Zodiac Signs on a Road Trip

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by newtothis on Monday, November 29, 2021 and has 37 replies.

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6 Years

This is what each Zodiac sign is like on a road trip:

Aries- "why are we going so sloooooooowww?" "UP YOURS, JACKASS!" Spends their entire paycheck on useless stuff. It's okay, life is about experiences! Carpe Diem!

Taurus- Packs plenty of snacks, suggests stopping at a local restaurant in every town to "really get the feel." Chill, but organized.

Gemini- When discussing the trip, they plan to drive, pack snacks, the route, etc. When the day of comes, they need to stop for an oil change, break change, and tire rotation. They forget to pack snacks because they got involved in drama beforehand. You will hear all about it as they drive terribly and play music wayyyy too loud. Makes new friends and forgets about you. "BEST TRIP EVER!"

Cancer- Ends up crying because they can't handle heavy traffic on the interstate. Drives slow, but listens to your every word. Makes gourmet sandwiches for the trip so you do not have to stop so much.

Leo- Pays for everything because they flex like that. Ends up flirting with a guy/girl out of their league. Ghosts them. Tries to reenter their life months later. Posts on social media more than talking to the people they are with.

Virgo- Downloads six books on Audible to listen to. Thinks it is a good idea to stop at historical markers. Nitpicks the food and the cleanliness at the restaurants, hotels, and gas stations though.

Libra- This is your grandmothers road trip in the best sense of the term. Every dinner is formal and elegant. Every conversations with a stranger is witty and insightful. The hotel is out of this world. Somehow they only paid $ 100 for everything, too.

Scorpio- They pick the destination. They drive. They pick the Air BnB/hotel. They pick the restaurants. Ends up online stalking every person they come in contact with. Knowledge is power and you never know when you might need to use it.

Sagittarius- Fun, but disorganized, stressful, and talks too much. They end up making you out to be the bad guy if you do not want to do what they want to do.

Capricorn- Prints out a laminated hour by hour itinerary for the group to follow. Yes, even Capricorn men become clipboard moms on road trips.

Aquarius- No rush to get anywhere, the journey is half the fun. You will have the weirdest, coolest, and most memorial road trip ever. At the same time, it is super chill.

Pisces- Ends up meeting a guy/girl at a gas station in the middle of Nowhere, they chat for weeks and they fall in love. Pisces gets their heart broken and says it was the WORST road trip ever! They will never go back to XYZ because of the memories.

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I travel with a Cap friend and she hands me lists of things to pack, a currency conversion thingie, an itinerary - hahaha! I throw some shit in a bag and hope it all works out. I figure I'll just buy what I need when I get there, or borrow hers!

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Lol audible and landmarks yeah.

i've downloaded 7 recently with like a one-person topic. but i've got a thing for listening to interviews in general anyway. i'm only half satisfied by radio-type monologues. there has to be an exchange.

lmao @cancer but we did get a bit lost on the way to where we were going. he made me eat some fruit i've never had before on some roadside market.

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Posted by newtothis

Virgo- Downloads six books on Audible to listen to. Thinks it is a good idea to stop at historical markers. Nitpicks the food and the cleanliness at the restaurants, hotels, and gas stations though.

Scorpio- They pick the destination. They drive. They pick the Air BnB/hotel. They pick the restaurants. Ends up online stalking every person they come in contact with. Knowledge is power and you never know when you might need to use it.


My sister would laugh at this. If you reversed the two descriptions, you'd be correct.

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Nope! I’m bit of a misanthrope so going on a rad trip with a bunch a ppl is a miracle in and off itself. Falling for someone while on the trip is on a whole other level of nearly impossible. *shrugs shoulders*

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Posted by Argus

Nope! I’m bit of a misanthrope so going on a rad trip with a bunch a ppl is a miracle in and off itself. Falling for someone while on the trip is on a whole other level of nearly impossible. *shrugs shoulders*

Well, I know two Pisces who have done it...

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OP version: "Gemini- When discussing the trip, they plan to drive, pack snacks, the route, etc. When the day of comes, they need to stop for an oil change, break change, and tire rotation. They forget to pack snacks because they got involved in drama beforehand. You will hear all about it as they drive terribly and play music wayyyy too loud. Makes new friends and forgets about you. "BEST TRIP EVER!"

My version: Gemini - decides at the last minute they want to go somewhere. Destination not terribly important because we might just see where that side road takes us..... We will change the radio station every 30 seconds trying to find a song we like. We will tell you stories until your ears bleed. Many stops to take photos. We'll probably get lost.

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What's stressful about a Sag? And a Sag will just leave and do what they want lol no one has time to wait around if you don't want to do something. Just give them a time to be back and meet at the car to leave. We will take the Gemini and leave you 😆

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Posted by geminiflyby

OP version: "Gemini- When discussing the trip, they plan to drive, pack snacks, the route, etc. When the day of comes, they need to stop for an oil change, break change, and tire rotation. They forget to pack snacks because they got involved in drama beforehand. You will hear all about it as they drive terribly and play music wayyyy too loud. Makes new friends and forgets about you. "BEST TRIP EVER!"

