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Zodiac Signs as Teachers
Agree or disagree?
Agree or disagree?
Geometry? Lol, no thanks.
Posted by CuddleBug1288
Geometry? Lol, no thanks.
That's the point. Sag teaches geometry but talks about history, art, literature, theater, science, etc. Everything except what you really need them to focus on.
Posted by newtothisPosted by CuddleBug1288
Geometry? Lol, no thanks.
That's the point. Sag teaches geometry but talks about history, art, literature, theater, science, etc. Everything except what you really need them to focus on.click to expand
I understood your point but in what universe would us Sags be hired for a mathematics class was my point lol. Wouldn't matter the subject anywho but yeah yeah, we ramble ššš¼šš»āāļø
Posted by PezRojoPescadoAzul
I had a number of teachers that were clearly high on something everyday. Weed, coke, pills, whatever. A friend of mine said he saw one of my high school Spanish teachers coming out of a crack/coke house once, which explains a lot lol
I wonder what their signs were
lol if I were a teacher, I would too
Posted by GhostOfKuromiPosted by cerseiPosted by GhostOfKuromi
What sign teaches PE and fucks the students?
Unfortunate to say my middle school PE teacher was arrested for dating a student. I just looked him up. Apparently heās a Sagittarius.
That day was crazy, I still remember it. The cops came to the school and everything. All the kids made guesses of what was going on. For months it was already rumored this girl was dating the teacher. But I and most ppl thought it was just rumors, since she was so close to the teacher.
Turned out to be true. I know the girl, she was in my grade and was the pretty popular girl.
Mine wasnāt arrested
But he made us do a lot of thrusting drills
They were both ugly from what I rememberclick to expand
That's terrible.
I remember I had a middle school teacher who was a wanted man out of Pennsylvania. I didn't find that out until many years later. His face was even all on billboards across Texas. Probably all over the world for all I know. Dude was wanted for murder. He fled his state to teach us. Wow and he was a nice guy I'd wouldn't think would commit such a horrific crime. All that time we had a murderer teaching us small kids. It's unfortunate I don't know his sign. I was no where near into astrology as a small child and never bothered looking into it when my astrology interest began.
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I remember I had a middle school teacher who was a wanted man out of Pennsylvania. I didn't find that out until many years later. His face was even all on billboards across Texas. Probably all over the world for all I know. Dude was wanted for murder. He fled his state to teach us. Wow and he was a nice guy I'd wouldn't think would commit such a horrific crime. All that time we had a murderer teaching us small kids. It's unfortunate I don't know his sign. I was no where near into astrology as a small child and never bothered looking into it when my astrology interest began.
And just for the hell of it I tried googling my teacher and found he's somewhere in the Houston area if that's the right one lol.
Posted by DanWard84Posted by newtothis
Every once in a while, I think it is fun to "cast" the zodiac signs:
Aries- Their storytelling techniques are so good, you do not even realize they are lecturing. Aries will roasts the kids. The kids roast back. It's all in fun. Nothing is ever too serious, even when tough subjects are brought up. Teaches evening courses at a community college.
Taurus- There is structure, discipline, and education. Taurus used to teach Latin at an all boys/girls Catholic school. You might not like them, but by God you know the subject. Teaches summer school and Saturday school. Has the highest test scores in the district.
Gemini- Their classroom is fun, chill, laid back, and open. Anything goes. On Monday, you will be rigid and stern. Taco Tuesday. Emotional Wednesdays. Movie Fridays. Or maybe Taco Thursday, or Movie Monday. Never really know what's going on. Gemini teaches English you think? Maybe science? Doesn't matter, Gemini stopped testing a while ago because they get bored grading them. Ends up spilling ALL the teacher drama.
Cancer- The guidance counselor. Warm, kind, and has snacks on good days. Tells you everything you are doing wrong in your life on bad days. They will cry with you and give you a hug. Regardless, very helpful and you come out a better person.
Leo- The gossipy teacher. How does a teacher know so much about the student drama? Thinks Kate was better for Derek than Brittany. What is the beef Leo has with the Libra? Why is Leo telling students about their divorce settlement? Has great theatrical productions and raising a ton of money for the school.
Virgo- Shows educational videos and interviews of famous mathematicians, authors, business titans, etc. that they think are super fascinating. The kids fall asleep. Eats lentil soup and wheat crackers at their desk during lunch while helping students.
Libra- Equally gives both sides of every theory (evolution vs creation; conservative vs liberal; etc.) Always dressed to the nines, the Leo teacher does not like them for some reason. Always late. Brings donuts on Fridays.
Scorpio- Goes from 0 to 100 in six seconds. Has a personal vendetta against some students and will make your life living hell. Is only a teacher for the summers off. Stirs the pot between Libra and Leo just for fun.
