@CancerLeoDynamite
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Posted by bkbella86
You don't feel bad at all, you just want people to tell you you aren't a horrible person. Sitting here acting like the Vic.sorry, you cannot force people to feel bad.
we all say here how our brains are currently "not in peace" because of this story.
anything beyond that is ridiculous.
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No I'm sorry, I'm not following you here. What are you talking about?
I thought Pisces were the master manipulators but nah Aquas take the cake. I'm taking notes. Bravo!
The user who posted this message has hidden it.
Even though I can't see what you said because your weak ass hid from me, this is why you're REALLY mad.
I didn't do this to you; YOU did this to you. Weak ass girl. Keep hiding behind your lies.
Truth
Some people just can't own up to their own mistakes and can't stop making excuses. I agree with everything you said. It's funny to see OP start attacking you and talking shit on you just because you stated an opinion that makes her look bad.
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Calling her all types of names and ish cuz she called her out on her truth. Tf. alicia is only giving her opinion, it was harsh but it was real.
Posted by KittenLaRouge
block me too herpes infested tuna coochie smelling cum dumpster cheating ho! and go play in traffic while your at! haha 😆Correction to you pornstar! My kitty does not smell like fish! It's well taken care of , why do you think this man keeps going down when I invite him over!? Go bath please!
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oh so YOU invite him over and YOU called him initially KNOWING he has a GF? YOU are garbage and disgusting female. ARE YOU FAT AND UGLY AND CANT GET A SINGLE GUY?
you think your cool coz he's eating your box? HA! don't worry., karma will come or you hard, so just sit tight lol
Posted by KittenLaRouge
block me too herpes infested tuna coochie smelling cum dumpster cheating ho! and go play in traffic while your at! haha 😆Correction to you pornstar! My kitty does not smell like fish! It's well taken care of , why do you think this man keeps going down when I invite him over!? Go bath please!
oh so YOU invite him over and YOU called him initially KNOWING he has a GF? YOU are garbage and disgusting female. ARE YOU FAT AND UGLY AND CANT GET A SINGLE GUY?
you think your cool coz he's eating your box? HA! don't worry., karma will come or you hard, so just sit tight lolclick to expand
He is also at fault , not that you care! And for millionth time! I WILL NOT CONTINUE WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP!
And oh! I have already got my karma lovey, him posting pictures of them together , was so painful I nearly lost my mind! He did prove to me that he is proud of being with his new girl. And trust me there is no better karma than that , it hurts like crazy!
Posted by Flo
This whole thread is useless.Obviously OP has issues and it's sad how many of you supported her. I'm not going to call names because I'm too lazy for that right now but, I will say.. Do not back up dirty behavior you would not want done to you. It's simple.
Because It will come back to her..
Lol and then Aunty Flo comes and make her comments sound to be the most important, by not commenting!
But it's none of my business!
Posted by idk
STOP PLAYIN''!!!
really?
I just did!
Posted by Flo
This whole thread is useless.Obviously OP has issues and it's sad how many of you supported her. I'm not going to call names because I'm too lazy for that right now but, I will say.. Do not back up dirty behavior you would not want done to you. It's simple.
Because It will come back to her..
Lol and then Aunty Flo comes and make her comments sound to be the most important, by not commenting!
But it's none of my business!
You're acting like this because you obviously feel bad... You even went to create a thread because what you're doing is eating you alive and you will deny what I'm telling you but it's the truth.
You see, I don't need to stoop to your level. I know my standards but do you know yours?
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And then she explodes! Bhoooof!
OMG what did I do to deserve such dramatic comments on my thread of truth , nothing but the truth. As if people don't have problems in their lives,but then they would post them if they did or maybe not, or I'm just too open to strangers! We will never know!
Posted by KittenLaRouge
block me too herpes infested tuna coochie smelling cum dumpster cheating ho! and go play in traffic while your at! haha 😆Correction to you pornstar! My kitty does not smell like fish! It's well taken care of , why do you think this man keeps going down when I invite him over!? Go bath please!
oh so YOU invite him over and YOU called him initially KNOWING he has a GF? YOU are garbage and disgusting female. ARE YOU FAT AND UGLY AND CANT GET A SINGLE GUY?
you think your cool coz he's eating your box? HA! don't worry., karma will come or you hard, so just sit tight lolHe is also at fault , not that you care! And for millionth time! I WILL NOT CONTINUE WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP!
