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It seems that the question that is posed in this thread is, which men go for low hanging fruit and list them by sign as well the less appealing woman's sign. It's sort of like measuring inferiority in both subjects.

Are you like the chicks in the movie Clueless except not as nice, and barely as smart?

The author of the thread might even be more conservative than I am, which is terrifying.


I was just posting on behalf of my buddy kittens 😭 you're not wrong though
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like let's be real here, like what's the demand in the market for a penis?
i'll never understand why my scorpio sun/taurus moon aunt puts up with my libra sun/scorpio moon uncle. dude pretends to be 'asleep' choking her, cheats sloppily (always gets caught) like exert better effort in hiding it pls and he sucks at handling business/money/dude has a literal island property with nothing to show for it. she literally married her #1 hater 🤦🤦
she would've been better off with her beta orbitter ex-husband.
men show you they hate you in a variety of subtle ways. they're more manipulative and insidious like that. when women hate you (they mostly exhibit hating themselves) like they don't take care of themselves, catching eating disorders/turn to substance abuse or they go the opposite direction and get all glammed up to cheat. even the worst they can do--- grab your kids and drown them in the bathtub to exorcise the demons out of them is at least to 'save them' yet somehow men can find a way to top that through the slow but sure degradation of your personhood not to 'save you' but to exploit you.
but hey, my aqua friend always did tell me back then that i'm sexist but in reverse. still don't know what that means but i do know that women simply by virtue of being female will always have someone waiting in the wings. just change your status in fb to single and watch all your options roll in. meanwhile, men out there wonder if they're even talking to a ciswoman online or someone from the alphabet mafia.
a man has to try a little harder in certain aspects depending on the woman vetting him. it's sad that most women forget the true nature of the dynamic of the sexes.

I think it goes both ways. Both sexes have forgotten the true nature of gender/sexual dynamics. It's kinda the opposite here, the men have become feminine and women have become masculine, from a societal aspect of course. Cause deep inside everyone always hides what they really want.

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i still think men gatekeep relationships while women gatekeep sex. this dynamic stood since the oldest surviving epic of gilgamesh when shamhat used the power of sex on this dude enkidu who was like: "you deserve all the jewelry in the world, babe. now i gotta go and stop gilgamesh from turning to the dark side." then he ghosts her.

but somehow enkidu and gilgamesh became besties when they met coz dudes be like that. then the goddess ishtar saw their bromance, felt rejected and decided to #metoo gilgamesh and send out the bull in heaven that they kill off.

but gods didn't bless gay people back then so they gave enkidu a disease that kills him.

so gilgamesh goes on a trip alone and met some guy who survived the great flood along with his wife and kids. then that's when he knew that's the only correct path.

but nowadays, you get this delusional man on reddit who asks his wife for an open marriage coz he thinks she's in the way of at least 5 more options for him. a mid-ish male asking a woman with original female body parts for an open marriage. she was hurt ofc but went along with it in fear of losing him.

as expected, jokes on him coz she kept getting match after match, going out every day and night while he's struggling to even get likes on his profile. the grass is greener mentality intensifes coz of dating apps and social media in general sure.

but if you're not brad pitt ultimate gigachad, at least know your rank in the totem pole coz average joe vs woman with original female body parts in the age of alphabet mafia? like what did he think was gonna happen? 😆😆

i'm sure this joe's delusion is shared by many.

thank god i'm married coz dating sucks.
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I’m just too picky. Not in the sense of looks, but if they can talk to me in a way that keeps me turned on. One of my biggest erogenous zones is my ears and I need them whispered into. I can’t just settle with any guy who is nice. And I thought most Virgos were like this. It sounds like it could work in theory though……

Same for me, I'm big on mannerisms and the way they talk

a lot of guys out there with gay mannerisms and I recoil on the inside
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I have dated bi men more masculine than numales I know. straight hipsters who are "feminist" (nice guys), adopt a gay lilt, walk around with limp wrists. its a warzone out there.
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This is the moment I truly realize I don't really know anyone. I know like 6 people, and all of them are in good relationships. My Sagittarius dad and Virgo mom. My best Libra friend who is with a Taurus woman. My best Sagittarius friend who is with a Cancer woman. As far as I know their relationships are great. There could obviously be things I might not know about, but from my perspective they all have great relationships. Being 100% honest the only one who had terrible relationships was myself.
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None of them are outstanding. The relationships that start out strong get targeting responses from people that are ugly and offended.


