WHY ARE KIDS SO FREAKING ANNOYING?

I don’t know why my desire to have so many children in the future is so strong when I can’t even tolerate my husband’s 4 year old niece. Sure she’s cute and says all the adorable right things like I’m her favorite princess. She even bullies my husband which comes in handy when he annoys me. But goodness she can get so freaking clingy. I will be in the bathroom and she will bang the door with all her heart out waiting for me to come out. LIKE CHILL I’M NOT EVEN YOUR MOM. I become a sloth when I come home from work and just cannot bother to keep up with her energy that could freaking fuel a space shuttle.

I grew up in a small family with not much exposure to baby cousins and babies in general which is why I crave to have a big family of my own one day but I’m starting to think I just find babies between 3 - 12 months cute and everything that comes before and after that just requires inhumane amounts of tolerance.

Can we not use small children as a renewable source of energy? I get the whole no child labor thing but they truly do need an outlet and we could really use it to our advantage. Maybe like a ball pit that absorbs their energies?

Posted by FactCheck

Dont give it sugar. Give it youtube.

IT doesn’t even need sugar to be hyper!!! I personally think constant technology like ipads and TVs in front of their faces at that age is really bad for them but I understand why parents do it, it’s like a free nanny.

Posted by Black-Mamba

do what most Americans do with their kids, give her drugs until she's a lifeless robot

That is actually very dark. I’d actually feel extremely bad if I guided an youth astray. Besides with time they’ll eventually do it themselves.

Idk it’s all so very conflicting!! They make my blood boil but they’re also so emotionally manipulting with their cute and sweetness it just HURTS MY HEAD!!

I love kids❤️.

Posted by Phantum

I love kids. When a kid bullies you, you have to show them who is boss. Bully back. Like this.

Amateur. More like...



...😏

Posted by Devil

Less annoying than adults imo.

ABSOLUTELY. When I’m stuck in an environment outside my home where I’m forced to interact with some of the most vile adults or vile kids, I will always choose the vile kids.

Well if you don't have a kid your true environmentalist by not leaving more carbon foot print so theres that

Much more fun than adults and not as fake as adults...

Posted by Prince_Pisces

LOL! Girl, I can't even remember my sisters kids names as we speak. I remember one of them hugged me once and I was mortified. I can't handle children for more than five minutes.

I used to be like this when I was younger 😂🤣🤣😭

Get it off me! Get it off me!!

But...I've changed so much. Now I'm more receptive 🤦🏾‍♂️

My husband doesn’t want to play with her and constantly dumps her on me whilst he goes and plays video games. How do I get rid of her without having to be super mean to her??

Children don't have a true conciousness. They rely 100% on their subconscious. Because of that they can easily be annoying to 90% of adults who have a fully developed conscious. Kids can't truly see wrong, and their view of the world is like a cartoon imo. Most people will always find kids annoying, unless they are your own lol. In that case you will likely love them no matter how much they piss you off at times lmao!

Maybe it’s just the Aries in me but I truly enjoy kids who are expressive and just being themselves.

Kids ability to form social bonds with people other than their parents are key skills they require to form bonds as they grow older, they choose people they’re comfortable with and test all sorts of aspects of communication.

So when a little gremlin chooses your, you’re in a way lucky 🍀 nexuses children choose people the can sense are soft natures or true worthy or have a quality in them they can rely on.

My precious jammed her thumb in the door just before we went into the ransacked supermarket about 20 minutes ago. That was fun.

HELP ME GOD. My husband’s sister and niece were supposed to have left last week but their flights got cancelled and pushed back another month or so. I DON’T THINK I WILL SURVIVE BEING IN QUARANTINE WITH THEM. My husband’s niece is so incredibly annoying, she refuses to leave me and my husband’s bed. She doesn’t listen to her mom. She’s obviously gonna grow up to be dangerous.

Posted by SassyKiwi

HELP ME GOD. My husband’s sister and niece were supposed to have left last week but their flights got cancelled and pushed back another month or so. I DON’T THINK I WILL SURVIVE BEING IN QUARANTINE WITH THEM. My husband’s niece is so incredibly annoying, she refuses to leave me and my husband’s bed. She doesn’t listen to her mom. She’s obviously gonna grow up to be dangerous.

Watch Bluey - Gecko episode on iview. Thank me later. 😁