And oh! I have already got my karma lovey, him posting pictures of them together , was so painful I nearly lost my mind! He did prove to me that he is proud of being with his new girl. And trust me there is no better karma than that , it hurts like crazy!
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HELLO! men will put their penis in ANYTHING including couches and INANIMATE objects! its your responsibility NOT to open your legs! he has a GF and u are nothing but a convenient cum dumpster! Stop stalking the guy for goodness sake are you that pathetic? You don't even love yourself so how can you love him! PATHETIC! find a a single guy dummy!!!
Posted by KittenLaRouge
block me too herpes infested tuna coochie smelling cum dumpster cheating ho! and go play in traffic while your at! haha 😆chile you're not worth anybody's time to waste blocking you. so i would just stop.
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scram fat man, thanks !
This is like a drama show lol. All I have to say is if he did it once he'll probably do it again.. which he did he just did it to her just with you. So if he did it twice. Most likely he'll do it a 3rd time and hell keep doing it until it bites him in the butt. Not necessarily saying that's what will happen but it most likely will. I say you just leave the man alone or play him before he plays you.
Posted by KittenLaRouge
block me too herpes infested tuna coochie smelling cum dumpster cheating ho! and go play in traffic while your at! haha 😆chile you're not worth anybody's time to waste blocking you. so i would just stop.
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who you fooling with the word "boy" you old fart!
Posted by KittenLaRouge
block me too herpes infested tuna coochie smelling cum dumpster cheating ho! and go play in traffic while your at! haha 😆Correction to you pornstar! My kitty does not smell like fish! It's well taken care of , why do you think this man keeps going down when I invite him over!? Go bath please!
oh so YOU invite him over and YOU called him initially KNOWING he has a GF? YOU are garbage and disgusting female. ARE YOU FAT AND UGLY AND CANT GET A SINGLE GUY?
you think your cool coz he's eating your box? HA! don't worry., karma will come or you hard, so just sit tight lolHe is also at fault , not that you care! And for millionth time! I WILL NOT CONTINUE WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP!
And oh! I have already got my karma lovey, him posting pictures of them together , was so painful I nearly lost my mind! He did prove to me that he is proud of being with his new girl. And trust me there is no better karma than that , it hurts like crazy!
HELLO! men will put their penis in ANYTHING including couches and INANIMATE objects! its your responsibility NOT to open your legs! he has a GF and u are nothing but a convenient cum dumpster! Stop stalking the guy for goodness sake are you that pathetic? You don't even love yourself so how can you love him! PATHETIC! find a a single guy dummy!!!
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Mmmmhhhhh! I wanna kill myself becuase of her comment! She is so on point. I am useless indeed! Wow! I deserve nthing but her slutty comments! Bitch!
Posted by KittenLaRouge
block me too herpes infested tuna coochie smelling cum dumpster cheating ho! and go play in traffic while your at! haha 😆Correction to you pornstar! My kitty does not smell like fish! It's well taken care of , why do you think this man keeps going down when I invite him over!? Go bath please!
oh so YOU invite him over and YOU called him initially KNOWING he has a GF? YOU are garbage and disgusting female. ARE YOU FAT AND UGLY AND CANT GET A SINGLE GUY?
you think your cool coz he's eating your box? HA! don't worry., karma will come or you hard, so just sit tight lolHe is also at fault , not that you care! And for millionth time! I WILL NOT CONTINUE WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP!
And oh! I have already got my karma lovey, him posting pictures of them together , was so painful I nearly lost my mind! He did prove to me that he is proud of being with his new girl. And trust me there is no better karma than that , it hurts like crazy!
HELLO! men will put their penis in ANYTHING including couches and INANIMATE objects! its your responsibility NOT to open your legs! he has a GF and u are nothing but a convenient cum dumpster! Stop stalking the guy for goodness sake are you that pathetic? You don't even love yourself so how can you love him! PATHETIC! find a a single guy dummy!!!
Mmmmhhhhh! I wanna kill myself becuase of her comment! She is so on point. I am useless indeed! Wow! I deserve nthing but her slutty comments! Bitch!
