All the good women are taken.

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@Black-Mamba is all of those things.

She hasn't washed her ass in a week.

Mean time OP...

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Bro i am going to fuking laugh for a whole month. This is seriously hilarious. By the way why was @ceviche trying to copy my non taking showers

he was on the front page trying to get clout.
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He just said for today...we all assume he did so yesterday. His is just to clean his fanny pack tho... they're notorious germ incubators.
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Posted by MothToFlame

@Black-Mamba is all of those things.

She hasn't washed her ass in a week.

Mean time OP...

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Bro i am going to fuking laugh for a whole month. This is seriously hilarious. By the way why was @ceviche trying to copy my non taking showers

he was on the front page trying to get clout.

He just said for today...we all assume he did so yesterday. His is just to clean his fanny pack tho... they're notorious germ incubators.

I took a shower AFTER I wrote that.

Yall should be helping the OP find a nice lady in her 30s that can cook. He probably won't mind if she has a short haircut and is named Karen.
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I volunteered as tribute but he hasn't wrote back 😭

#foreveralone #venusrxcurse #showerseveryday
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Thirty plus, sexy, no kids, can cook and yet knows kids which is why she has never had kids = try kindergarten teacher.

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I actually tried that recently. In the middle of our second date, and partly because of me; partly because of the conversation we were having, she left to rub one-off. She also introduced me to the term "queening".

Teachers are a very special type of "not-sane". Nurses, too, to a lesser extent.
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So die alone what do you want me to do about it? šŸ˜‚

The bad news is that you're useless. The good news is I didn't expect anything from you.

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ aw don’t take it so hard I’m just joking. The good news is if you focus on your own flaws instead of other people’s you’ll fix up and find someone in no time. Good luck āœŒļø
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Thanks.
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Thirty plus, sexy, no kids, can cook and yet knows kids which is why she has never had kids = try kindergarten teacher.

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I actually tried that recently. In the middle of our second date, and partly because of me; partly because of the conversation we were having, she left to rub one-off. She also introduced me to the term "queening".

Teachers are a very special type of "not-sane". Nurses, too, to a lesser extent.
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lol queening sounds fun though

You don't have much choice left anyways, so go for religious teachers, CEOs, astrologists, nuns or whatever runs around that likes intercourse.
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Thirty plus, sexy, no kids, can cook and yet knows kids which is why she has never had kids = try kindergarten teacher.

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I actually tried that recently. In the middle of our second date, and partly because of me; partly because of the conversation we were having, she left to rub one-off. She also introduced me to the term "queening".

Teachers are a very special type of "not-sane". Nurses, too, to a lesser extent.

I thought you said astronauts.

I was thinking you’re going somewhere with this. High achieving women in male dominated fields, there’s go to be way less competition at any age.

Granted the women themselves aren’t going to date a walking down-on-my-luck story but, at the very least, it’s worth a free throw at the line.
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All the high achieving women that I had met are assholes. It takes a push-over type of man to make that work, I think. Not for me.
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Since you have such a specific list why not contact a matchmaking service? They will prescreen your dates to verify they meet your list, then its up to you to find the connection and chemistry from there.

I was justthinking if "mail order brides" really a thing. I also think that what you're mentioning is a Hollywood thing.
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What country do you live in?
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Since you have such a specific list why not contact a matchmaking service? They will prescreen your dates to verify they meet your list, then its up to you to find the connection and chemistry from there.

I was justthinking if "mail order brides" really a thing. I also think that what you're mentioning is a Hollywood thing.

What country do you live in?
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In Dubai right now.
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@Black-Mamba is all of those things.

Yo stop. Please. Thanks.

But you are? Good woman, beautiful woman, no kids, in your 30s. Can probably cook some damn good food, too.

JFC ...please stop this makes me sick. Please. Thanks
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Lord you’re so unintentionally funny

Lmaooo
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I literally can't find women my age (mid-thirties), who are single (with no kids), attractive & sane and when I thought of it, the past few that i dated are all in their early 20's and I don't think I'm okay with that. Those relationships are just a little shallow and immature for my taste.

It sucks.

If you fell in love with someone then later found out she had a child or multiple children, would it change the way you feel for her?

Whether it be 2 weeks or 2 months or years.
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Well, I'm not the type to fall in love with someone they don't know, so, I wouldn't be in that situation. And the whole thing about someone with no kids isn't an objection of some sort. Its just a desire to create something with someone, from scratch and hopefully would last forever.
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Posted by lilyofthevalley

Having kids makes a woman ā€œnot goodā€? If you want a solid relationship, women with kids can be the best.


facts....maturity level, the fact that you can add some sort of value to the kids' lives (which are an extension of her) if you make it that far...if you guys want to have more, you can already see how she operates as a parent, and if you don't want kids of your own, and she's happy with what she has, then its really ideal because it takes a lot of pressure off the relationship...