@firebunny
14 Years10,000+ Posts
are you a leo moon?
Posted by Chang
What if she says no
i doubt it.
i'm expert in women.
the governor's secretary is also eyeing me. she's off the list too cuz mum's standards.
but the gov's secretary is cute with baby fats.
Posted by firebunny
but the gov's secretary is cute with baby fats.Does she look like @itsmeroman
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Yes.
She's pretty.
i'm not sure anymore
Posted by firebunny
i'm not sure anymoreSuch is the life of the eligible bachelor
You have to get used to the surplus of options
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@Ands, can you help me?
Posted by Chang
What if she says noi doubt it.
i'm expert in women.
the governor's secretary is also eyeing me. she's off the list too cuz mum's standards.
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Experts don't have to claim their experts...
It's so friggin' hard when you have a mum who tells you every day what kind of chick to date.
But the thing is, such kind of chick is always busy. Not like this pharmacy assistant or governor's secretary.
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
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I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
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Your missing the point. It's not just your moms decision who you date.
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
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but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Your missing the point. It's not just your moms decision who you date.
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I'm picky.
My mum's picky.
Narrow choices, narrowed even further. Damn.
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
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Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
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I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
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Shhh!!! Don't ruin Bunny you Sag!!
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
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1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
Shhh!!! Don't ruin Bunny you Sag!!
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It's okay Teena...
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
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And the girl who your mom asked you to impregnate lacks which of the qualities you listed?
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
And the girl who your mom asked you to impregnate lacks which of the qualities you listed?
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I don't want to say. She just told me "she's foreigner so she doesn't have Filipina values." Hmmm okay, that's another qualification. @_@
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
what do you guys think?
π
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What the hell does it have to do with your mother....you're a grown man π±
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
And the girl who your mom asked you to impregnate lacks which of the qualities you listed?
I don't want to say. She just told me "she's foreigner so she doesn't have Filipina values." Hmmm okay, that's another qualification. @_@
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Daaamn! That would be hardπ
She either wants Chinese or Spanish Mestiza living in the Philippines. Ethnic Filipinos are out.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
what do you guys think?
π
What the hell does it have to do with your mother....you're a grown man π±
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Mum and I are tight.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
what do you guys think?
π
What the hell does it have to do with your mother....you're a grown man π±
Mum and I are tight.
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That is really unhealthy
Women do not find men who are overly close with their mother attractive
You need to cut the apron strings
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
And the girl who your mom asked you to impregnate lacks which of the qualities you listed?
I don't want to say. She just told me "she's foreigner so she doesn't have Filipina values." Hmmm okay, that's another qualification. @_@
Daaamn! That would be hardπ
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She's actually choosing the girls for me. When I talk about some girls, she'd just shake her head.
There's this girl I love from high school. My mum hated her coz she's an ethnic Filipina.
And then another girl from college. She also hated her coz she's "short".
The list goes on.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
what do you guys think?
π
What the hell does it have to do with your mother....you're a grown man π±
Mum and I are tight.
That is really unhealthy
Women do not find men who are overly close with their mother attractive
You need to cut the apron strings
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She's not the kind who imposes her standards on me. It's just that, her influences are strong... like I'm convinced every time.
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
Shhh!!! Don't ruin Bunny you Sag!!
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I am not.
I am just trying to teach him to think like a woman you Scorp!
...or was it taurus?
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
And the girl who your mom asked you to impregnate lacks which of the qualities you listed?
I don't want to say. She just told me "she's foreigner so she doesn't have Filipina values." Hmmm okay, that's another qualification. @_@
Daaamn! That would be hardπ
She's actually choosing the girls for me. When I talk about some girls, she'd just shake her head.
There's this girl I love from high school. My mum hated her coz she's an ethnic Filipina.
And then another girl from college. She also hated her coz she's "short".
The list goes on.
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Lol!! Why are ethnic Filipinos out thoβ Aren't they beautiful?
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
Shhh!!! Don't ruin Bunny you Sag!!
I am not.
I am just trying to teach him to think like a woman you Scorp!
...or was it taurus?
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Haha...not a bad memory at all. Scorp sun, Taurus moon ππ
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
what do you guys think?
π
What the hell does it have to do with your mother....you're a grown man π±
Mum and I are tight.