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if i was his girl friend i would find you, gut you with a knife like a fish and make you lick the blade haha! hope she aint a capricorn! dueces dummy!
Posted by Scorpiosmind28
This is like a drama show lol. All I have to say is if he did it once he'll probably do it again.. which he did he just did it to her just with you. So if he did it twice. Most likely he'll do it a 3rd time and hell keep doing it until it bites him in the butt. Not necessarily saying that's what will happen but it most likely will. I say you just leave the man alone or play him before he plays you.
Thanks hey! Det's why I chickened out when he started to confess his love! He started to be a lil bit stalkish by coming to my place unannounced, visiting so early in morning before I went to work.It really scared me a lil bit! And telling me that him and his GF are fighting cause she's a control freak , since she did'nt want him to go out with friends...but I would stop him , cause I was really not interested on the state of his relationship.
I would've hated to be the reason of their break up! And this may sound contradicting but hey I am a better person than all this drama.
Posted by KittenLaRouge
block me too herpes infested tuna coochie smelling cum dumpster cheating ho! and go play in traffic while your at! haha 😆Correction to you pornstar! My kitty does not smell like fish! It's well taken care of , why do you think this man keeps going down when I invite him over!? Go bath please!
oh so YOU invite him over and YOU called him initially KNOWING he has a GF? YOU are garbage and disgusting female. ARE YOU FAT AND UGLY AND CANT GET A SINGLE GUY?
you think your cool coz he's eating your box? HA! don't worry., karma will come or you hard, so just sit tight lolHe is also at fault , not that you care! And for millionth time! I WILL NOT CONTINUE WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP!
And oh! I have already got my karma lovey, him posting pictures of them together , was so painful I nearly lost my mind! He did prove to me that he is proud of being with his new girl. And trust me there is no better karma than that , it hurts like crazy!
HELLO! men will put their penis in ANYTHING including couches and INANIMATE objects! its your responsibility NOT to open your legs! he has a GF and u are nothing but a convenient cum dumpster! Stop stalking the guy for goodness sake are you that pathetic? You don't even love yourself so how can you love him! PATHETIC! find a a single guy dummy!!!
Mmmmhhhhh! I wanna kill myself becuase of her comment! She is so on point. I am useless indeed! Wow! I deserve nthing but her slutty comments! Bitch!
if i was his girl friend i would find you, gut you with a knife like a fish and make you lick the blade haha! hope she aint a capricorn! dueces dummy!
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Stop watching tOo much movies lovey! In real life we go to jail for being that stupit!
I meeean.. If he truly liked you and didn't want to be with her anymore don't you think he would've been dumped her and tried to get with you? Js
Posted by Aquastic
So I broke up with my ex boyfriend after he told me about his new girl.after a month of the breakup I decide to call him and we met and we had protected sex almost everyday.But now m starting to feel guilty , cause the other girl doesn't know we cheating on her.I love this guy so much, and now he tells me him and his new girl are fighting and he wanna mend things with me again, so we can officially get back together.
But I am not sure if would want this kind of man in my future cause he cheated on me with her , now he's cheating on her with me.
I am not proud of this situation, and everytime ,m in his place I feel like a criminal.
A part of me wants continue and press all his buttons until he dumps the other girl without me telling him to, however the other part says I should just let him go, and start a new healthy relationship.
He is a Pisces and m a Aquatic woman.
The part of you that is telling you to continue must understand that a man like him will never be satisfied with just one girl. Take your feelings and give them to someone who will appreciate them. Unless you are ready for a relationship of hardships, it is really your choice.
The first thing that came to mind was how does her pussy inside of your pussy taste?
Hope that helps.
Posted by Scorpiosmind28
I meeean.. If he truly liked you and didn't want to be with her anymore don't you think he would've been dumped her and tried to get with you? Js
Dets true, but I just don't care anymore, and thank God I got to this point , FINALLY! I've been with him for 3 years, most of the time I was stressed and confused! only now I feel free and at peace! I guess I needed all this drama to fully understand what I'm truly worth!