Those unliked, scorned people will eventually choose the couples' new steers and new images. You will not be the same people any more. You'll be an idiot's choice, usually someone that doesn't hurt their sensitivity because they are nothing exceptional.


I have lost and forgone relationships due to this.


The identity and image assigners make redeeming people ugly, fat and boring(or unreasonable)with their new picks for steering. They will use your steer access for sex, drinking and food, too.


If you're with someone and things are great, hide everything you can from Ugly Characters.




As someone who thinks I'm ugly and rotten to the core, do you think I should lose weight? (In your Libra-stellium woman persona, not your triggered conservative persona who only wants to look at Hooters wait-staff)

I wish StardustRevolution was still here to critique my jawline 😔
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oh i finally found one. reverse scenario of my Libra uncle x Scorpio aunt.

this Libra man gets cheated on by this Scorpio woman who isn't very well i don't wanna say it (but my opinion might not be valid coz i'm female, maybe men find her attractive idk 🤷🤷).

anyway, she got with her nanny's husband apparently like wtf how do you start to go about doing that? scorpio women always choosing the most scandalous options possible for pAsSiOn? idk i'm a boring earth sign 🤷🤷

somehow homeless or gold digger is better than scandalous to me.

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oh i finally found one. reverse scenario of my Libra uncle x Scorpio aunt.


this Libra man gets cheated on by this Scorpio woman who isn't very well i don't wanna say it (but my opinion might not be valid coz i'm female, maybe men find her attractive idk 🤷🤷).


anyway, she got with her nanny's husband apparently like wtf how do you start to go about doing that? scorpio women always choosing the most scandalous options possible for pAsSiOn? idk i'm a boring earth sign 🤷🤷


somehow homeless or gold digger is better than scandalous to me.




I'm pretty sure that's a tranny
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oh i finally found one. reverse scenario of my Libra uncle x Scorpio aunt.

this Libra man gets cheated on by this Scorpio woman who isn't very well i don't wanna say it (but my opinion might not be valid coz i'm female, maybe men find her attractive idk 🤷🤷).

anyway, she got with her nanny's husband apparently like wtf how do you start to go about doing that? scorpio women always choosing the most scandalous options possible for pAsSiOn? idk i'm a boring earth sign 🤷🤷

somehow homeless or gold digger is better than scandalous to me.

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I'm pretty sure that's a tranny
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idk but first i saw her i remember:

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oh i finally found one. reverse scenario of my Libra uncle x Scorpio aunt.

this Libra man gets cheated on by this Scorpio woman who isn't very well i don't wanna say it (but my opinion might not be valid coz i'm female, maybe men find her attractive idk 🤷🤷).

anyway, she got with her nanny's husband apparently like wtf how do you start to go about doing that? scorpio women always choosing the most scandalous options possible for pAsSiOn? idk i'm a boring earth sign 🤷🤷

somehow homeless or gold digger is better than scandalous to me.

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I'm pretty sure that's a tranny
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idk but first i saw her i remember:


that's totally it lol
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Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
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Hm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sports
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I think that's a water sign man thing to crave a woman to control him
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I think you may be right. My Cancer dad definitely is controlled by my Libra mom and I’m pretty sure he likes it. She’s been controlling him for over 50 years now. So I figure he either likes it or is too afraid to leave.🤷‍♀️
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None of them are outstanding. The relationships that start out strong get targeting responses from people that are ugly and offended.

