DMV
@DMV
15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius
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Will i ever have sex again
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This sucks
"will i ever have sex again?"
"god it's been 2 weeks"
i love enfp humor.
"god it's been 2 weeks"
i love enfp humor.
CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME TO LIFE OUTSIDE OF SEX!
Omg I feel the same. The aqua I'm fucking plays too much. I'm ready to get my thot on, shoot.
Haha..I don't need sex to feel worthy but it's like my morning coffee...if I don't get it..I'm a bitch
2 weeks is a drought..I'm feel ya
2 weeks is a drought..I'm feel ya
Stupid f'n auto correct *I
You and me, both.
Posted by christinelovessnickersshouldn't the man be behind spooning——?
You and me, both.
Posted by WeedsMaybe he is o_OPosted by christinelovessnickersshouldn't the man be behind spooning——?
You and me, both.
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Women arguing is hot....
Posted by Koniucha*chokes on coffee*
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it
😆
Posted by cheekyfaerieI had to lol at that. 🙂
... and went almost straight edge for like... 3mths.
But this is where it 's at...
Posted by cheekyfaerie
I made my drought a choice instead of a misfortune and I came out the other side better for it.
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+1
Posted by KoniuchaFunniest shit i read all day
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it
Posted by Koniuchaya right lol dmv posted a pic once and "she" makes serena williams look like a dainty flower. no way this "chick" ain't a shim. birth certificate required on this one 😆
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it
Posted by WeedsYour waiting on the clothes to be ripped off in the jello pool...
Women arguing is hot....
Posted by dontgetmewrongAre you under house arrest? You never log out of dxp.Posted by christinelovessnickersPosted by WeedsYour waiting on the clothes to be ripped off in the jello pool...
Women arguing is hot....
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Posted by exoAnother resident dxp person who never logs off. ^^^^ girl, log off and take a shower or somtin pls. Scorpios and their cooter stench. Yuck. But on topic ya, dmv is hot ....to tranny lovers. I'm just here to see her BBC. "Shrugs"Posted by KittenLaRougeunlike your catfish bitchass, dmv is hot. sorry not sorry. 🙂Posted by Koniuchaya right lol dmv posted a pic once and "she" makes serena williams look like a dainty flower. no way this "chick" ain't a shim. birth certificate required on this one 😆
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get itclick to expand
Posted by dontgetmewrongWe re in different states sweet pea so please, have a seat. ðŸ'…👋byePosted by KittenLaRougePosted by exoAnother resident dxp person who never logs off. ^^^^ girl, log off and take a shower or somtin pls. Scorpios and their cooter stench. Yuck. But on topic ya, dmv is hot ....to tranny lovers. I'm just here to see her BBC. "Shrugs"Posted by KittenLaRougeunlike your catfish bitchass, dmv is hot. sorry not sorry. 🙂Posted by Koniuchaya right lol dmv posted a pic once and "she" makes serena williams look like a dainty flower. no way this "chick" ain't a shim. birth certificate required on this one 😆
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it
Aren't you that capricorn who's sag would rather watch porn that touch you. Girl please.click to expand
Posted by dontgetmewrongLol. Welp, if I ever need advice I'll come to you since YOURE on DXP 24 7. I hope you getting paid ....every post I look at your there, right on time! lol 😆Posted by KittenLaRougeOmg!! Even worse lol... you're in different states amd he'd still rather watch porn than touch you. ...please you have a seat..cause you are not helping your case what so ever. LMFAO!!!Posted by dontgetmewrongWe re in different states sweet pea so please, have a seat. ��'�👋byePosted by KittenLaRougePosted by exoAnother resident dxp person who never logs off. ^^^^ girl, log off and take a shower or somtin pls. Scorpios and their cooter stench. Yuck. But on topic ya, dmv is hot ....to tranny lovers. I'm just here to see her BBC. "Shrugs"Posted by KittenLaRougeunlike your catfish bitchass, dmv is hot. sorry not sorry. 🙂Posted by Koniuchaya right lol dmv posted a pic once and "she" makes serena williams look like a dainty flower. no way this "chick" ain't a shim. birth certificate required on this one 😆
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it
Aren't you that capricorn who's sag would rather watch porn that touch you. Girl please.
