@DMV
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Posted by DMV
Look at God!Won't He Do It!
I was scared shitless. That's the last thing i needed a damn kid to take care of.
Went to Walmart, test had a coupon *score*, took it right in the bathroom. Lord, 3 minutes felt like 3 hours. But negative result. Praise Jehovah. Then i went to get some pineapple chunks.
So what have you dolls done today?
What's the pineapple chunks for?
Is that a comfort food for you? 🙂
Naw. But i enjoy fruit
People are always giving you grief when you post.
It's the curse of the Cancer rising.
*smh
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Especially when there just 2 threads fellatio competitions!
Posted by DMV
I have one more test to take in 2 weeks. That will put me at 5 weeks..Holding onto my pearls.
Don't choke yourself.
This entire thread is so shameless.
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Posted by DMV
Look at God!Won't He Do It!
I was scared shitless. That's the last thing i needed a damn kid to take care of.
Went to Walmart, test had a coupon *score*, took it right in the bathroom. Lord, 3 minutes felt like 3 hours. But negative result. Praise Jehovah. Then i went to get some pineapple chunks.
So what have you dolls done today?
This just makes me nervous in itself.
For women in general does this make
you hesitant to want to merge with
another knowing things could change
when you're not ready? I feel for all
of you. If I was a woman I would just
double check double check the guy
as far as his responsibility to not
slip up. Keep asking in the middle
of sex. messing up the
mood of things lol. Like sink his
state of mind
with hiiiis responsibility in the bed
if that makes sense? Before we
even make it to the bed. How do
you get used to this if you are, DMV?
Well when i meet a guy im attracted to, i get this warm feeling in my vagina. Tingling, quivering sensation. Then i feel the desire to touch him. Join our loins and then sex happens.
That was a little bit poetic.
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Can you believe im writing a book?
That's the last thing i needed a damn kid to take care of.

DMV
DMV
joined November 10, 2010
34 years old
Posted by Librasetting
You should of warned me...this is ugly this whole topic is ugly how sad?Gurl please. Be responsible for your own actions.
You came to DXP
You chose to open this thread
You clicked on the message box
You typed 2 sentences and connected them with 3 periods
You re read your message for grammatical errors
You thought to yourself, i need to share this
You clicked post message
You sat back in your chair..mulling over what you thought was a great accomplishment
Personal responsibility.
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*why I f*ck with DMV*
I skipped through the end credits. You all good?
Posted by Librasetting
You should of warned me...this is ugly this whole topic is ugly how sad?Gurl please. Be responsible for your own actions.
You came to DXP
You chose to open this thread
You clicked on the message box
You typed 2 sentences and connected them with 3 periods
You re read your message for grammatical errors
You thought to yourself, i need to share this
You clicked post message
You sat back in your chair..mulling over what you thought was a great accomplishment
Personal responsibility.
*why I f*ck with DMV*
I skipped through the end credits. You all good?
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Hello there. Happy Caturday.
Im good. Eating breakfast
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
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Posted by DMV
Look at God!Won't He Do It!
I was scared shitless. That's the last thing i needed a damn kid to take care of.
Went to Walmart, test had a coupon *score*, took it right in the bathroom. Lord, 3 minutes felt like 3 hours. But negative result. Praise Jehovah. Then i went to get some pineapple chunks.
So what have you dolls done today?
This just makes me nervous in itself.
For women in general does this make
you hesitant to want to merge with
another knowing things could change
when you're not ready? I feel for all
of you. If I was a woman I would just
double check double check the guy
as far as his responsibility to not
slip up. Keep asking in the middle
of sex. messing up the
mood of things lol. Like sink his
state of mind
with hiiiis responsibility in the bed
if that makes sense? Before we
even make it to the bed. How do
you get used to this if you are, DMV?
Well when i meet a guy im attracted to, i get this warm feeling in my vagina. Tingling, quivering sensation. Then i feel the desire to touch him. Join our loins and then sex happens.