I would've hated to get out of this relationship feeling sad, and hating him, I am happy he gave me a chance to figure out if me and him are meant to be together or not. Mos people get out of relationships hating the other people , and I don't cause I proved myself and him that we are not good for each other.
I learned a lot from all this. I learned a lot about myself,and many other things.
I do not regret trying to win him back though! I only regret us betraying his new GF! If that makes sense!
Posted by Arielle83
Are you just stupid or what is it?I don't get this level of irrationality?
Please explain the wisdom of your actions.
Or are you one of those ppl that doesn't hold accountability for their actions?
Agh m tired of people judging me here , it's a long defensive day!
Say whatever u want , I won't even notice!
Alicia and others have said most of the things you are going to say anyways!
So enjoy typing your nonsense!!!
Posted by Aquastic
So I broke up with my ex boyfriend after he told me about his new girl.after a month of the breakup I decide to call him and we met and we had protected sex almost everyday.But now m starting to feel guilty , cause the other girl doesn't know we cheating on her.I love this guy so much, and now he tells me him and his new girl are fighting and he wanna mend things with me again, so we can officially get back together.
But I am not sure if would want this kind of man in my future cause he cheated on me with her , now he's cheating on her with me.
I am not proud of this situation, and everytime ,m in his place I feel like a criminal.
A part of me wants continue and press all his buttons until he dumps the other girl without me telling him to, however the other part says I should just let him go, and start a new healthy relationship.
He is a Pisces and m a Aquatic woman.
The part of you that is telling you to continue must understand that a man like him will never be satisfied with just one girl. Take your feelings and give them to someone who will appreciate them. Unless you are ready for a relationship of hardships, it is really your choice.
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Thank you dorie! I am planning to get someone else since I have lost respect and trust for him!
My uncle advised me the same thing, he thinks this man is still undecided as to what kind of woman he wants, and he's still trying to find himself too, and by me staying would only confuse him more, which will result in hurting me and the other girl.
Posted by Aquastic
So I broke up with my ex boyfriend after he told me about his new girl.after a month of the breakup I decide to call him and we met and we had protected sex almost everyday.But now m starting to feel guilty , cause the other girl doesn't know we cheating on her.I love this guy so much, and now he tells me him and his new girl are fighting and he wanna mend things with me again, so we can officially get back together.
But I am not sure if would want this kind of man in my future cause he cheated on me with her , now he's cheating on her with me.
I am not proud of this situation, and everytime ,m in his place I feel like a criminal.
A part of me wants continue and press all his buttons until he dumps the other girl without me telling him to, however the other part says I should just let him go, and start a new healthy relationship.
He is a Pisces and m a Aquatic woman.
The part of you that is telling you to continue must understand that a man like him will never be satisfied with just one girl. Take your feelings and give them to someone who will appreciate them. Unless you are ready for a relationship of hardships, it is really your choice.
Thank you dorie! I am planning to get someone else since I have lost respect and trust for him!
My uncle advised me the same thing, he thinks this man is still undecided as to what kind of woman he wants, and he's still trying to find himself too, and by me staying would only confuse him more, which will result in hurting me and the other girl.
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You are welcome! And sure take the advice of people who have more experience in life. It seems to me that this guy might have been your first true love, so i know how hard it must be on you, this is completely different than him being your tenth or something. So it is like you are the one who lost more, because he was having you and another girl... Anyway move on. good luck!
I'm really not in a mood for people who come to my thread just to show off their sluttyness! I have values and morals!
And I post my personal life just because it helps with the stress!
And there are mature people here who are serious about life than angry , broken, slutty, human beings that DX comes with.
So comment what ever you want, from now on I will focus on sound advice and questions.
Thank you!
Posted by DwellingOnMove
I hope, there are other signs in your chart we could blame it on. cause if this is the aqua age, well....Exactly why i was asking for her venus.
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Is bad parenting a sign?
Sometimes nurture takes over the nature aspect of someone's morality.
Posted by Aquastic
So I broke up with my ex boyfriend after he told me about his new girl.after a month of the breakup I decide to call him and we met and we had protected sex almost everyday.But now m starting to feel guilty , cause the other girl doesn't know we cheating on her.I love this guy so much, and now he tells me him and his new girl are fighting and he wanna mend things with me again, so we can officially get back together.