Those unliked, scorned people will eventually choose the couples' new steers and new images. You will not be the same people any more. You'll be an idiot's choice, usually someone that doesn't hurt their sensitivity because they are nothing exceptional.

I have lost and forgone relationships due to this.

The identity and image assigners make redeeming people ugly, fat and boring(or unreasonable)with their new picks for steering. They will use your steer access for sex, drinking and food, too.

If you're with someone and things are great, hide everything you can from Ugly Characters.


As someone who thinks I'm ugly and rotten to the core, do you think I should lose weight? (In your Libra-stellium woman persona, not your triggered conservative persona who only wants to look at Hooters wait-staff)


I wish StardustRevolution was still here to critique my jawline 😔
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Your picture isn't really you. It's an image cover for life staging. You're probably horrifying without SD/base dealing so you gravitate toward perspective characters.

The men that go to Hooters are there to escape character baggage, which is to say, women like you. You look like you own a chicken coop and date a guy named Gustav. Your appeal is for fools from different countries, and not the kind with status or options.

Me, I don't have a Libra stellium. That would be someone completely different.

Wrong again. All counts.

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like let's be real here, like what's the demand in the market for a penis?

i'll never understand why my scorpio sun/taurus moon aunt puts up with my libra sun/scorpio moon uncle. dude pretends to be 'asleep' choking her, cheats sloppily (always gets caught) like exert better effort in hiding it pls and he sucks at handling business/money/dude has a literal island property with nothing to show for it. she literally married her #1 hater 🤦🤦

she would've been better off with her beta orbitter ex-husband.

men show you they hate you in a variety of subtle ways. they're more manipulative and insidious like that. when women hate you (they mostly exhibit hating themselves) like they don't take care of themselves, catching eating disorders/turn to substance abuse or they go the opposite direction and get all glammed up to cheat. even the worst they can do--- grab your kids and drown them in the bathtub to exorcise the demons out of them is at least to 'save them' yet somehow men can find a way to top that through the slow but sure degradation of your personhood not to 'save you' but to exploit you.

but hey, my aqua friend always did tell me back then that i'm sexist but in reverse. still don't know what that means but i do know that women simply by virtue of being female will always have someone waiting in the wings. just change your status in fb to single and watch all your options roll in. meanwhile, men out there wonder if they're even talking to a ciswoman online or someone from the alphabet mafia.

a man has to try a little harder in certain aspects depending on the woman vetting him. it's sad that most women forget the true nature of the dynamic of the sexes.

men are slaves to their lust so this will always give attractive, young women the upper hand and a ridiculous amount of power in the dynamic of the sexes. This is why a hot 18 year old on OF can now become a billionaire off the money of married men who are using their wives for labour and validation. I'm pretty sure the chase of teen pussy is the only reason they even get up in the morning and do any of the things that they do- very rarely is there anything to them beyond that compulsive urge


the dark side of that is, there is no ideal, bond, love, family or relationship that they would not betray in a heartbeat so satisfy their lust. They are only loyal to their lust and nothing else and this is why trusting a man and investing in him is a recipe for heartbreak and betrayal
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true very rare to find a decent man and hell the fact that most women of any age tend not to exploit or abuse their power over men when it's so EASY is an absolute kindness. if it were so much easier for men, i doubt we'll receive the same.

and possibly coz beyond social norms and morals, we're so conditioned to seek out genuine connections, call it romance or sentimentality maybe even infatuation, twin flames, soulmates. pick any name but that's the truth.

women with damaged self-esteem due to childhood/parental issues, emotional and mental hangups might give a cheating, homeless trashbag a chance every now and then but when she comes to her own someday, she'll hopefully find someone decent.

personally, i cried over a trashbag for almost a year but i realized that part of what really held the relationship together is my delusion that this person had the potential to build something with me. i imagine countless relationships have been forged and held together solely by the female's delusion.

so i owned up to my feudal lord powers and changed my status on fb to single and lo and behold i realized my power in the dating world. barely 3 minutes and a man took immediate notice of me. status, education, profession meant nothing next to the fact that i'm a ciswoman in my 20s with original female body parts.

