deckedandecker
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Posted by alexscaries
"I've even put cream cheese and ice cream on certain parts of her body and licked it."
She must be crackers.

Posted by alexscaries
"I've even put cream cheese and ice cream on certain parts of her body and licked it."
She must be crackers.


Posted by alexscariesPosted by deckedandeckerPosted by alexscaries
"I've even put cream cheese and ice cream on certain parts of her body and licked it."
She must be crackers.
she is white....well technically at least
Not sure what you call them in the US.
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f2r5hMhrOek/TX9pomI3OHI/AAAAAAAABVQ/frQimgdxy4I/s1600/Snack% 2BSeries% 2BIV% 2BCheese% 2Band% 2BCrackers.jpgclick to expand

Posted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by alexscaries
"I've even put cream cheese and ice cream on certain parts of her body and licked it."
She must be crackers.
I see you’re on a roll again
😂
A cheese roll.click to expand

Posted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by alexscariesPosted by deckedandeckerPosted by alexscaries
"I've even put cream cheese and ice cream on certain parts of her body and licked it."
She must be crackers.
she is white....well technically at least
Not sure what you call them in the US.
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f2r5hMhrOek/TX9pomI3OHI/AAAAAAAABVQ/frQimgdxy4I/s1600/Snack% 2BSeries% 2BIV% 2BCheese% 2Band% 2BCrackers.jpg
Nowt worse than having to explain a joke 😂
The price I have to pay for being the Lee Mack of dxp.click to expand

Posted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by alexscaries
"I've even put cream cheese and ice cream on certain parts of her body and licked it."
She must be crackers.
I see you’re on a roll again
😂
A cheese roll.
That’d be harder to lick 👅 off
I do like a pair of baps. 😸click to expand

Posted by alexscaries
"I've even put cream cheese and ice cream on certain parts of her body and licked it."
She must be crackers.


Posted by deckedandecker
Did end up seeing her again and as soon as I entered the room, immediately locked lips with her before she could even say a word. Put her over my shoulder and slammed her down on the bed, ate her out as she smiled and moaned. Had a lot of hot sex and even sucked on her beautiful nipples, licked her sweaty face and shoulders, and I just loved kissing her beautiful skin. She smelled like lemons too for some reason, always does when she doesn't shower.
Needless to say, after doing it, she told me "fine, let's see where it goes". Smiled and slowly closed her eyes too.
God I love Aries women and now I am dating one, woo baby!

Posted by alexscariesPosted by deckedandecker
Did end up seeing her again and as soon as I entered the room, immediately locked lips with her before she could even say a word. Put her over my shoulder and slammed her down on the bed, ate her out as she smiled and moaned. Had a lot of hot sex and even sucked on her beautiful nipples, licked her sweaty face and shoulders, and I just loved kissing her beautiful skin. She smelled like lemons too for some reason, always does when she doesn't shower.
Needless to say, after doing it, she told me "fine, let's see where it goes". Smiled and slowly closed her eyes too.
God I love Aries women and now I am dating one, woo baby!
Still better writing than E L James. But remember real men don't eat pussy, they eat ass.click to expand

Posted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by alexscariesPosted by deckedandecker
Did end up seeing her again and as soon as I entered the room, immediately locked lips with her before she could even say a word. Put her over my shoulder and slammed her down on the bed, ate her out as she smiled and moaned. Had a lot of hot sex and even sucked on her beautiful nipples, licked her sweaty face and shoulders, and I just loved kissing her beautiful skin. She smelled like lemons too for some reason, always does when she doesn't shower.
Needless to say, after doing it, she told me "fine, let's see where it goes". Smiled and slowly closed her eyes too.
God I love Aries women and now I am dating one, woo baby!
Still better writing than E L James. But remember real men don't eat pussy, they eat ass.
...and real men don’t call it a pussy😶
Vagina is too clinical, c word too impolite, fanny too childish, growler, flange, vadge, Vijay jay, clunge - just tacky. I don't know a better all round term, but I'm happy to be educated.click to expand
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After finishing inside her a couple days ago and laying nude next to her in bed, covered in sweat, I told her we need to get more serious. She responded saying "I mean yeah I guess we can like not see other people and all I mean", so I grabbed her by the cheek and told her "look, I love spending time with you, let's get serious!". She turned her face away and smiled but I grabbed her and hugged her tightly asking "okay so are you not looking for anything serious?".
She said "it's not that man but like, I need time to think about it". So I kissed her and smacked her butt a few times and said "well for someone not good enough to be your boyfriend you sure as heck turn into a pornstar don't you". She then gets mad and says "dude, let's just have some fun and just give me some time to think about okay".
I mocked her and kissed her face, she has an arousing odor to her. When we ended that night, I told her "guess if I don't hear from you we don't see each other again huh". She responds saying "dude, like, just go okay I need some time". I acted very pissed off but she says she wants to meet tonight at her place.
How do I get her to be my girlfriend? I want an Aries woman in my life because they give the best oral sex, know how to take it, taste amazing, and smell like the heavens.