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thinking of how to hand in my resignation
Posted by DMV
im going to be quitting my job soon, next few months and ive been doing some thinking of how, when the time comes, i will hand in my resignation.
one guy hired a marching band. i like that idea.
maybe getting a singing telegram?
throw a party in the conference room?
hire a gospel choir?
get a billboard?
hand out flyers?
anybody have any other suggestions?
fuck all that shit
just walk in, hand him the paper, turn around, walk away, and yell I DONT GIVE A FUCK
maybe type the resignation letter in chinese?
Posted by Nemesis
you will also probably need a reference or letter of recommendation for your future job so....
think before you act 🙂
with that said, i dont want to use profanity.
Braille is an awesome idea
yes ive resigned for 2 jobs and i did them both with professionalism. one was hard because i totally loved my boss. this resignation is personal!
i dont want to be mean, but i want it to be memorable.
i dont want to be mean, but i want it to be memorable.
Posted by westsidePosted by DMV
im going to be quitting my job soon, next few months and ive been doing some thinking of how, when the time comes, i will hand in my resignation.
one guy hired a marching band. i like that idea.
maybe getting a singing telegram?
throw a party in the conference room?
hire a gospel choir?
get a billboard?
hand out flyers?
anybody have any other suggestions?
fuck all that shit
just walk in, hand him the paper, turn around, walk away, and yell I DONT GIVE A FUCKclick to expand
this.
and kick over a few chairs maybe, I think it's a nice touch. 😛
Or you could spread a really nasty rumor on the way out...like call out that catty bitch no one likes...tell everyone she's fucking the boss. Lol
I'm kidding of course.
I like the braille idea, that's cute
I like the braille idea, that's cute
Hey bebe 🙂
Posted by Nemesis
yeah DMV, just tell your boss, obviously i thought you were blind for not recognizing my potential, hence the braille. 🙂
lol this is cute!
sassy, but classy.
i should note that my boss is a.....give you one guess
What type of job is it?
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by DMV
im going to be quitting my job soon, next few months and ive been doing some thinking of how, when the time comes, i will hand in my resignation.
one guy hired a marching band. i like that idea.
maybe getting a singing telegram?
throw a party in the conference room?
hire a gospel choir?
get a billboard?
hand out flyers?
anybody have any other suggestions?
Midget barber shop quartet singing the resignation.click to expand
now were talkin!
Make sure you've got another job lined up before resigning...if you need the money.
Lasting impression on the boss...
Tell him that he was on your "fuck" list, but he screwed up...
Lasting impression on the boss...
Tell him that he was on your "fuck" list, but he screwed up...
Posted by lildol
@DMV yeah... maybe I want the job 😛
j/k I thought it might stir up some creative ideas.
sure, u know how to bend over and get screwed?
Posted by iheartnerdyboyz
Make sure you've got another job lined up before resigning...if you need the money.
.
Why are you leaving your job anyway?
$ $ $
That sucks -___-
Good luck to you.
Good luck to you.
Really, DMV, I was inquiring to come up with creative ideas. Myself, I work in research, so writing a resignation letter citing industry stats would be job specific... (and, stats can be funny too!)
Posted by lildol
Really, DMV, I was inquiring to come up with creative ideas. Myself, I work in research, so writing a resignation letter citing industry stats would be job specific... (and, stats can be funny too!)
There is something about what I said that just seem soooo Cap like...
(and the fact I would find that creative :/ - I love me anyway!!!)
Posted by lildol
Really, DMV, I was inquiring to come up with creative ideas. Myself, I work in research, so writing a resignation letter citing industry stats would be job specific... (and, stats can be funny too!)
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Again to sing the resignation lol
To the 'party boy' song
lol @party boy.
during halloween years back, a guy dressed like party boy of jackass tongued me down on the dance floor. never met him a day in my life.
write a poem about finance LOL
Or, just use numbers and facts for justification if you want to stick it to 'em.