meanwhile, the screenshots i took of my cheating ex's chats in some dating app he downloaded revealed women who constantly asks him about his job, how much he made and there's one he seems to fear to be a man or trans 🤦🤦

a woman's delusion is to hold a relationship while a man's is the idea that you're in the way of at least 5 more options for him.

this is one of the most sought after lands of the passport bros. that's extra competition for him. how dare we both forget our own rank in the totem pole? hell i dated a much older man, a bassist in a somewhat famous band who def spoiled me. if i had the wiring of MEN, it would be so EASY to play with all the advantage on my side.

then these same losers would complain about passport bros taking all the women when they're acting up like they look like brad pitt with the same face and bank account. b i t c h know your rank, you're just a man and the market's saturated with penises. hell i can announce that i'm getting divorced in my early 30s with a toddler and watch my inbox get flooded.

men need to resort to andrew tate and all the curb single moms podcasts to go on an imaginary power journey from incel to gigachad 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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like let's be real here, like what's the demand in the market for a penis?

i'll never understand why my scorpio sun/taurus moon aunt puts up with my libra sun/scorpio moon uncle. dude pretends to be 'asleep' choking her, cheats sloppily (always gets caught) like exert better effort in hiding it pls and he sucks at handling business/money/dude has a literal island property with nothing to show for it. she literally married her #1 hater 🤦🤦

she would've been better off with her beta orbitter ex-husband.

men show you they hate you in a variety of subtle ways. they're more manipulative and insidious like that. when women hate you (they mostly exhibit hating themselves) like they don't take care of themselves, catching eating disorders/turn to substance abuse or they go the opposite direction and get all glammed up to cheat. even the worst they can do--- grab your kids and drown them in the bathtub to exorcise the demons out of them is at least to 'save them' yet somehow men can find a way to top that through the slow but sure degradation of your personhood not to 'save you' but to exploit you.

but hey, my aqua friend always did tell me back then that i'm sexist but in reverse. still don't know what that means but i do know that women simply by virtue of being female will always have someone waiting in the wings. just change your status in fb to single and watch all your options roll in. meanwhile, men out there wonder if they're even talking to a ciswoman online or someone from the alphabet mafia.

a man has to try a little harder in certain aspects depending on the woman vetting him. it's sad that most women forget the true nature of the dynamic of the sexes.
men are slaves to their lust so this will always give attractive, young women the upper hand and a ridiculous amount of power in the dynamic of the sexes. This is why a hot 18 year old on OF can now become a billionaire off the money of married men who are using their wives for labour and validation. I'm pretty sure the chase of teen pussy is the only reason they even get up in the morning and do any of the things that they do- very rarely is there anything to them beyond that compulsive urge

the dark side of that is, there is no ideal, bond, love, family or relationship that they would not betray in a heartbeat so satisfy their lust. They are only loyal to their lust and nothing else and this is why trusting a man and investing in him is a recipe for heartbreak and betrayal
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true very rare to find a decent man and hell the fact that most women of any age tend not to exploit or abuse their power over men when it's so EASY is an absolute kindness. if it were so much easier for men, i doubt we'll receive the same.

and possibly coz beyond social norms and morals, we're so conditioned to seek out genuine connections, call it romance or sentimentality maybe even infatuation, twin flames, soulmates. pick any name but that's the truth.

women with damaged self-esteem due to childhood/parental issues, emotional and mental hangups might give a cheating, homeless trashbag a chance every now and then but when she comes to her own someday, she'll hopefully find someone decent.

personally, i cried over a trashbag for almost a year but i realized that part of what really held the relationship together is my delusion that this person had the potential to build something with me. i imagine countless relationships have been forged and held together solely by the female's delusion.

so i owned up to my feudal lord powers and changed my status on fb to single and lo and behold i realized my power in the dating world. barely 3 minutes and a man took immediate notice of me. status, education, profession meant nothing next to the fact that i'm a ciswoman in my 20s with original female body parts.

