Bluestars03's birthday! (Page 2)

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by scorpiii0 on Wednesday, November 7, 2007 and has 68 replies.

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@Hypnotic_Eyes
19 Years1,000+ Posts

Don`t worry Scorpius,it`s all crap,they told me when i was young that i am gonna have a big long d1ck..oh wait i do have a long big d1ck..write your will son.

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@Hypnotic_Eyes
19 Years1,000+ Posts

Don`t be jealous Don Carlo,you can impress girls without having a big one..but you can`t wave it like a fan as i do in hot days.

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@Scorpius_
19 Years1,000+ Posts

Why can't you say it? He is not here. Did you two have a fight about who's dick was bigger? He is not fully grown yet so I could only guess you'd be the winner for atleast a couple more years.

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@Hypnotic_Eyes
19 Years1,000+ Posts

"C'mon, man. Let's face it. You need a big dick these days unless you know how to lick."

Well,you can always bring a man with big d1ck to help you..buti have a better way..just make the girl drunk and bring some long huge banana,she won`t know what she is sucking.

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@Hypnotic_Eyes
19 Years1,000+ Posts

"Why can't you say it? He is not here. Did you two have a fight about who's dick was bigger? He is not fully grown yet so I could only guess you'd be the winner for atleast a couple more years."

Actually,mine was longer than his whole body..

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@Hypnotic_Eyes
19 Years1,000+ Posts

"What do you do for a living? A serious question. I think you are a marketer or in some form of advertising"

Haha,why do you think that?
Actually i get my money mostly from my Father cuz in Syria they like to pay for us till we get marry but i work on variuos places like in Pizza shop,Burge saleman,selling Vodka beer and these stuff (which was my favourit)..i also get money from betting.gambling,blackjack,texas hold them..
But my main business is programming when i go back to Syria i have a job waiting for me.

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@Scorpius_
19 Years1,000+ Posts

My uncle is a computer programmer and he makes six figures. It could be potentially rewarding for you if you enjoy sitting infront of a computer for long hours. He drives a really nice sports car and has a rather expensive house in PA.

You do a lot of things. Didn't I say Scorpios find many diverse ways of payment?

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@Hypnotic_Eyes
19 Years1,000+ Posts

yes,programming is great job taht`s why i chose it in first place..
As for all these jobs,i tend to change my job a lot..cuz i am not really in big need for money but it`s just make me feel happier,and my friends get my jobs from nowhere..we like to live like homeless poor ppl,hanging till late hours got drunk every 2 or 3 days,stealing chairs from construction places,go dancing in discos..ou know these stuff.

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@Scorpius_
19 Years1,000+ Posts

Hahaha... You sound like you guys have a lot of fun. Hopefully you'll settle down when you get the more professional job.