Epic Fail

This chick yours truly has been pursuing for the past month went to the shits. one day i show up and this fat ugly chick gets in my way starts talking to me about smoothies, but this happened in front of the chick i was pursuing. So i side step the husky girl then head over to the target chick. The first thing she ask me is "what did you 2 talk about?" In my head i was like, we're not in a relationship, so I'm not giving an answer and i replied with a joke which seemed ok. I was making a little bit of conversation and i told her this lady i knew i replaced one of her broken glass pieces because i was looking at a similar piece. The response i get is "who is she—" i simply tell her who she was this time.

Then she burst out

HOW MANY GFS DO YOU HAVE

HOW MANY WIVES DO YOU HAVE

I told her none and do you see a ring on this finger?

She ask me again

HOW MANY WIVES DO YOU HAVE

I'm like alright, shes not going to believe me so i say "Alright I have 3" as a joke

She storms off and everything went down hill after that.

I'm pretty sure when i was leaving she went to the bathroom and cried because i caught a glimpse of her storming off in that direction

women

Posted by andstrollbot
Pls tell me she was a Scorpio woman and did you go back and get a beej from the husky chick?

the husky chick told me where to get cheap smoothies

Posted by ChoXtsy
Well do you still like her ?

I liked her more before her jealousy emerged. I actually went back there a few days later and i tried talking to her asking her if shes ok, she wouldn't give me much of an answer about anything, but she seemed playful and some what cheerful. so i followed up a few days later and she told me she wasn't looking for anything.

The fat chick took its toll.

It also didn't help she told half the staff about me. I'm sure she got loads of bad advice from them

I don't appreciate the rep y'all giving us lmao

That was a pretty dramatic reaction though.

What are you gonna do OP?

*facepalm*

Bitches like her need to be pushed off a cliff or admitted to Arkham....

Posted by littlenanobyte
I'm with ands on this one, go back to the husk and get a bj, while drinking one of her smoothies. She may be bigger but she has bjs and smoothies, so who really wins in this situation?

the chubby one did have a nice blue dress on at the time but she had those disgusting leg rolls. I'm not sure if i want to cross into that territory

Umm if you've been pursuing her for a month (obviously you like her) why not give straight answers when she asked you those questions?

Smh... men lol

I went back there again today on a different mission and the employees there were giving me dirty looks and one of them said "you've got to be kidding me." like i shouldn't be there for other reasons. fucking people. she wasn't there today anyways.

Posted by Scrumptious
I went back there again today on a different mission and the employees there were giving me dirty looks and one of them said "you've got to be kidding me." like i shouldn't be there for other reasons. fucking people. she wasn't there today anyways.

Lmao. That's petty.

Is there more to the story?

She just dogged you out to her coworkers and cut you off cold because you chatted someone up for a few minutes about some smoothies—

Time to adios sucka that bish

Posted by Scrumptious
I went back there again today on a different mission and the employees there were giving me dirty looks and one of them said "you've got to be kidding me."

lol

Posted by Silvuh

Posted by Scrumptious
I went back there again today on a different mission and the employees there were giving me dirty looks and one of them said "you've got to be kidding me." like i shouldn't be there for other reasons. fucking people. she wasn't there today anyways.

Lmao. That's petty.

Is there more to the story?

She just dogged you out to her coworkers and cut you off cold because you chatted someone up for a few minutes about some smoothies—

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pretty much in a nutshell. In the beginning we would talk for about 20 to 30 minutes almost everyday for 2 weeks. Nobody noticed me, no dirty looks or stupid comments. i was pretty much a ghost. It was after she went on vacation everything started going downhill to the shit pile now. I figured she would lose interest going on vacation. i didn't think she would tell the whole place about me. I asked her several times if she told everyone about me and of course the answer was no.

Towards the end she wanted to know if i walked there. I told her no, i take the bus. she had such a hard time keeping a straight expression on her face.

Posted by andstrollbot
Is your real name delonte?

how u no

I say you go back with a harem of chubbys just mess with her.

these stories are better with signs

im going to guess op is air jealous girl is water

Posted by Quantum
I say you go back with a harem of chubbys just mess with her.

thats a lot of oxygen tanks

Posted by Scrumptious

Posted by Quantum
I say you go back with a harem of chubbys just mess with her.

thats a lot of oxygen tanks

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Okay you've gone beyond chubby and into Lady Mountain territory.

When bishes have their own plate tectonics going, they too fat.

What's a big girl doing drinking smoothies?

Those are healthy.

Unless they are like peanut butter, chocolate, and hamburger smoothies.

Posted by aquanib

Posted by Quantum
When bishes have their own plate tectonics going, they too fat.

And people blame religion and unfavourable astro periods for earthquakes 😆

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When the Eastern Thigh Plate subducts under the Western Thigh Plate....

Posted by aquanib

Posted by Quantum
When bishes have their own plate tectonics going, they too fat.

And people blame religion and unfavourable astro periods for earthquakes 😆

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hey im just trying to find out why. I still dont know

Posted by aquanib

Posted by Ophiuchus

hey im just trying to find out why. I still dont know

See above! 😆

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wtf lol

Posted by aquanib

Posted by Ophiuchus

hey im just trying to find out why. I still dont know

See above! 😆

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got thrown off with the cameltoe part. So i guess its just scientific nothing mystical

The Cameltoe is caused by obduction of the FUPA Plate as it meets the Southern Coochie Plate.

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Posted by Quantum
I say you go back with a harem of chubbys just mess with her.

thats a lot of oxygen tanks

Okay you've gone beyond chubby and into Lady Mountain territory.

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yea i guess central italy has enough problem as it is

just shakin ma dam head !

Posted by Impulsv
Go back just to ask her her sign

i already know what her sign is. its stupid crazy.

I'm just glad at least one person knew I wasn't referring to dishes and understood the joke.

Posted by Scrumptious

Posted by Silvuh

Posted by Scrumptious
I went back there again today on a different mission and the employees there were giving me dirty looks and one of them said "you've got to be kidding me." like i shouldn't be there for other reasons. fucking people. she wasn't there today anyways.

Lmao. That's petty.

Is there more to the story?

She just dogged you out to her coworkers and cut you off cold because you chatted someone up for a few minutes about some smoothies—

pretty much in a nutshell. In the beginning we would talk for about 20 to 30 minutes almost everyday for 2 weeks. Nobody noticed me, no dirty looks or stupid comments. i was pretty much a ghost. It was after she went on vacation everything started going downhill to the shit pile now. I figured she would lose interest going on vacation. i didn't think she would tell the whole place about me. I asked her several times if she told everyone about me and of course the answer was no.

Towards the end she wanted to know if i walked there. I told her no, i take the bus. she had such a hard time keeping a straight expression on her face.

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Sounds messy. I think you dodged a bullet lol