meanwhile, the screenshots i took of my cheating ex's chats in some dating app he downloaded revealed women who constantly asks him about his job, how much he made and there's one he seems to fear to be a man or trans 🤦🤦

a woman's delusion is to hold a relationship while a man's is the idea that you're in the way of at least 5 more options for him.

this is one of the most sought after lands of the passport bros. that's extra competition for him. how dare we both forget our own rank in the totem pole? hell i dated a much older man, a bassist in a somewhat famous band who def spoiled me. if i had the wiring of MEN, it would be so EASY to play with all the advantage on my side.

then these same losers would complain about passport bros taking all the women when they're acting up like they look like brad pitt with the same face and bank account. b i t c h know your rank, you're just a man and the market's saturated with penises. hell i can announce that i'm getting divorced in my early 30s with a toddler and watch my inbox get flooded.

men need to resort to andrew tate and all the curb single moms podcasts to go on an imaginary power journey from incel to gigachad 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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I could spend a lifetime reading your insightful and brilliant posts


agreed on all points
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You look like you own a chicken coop and date a guy named Gustav. Your appeal is for fools from different countries, and not the kind with status or options.

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 Thank you!

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I don't accept your response.

You divorced from more substantial topic matter because you live in a supply fantasy.

You're hiding extents.
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owning a chicken coop in 2025 is a winning move. In fact I'd encourage everybody to look at owning chicken as an investment for the future


I don't know what sparked this and I haven't been keeping up with this thread but I agree with everything said here. I own one and I don't know what's the issue about owning a chicken coop.
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owning a chicken coop in 2025 is a winning move. In fact I'd encourage everybody to look at owning chicken as an investment for the future

The cost of eggs are up now, at least in the states they are. It could be considered practical.


"Winning"? That must be hyperbole. To many, you'd be considered humble and only just getting by.

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My aunt retired at 45 earning nearly 6 figures as pension, she lives on a farm with a lakehouse she rents as an airbnb, especially to hunters who like to make use of her land and people who want to fish on her stocked lake. She sells eggs and her husband bales hay. She owns a Dalì painting. V successful chicken coop owner I'd say.
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One of my favorite memories of a Sierra post is when this Aries woman was telling the story of this Scorpio guy choosing a Taurus woman over her, virgooppp says "That bitch probably has armpit fat" 💀

ever since, whenever I look at my armpit fat roll, I think of her

yeah sierra doesn't like taurus women, was usually saying they're ugly/fat/masculine/crocodiles or whatever, but what can you do lol. Still some very good quality posts that are pleasant to read

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Taurus of both genders have been awesome to me more often than not, but I will say your Virgo ASC shines through. Probably has to do with being a highly mercurial earth sign
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One of my favorite memories of a Sierra post is when this Aries woman was telling the story of this Scorpio guy choosing a Taurus woman over her, virgooppp says "That bitch probably has armpit fat" 💀

ever since, whenever I look at my armpit fat roll, I think of her

i can't remember saying that, maybe it was someone else 😆😆
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Girl it was you, I remember taniwha quoting you laughing about it 😭
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One of my favorite memories of a Sierra post is when this Aries woman was telling the story of this Scorpio guy choosing a Taurus woman over her, virgooppp says "That bitch probably has armpit fat" 💀

ever since, whenever I look at my armpit fat roll, I think of her

yeah sierra doesn't like taurus women, was usually saying they're ugly/fat/masculine/crocodiles or whatever, but what can you do lol. Still some very good quality posts that are pleasant to read