That was a little bit poetic.
Can you believe im writing a book?
For reals? What's it about it? Have you thought of a title?
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I actually dont have a title yet. I'm going to leave that till the end.
I hope people like it.
Posted by Librasetting
You should of warned me...this is ugly this whole topic is ugly how sad?Gurl please. Be responsible for your own actions.
You came to DXP
You chose to open this thread
You clicked on the message box
You typed 2 sentences and connected them with 3 periods
You re read your message for grammatical errors
You thought to yourself, i need to share this
You clicked post message
You sat back in your chair..mulling over what you thought was a great accomplishment
Personal responsibility.
*why I f*ck with DMV*
I skipped through the end credits. You all good?
Hello there. Happy Caturday.
Im good. Eating breakfast
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I was gonna post it may be stress. I can predict my cycle to the day, but I have missed it a few time when I'm feeling stress or make a big change to my routine/diet. Once my period was delayed for 2 months due to stress.
I need to make breakfast myself before I head out...
DMV
DMV
joined November 10, 2010
34 years old
Yeah. I was thinking the same thing.
DMV
DMV
joined November 10, 2010
34 years old
Soon to be 35 yo! Shall i have a 3some for my birthday this year....
DMV
DMV
joined November 10, 2010
34 years old
Yeah. I was thinking the same thing.
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And never deleted once
Posted by Librasetting
You should of warned me...this is ugly this whole topic is ugly how sad?Gurl please. Be responsible for your own actions.
You came to DXP
You chose to open this thread
You clicked on the message box
You typed 2 sentences and connected them with 3 periods
You re read your message for grammatical errors
You thought to yourself, i need to share this
You clicked post message
You sat back in your chair..mulling over what you thought was a great accomplishment
Personal responsibility.
*why I f*ck with DMV*
I skipped through the end credits. You all good?
Hello there. Happy Caturday.
Im good. Eating breakfast
I was gonna post it may be stress. I can predict my cycle to the day, but I have missed it a few time when I'm feeling stress or make a big change to my routine/diet. Once my period was delayed for 2 months due to stress.
I need to make breakfast myself before I head out...
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Thats what im thinking. Even debating taking a test was giving me more stress lol.
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Posted by DMV
Look at God!Won't He Do It!
I was scared shitless. That's the last thing i needed a damn kid to take care of.
Went to Walmart, test had a coupon *score*, took it right in the bathroom. Lord, 3 minutes felt like 3 hours. But negative result. Praise Jehovah. Then i went to get some pineapple chunks.
So what have you dolls done today?
This just makes me nervous in itself.
For women in general does this make
you hesitant to want to merge with
another knowing things could change
when you're not ready? I feel for all
of you. If I was a woman I would just
double check double check the guy
as far as his responsibility to not
slip up. Keep asking in the middle
of sex. messing up the
mood of things lol. Like sink his
state of mind
with hiiiis responsibility in the bed
if that makes sense? Before we
even make it to the bed. How do
you get used to this if you are, DMV?
Well when i meet a guy im attracted to, i get this warm feeling in my vagina. Tingling, quivering sensation. Then i feel the desire to touch him. Join our loins and then sex happens.
That was a little bit poetic.
Can you believe im writing a book?
For reals? What's it about it? Have you thought of a title?
I actually dont have a title yet. I'm going to leave that till the end.
I hope people like it.
Omg I'm so curious. What's it's about? Is autobiographical or fiction or other?
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A bit scifi a bit horror a bit autobiographical
ckquote> Posted by DMV
i use the pill. But i missed a few ontime doses.
DMV
34 years old
the last thing i needed a damn kid to take care of.
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LMAO OMG BEST!! —?
Permission to steal some mister ?