That is really unhealthy
Women do not find men who are overly close with their mother attractive
You need to cut the apron strings
She's not the kind who imposes her standards on me. It's just that, her influences are strong... like I'm convinced every time.
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....then you haven't grown up
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
And the girl who your mom asked you to impregnate lacks which of the qualities you listed?
I don't want to say. She just told me "she's foreigner so she doesn't have Filipina values." Hmmm okay, that's another qualification. @_@
Daaamn! That would be hardπ
She's actually choosing the girls for me. When I talk about some girls, she'd just shake her head.
There's this girl I love from high school. My mum hated her coz she's an ethnic Filipina.
And then another girl from college. She also hated her coz she's "short".
The list goes on.
Lol!! Why are ethnic Filipinos out thoβ Aren't they beautiful?
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She doesn't like our race. She's also part Chinese, part Spanish.
I think you'll pass her long list though. I think.
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
And the girl who your mom asked you to impregnate lacks which of the qualities you listed?
I don't want to say. She just told me "she's foreigner so she doesn't have Filipina values." Hmmm okay, that's another qualification. @_@
Daaamn! That would be hardπ
She's actually choosing the girls for me. When I talk about some girls, she'd just shake her head.
There's this girl I love from high school. My mum hated her coz she's an ethnic Filipina.
And then another girl from college. She also hated her coz she's "short".
The list goes on.
Lol!! Why are ethnic Filipinos out thoβ Aren't they beautiful?
She doesn't like our race. She's also part Chinese, part Spanish.
I think you'll pass her long list though. I think.
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Aww I'm not Chinese or Spanish tho... she'd kick me out βΉοΈ
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
Shhh!!! Don't ruin Bunny you Sag!!
I am not.
I am just trying to teach him to think like a woman you Scorp!
...or was it taurus?
Haha...not a bad memory at all. Scorp sun, Taurus moon ππ
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I am a humanist, I remember everything, Tina!
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
Shhh!!! Don't ruin Bunny you Sag!!
I am not.
I am just trying to teach him to think like a woman you Scorp!
...or was it taurus?
Haha...not a bad memory at all. Scorp sun, Taurus moon ππ
I am a humanist, I remember everything, Tina!
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Lol! Uh-huh!! You can't use my name!! Foul play!!!ππ
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
And the girl who your mom asked you to impregnate lacks which of the qualities you listed?
I don't want to say. She just told me "she's foreigner so she doesn't have Filipina values." Hmmm okay, that's another qualification. @_@
Daaamn! That would be hardπ
She's actually choosing the girls for me. When I talk about some girls, she'd just shake her head.
There's this girl I love from high school. My mum hated her coz she's an ethnic Filipina.
And then another girl from college. She also hated her coz she's "short".
The list goes on.
Lol!! Why are ethnic Filipinos out thoβ Aren't they beautiful?
She doesn't like our race. She's also part Chinese, part Spanish.
I think you'll pass her long list though. I think.
Aww I'm not Chinese or Spanish tho... she'd kick me out βΉοΈ
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Trust me, you'll get her. As long as you have the four and you're not ethnically Filipino. The list isn't fool-proof. I know my mum.
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
Shhh!!! Don't ruin Bunny you Sag!!
I am not.
I am just trying to teach him to think like a woman you Scorp!
...or was it taurus?
Haha...not a bad memory at all. Scorp sun, Taurus moon ππ
I am a humanist, I remember everything, Tina!
Lol! Uh-huh!! You can't use my name!! Foul play!!!ππ
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I can. π‘
Us intelectuals know how to spell your name, Tina!
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina!
Gents
A little tip when trying to capture a woman...
Don't talk about your mother too much....it's a big turn off
I was with a guy who turned up in what I can only describe as an *old man's pullover*. He told me his mother chose it for him whilst they were shopping together and when I asked why he tells me she said to him she didn't trust his choices
Great way to knock someone's confidence..he let her influence his life choices and he was heading for 30.
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Posted by MyStarsShine
GentsA little tip when trying to capture a woman...
Don't talk about your mother too much....it's a big turn off
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No way!
We love our moms and nobody will ever be able to replace them, no matter what. They cook, clean and buy us stuff without us telling them. Men first LOVE their moms, then beer and then maybe sports or their wives.
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
Does she have any say in this? Make sure you tell her that despite being dumber and uglier than your mom would like, you'd still like to date her.