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Everyone so catty today.
Love & Peace!
Love & Peace!
Posted by DMVSounds like you're in a bit of a funk. It's only been 2wks, I went 9mths once, so I wouldn't worry just yet.
Its been about 2weeks and im in a drought cycle.
Im pretty confused about life right now. I dont know which way is up.
Its like ive lost all motivation. Not feeling inspired. Carbs aren't even makin me happy.
I cant even masturbate without feeling sorry for myelf.
Hope things improve soon
Posted by exoLmao!!
also, you go around smelling scorp pussy?
😄
Posted by enfant_terrible/really dead
Posted by exoblack kitty smells like week old tuna by default, not my fault "shruggs"
also, you go around smelling scorp pussy?
😄
Posted by tizianiof course dxps resident ding a ling has to chime in. another guy who never logs offPosted by exo/dead
also, you go around smelling scorp pussy?
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Posted by exohaven't you been on this website for 20 years negress? you aint progressed yet? lolPosted by KittenLaRougeyour comebacks are weak, lol. sit down.Posted by exoAnother resident dxp person who never logs off. ^^^^ girl, log off and take a shower or somtin pls. Scorpios and their cooter stench. Yuck. But on topic ya, dmv is hot ....to tranny lovers. I'm just here to see her BBC. "Shrugs"Posted by KittenLaRougeunlike your catfish bitchass, dmv is hot. sorry not sorry. 🙂Posted by Koniuchaya right lol dmv posted a pic once and "she" makes serena williams look like a dainty flower. no way this "chick" ain't a shim. birth certificate required on this one 😆
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it
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Bottom line is ive seen a picture of DMV and she looks like a tranny. she talks like a man too. This "chick" has a penis. ya'll dumb dumbs can hate all you want. if it looks like a cat and walks like a cat .................
Posted by tizianiMy gosh! log out dude! go outside! sheesh lolPosted by KittenLaRougeIt was the best laugh I've had today. Thank you for being a part of it.Posted by tizianiof course dxps resident ding a ling has to chime in. another guy who never logs offPosted by exo/dead
also, you go around smelling scorp pussy?
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Posted by BlackMambayour just a lost cause, still clinging to a dude that plays you like a violin. i cant even take you seriously.Posted by KittenLaRougeso you must be a man cause how would you know what it smells like?Posted by exoblack kitty smells like week old tuna by default, not my fault "shruggs"
also, you go around smelling scorp pussy?
😄
catfishing us allclick to expand
Posted by exohere she comes! right on time!!!! 😆 LOL at youPosted by KittenLaRougeshow me the data you've collected on this. 😆Posted by exoblack kitty smells like week old tuna by default, not my fault "shruggs"
also, you go around smelling scorp pussy?
😄
you do know vaginal odor has nothing to do with race, but one's health/cleanliness, ph level, diet, etc?
men enjoy drowning in my pussy juice far too much. *shrugs* 😛
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Posted by cheekyfaerieand you are who?Posted by KittenLaRougeHow are you still here...Posted by exoblack kitty smells like week old tuna by default, not my fault "shruggs"
also, you go around smelling scorp pussy?
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Posted by exoare you on house arrest too? or unemployed?Posted by KittenLaRougeyea, i joined when i was in kindergarten. 😄Posted by exohaven't you been on this website for 20 years negress? you aint progressed yet? lolPosted by KittenLaRougeyour comebacks are weak, lol. sit down.Posted by exoAnother resident dxp person who never logs off. ^^^^ girl, log off and take a shower or somtin pls. Scorpios and their cooter stench. Yuck. But on topic ya, dmv is hot ....to tranny lovers. I'm just here to see her BBC. "Shrugs"Posted by KittenLaRougeunlike your catfish bitchass, dmv is hot. sorry not sorry. 🙂Posted by Koniuchaya right lol dmv posted a pic once and "she" makes serena williams look like a dainty flower. no way this "chick" ain't a shim. birth certificate required on this one 😆
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it
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Do me too !