But I am not sure if would want this kind of man in my future cause he cheated on me with her , now he's cheating on her with me.
I am not proud of this situation, and everytime ,m in his place I feel like a criminal.
A part of me wants continue and press all his buttons until he dumps the other girl without me telling him to, however the other part says I should just let him go, and start a new healthy relationship.
He is a Pisces and m a Aquatic woman.
The part of you that is telling you to continue must understand that a man like him will never be satisfied with just one girl. Take your feelings and give them to someone who will appreciate them. Unless you are ready for a relationship of hardships, it is really your choice.
Thank you dorie! I am planning to get someone else since I have lost respect and trust for him!
My uncle advised me the same thing, he thinks this man is still undecided as to what kind of woman he wants, and he's still trying to find himself too, and by me staying would only confuse him more, which will result in hurting me and the other girl.
You are welcome! And sure take the advice of people who have more experience in life. It seems to me that this guy might have been your first true love, so i know how hard it must be on you, this is completely different than him being your tenth or something. So it is like you are the one who lost more, because he was having you and another girl... Anyway move on. good luck!
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Yes I really loved him! And yes he was the first guy I trully loved. But it was worth it in the end.
Thank you and stay blessed!
Posted by DwellingOnMove
I hope, there are other signs in your chart we could blame it on. cause if this is the aqua age, well....Exactly why i was asking for her venus.
Is bad parenting a sign?
Sometimes nurture takes over the nature aspect of someone's morality.
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Yes his parents separated when he was really small. His dad then went and married other two wives.
And at some point he once mentioned how badly his dad treated him and stuff.
And I think his confidence got affected. Or something,cause his really sensitive about small things , and come across as a bit insecure.
Posted by Aquastic
So I broke up with my ex boyfriend after he told me about his new girl.after a month of the breakup I decide to call him and we met and we had protected sex almost everyday.But now m starting to feel guilty , cause the other girl doesn't know we cheating on her.I love this guy so much, and now he tells me him and his new girl are fighting and he wanna mend things with me again, so we can officially get back together.
But I am not sure if would want this kind of man in my future cause he cheated on me with her , now he's cheating on her with me.
I am not proud of this situation, and everytime ,m in his place I feel like a criminal.
A part of me wants continue and press all his buttons until he dumps the other girl without me telling him to, however the other part says I should just let him go, and start a new healthy relationship.
He is a Pisces and m a Aquatic woman.
Doin it for the trilll
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Is that a bad joke, or Have I lost my sense of humor?
Posted by bkbella86
I thought some Pisces were the master manipulators but nah some Aquas take the cake. I'm taking notes. Bravo!
fixed your generalizations for you.
My favourite part of this is that you won't suck dick. lol .
I believe you when you say you love him, it makes you do stupid shit., Obv you know it was stupid you admitted it 50 times so I don't see the point in harassing you you about it.
best of luck to you moving on.
Posted by xyIrising
Feelings are like products made in China.
Too small, and fake or cheap?
Posted by Aquastic
So I broke up with my ex boyfriend after he told me about his new girl.after a month of the breakup I decide to call him and we met and we had protected sex almost everyday.But now m starting to feel guilty , cause the other girl doesn't know we cheating on her.
"new girl"...naw you were the side chick all along and continue to be the side chick.
Also it's incorrect for you to say 'we cheating on her'. Your not a part of their relationship.
If you really feel shitty about it the simple solution is to stop.
Posted by Aquastic
after a month of the breakup I decide to call him and we met and we had protected sex...But I am not sure if would want this kind of man in my future cause he cheated
Pot calling the kettle black much?
You contacted a man you knew had a gf and threw your pussy reapeatedly at him. Your not better than him. Your the same. In fact you two deserve each other.
Posted by Aquastic
I was willing to be his second girlfriend
Posted by Aquastic
Maybe that was the mistake we both made, not involving her in all this was wrong, but I was scared if we involved her she would not agree, and would dump him.
My original assessment was right. You are and always have been the side chick. The girl he fucks behind his girlfriend back.
Posted by Aquastic
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Calling her the 'new' girl in his life when the truth is she was there long before you entered the picture.