Given my own personal financial situation and the sad financial situation of the company (profits are down by X% ), I have come to the logical conclusion that my expertise in [market] will be better served in a more financially profitable market/company.
Too serious? Liven it up a bit...
The market is bust, therefore I must
move my self to a better crust
of society, society
I gave you my all, yet the company's about to fall
The money I need, is for feed
You lost me though, with your him and hoe
Keep the dollar, I ain't gonna holla
within society, society
I gotta new job, and it ain't as your slob
Not bustin' my ass for penance,
Just making my way to pay the rentess
I'm movin' on up and that's a plus
in society, society
Ok, my lyrics suck... *shrugs*
The market is bust, therefore I must
move my self to a better crust
of society, society
I gave you my all, yet the company's about to fall
The money I need, is for feed
You lost me though, with your him and hoe
Keep the dollar, I ain't gonna holla
within society, society
I gotta new job, and it ain't as your slob
Not bustin' my ass for penance,
Just making my way to pay the rentess
I'm movin' on up and that's a plus
in society, society
Ok, my lyrics suck... *shrugs*
You never said the answer. Your boss is a *drumroll* SCORP?
Heehee. Sit down, say you want to talk. Do a Sharon Stone legcross , and while he's a half mast, hand him your resignation and blow a kiss as you strut on outta there.
Heehee. Sit down, say you want to talk. Do a Sharon Stone legcross , and while he's a half mast, hand him your resignation and blow a kiss as you strut on outta there.
Posted by Mebs
You never said the answer. Your boss is a *drumroll* SCORP?
Heehee. Sit down, say you want to talk. Do a Sharon Stone legcross , and while he's a half mast, hand him your resignation and blow a kiss as you strut on outta there.
ewww hes like 60 old and anglosaxon. lol
right! hes scorptacular. and we do not get along. no surprise, i dont get along with scorp men in any relationship, professional or personal.
its not just him though. the ceo is an aqua and he for an aqua, he is illogical.
Posted by DMVPosted by Mebs
You never said the answer. Your boss is a *drumroll* SCORP?
Heehee. Sit down, say you want to talk. Do a Sharon Stone legcross , and while he's a half mast, hand him your resignation and blow a kiss as you strut on outta there.
ewww hes like 60 old and anglosaxon. lol
right! hes scorptacular. and we do not get along. no surprise, i dont get along with scorp men in any relationship, professional or personal.click to expand
Oh. Bleh. So just hire the marching band lol
I'm in executive management and have had a couple of hundred team members over the years. I've also worked with many many others at upper and peer levels. Believe me, always hold your cards close to you vest. If you have any interest at all in making it in the business world you have to "play the game". No, it's not selling out, it's working it the way it has to be worked based on reality. I'm not the same person at work that I am outside of work.
I've left a company once because my manager was impossible but I always kept it professional even when resigning. Never burn any bridges and have the pride to not stoop to anyone elses level of dealing with the day to day which really isn't all that important in the long run. Just play the game, be what they are looking for and you'll go further which gives you better changes at cash money if you play it right.
I've left a company once because my manager was impossible but I always kept it professional even when resigning. Never burn any bridges and have the pride to not stoop to anyone elses level of dealing with the day to day which really isn't all that important in the long run. Just play the game, be what they are looking for and you'll go further which gives you better changes at cash money if you play it right.
P.S. By doing those things you suggest only makes you look immature and honestly the manager would be happy to know someone that is that emotional over resigning needed to go and would thank you for not having to do the dirty work or firing you 🙂
buzzkill
I agree, reality can be that very often.
i decided to do it with class. very nice about it.
my boss is having a meltdown. too bad, too sad.
my boss is having a meltdown. too bad, too sad.
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one guy hired a marching band. i like that idea.
maybe getting a singing telegram?
throw a party in the conference room?
hire a gospel choir?
get a billboard?
hand out flyers?
anybody have any other suggestions?