I always tell my mum
"ma, love is blind."
mum just says, "are you?"
"no."
"then why are you settling on some b-list women?"
Lol!! ππ@are you??
What's your mum's type Bunny?
1. beautiful
2. educated
3. tall
4. successful in career
I have my type too... but frequently I fall in love with a girl who's neither my mum's type or mine. It's hard. I don't want to settle with someone who's perfect coz that'd be boring though...
And the girl who your mom asked you to impregnate lacks which of the qualities you listed?
I don't want to say. She just told me "she's foreigner so she doesn't have Filipina values." Hmmm okay, that's another qualification. @_@
Daaamn! That would be hardπ
She's actually choosing the girls for me. When I talk about some girls, she'd just shake her head.
There's this girl I love from high school. My mum hated her coz she's an ethnic Filipina.
And then another girl from college. She also hated her coz she's "short".
The list goes on.
Lol!! Why are ethnic Filipinos out thoβ Aren't they beautiful?
She doesn't like our race. She's also part Chinese, part Spanish.
I think you'll pass her long list though. I think.
Aww I'm not Chinese or Spanish tho... she'd kick me out βΉοΈ
Trust me, you'll get her. As long as you have the four and you're not ethnically Filipino. The list isn't fool-proof. I know my mum.
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That sounds good then π
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
Shhh!!! Don't ruin Bunny you Sag!!
I am not.
I am just trying to teach him to think like a woman you Scorp!
...or was it taurus?
Haha...not a bad memory at all. Scorp sun, Taurus moon ππ
I am a humanist, I remember everything, Tina!
Lol! Uh-huh!! You can't use my name!! Foul play!!!ππ
I can. π‘
Us intelectuals know how to spell your name, Tina!
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina!
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Hate you!!!πππ
Posted by PeanutPunch
The statistics are kind to you firebunny.
Centuries of inbreeding between cousins has enabled such pertinent end results that suitably caters to your kind.
Finally the thread is going back in right direction. This is the man cave, it should be full of shitty man lol advices, not psychotherapy and useful mother-son relationship insights. Its like a... bar, I guess. No offence to ones that want to help, I know you mean well π
Fuck the counter girl. If she stares, there's fire. Do her from behind, because she's not pretty. You dont want to look her in face...
Fuck the governor's secretary. Those baby fats are gonna wobble like jelly heaven.
Mother problem...
Find a good looking, younger, dominant scorpio, NOT a native filipino, I would go for some cold heart russian with woman issues and past head trauma in frontal cortex. Pay him well, so at least once or twice a day he brutally spanks your mothers ass. She will be all over him, you will have the time and freedom to do your two girls and maybe if you are lucky, you even avoid inbreeding with your mother.
Jackpot
Posted by firebunny
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?
not pretty? then she is not an option
Never forget that!
but damn the stare and the attitude... i like her.
I doesn't matter! π‘
When she gets old and you stop talking with each other then you want to remember why you even married her in the first place and the reason was: she was pretty! π
Shhh!!! Don't ruin Bunny you Sag!!
I am not.
I am just trying to teach him to think like a woman you Scorp!
...or was it taurus?
Haha...not a bad memory at all. Scorp sun, Taurus moon ππ
I am a humanist, I remember everything, Tina!
Lol! Uh-huh!! You can't use my name!! Foul play!!!ππ
I can. π‘
Us intelectuals know how to spell your name, Tina!
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina!
Hate you!!!πππ
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Posted by MyStarsShine
GentsA little tip when trying to capture a woman...
Don't talk about your mother too much....it's a big turn off
π
No way!
We love our moms and nobody will ever be able to replace them, no matter what. They cook, clean and buy us stuff without us telling them. Men first LOVE their moms, then beer and then maybe sports or their wives.
You didn't read what I wrote.....you have an unhealthy attachment if you think your mother is number one in your life. I would be very worried if my son thought this way . I raised him to be a man and not a forever chlild hanging onto me
Love isn't this at all
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Stop insulting our moms!!!!!! π‘
Mom is No. 1, period!!!!
We love them! π’
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she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.
she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
she's not wealthy either
but damn the attitude. the spunky attitude.
i like her but mum will not like her. so she's off the list.
i might date her though.
what do you guys think?