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Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?
Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Posted by Koniuchaa
Is this for people in the forum only ?
No! Bring your friends from the bar!
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
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You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Thanks but
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You just ask for lunch...retard! Lol
Did you mean lunch to go?
Sorry you have to specify!
I hope lesson learned! Say thank you!
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Thanks but
You just ask for lunch...retard! Lol
NOT THAT KIND YA PERV
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I was just trying to save money!
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Thanks but
You just ask for lunch...retard! Lol
NOT THAT KIND YA PERV
I was just trying to save money!
Thanks but im a trust fund kid
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What kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?
Lol
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Thanks but
You just ask for lunch...retard! Lol
NOT THAT KIND YA PERV
I was just trying to save money!
Thanks but im a trust fund kid
What kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?
Lol
OMG do you even life?
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I do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
😐
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Thanks but
You just ask for lunch...retard! Lol
NOT THAT KIND YA PERV
I was just trying to save money!
Thanks but im a trust fund kid
What kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?
Lol
OMG do you even life?
I do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
I think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.
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Wondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Thanks but
You just ask for lunch...retard! Lol
NOT THAT KIND YA PERV
I was just trying to save money!
Thanks but im a trust fund kid
What kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?
Lol
OMG do you even life?
I do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
I think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.
Wondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Stroke: The sudden death of brain cells due to lack of oxygen, caused by blockage of blood flow or rupture of an artery to the brain. Sudden loss of speech, weakness, or paralysis of one side of the body can be symptoms.
Rest in Pepperoni
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So you know how to google, copy/paste and word pepperoni!
Awesome!
Maybe you will grow up into something that can buy himself lunch one day! Lol
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Thanks but
You just ask for lunch...retard! Lol
NOT THAT KIND YA PERV
I was just trying to save money!
Thanks but im a trust fund kid
What kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?
Lol
OMG do you even life?
I do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
I think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.
Wondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Stroke: The sudden death of brain cells due to lack of oxygen, caused by blockage of blood flow or rupture of an artery to the brain. Sudden loss of speech, weakness, or paralysis of one side of the body can be symptoms.
Rest in Pepperoni
So you know how to google, copy/paste and word pepperoni!
Awesome!
Maybe you will grow up into something that can buy himself lunch one day! Lol
Looks like someone's guilty of googling themselves, or is it binging. No...you look more like the netscape navigator type to me. Don't worry, that picture will load soon enough, you better pray no one calls you though.
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Was that a brain fart?
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Thanks but
You just ask for lunch...retard! Lol
NOT THAT KIND YA PERV
I was just trying to save money!
Thanks but im a trust fund kid
What kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?
Lol
OMG do you even life?
I do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
I think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.
Wondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Stroke: The sudden death of brain cells due to lack of oxygen, caused by blockage of blood flow or rupture of an artery to the brain. Sudden loss of speech, weakness, or paralysis of one side of the body can be symptoms.
Rest in Pepperoni
So you know how to google, copy/paste and word pepperoni!
Awesome!
Maybe you will grow up into something that can buy himself lunch one day! Lol
Looks like someone's guilty of googling themselves, or is it binging. No...you look more like the netscape navigator type to me. Don't worry, that picture will load soon enough, you better pray no one calls you though.
Was that a brain fart?
The brain doesnt fart, you should google it. DUH
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I didn't think so until read your posts!
Posted by DeadStool
Are you horny?Exclusively for one person forever 24/7!
Woah buy me lunch first.
You can eat down there! For free! Not a buffet though...
Thanks but
You just ask for lunch...retard! Lol
NOT THAT KIND YA PERV
I was just trying to save money!
Thanks but im a trust fund kid
What kind of trust? Looking so poor and sorry that you trust when you ask women to BUY you lunch they just will? Because they trust your sorry looks?
Lol
OMG do you even life?
I do life! Or I don't? I am not sure! Your intelligence blew my mind away and I am stuck between trust fund hungry child and having 'life'...
Trust me it's not an easy place to be!
Trust me! ROFLMAO...
I think i might have induced a stroke. Listen to me, It's PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE OK. But hang in there ya horny perv.
Wondering which word you misspelled when you wrote 'stroke'?
Strike? Streak? Spoke? Sex?
Lol
Stroke: The sudden death of brain cells due to lack of oxygen, caused by blockage of blood flow or rupture of an artery to the brain. Sudden loss of speech, weakness, or paralysis of one side of the body can be symptoms.
Rest in Pepperoni
So you know how to google, copy/paste and word pepperoni!
Awesome!
Maybe you will grow up into something that can buy himself lunch one day! Lol
Looks like someone's guilty of googling themselves, or is it binging. No...you look more like the netscape navigator type to me. Don't worry, that picture will load soon enough, you better pray no one calls you though.
Was that a brain fart?
The brain doesnt fart, you should google it. DUH
I didn't think so until read your posts!
I'm not the butthead here
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No you just a butt!
Posted by yupvirgoo
*chucklesThis is so silly.
I don't understand what you mean... are you annoyed by people who restrain their desires?
yessssssssssss! BECAUSE THIS IS HOW SEX OFFENDERS ARE BORN!
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Wondering,,,
If someone proclaiming themselves to be horny for one particular person in the forum but also doesn't do anything when opportunity presents itself...
Is it astrological or just individual thing?
I can not imagine wanting someone and he is acting accordingly and you just do nothing and say good night!
Like what ? Why?
Than you come on hoards and tell the world you are horny!
How many of you grabbed your 'horny' and let it DIE? And why?