Booty call

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You know how it goes.

Showing up unannounced, no small talk or pleasantries, no compliments or commitments, doesn't last very long, only one intention in mind. Just some crappy mini-carns from Ralph’s and a very mistaken idea that you just might want to hmm-hmmmmmmmm.

How do you feel about it - even if you don't feel like hmm-hmmming? Do you get angry or feel insulted & objectified if/when it happens? Or do you appreciate the random spontaneity regardless of how you left things off last time, and you go along with it?
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
Don't you have a husband?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
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You are an idiot!

I don't COMPLAIN about booty calls!

I embrace every one and each of them and initiate them myself! He gets kick out of it! It's Sunday so you know...

What a bitter woman you are!!!

I know! You need a booty call!
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
What does asking about booty call have to do with all that? It's a simple question.
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No it's seems like you were drama queen!

Omg! Booty call! Enjoy the attention!

You don't have to get naked. It's not a rape! It's a booty call...?
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@LadyNeptune

I can arrange for a televised mud-wrestling battle royal for ya'll. I'm sure there's a market somewhere out there for this.
No time! I have to get ready for beauty booty call! ?

She might do it with you...😉
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I've already had my fill of booty calls for tonight, thanks.
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
What does asking about booty call have to do with all that? It's a simple question.
No it's seems like you were drama queen!

Omg! Booty call! Enjoy the attention!

You don't have to get naked. It's not a rape! It's a booty call...?
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If you had the weekend that WE had.......yikes.
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
Don't you have a husband?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
You are an idiot!

I don't COMPLAIN about booty calls!

I embrace every one and each of them and initiate them myself! He gets kick out of it! It's Sunday so you know...

What a bitter woman you are!!!

I know! You need a booty call!
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It's not Sunday. It's Wednesday. Duh
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
@Gemitati

@LadyNeptune

I can arrange for a televised mud-wrestling battle royal for ya'll. I'm sure there's a market somewhere out there for this.
No time! I have to get ready for beauty booty call! ?

She might do it with you...😉
I've already had my fill of booty calls for tonight, thanks.
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So your booty is all dolled up? Good! ——??
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
What does asking about booty call have to do with all that? It's a simple question.
No it's seems like you were drama queen!

Omg! Booty call! Enjoy the attention!

You don't have to get naked. It's not a rape! It's a booty call...?
If you had the weekend that WE had.......yikes.
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Don't say! Yikes! No do tell...
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
Don't you have a husband?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
You are an idiot!

I don't COMPLAIN about booty calls!

I embrace every one and each of them and initiate them myself! He gets kick out of it! It's Sunday so you know...

What a bitter woman you are!!!

I know! You need a booty call!
It's not Sunday. It's Wednesday. Duh
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So yours scheduled on Wednesday.

Mine on Sunday.

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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
What does asking about booty call have to do with all that? It's a simple question.
No it's seems like you were drama queen!

Omg! Booty call! Enjoy the attention!

You don't have to get naked. It's not a rape! It's a booty call...?
If you had the weekend that WE had.......yikes.
Don't say! Yikes! No do tell...
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I offended Jed big time, he made me cry, I made him cry and then he freaked me the hell out. Uncharted territory. That's all you'll get out of me tonight. I'm not ready to go into details.
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
What does asking about booty call have to do with all that? It's a simple question.
No it's seems like you were drama queen!

Omg! Booty call! Enjoy the attention!

You don't have to get naked. It's not a rape! It's a booty call...?
If you had the weekend that WE had.......yikes.
Don't say! Yikes! No do tell...
I offended Jed big time, he made me cry, I made him cry and then he freaked me the hell out. Uncharted territory. That's all you'll get out of me tonight. I'm not ready to go into details.
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OMG! Sorry. If you need to talk...
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
Don't you have a husband?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
You are an idiot!

I don't COMPLAIN about booty calls!

I embrace every one and each of them and initiate them myself! He gets kick out of it! It's Sunday so you know...

What a bitter woman you are!!!

I know! You need a booty call!
It's not Sunday. It's Wednesday. Duh
So yours scheduled on Wednesday.

Mine on Sunday.

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Today isn't scheduled. Today is today.