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Permission granted lady sag
Posted by Arielle83
This thread shows how prudish Americans are in comparison to the rest of the world.You had sex - check
There is always a risk when having sex - check
Was it unprotected - I didn't see you clarify
Protected sex can fail - check
Pregnancy tests are available to women - check
Morning after pill is available if contraception fails - check
Judgmental assumptions:
You hook up with randoms - how else you going to find a mate that isn't your cousin?
You've left yourself unprotected and vulnerable? - that's nearly irrelevant because contraception fails and you can be in contact with "random" sperm anyways.
You went out IN PUBLIC AS A WOMAN to buy a pregnancy test - shame on you for wanting to know what your body is up to
I really don't get the amount of fucking shame the cast of idiots threw on this thread.
Sex is good, we all fuck, we've all had sex with someone out of the population we didn't know from birth and we've all had possible slip ups.
Y'all need to chill.
And who gives a fuck what granny or men like ssupes think when you're buying a test at Walmart.
You about a shit starting idiot. Read what I wrote. I didn't shame for for anything. In fact, I said there was nothing wrong with banging random dudes. You just taking stupid ass shit. Now, fuck off
This is an interesting thread. On one side we have real life and the moments little things betray you. There I feel with DMV, Ariell and ...
On the other side:
some little things betray us cause we are systematically some stupid at some points of time. There I think with P-A and Sussp.
Even if it does not feel nice, but bringing such a subject invites mentions of "safe sex". like the basic point about Chris Brown's making baby with a(n almost) random woman is not cheating but safe sex.
Posted by DMV
Look at God!Won't He Do It!
I was scared shitless. That's the last thing i needed a damn kid to take care of.
Went to Walmart, test had a coupon *score*, took it right in the bathroom. Lord, 3 minutes felt like 3 hours. But negative result. Praise Jehovah. Then i went to get some pineapple chunks.
So what have you dolls done today?
what happened with a serbian a guy? i'm guessing he would love you.
I miss him.
When i quit my job i stopped talking to alot of people. I felt like not everyone had my best interests in mind.
I would like to see him again. I should send him an email.
your scorpio moon
does it ever just chill the fuk out
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Nope. It sets fire and waits to see whose left standing.
How and the fuck did we go from a negative pregnancy test result to abortion protesting? Jesus please hurry up and vote.
Well...it happened! She's here. Cramps and all.
Why do I have to keep telling sags to wear condom or make sure he wears a condom If you don't want kids smh y'all so irresponsible when it comes to stuff like this. Right now as we speak my cousin wants to get abortion and guess who fault it is... not hers doesn't matter have sex.
Posted by WiseOwl
Why do I have to keep telling sags to wear condom or make sure he wears a condom If you don't want kids smh y'all so irresponsible when it comes to stuff like this. Right now as we speak my cousin wants to get abortion and guess who fault it is... not hers doesn't matter have sex.
Well quite honestly this sounds like a personal problem.
You could just not say anything at all.
Posted by DMV
Well...it happened! She's here. Cramps and all.Well mines just finishing and I am glad she came too 🙂
I was risky as well.. 😛
So am gald she came
Saggie high five!
😄
We gotta away..
Hey!
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Yesssssssssss
Posted by juliette
abortion is not a birth control lol. if anybody wants to go really deep, any birth control is the same as abortion. it has the same potential of "creating" a human being. so all of you who are against the abortion should be against having sex without intention of procreating. the statistic is a bit different but the "morality" is completely the same. so stop being hypocrites.
He jacked off and shot his sperms all over my chest. BABY MURDERER!!!!
Don't worry she's has a Capricorn Rising when she's ready she'll start back slut shaming.
Posted by DMV
Well...it happened! She's here. Cramps and all.
Congrats!
Did you cry a little with relief?
Wow crazy how many DXPers have never had a pregnancy scare

But congrats on your period DMV
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I miss him.
When i quit my job i stopped talking to alot of people. I felt like not everyone had my best interests in mind.
I would like to see him again. I should send him an email.