Sagittarius- While talking about Biden, Sag starts comparing them to the Carter years. Then starts comparing Delaware and Georgia. Did you know Delaware was the first state? Sag starts talking about how they visited both DE and GA back in the 1980's. This leads to a fascinating tale about Geraldine Ferraro and how she was first female VP candidate in 1984. Did you know Barbara Bush called her a b-tch? Barbara also did not like Melania, Jill did like Melania. Rosalynn liked everybody. Oh wait, the bell rank before Sag could even start teaching their subject- geometry.
Capricorn- At the beginning of the semester, Cap is strict. They teach the weed out class, after all. Towards the end, you realize they really care, but you will have to work for an A. Thinks the drama between the Leo and the Libra is unprofessional. Why can't they be more like the Taurus.
Aquarius- Aloof. Students aren't quite sure what to think of them. Teaches on an abstract level way beyond actual student comprehension (think of reading Proust freshman year). Likes the Socratic method because they belief being articulate is the most valuable skill in life. Why are they teaching high school?
Pisces- Everything was going so well in class, they were chill until one weekend. On Monday they came in a different person and started showing sad romantic movies. All you know is something went down at a concert. Think Molly Shannon in Wet Hot American Summer.
Brilliant! Very creative šclick to expand
Thanks! Is it accurate?
There's noway a Taurus be teaching summer school and saturdays ... it's their time to chillš
Posted by TxOgal
There's noway a Taurus be teaching summer school and saturdays ... it's their time to chillš
Nope, education takes no time of says the Taurus
Posted by DanWard84Posted by newtothis
Every once in a while, I think it is fun to "cast" the zodiac signs:
Aries- Their storytelling techniques are so good, you do not even realize they are lecturing. Aries will roasts the kids. The kids roast back. It's all in fun. Nothing is ever too serious, even when tough subjects are brought up. Teaches evening courses at a community college.
Taurus- There is structure, discipline, and education. Taurus used to teach Latin at an all boys/girls Catholic school. You might not like them, but by God you know the subject. Teaches summer school and Saturday school. Has the highest test scores in the district.
Gemini- Their classroom is fun, chill, laid back, and open. Anything goes. On Monday, you will be rigid and stern. Taco Tuesday. Emotional Wednesdays. Movie Fridays. Or maybe Taco Thursday, or Movie Monday. Never really know what's going on. Gemini teaches English you think? Maybe science? Doesn't matter, Gemini stopped testing a while ago because they get bored grading them. Ends up spilling ALL the teacher drama.
Cancer- The guidance counselor. Warm, kind, and has snacks on good days. Tells you everything you are doing wrong in your life on bad days. They will cry with you and give you a hug. Regardless, very helpful and you come out a better person.
Leo- The gossipy teacher. How does a teacher know so much about the student drama? Thinks Kate was better for Derek than Brittany. What is the beef Leo has with the Libra? Why is Leo telling students about their divorce settlement? Has great theatrical productions and raising a ton of money for the school.
Virgo- Shows educational videos and interviews of famous mathematicians, authors, business titans, etc. that they think are super fascinating. The kids fall asleep. Eats lentil soup and wheat crackers at their desk during lunch while helping students.
Libra- Equally gives both sides of every theory (evolution vs creation; conservative vs liberal; etc.) Always dressed to the nines, the Leo teacher does not like them for some reason. Always late. Brings donuts on Fridays.
Scorpio- Goes from 0 to 100 in six seconds. Has a personal vendetta against some students and will make your life living hell. Is only a teacher for the summers off. Stirs the pot between Libra and Leo just for fun.
Sagittarius- While talking about Biden, Sag starts comparing them to the Carter years. Then starts comparing Delaware and Georgia. Did you know Delaware was the first state? Sag starts talking about how they visited both DE and GA back in the 1980's. This leads to a fascinating tale about Geraldine Ferraro and how she was first female VP candidate in 1984. Did you know Barbara Bush called her a b-tch? Barbara also did not like Melania, Jill did like Melania. Rosalynn liked everybody. Oh wait, the bell rank before Sag could even start teaching their subject- geometry.
Capricorn- At the beginning of the semester, Cap is strict. They teach the weed out class, after all. Towards the end, you realize they really care, but you will have to work for an A. Thinks the drama between the Leo and the Libra is unprofessional. Why can't they be more like the Taurus.
Aquarius- Aloof. Students aren't quite sure what to think of them. Teaches on an abstract level way beyond actual student comprehension (think of reading Proust freshman year). Likes the Socratic method because they belief being articulate is the most valuable skill in life. Why are they teaching high school?
Pisces- Everything was going so well in class, they were chill until one weekend. On Monday they came in a different person and started showing sad romantic movies. All you know is something went down at a concert. Think Molly Shannon in Wet Hot American Summer.
Brilliant! Very creative šclick to expand
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Libra- Equally gives both sides of every theory (evolution vs creation; conservative vs liberal; etc.) Always dressed to the nines, the Leo teacher does not like them for some reason. Always late. Brings donuts on Fridays.
Scorpio- Goes from 0 to 100 in six seconds. Has a personal vendetta against some students and will make your life living hell. Is only a teacher for the summers off. Stirs the pot between Libra and Leo just for fun.
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