grease the wheels to slide into those dms. I love Pisces. 😂😂


For real this made me laugh hard. Nice 🙂

I mean for real, I was about 5 seconds away from offering you some sympathy p*ssy my damn self. That was a legit sob story, and you know Pisces can't resist the urge to cape. 😂😂
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Damn we're slick.
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Mr_Pinchy
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8 Years5,000+ Posts

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Posted by NemDeux

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

LMAO i went to check the dudes pic and lol, cradle robbery in progress in this thread, call 911 and child services 😂😂😂


I'm trying to ship here soooo please close the door gently on your way out. Tsk
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Bruh my fam is in the maritime industry, i can get you a good deal on shipping rates !!! Call now 1-800-SoftSkin.
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Mr_Pinchy
@Mr_Pinchy
8 Years5,000+ Posts

Comments: 1068 · Posts: 5048 · Topics: 2
Posted by NemDeux

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by NemDeux

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

LMAO i went to check the dudes pic and lol, cradle robbery in progress in this thread, call 911 and child services 😂😂😂


I'm trying to ship here soooo please close the door gently on your way out. Tsk


Bruh my fam is in the maritime industry, i can get you a good deal on shipping rates !!! Call now 1-800-SoftSkin.


I know it's not obvious... but i'm a natural = pisces. Shipping biz in my veins....

SoftSkin though— LMAO.

Over and out for now. Gotta skedaddle. Do not interfere here.

😂😂😂😂
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Weve upgraded out services package to cater to the prevalent age of customers on here, so from now on call 1-800-SoftSkin4OldHagz

😂😂😂
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Mr_Pinchy
@Mr_Pinchy
8 Years5,000+ Posts

Comments: 1068 · Posts: 5048 · Topics: 2
Posted by NemDeux

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by NemDeux

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by NemDeux

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

LMAO i went to check the dudes pic and lol, cradle robbery in progress in this thread, call 911 and child services 😂😂😂


I'm trying to ship here soooo please close the door gently on your way out. Tsk


Bruh my fam is in the maritime industry, i can get you a good deal on shipping rates !!! Call now 1-800-SoftSkin.


I know it's not obvious... but i'm a natural = pisces. Shipping biz in my veins....

SoftSkin though— LMAO.

Over and out for now. Gotta skedaddle. Do not interfere here.

😂😂😂😂


Weve upgraded out services package to cater to the prevalent age of customers on here, so from now on call 1-800-SoftSkin4OldHagz

😂😂😂


Scottish accent: yer ol' basterd!
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Hardcore Scottish accent: aye, lass am ol derty bastard! 😂😂