
Ripe
@Ripe
5 Years
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Posted by MothToFlame
@Black-Mamba is all of those things.


Posted by Black-MambaPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by MothToFlame
@Black-Mamba is all of those things.
She hasn't washed her ass in a week.
Mean time...
I literally fell on the floor. Damn hahahahhahahahahahhahaha true.click to expand

Posted by MothToFlamePosted by Black-MambaPosted by MothToFlame
@Black-Mamba is all of those things.
Yo stop. Please. Thanks.
But you are? Good woman, beautiful woman, no kids, in your 30s. Can probably cook some damn good food, too.click to expand


Posted by tiziani
Iām guessing you have to wait till you are Michael Fassbenderās age when he first swooped in on Alicia Vikander.
Thatās when ten years age gap has any chance of making sense.



Posted by SassyKiwi
And what exactly do you bring to the table RIPE

Posted by Black-MambaPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by MothToFlame
@Black-Mamba is all of those things.
She hasn't washed her ass in a week.
Mean time OP...
Bro i am going to fuking laugh for a whole month. This is seriously hilarious. By the way why was @ceviche trying to copy my non taking showers
he was on the front page trying to get clout.click to expand

Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by MothToFlame
@Black-Mamba is all of those things.
She hasn't washed her ass in a week.
Mean time OP...
https://media.giphy.com/media/4Nq9NNTuIlMnm/giphy.gif<div class="bqfade">click to expand





Posted by DMV
So many eligible kid free bachelors on my social media. Mmmmmmm.
Why not try posting that YOURE single and see if someone slides in your DM.

Posted by CevichePosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Black-MambaPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by MothToFlame
@Black-Mamba is all of those things.
She hasn't washed her ass in a week.
Mean time OP...
Bro i am going to fuking laugh for a whole month. This is seriously hilarious. By the way why was @ceviche trying to copy my non taking showers
he was on the front page trying to get clout.
He just said for today...we all assume he did so yesterday. His is just to clean his fanny pack tho... they're notorious germ incubators.
I took a shower AFTER I wrote that.
Yall should be helping the OP find a nice lady in her 30s that can cook. He probably won't mind if she has a short haircut and is named Karen.click to expand



Posted by TheSag
Thirty plus, sexy, no kids, can cook and yet knows kids which is why she has never had kids = try kindergarten teacher.

Posted by akitu
So die alone what do you want me to do about it? š

Posted by akituPosted by RipePosted by akitu
So die alone what do you want me to do about it? š
The bad news is that you're useless. The good news is I didn't expect anything from you.
šš aw donāt take it so hard Iām just joking. The good news is if you focus on your own flaws instead of other peopleās youāll fix up and find someone in no time. Good luck āļøclick to expand

Posted by RipePosted by TheSag
Thirty plus, sexy, no kids, can cook and yet knows kids which is why she has never had kids = try kindergarten teacher.
I actually tried that recently. In the middle of our second date, and partly because of me; partly because of the conversation we were having, she left to rub one-off. She also introduced me to the term "queening".
Teachers are a very special type of "not-sane". Nurses, too, to a lesser extent.click to expand



Posted by tizianiPosted by RipePosted by TheSag
Thirty plus, sexy, no kids, can cook and yet knows kids which is why she has never had kids = try kindergarten teacher.
I actually tried that recently. In the middle of our second date, and partly because of me; partly because of the conversation we were having, she left to rub one-off. She also introduced me to the term "queening".
Teachers are a very special type of "not-sane". Nurses, too, to a lesser extent.
I thought you said astronauts.
I was thinking youāre going somewhere with this. High achieving women in male dominated fields, thereās go to be way less competition at any age.
Granted the women themselves arenāt going to date a walking down-on-my-luck story but, at the very least, itās worth a free throw at the line.click to expand

Posted by LadyNeptune
Since you have such a specific list why not contact a matchmaking service? They will prescreen your dates to verify they meet your list, then its up to you to find the connection and chemistry from there.

Posted by RipePosted by LadyNeptune
Since you have such a specific list why not contact a matchmaking service? They will prescreen your dates to verify they meet your list, then its up to you to find the connection and chemistry from there.
I was justthinking if "mail order brides" really a thing. I also think that what you're mentioning is a Hollywood thing.click to expand

Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by RipePosted by LadyNeptune
Since you have such a specific list why not contact a matchmaking service? They will prescreen your dates to verify they meet your list, then its up to you to find the connection and chemistry from there.
I was justthinking if "mail order brides" really a thing. I also think that what you're mentioning is a Hollywood thing.
What country do you live in?click to expand

Posted by bkbella86
I find that very hard to believe. Me and my friends are a group of 30 somethings without kids.
Plus I know plenty who I work with. Itās probably your standards.
Posted by Black-MambaPosted by MothToFlamePosted by Black-MambaPosted by MothToFlame
@Black-Mamba is all of those things.
Yo stop. Please. Thanks.
But you are? Good woman, beautiful woman, no kids, in your 30s. Can probably cook some damn good food, too.
JFC ...please stop this makes me sick. Please. Thanksclick to expand

Posted by HippeeGemPosted by Ripe
I literally can't find women my age (mid-thirties), who are single (with no kids), attractive & sane and when I thought of it, the past few that i dated are all in their early 20's and I don't think I'm okay with that. Those relationships are just a little shallow and immature for my taste.
It sucks.
If you fell in love with someone then later found out she had a child or multiple children, would it change the way you feel for her?
Whether it be 2 weeks or 2 months or years.click to expand


Posted by lilyofthevalley
Having kids makes a woman ānot goodā? If you want a solid relationship, women with kids can be the best.
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