When is it acceptable to fart in front of someone you're dating?
Farts
You can fart inside me
Posted by bawlikestogomoo
You can fart inside me
If we stand back to back, we can fart inside of each other.
Posted by PinsAndNeedlesPosted by Dread_Pirate_PhantaPosted by PinsAndNeedles
Immediately.
lmao
Isn't the first shared toot usually an accident, anyway?
Good opportunity to see who they really are. The sooner, the better. 😂click to expand
Right?
You don't want to get 2 years into a relationship thinking that they don't fart.. because on 2 years and one day, when they let one rip, it's like.. they aren't who you thought they were. What else are they hiding from you?!
Posted by BlueStarPosted by _DazedPosted by PinsAndNeedlesPosted by Dread_Pirate_PhantaPosted by PinsAndNeedles
Immediately.
lmao
Isn't the first shared toot usually an accident, anyway?
Good opportunity to see who they really are. The sooner, the better. 😂
Right?
You don't want to get 2 years into a relationship thinking that they don't fart.. because on 2 years and one day, when they let one rip, it's like.. they aren't who you thought they were. What else are they hiding from you?!
Then they get the tracker.click to expand
Hook it to their exhaust pipe.
Posted by FactCheck
I'm sorry someone made you feel like you couldnt release CO2 when a build up could potentially kill you. Let em rip when its comfortable for you and let the past trauma be released with them. *turns on aromatherapy humidifier*
What if you fart in an open plan kitchen?
Posted by BlueStarPosted by Dread_Pirate_PhantaPosted by _DazedPosted by PinsAndNeedlesPosted by Dread_Pirate_PhantaPosted by PinsAndNeedles
Immediately.
lmao
Isn't the first shared toot usually an accident, anyway?
Good opportunity to see who they really are. The sooner, the better. 😂
Right?
You don't want to get 2 years into a relationship thinking that they don't fart.. because on 2 years and one day, when they let one rip, it's like.. they aren't who you thought they were. What else are they hiding from you?!
There was a girl in my high school who claimed she never farted. What a ding-dong. That's still the first thing I think of when I think of her.
I’m not gonna say that I don’t fart but no one has ever seen me fart.click to expand
"seen me fart"
Like with an infrared camera?
I saw blow one out early on. You’ll know if you really like them or not by your reaction. Everyone farts so it’s just a test if you can survive their farts. It almost makes me instantly more comfortable with someone when they do haha. And I’m immature so I think it’s still funny lol Scorpio and Virguy both made farts hilarious for me, so no biggie in my book.
Posted by _DazedPosted by PinsAndNeedlesPosted by Dread_Pirate_PhantaPosted by PinsAndNeedles
Immediately.
lmao
Isn't the first shared toot usually an accident, anyway?
Good opportunity to see who they really are. The sooner, the better. 😂
Right?
You don't want to get 2 years into a relationship thinking that they don't fart.. because on 2 years and one day, when they let one rip, it's like.. they aren't who you thought they were. What else are they hiding from you?!click to expand
Lol my Libra bestie in high school held em in too much so she would fart in her sleep next to her boyfriend lol
Posted by MrsElleCappysnatch
We don't do that in front of each other.
However, a couple months ago, in the middle of the night he did it....like a lot and very loud....while he was sleeping.
I was disturbed for like three days but I never told him why 😭😭😭😭
Lmao! That’s why you don’t hold em in!!!!
Posted by BlueStarPosted by bawlikestogomoo
You can fart inside me
@dxpnet ban this monsterclick to expand
I am die 8(
Posted by _DazedPosted by bawlikestogomoo
You can fart inside me
If we stand back to back, we can fart inside of each other.click to expand
I have some N95 masks so we can practice safe breathing
Posted by _DazedPosted by FactCheck
I'm sorry someone made you feel like you couldnt release CO2 when a build up could potentially kill you. Let em rip when its comfortable for you and let the past trauma be released with them. *turns on aromatherapy humidifier*
What if you fart in an open plan kitchen?click to expand
LEAVE my kitchen alone. i'll fart on your head!
Posted by twinkletoesPosted by bawlikestogomoo
You can fart inside me
what?click to expand
You can get sloppy seconds 8)
Fart upon meeting, is best social manners.
Posted by Dreamy88
This isn't what it sounds like, but
My coworker tried to sit on my hand when I had my hand on a desk so I stuck my finger out so it would poke his butt hole. Then he farted on my finger and smiled.
The next day, he went to lunch in the locker room. I stood next to him and gave him the loudest clappy fart. Then I scooped the air and threw it at him.
Revenge is best served warm and moist
That's really not too comforting because it sounds like you two are gay-tastic.