Posted by Aquastic
I was willing to be his second girlfriendPosted by Aquastic
Maybe that was the mistake we both made, not involving her in all this was wrong, but I was scared if we involved her she would not agree, and would dump him.My original assessment was right. You are and always have been the side chick. The girl he fucks behind his girlfriend back.
Posted by Aquastic
So I broke up with my ex boyfriend after he told me about his new girlCalling her the 'new' girl in his life when the truth is she was there long before you entered the picture.
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And you know this how?
Dx is fuLl of ..... Saints
Dx is fuLl of ..... Saints, oh my gosh! Some of you - would swear you don't even poo in a toilet, since you use your ass to type shit on my thread. Think before you post your assumptions on my thread.
Posted by UmiSays
If you're sincere about everything you've posted you've got to let go. Just as shitty as you're feeling so is his gf.
For the millionth billionth time! I am not planning to keep this cheating guy !anyway why m I even explaining myself to saints who live in heaven!
I bet you my last 2cents , some of you here will experience a similar thing, and you won't see it coming!by then I will be married .
this guy is not married, so I think I had a equal chance of making him my husband, had I not decided to cut him out of my life. We are not in highschool where every boy is single and available, most guys have a girlfriend. And girls take their chances to be the wifey one day , it's life !
Posted by Aquastic
I was willing to be his second girlfriendPosted by Aquastic
Maybe that was the mistake we both made, not involving her in all this was wrong, but I was scared if we involved her she would not agree, and would dump him.My original assessment was right. You are and always have been the side chick. The girl he fucks behind his girlfriend back.
Posted by Aquastic
So I broke up with my ex boyfriend after he told me about his new girlCalling her the 'new' girl in his life when the truth is she was there long before you entered the picture.
And you know this how?
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👆👆👆 Directly from your mouth
Posted by TheLibraMudra
holy shit i can't read 16 pages of this BUT OP, you should just have a threesome now. That's basically what's going on anyways.
Ok
My block list be expanding! @Ariella
Posted by UmiSays
Change your tone miss I'm only attempting to view it from your point of view. Reread it I wasn't attacking you.
Ok
Posted by Aquastic
Dx is fuLl of ..... SaintsNaw it's filled with gardening tools.
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And who asked you?!
Posted by Vixen2
lol...won't do oral on a man because of what comes out of a dick...but you can bet your ass she'll want him to do it to her...but has no issues with putting another person's (unknowingly ) sexual health at risk by sharing ...smhThat's my issue...shit if you all want to be sister wives and shit...whatever floats your boat. No matter if you are open and trying to be selfless....there is one innocent clueless person in this triad of nastiness that hasn't got to turn her vote in...this is about honesty and being forthright. Let her chose what she wants to do and if she bails Warren Jeff will have to find another willing fully informed participant.
So what if I want to be sister wives? How does that fix your loose ass?
Posted by Soul
The first thing that came to mind was how does her pussy inside of your pussy taste?Hope that helps.
Are you a porn artist, cause this just does not make sense to me. Stop watching too much porn!
Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
My favourite part of this is that you won't suck dick. lol .I believe you when you say you love him, it makes you do stupid shit., Obv you know it was stupid you admitted it 50 times so I don't see the point in harassing you you about it.
best of luck to you moving on.
I will never suck a dick sorry! I hate porno shit!
The hing to keep in mind aqua, is this forum is filled with women who arent getting laid, like at all. They came here when some guy dumped them or whatever and never left.
The anger the are showing you is more representative of their own misery
I've been poking in and out of this place since 2012, same people, same convos, same cunty attitudes.
zzzz
dont stress it.,
Though cheating is shitty, i feel like you learned your lesson.
Just don't mess with that low integrity shit.
Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
The hing to keep in mind aqua, is this forum is filled with women who arent getting laid, like at all. They came here when some guy dumped them or whatever and never left.The anger the are showing you is more representative of their own misery
I've been poking in and out of this place since 2012, same people, same convos, same cunty attitudes.
zzzz
dont stress it.,
Though cheating is shitty, i feel like you learned your lesson.
Just don't mess with that low integrity shit.
Thank you hey! I learned a lot.
Ya people are angry here -I noticed! Some attacking me like I am the one who dumped them
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^This is a fantastic thread
*applause*