Posted by BlackMambathis conversation didn't even involve you why are you here? are you that bored? lolPosted by KittenLaRougedamn bytch you got 10 accounts acting like a worker bee. Liar.Posted by exoare you on house arrest too? or unemployed?Posted by KittenLaRougeyea, i joined when i was in kindergarten. 😄Posted by exohaven't you been on this website for 20 years negress? you aint progressed yet? lolPosted by KittenLaRougeyour comebacks are weak, lol. sit down.Posted by exoAnother resident dxp person who never logs off. ^^^^ girl, log off and take a shower or somtin pls. Scorpios and their cooter stench. Yuck. But on topic ya, dmv is hot ....to tranny lovers. I'm just here to see her BBC. "Shrugs"Posted by KittenLaRougeunlike your catfish bitchass, dmv is hot. sorry not sorry. 🙂Posted by Koniuchaya right lol dmv posted a pic once and "she" makes serena williams look like a dainty flower. no way this "chick" ain't a shim. birth certificate required on this one 😆
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it
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Posted by exothey let you dxp at work? you must have a REAL important job lol 😆Posted by KittenLaRougei'm at work at the mo. what about you? 🙂Posted by exoare you on house arrest too? or unemployed?Posted by KittenLaRougeyea, i joined when i was in kindergarten. 😄Posted by exohaven't you been on this website for 20 years negress? you aint progressed yet? lolPosted by KittenLaRougeyour comebacks are weak, lol. sit down.Posted by exoAnother resident dxp person who never logs off. ^^^^ girl, log off and take a shower or somtin pls. Scorpios and their cooter stench. Yuck. But on topic ya, dmv is hot ....to tranny lovers. I'm just here to see her BBC. "Shrugs"Posted by KittenLaRougeunlike your catfish bitchass, dmv is hot. sorry not sorry. 🙂Posted by Koniuchaya right lol dmv posted a pic once and "she" makes serena williams look like a dainty flower. no way this "chick" ain't a shim. birth certificate required on this one 😆
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it
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Posted by cheekyfaerieexactly, your irrelevant. next ......Posted by KittenLaRougeApparently the one person on DXP you don't think is logged in all the time.Posted by cheekyfaerieand you are who?Posted by KittenLaRougeHow are you still here...Posted by exoblack kitty smells like week old tuna by default, not my fault "shruggs"
also, you go around smelling scorp pussy?
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KLR, what are you exactly doing?
Posted by DwellingOnMoveSaying that I saw a picture of DMV and he looks like tranny right outa Ru Paul's drag race and I'm convinced he has a penis. So with his constant sexual talk I'm concinced his penis is wiggling in his pants. Nothing more nothing less. *shrugs*
KLR, what are you exactly doing?
Posted by exoAlienating? Lol your a computer bot 😆 IolPosted by DwellingOnMovelol, that's what i'm wondering.
KLR, what are you exactly doing?
she's intentionally alienating herself.click to expand
Posted by cheekyfaerieRawrrrr! 😆Posted by exoDoubtful. Just some pos troll that ran off M.
are you really a cap tho?click to expand
So you are saving us from lies we could believe to be true?
Posted by DwellingOnMoveI commented DMV is a man I have no idea y anyone else is talking to me. Lol
So you are saving us from lies we could believe to be true?
Posted by exoComing from someone that doesn't log off dxp. "Let's play dictionary" lulz 😆
catfish la rogue lost her dam mind, lol.
Posted by exoDing ding ding!!
dmv still gets more dick than you. 😆
Posted by exohow old are you, like 5?
*dances* 😄
Posted by exoof course he does, the gay community is all about hook ups and aids lol
dmv still gets more dick than you. 😆
let us assume protected sex.
I've never understood why in the online world some people try to prove some others are telling lies. Cause it does not work. I don't have more trust in you than the other one.
Like the other day somebody created a new profile just to post something about BD and DGMW. I mean is he/she working as political activist? Do they have to be under cover? If the person has already a profile, why don't they use that one?
all playing.
if not sick in head.
or plain shortsight.
Like the other day somebody created a new profile just to post something about BD and DGMW. I mean is he/she working as political activist? Do they have to be under cover? If the person has already a profile, why don't they use that one?
all playing.
if not sick in head.
or plain shortsight.
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