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hey that was a long time ago. i've matured. even if my MIL low key, doesn't like me it's crazy admirable how she's raised all 8 kids and come her bday in may, i'm going to try and impress her. and i don't think of them that way anymore since i've realized that they're covert girlbosses and noticed that a lot of the elegant guru girlies teaching women self-esteem are capricorn and taurus 💅💅

only thing i noticed is that they're not very good actors but that's only coz gal gadot comes to mind.
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One of my favorite memories of a Sierra post is when this Aries woman was telling the story of this Scorpio guy choosing a Taurus woman over her, virgooppp says "That bitch probably has armpit fat" 💀

ever since, whenever I look at my armpit fat roll, I think of her
i can't remember saying that, maybe it was someone else 😆😆
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Girl it was you, I remember taniwha quoting you laughing about it 😭
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damn was i creative if it were me 😬😬

maybe i was just trying to make her feel better coz hell i like taurus women better than aries women. i've gained some taurus friends over the years. and my libra SIL new bf is a taurus and he cooks up amazing stuff on here when he's over 🍲🍲
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owning a chicken coop in 2025 is a winning move. In fact I'd encourage everybody to look at owning chicken as an investment for the future
The cost of eggs are up now, at least in the states they are. It could be considered practical.

"Winning"? That must be hyperbole. To many, you'd be considered humble and only just getting by.

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My aunt retired at 45 earning nearly 6 figures as pension, she lives on a farm with a lakehouse she rents as an airbnb, especially to hunters who like to make use of her land and people who want to fish on her stocked lake. She sells eggs and her husband bales hay. She owns a Dalì painting. V successful chicken coop owner I'd say.
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Characters stage their families so it's a moot point.

Are you entitled? You seem like you struggle with feelings of being owed.
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Posted by hydorah
owning a chicken coop in 2025 is a winning move. In fact I'd encourage everybody to look at owning chicken as an investment for the future
The cost of eggs are up now, at least in the states they are. It could be considered practical.

"Winning"? That must be hyperbole. To many, you'd be considered humble and only just getting by.
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My aunt retired at 45 earning nearly 6 figures as pension, she lives on a farm with a lakehouse she rents as an airbnb, especially to hunters who like to make use of her land and people who want to fish on her stocked lake. She sells eggs and her husband bales hay. She owns a Dalì painting. V successful chicken coop owner I'd say.
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Characters stage their families so it's a moot point.


Are you entitled? You seem like you struggle with feelings of being owed.

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That's just my Leo rising square Pluto, I constantly find myself having to put myself down to avoid being bullied, doesn't work though
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Married to a virgo man who's pretty much her zealed janitor, cleans everything all the time. I noticed they installed a small bed in a room for him, like a boy bedroom


I'm sorry but the image of this sends me & has been living in my head rent-free 💀

I've never met a doormat Virgo man myself but I can see them preferring to be dominated

Virgo man: "I see you skipped flossing today"

Aries wife: *throws him through windshield of fucked-up Pinto*
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Posted by hydorah
Married to a virgo man who's pretty much her zealed janitor, cleans everything all the time. I noticed they installed a small bed in a room for him, like a boy bedroom

I'm sorry but the image of this sends me & has been living in my head rent-free 💀

I've never met a doormat Virgo man myself but I can see them preferring to be dominated

Virgo man: "I see you skipped flossing today"

Aries wife: *throws him through windshield of fucked-up Pinto*
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virgo man in windshield "why you get angry baby? you now it's not good for your blood pressure. You'll come to me for help again"

(actual dialog btw, minus the windshield)
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Posted by MidAtBest
Posted by hydorah
Married to a virgo man who's pretty much her zealed janitor, cleans everything all the time. I noticed they installed a small bed in a room for him, like a boy bedroom
I'm sorry but the image of this sends me & has been living in my head rent-free 💀
I've never met a doormat Virgo man myself but I can see them preferring to be dominated
Virgo man: "I see you skipped flossing today"
Aries wife: *throws him through windshield of fucked-up Pinto*
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virgo man in windshield "why you get angry baby? you now it's not good for your blood pressure. You'll come to me for help again"

(actual dialog btw, minus the windshield)
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I hate when cardinal sign women feel sorry for themselves bc they think they have high blood pressure from stress but secretly it's because they're fat