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Inspired by horny but nothing thread
Posted by KoniuchaaNo! Bring your friends from the bar!
Is this for people in the forum only ?
Posted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
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Posted by DeadStoolYou just ask for lunch...retard! LolPosted by GemitatiThanks butPosted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
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Did you mean lunch to go?
Sorry you have to specify!
I hope lesson learned! Say thank you!
Sorry you have to specify!
I hope lesson learned! Say thank you!
Posted by DeadStoolI was just trying to save money!Posted by GemitatiNOT THAT KIND YA PERVPosted by DeadStoolYou just ask for lunch...retard! LolPosted by GemitatiThanks butPosted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
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Posted by DeadStoolWhat kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?Posted by GemitatiThanks but im a trust fund kidPosted by DeadStoolI was just trying to save money!Posted by GemitatiNOT THAT KIND YA PERVPosted by DeadStoolYou just ask for lunch...retard! LolPosted by GemitatiThanks butPosted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
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Lol
Posted by DeadStoolI do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...Posted by GemitatiOMG do you even life?Posted by DeadStoolWhat kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?Posted by GemitatiThanks but im a trust fund kidPosted by DeadStoolI was just trying to save money!Posted by GemitatiNOT THAT KIND YA PERVPosted by DeadStoolYou just ask for lunch...retard! LolPosted by GemitatiThanks butPosted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
Lolclick to expand
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
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Posted by DeadStoolWondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?Posted by GemitatiI think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.Posted by DeadStoolI do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...Posted by GemitatiOMG do you even life?Posted by DeadStoolWhat kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?Posted by GemitatiThanks but im a trust fund kidPosted by DeadStoolI was just trying to save money!Posted by GemitatiNOT THAT KIND YA PERVPosted by DeadStoolYou just ask for lunch...retard! LolPosted by GemitatiThanks butPosted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
Lol
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...click to expand
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Posted by DeadStoolSo you know how to google, copy/paste and word pepperoni!Posted by GemitatiStroke: The sudden death of brain cells due to lack of oxygen, caused by blockage of blood flow or rupture of an artery to the brain. Sudden loss of speech, weakness, or paralysis of one side of the body can be symptoms.Posted by DeadStoolWondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?Posted by GemitatiI think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.Posted by DeadStoolI do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...Posted by GemitatiOMG do you even life?Posted by DeadStoolWhat kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?Posted by GemitatiThanks but im a trust fund kidPosted by DeadStoolI was just trying to save money!Posted by GemitatiNOT THAT KIND YA PERVPosted by DeadStoolYou just ask for lunch...retard! LolPosted by GemitatiThanks butPosted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
Lol
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Rest in Pepperoniclick to expand
Awesome!
Maybe you will grow up into something that can buy himself lunch one day! Lol
Posted by DeadStoolWas that a brain fart?Posted by GemitatiLooks like someone's guilty of googling themselves, or is it binging. No...you look more like the netscape navigator type to me. Don't worry, that picture will load soon enough, you better pray no one calls you though.Posted by DeadStoolSo you know how to google, copy/paste and word pepperoni!Posted by GemitatiStroke: The sudden death of brain cells due to lack of oxygen, caused by blockage of blood flow or rupture of an artery to the brain. Sudden loss of speech, weakness, or paralysis of one side of the body can be symptoms.Posted by DeadStoolWondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?Posted by GemitatiI think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.Posted by DeadStoolI do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...Posted by GemitatiOMG do you even life?Posted by DeadStoolWhat kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?Posted by GemitatiThanks but im a trust fund kidPosted by DeadStoolI was just trying to save money!Posted by GemitatiNOT THAT KIND YA PERVPosted by DeadStoolYou just ask for lunch...retard! LolPosted by GemitatiThanks butPosted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
Lol
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Rest in Pepperoni
Awesome!
Maybe you will grow up into something that can buy himself lunch one day! Lolclick to expand
Posted by DeadStoolI didn't think so until read your posts!Posted by GemitatiThe brain doesnt fart, you should google it. DUHPosted by DeadStoolWas that a brain fart?Posted by GemitatiLooks like someone's guilty of googling themselves, or is it binging. No...you look more like the netscape navigator type to me. Don't worry, that picture will load soon enough, you better pray no one calls you though.Posted by DeadStoolSo you know how to google, copy/paste and word pepperoni!Posted by GemitatiStroke: The sudden death of brain cells due to lack of oxygen, caused by blockage of blood flow or rupture of an artery to the brain. Sudden loss of speech, weakness, or paralysis of one side of the body can be symptoms.Posted by DeadStoolWondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?Posted by GemitatiI think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.Posted by DeadStoolI do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...Posted by GemitatiOMG do you even life?Posted by DeadStoolWhat kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?Posted by GemitatiThanks but im a trust fund kidPosted by DeadStoolI was just trying to save money!Posted by GemitatiNOT THAT KIND YA PERVPosted by DeadStoolYou just ask for lunch...retard! LolPosted by GemitatiThanks butPosted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
Lol
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Rest in Pepperoni
Awesome!
Maybe you will grow up into something that can buy himself lunch one day! Lol
click to expand
Posted by DeadStoolNo you just a butt!Posted by GemitatiI'm not the butthead herePosted by DeadStoolI didn't think so until read your posts!Posted by GemitatiThe brain doesnt fart, you should google it. DUHPosted by DeadStoolWas that a brain fart?Posted by GemitatiLooks like someone's guilty of googling themselves, or is it binging. No...you look more like the netscape navigator type to me. Don't worry, that picture will load soon enough, you better pray no one calls you though.Posted by DeadStoolSo you know how to google, copy/paste and word pepperoni!Posted by GemitatiStroke: The sudden death of brain cells due to lack of oxygen, caused by blockage of blood flow or rupture of an artery to the brain. Sudden loss of speech, weakness, or paralysis of one side of the body can be symptoms.Posted by DeadStoolWondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?Posted by GemitatiI think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.Posted by DeadStoolI do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...Posted by GemitatiOMG do you even life?Posted by DeadStoolWhat kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?Posted by GemitatiThanks but im a trust fund kidPosted by DeadStoolI was just trying to save money!Posted by GemitatiNOT THAT KIND YA PERVPosted by DeadStoolYou just ask for lunch...retard! LolPosted by GemitatiThanks butPosted by DeadStoolYou can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...Posted by GemitatiWoah buy me lunch first.Posted by DeadStoolExclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Are you horny?
Lol
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Rest in Pepperoni
Awesome!
Maybe you will grow up into something that can buy himself lunch one day! Lol
click to expand
Posted by yupvirgooyessssssssssss! BECAUSE THIS IS HOW SEX OFFENDERS ARE BORN!
*chuckles
This is so silly.
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I don't understand what you mean... are you annoyed by people who restrain their desires?
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