And today is Wednesday.
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
Don't you have a husband?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
You are an idiot!

I don't COMPLAIN about booty calls!

I embrace every one and each of them and initiate them myself! He gets kick out of it! It's Sunday so you know...

What a bitter woman you are!!!

I know! You need a booty call!
It's not Sunday. It's Wednesday. Duh
So yours scheduled on Wednesday.

Mine on Sunday.


Today isn't scheduled. Today is today.

And today is Wednesday.
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If you don't have anybody wanting your booty...—
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
Don't you have a husband?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
You are an idiot!

I don't COMPLAIN about booty calls!

I embrace every one and each of them and initiate them myself! He gets kick out of it! It's Sunday so you know...

What a bitter woman you are!!!

I know! You need a booty call!
It's not Sunday. It's Wednesday. Duh
So yours scheduled on Wednesday.

Mine on Sunday.


Today isn't scheduled. Today is today.

And today is Wednesday.
If you don't have anybody wanting your booty...—
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Sigh. Theres no hope for you.
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
Don't you have a husband?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
You are an idiot!

I don't COMPLAIN about booty calls!

I embrace every one and each of them and initiate them myself! He gets kick out of it! It's Sunday so you know...

What a bitter woman you are!!!

I know! You need a booty call!
It's not Sunday. It's Wednesday. Duh
So yours scheduled on Wednesday.

Mine on Sunday.


Today isn't scheduled. Today is today.

And today is Wednesday.
If you don't have anybody wanting your booty...—
Sigh. Theres no hope for you.
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My hope is for Sunday! Your booty has no hope. Wait...you didn't say if you have one...at least—
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Don't you have a BF?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
Don't you have a husband?

Or you behave like a slut?

What's wrong with you lately?
You are an idiot!

I don't COMPLAIN about booty calls!

I embrace every one and each of them and initiate them myself! He gets kick out of it! It's Sunday so you know...

What a bitter woman you are!!!

I know! You need a booty call!
It's not Sunday. It's Wednesday. Duh
So yours scheduled on Wednesday.

Mine on Sunday.


Today isn't scheduled. Today is today.

And today is Wednesday.
If you don't have anybody wanting your booty...—
Sigh. Theres no hope for you.
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Waaaait a minute! 🙂

Were you trying to 'parent' me all this time?

That's like...historical!

?
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Posted by tcta
nah for me - no thank you - I prefer a bit more time to relax and enjoy each other and not a leave your shoes on quickie - too impersonal for me - I want to be able to eat, relax, eat again, relax ... more like a marathon
Posted by poison_ivy
Not for me..

TOO messy.. I have to have someone "win my mind" before they can have my body.. 😉

... and then.. of course, there's cuddling after.. I do enjoy cuddles!
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What if it's someone who has already won your mind/heart? And you have already had cuddles and dinner in candlelight and sweet sweet luuuvathon?
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Posted by GC01
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by tcta
nah for me - no thank you - I prefer a bit more time to relax and enjoy each other and not a leave your shoes on quickie - too impersonal for me - I want to be able to eat, relax, eat again, relax ... more like a marathon
Posted by poison_ivy
Not for me..

TOO messy.. I have to have someone "win my mind" before they can have my body.. 😉

... and then.. of course, there's cuddling after.. I do enjoy cuddles!
What if it's someone who has already won your mind/heart? And you have already had cuddles and dinner in candlelight and sweet sweet luuuvathon?

Now we're talking...I'll take it!

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That's what I'm talking about! Wait......there's taking it, and there's "taking IT".

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Which is it?

PS: that gif-ified euphemism makes my sphincter twitch in fear.
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by tcta
nah for me - no thank you - I prefer a bit more time to relax and enjoy each other and not a leave your shoes on quickie - too impersonal for me - I want to be able to eat, relax, eat again, relax ... more like a marathon
Posted by poison_ivy
Not for me..

TOO messy.. I have to have someone "win my mind" before they can have my body.. 😉

... and then.. of course, there's cuddling after.. I do enjoy cuddles!
What if it's someone who has already won your mind/heart? And you have already had cuddles and dinner in candlelight and sweet sweet luuuvathon?
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that works of course