@_Dazed
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Is it a deal breaker...
Stinks or no?
No stinky
Stinks or no?
No stinky
If it doesn't stink its hilarious. If it does I'll cover her in pine tree air fresheners.
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I fucking choke on my damn drink just reading this and your main profile pic killed me
would you reject a girl is she poops the first day over at your place?
would you reject a girl is she poops the first day over at your place?
Does she clog the toilet?
would you reject a girl is she poops the first day over at your place?
Does she clog the toilet?
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not really
would you reject a girl is she poops the first day over at your place?
Does she clog the toilet?
nor really
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We're good then.
Is she plugging up the toilet as well?
No. But leaves streaks. Say she doesn't flush more than once to get rid of it because she does not g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ want to waste water.
If she's leaving streaks her poops are girthy, so she should be down for anal.
Right after taking the girthy dump?
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It's the best time to do so.
If she can best me in a farting contest, she can stay for the week.
There will be periodic challenges to her authority.
omg I always wanted a man that believed in this LMFAO !
why do men get such a attitude - women are beings with bodily functions too
HA!
Love your lactose intolerant Lady I say!!!
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww to this topic. I just threw up a little in my mouth!
remember that story that was going around about that tinder date, and some chick tried to throw her shit out the window lol
If she can best me in a farting contest, she can stay for the week.
There will be periodic challenges to her authority.
omg I always wanted a man that believed in this LMFAO !
You, however, ARE invited to my home after a date! 😄
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I think we'd laugh until dawn !
remember that story that was going around about that tinder date, and some chick tried to throw her shit out the window lol
srsly. but it got stuck between two panes of glass, so she tried to get it out and got her arm stuck, and they had to call the fire brigade loool
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remember that story that was going around about that tinder date, and some chick tried to throw her shit out the window lol
YES!
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OMG!!!! That is terrible!!!! 😆
remember that story that was going around about that tinder date, and some chick tried to throw her shit out the window lol
YES!
Where did she poo though?
I can't imagine scooping my shit or anything out of the toilet
Maybe in the baththub 💁
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Earlier this week, Liam Smyth, a grad student at Britain’s University of Bristol, had a nice dinner with a woman he met on Tinder.
The night was still young, so he invited her over to his house to drink wine and watch a documentary about Scientology, he wrote on a GoFundMe page.
At some point, the unidentified woman asked to use his bathroom. When she returned, Smyth said, she had “a panicked look in her eye.”
Smyth said the woman told him: “I went for a poo in your toilet, and it would not flush.”
He then claims the woman confessed to reaching into the toilet bowl, wrapping the dookie in tissue paper and throwing it out of the window.
Wanting to be a gentleman, Smyth suggested going outside together, bagging up the offending poo, throwing it away and then pretending “the whole sorry affair had never happened,” he recalled.
Unfortunately, the story gets crappier. Smyth’s bathroom window doesn’t open to the garden, but into an 18-inch gap that is separated from the outside world by another non-opening double glazed window.
“It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo,” he wrote.
According to Smyth, when he went to get a hammer to smash the window, his date decided to climb in headfirst to retrieve the poop herself ― which she was able to do successfully.
That’s when they realized she was stuck upside-down.
“I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast,” Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe page. “Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap.”
At that point, he called for help and an emergency crew drove up within minutes. About 15 minutes later, the woman was free.
She was probably preparing for anal sex.
If she can best me in a farting contest, she can stay for the week.
Gross lol
If that's what you think, you are NOT invited to my home after a date.
Do you really have farting contests with girls you date?
When she does, I do too!
I believe in fairness.
So she leads and you chime in.
I believe in fairness too.
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hey, once he communicates that he is ok with that it's game on LOL
If her farts stink to rotten something, it means there's something rotten inside her so yes, red flag at best, deal breaker at worst.
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If she's constantly gassy when she sleeps over?