@Scorpius_
18 Years1,000+ Posts
Don`t worry Scorpius,it`s all crap,they told me when i was young that i am gonna have a big long d1ck..oh wait i do have a long big d1ck..write your will son.
LOL! If you have to flaunt on a message board it can't be that big. 😛
"You stole a cat? LOL!"
It turned to be Kris sleeping in the box,damn he is sleeping everywhere.
LMAO!!! What is your fascination with this boy, Kris?
Don`t be jealous Don Carlo,you can impress girls without having a big one..but you can`t wave it like a fan as i do in hot days.
C'mon, man. Let's face it. You need a big dick these days unless you know how to lick.
"LMAO!!! What is your fascination with this boy, Kris?"
You don`t know the story?
Let him tell you.
Why can't you say it? He is not here. Did you two have a fight about who's dick was bigger? He is not fully grown yet so I could only guess you'd be the winner for atleast a couple more years.
"C'mon, man. Let's face it. You need a big dick these days unless you know how to lick."
Well,you can always bring a man with big d1ck to help you..buti have a better way..just make the girl drunk and bring some long huge banana,she won`t know what she is sucking.
"Why can't you say it? He is not here. Did you two have a fight about who's dick was bigger? He is not fully grown yet so I could only guess you'd be the winner for atleast a couple more years."
Actually,mine was longer than his whole body..
Well where's the pleasure in that? I don't get to have fun. Going to have to order some enzyte.
What do you do for a living? A serious question. I think you are a marketer or in some form of advertising.
"What do you do for a living? A serious question. I think you are a marketer or in some form of advertising"
Haha,why do you think that?
Actually i get my money mostly from my Father cuz in Syria they like to pay for us till we get marry but i work on variuos places like in Pizza shop,Burge saleman,selling Vodka beer and these stuff (which was my favourit)..i also get money from betting.gambling,blackjack,texas hold them..
But my main business is programming when i go back to Syria i have a job waiting for me.
Poor BlueStars,we changed her birthday thread to porn thread..but she signed anyway.
My uncle is a computer programmer and he makes six figures. It could be potentially rewarding for you if you enjoy sitting infront of a computer for long hours. He drives a really nice sports car and has a rather expensive house in PA.
You do a lot of things. Didn't I say Scorpios find many diverse ways of payment?
yes,programming is great job taht`s why i chose it in first place..
As for all these jobs,i tend to change my job a lot..cuz i am not really in big need for money but it`s just make me feel happier,and my friends get my jobs from nowhere..we like to live like homeless poor ppl,hanging till late hours got drunk every 2 or 3 days,stealing chairs from construction places,go dancing in discos..ou know these stuff.
A porn thread? You need to hang with Yum more. He has loads of porn.
Hahaha... You sound like you guys have a lot of fun. Hopefully you'll settle down when you get the more professional job.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →
Cat trafficer!