This is why you get a dog, to blame it on them.
Posted by Dreamy88
This isn't what it sounds like, but
My coworker tried to sit on my hand when I had my hand on a desk so I stuck my finger out so it would poke his butt hole. Then he farted on my finger and smiled.
The next day, he went to lunch in the locker room. I stood next to him and gave him the loudest clappy fart. Then I scooped the air and threw it at him.
Revenge is best served warm and moist
*giggles hysterically like a 5 yr old*
As long as it isn't an eggy or hot dog smell.
I make it a rule Never to fart in front of a guy. Its too embarrassing, so I leave the area/room and find somewhere Outside (eg garden), or the toilet to fart.
Even in marriage I refused to let myself do that.
I have however accidently farted in front of him, so because he wasn't used to me farting, he'd make a big deal and laugh so much!
Even in marriage I refused to let myself do that.
I have however accidently farted in front of him, so because he wasn't used to me farting, he'd make a big deal and laugh so much!
Bump
Nice bump
*farts*
*farts*
Posted by Arielle83
My partner never farts in front of me.
I’m pregnant and just going with it even more now.
Plus I’m eating a lot of Kale and mesculan salad mix
Pregnant belly pics please
Posted by Arielle83
My partner never farts in front of me.
I’m pregnant and just going with it even more now.
Plus I’m eating a lot of Kale and mesculan salad mix
Omg congratulations!!! So happy for you!
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →Related Topics
Or in the dating/courtship phase..
Are you missing someone you don’t have or may never have? Is someone constantly on your mind who you can’t connect with? Then this thread is for you. Here we can send messages to those we love who don’t love us back or who we can’t be with at this time fo
what the freak is going on with my romantic life.
So i'm pretty much confused as hell.
a little overall picture: I am most certainly not someone who enjoys entering and leaving relationships rapidly, but for some reason the last few encounters with women
I first heard about it in How I Met Your Mother. Is it true, though?
Should anyone have to choose between love and faithfulness?? In modern society there are many people with open relationships, open marriages, swingers, swappers, and one year passes which they give to their significant others. Free love they call it and t
I’ve been dating this guy and we have been involved for a while... I know this seems trivial but he never likes any of my pics... he’s liked 3 or 4 in all the time we have been involved since december... it really wouldn’t bother me at all but i’ve notice
I've heard this saying, "people will only treat you how you allow." However, I've also heard, "You are not responsible for how people treat you - but you are responsible for how you treat others and yourself!"
I think we are responsible for how people wh
You’ve heard the saying, now let’s address it with a taste of reality. All people fall into one of the two categories: body count low or body count no/not telling. So the question is how can you tell the difference between the one who lives fast in the sa
I was dating someone for a little while and we was in separable we was together every weekend and would speak everyday through out the day, I could tell he really was fond of me and I was very much in love with him too.
He said that he wanted to not put
Has anyone ever done this or had someone do it to you? What are your thoughts?
I find myself doing this a lot lately for my aries. He is considered the child of the zodiac signs afterall. It all started when I noticed how dirty and literally disgusting p
And actually stayed faithful once you got married?
A friend of mine has cheated on her so since trey have been together. It's not my business, but we have talked about it. She told me she would stop if they ever got married.
I'm not sure ei believe tha
I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
I don’t know if I’m wrong to think this way. I know we’re living in a new generation but I don’t feel comfortable paying for dates.
Sorry. I don’t know if some women can relate to me but it’s just how I am.
Call me old fashioned, but I still believe thin
This is my first post!
So my question is how do you know if "HE IS THE ONE"??
Is there any checklist kind of thing which goes like " tick tick tick"?
If so, what are they?
If not, how does one decide?
Thanks in advance:)
So if a guy takes a potential lover out on a date for the first time, and the date starts after breakfast and gets over before lunch, will you still keep food and snacks stocked in your car just in case?
This is a serious question.
So all you [b]self-righteous fucking clueless ass weirdos[/b] that want to come in here and act like they never heard no shit like this, can just put a damn sock in it.
You all know what I mean...
How often do you square u
Ok so I have this friend whom I have known for years but it's been on and off as her passive-aggressive behavior has broken up our friendship a few times. Each time it is her who contacts me as I only contacted her to mend fences once but that was many ye
Another GemCurio classic.. I've been gone for 2 years but we all still have the same problems on this green spinning ball. I hope everyone has been well. This one is self explanatory. For those of you who don't know me, I'm as classy man who will tell you
Wow ok so it feels like the pandemic has got some people sitting at home all day dreaming up a wedding cause I know a few people who suddenly wanna get hitched as soon as things get better...
First one is my 25 year old Sag cousin. He’s supposedly fallen