My version: Gemini - decides at the last minute they want to go somewhere. Destination not terribly important because we might just see where that side road takes us..... We will change the radio station every 30 seconds trying to find a song we like. We will tell you stories until your ears bleed. Many stops to take photos. We'll probably get lost.


Minus the photo taking, your version has very much been my experience with Gems. It always spoke to my Moon.

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OP version: "Sagittarius- Fun, but disorganized, stressful, and talks too much. They end up making you out to be the bad guy if you do not want to do what they want to do."

My version: Sagittarius - Willing to go anywhere and will talk you into it, too. They will probably forget you at the rest stop and leave without you but will remember about 5 miles down the road. You won't be mad because they are so freaking hilarious. And they will offer you a hit to appease you. You literally can't stay mad at them. The trip will end like the final scene in Thelma and Louise.

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Posted by Ixi

Nowadays whenever I see people describing a stereotypical Virgo...I kind of wonder if they actually really know Virgo lol. None of the Virgos I know act like what is described here.

The most nitpicky signs I know are all Libra or heavily Libra influenced, bar none.


*like*

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Posted by geminiflyby

OP version: "Sagittarius- Fun, but disorganized, stressful, and talks too much. They end up making you out to be the bad guy if you do not want to do what they want to do."

My version: Sagittarius - Willing to go anywhere and will talk you into it, too. They will probably forget you at the rest stop and leave without you but will remember about 5 miles down the road. You won't be mad because they are so freaking hilarious. And they will offer you a hit to appease you. You literally can't stay mad at them. The trip will end like the final scene in Thelma and Louise.

Exactly! OP seems to be off on a number of sun signs!

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Posted by Ixi

Nowadays whenever I see people describing a stereotypical Virgo...I kind of wonder if they actually really know Virgo lol. None of the Virgos I know act like what is described here.

The most nitpicky signs I know are all Libra or heavily Libra influenced, bar none.

I agree. Virgos are really fun to hang out with. I may not agree with the dating style but it’s always a great time with Virgos.

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6 Years

Sags are stressful because they will leave you, have a semi plan but then want to throw caution to the wind. It's all the experiences

Virgos act chill, but lowkey they want to be in control. When they can't, they start nitpicking.

Gemini's are so wishy-washy. They plan to go to Cincinnati, talk about it all week. Get ready to leave on Saturday. Then at midnight on Friday night, they realize it is late November, so it is super cold in Cincinnati. So they decide to go to New Orleans. Or maybe Santa Fe. Regardless, there is going to be some sh-t that goes down in person and on social media.

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Posted by Ixi

Nowadays whenever I see people describing a stereotypical Virgo...I kind of wonder if they actually really know Virgo lol. None of the Virgos I know act like what is described here.

The most nitpicky signs I know are all Libra or heavily Libra influenced, bar none.

Lmaooo no but fr I’ve been trying to tell y’all about leebs. Love them though 😭

tbh not many people really know us KNOW us. I know plenty about my friends but they always complain that they never know what’s going on with me.

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Plot twist: A Capricorn on a road trip with one Sagittarius, one Aries, one Aquarius, and two Gemini's (which really means four Gemini's).

God help that Capricorn.

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Another plot twist: a Gemini in a cross country road trip with two Cancers and two Pisces. Who is ready to talk about feelings?

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Pisces (me): I'm sure I'm missing something. Lemme double check. Oh btw have you seen my phone?

Gemini: LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Me: Jk phone is in my pocket haha *embarrassed

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Posted by Clumsy_Wumsy
Posted by newtothis

Plot twist: A Capricorn on a road trip with one Sagittarius, one Aries, one Aquarius, and two Gemini's (which really means four Gemini's).

God help that Capricorn.

Capricorn will be the one driving, throughout the whole journey. They boring anyways. 🤣🤣

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Nope. One of the four Gemini's will be driving. Don't forget the other four Gemini's in the backseat.

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@Dreamy88 - "I usually talk very little on a drive lol it's focus time. 65 mph locked on cruise control with a pile of cars behind me"

So YOU'RE the asshole I get stuck behind!!

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I’m the type to go away for a a few weeks and come back with a nipple piercing and an std after spending 50k on hookers and gear and it’s somehow plastered all over social media and my life is ruined

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On the west coast I do about 90 (with one eye out for CHP). On the east coast they have speed traps....and the state trooper saying goes 74 you're fine, 75 you're mine. I'll set cruise for 74.

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Posted by Sulky1

I think Aries too would through a fit if you don't do what they want. Lol

Yeah, but Aries are all talk then they just give in. No one loves being a martyr more than an Aries.