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How to slide into females DXPers PMs?
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Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
"I'm here for you."
I stay in sf. I'm sure theres enough male shoulders to lean on if I ever decide to become masculine enough to swing from vine to vine
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
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Shes pretty. U woke up sipping haterade this morning
This would probably make a good dxp game tbh
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
Shes pretty. U woke up sipping haterade this morning
I can't see her beauty all i see is feral
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I'm being +positive+ today "suprise". Help me stay on the right track. Let's start this off by giving people
c-o-m-p-l-i-m-e-n-t-s
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Without being put on blast for the whole community to see & being banned for sexual harassment? Tips muddafukas
You can slide into mine of you’re hot no problem 😉
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Post those smooth sexy leg pix like u used to, then maybe we'll have something to talk about
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
😂😂😂
Gemini issues 😏
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Send unsolicited dick pics.
🙌
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
Lol, wtf...idk man
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
Oh. So I guess I’m not dramatic enough for you based off this answer! I can see why you like Gemini’s so much now though! 😆
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
Lol, wtf...idk man
Is this a "I can neither confirm nor deny this"?
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Nah, drama? F that. Just go for it. Go for it, the worst they'll say is "No, fuck off"...okay lol.
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
This actually works for men too. I've had 3+ men apologize in pm for their emotional lashouts at me.
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That is so sad lol
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
Shes pretty. U woke up sipping haterade this morning
Oh now I know you on some crack shit. I see a she-devil.
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Shes not bad looking. Or maybe I need new glasses
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
Shes pretty. U woke up sipping haterade this morning
I can't see her beauty all i see is feral
I'm being +positive+ today "suprise". Help me stay on the right track. Let's start this off by giving people
c-o-m-p-l-i-m-e-n-t-s
You're too cute and sweet to be attracting feral
See a compliment
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Thanks boo 🤗
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Send unsolicited dick pics.
Not to me. I’ll put you and your toothpaste dick on blast 😏
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
Oh. So I guess I’m not dramatic enough for you based off this answer! I can see why you like Gemini’s so much now though! 😆
No, I already explained this to you. That's what ultimately makes me shut down and off.
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Oh ok. Good, then slow and steady wins the race! 😜
😘😘😘😘
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
😂😂😂
This a good one
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I've witnessed what he is talking about. It's hilarious to watch.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Without being put on blast for the whole community to see & being banned for sexual harassment? Tips muddafukas
You can slide into mine of you’re hot no problem 😉
Post those smooth sexy leg pix like u used to, then maybe we'll have something to talk about
The real question here is are you a hottie patati or nah?
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Looks: 8
Personality: 2
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
Lol, wtf...idk man
Is this a "I can neither confirm nor deny this"?
Nah, drama? F that. Just go for it. Go for it, the worst they'll say is "No, fuck off"...okay lol.
You don't have to tell me.
Bottom line of such behaviour is control issues. At least in my opinion
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Never said control issues wasn't a factor.
I think if someone wants something, they need to get outta their heads...and go for it. You'll never know unless you try. Hearing the word no, or nothing at all, is apparently too much for ppl to handle...it's ridiculous. Not everyone on this planet is gonna be your cup of tea - so what. Get over it, lol.
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
Lol, wtf...idk man
Is this a "I can neither confirm nor deny this"?
Nah, drama? F that. Just go for it. Go for it, the worst they'll say is "No, fuck off"...okay lol.
You don't have to tell me.
Bottom line of such behaviour is control issues. At least in my opinion
Never said control issues wasn't a factor.
I think if someone wants something, they need to get outta their heads...and go for it. You'll never know unless you try. Hearing the word no, or nothing at all, is apparently too much for ppl to handle...it's ridiculous. Not everyone on this planet is gonna be your cup of tea - so what. Get over it, lol.
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😘💛
Right. Common sense to me but...I'm not everyone so, whatevs. Ya'll can do ya'll, whatever works 🙃
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Send unsolicited dick pics.
Just the tip. Not the whole thing.
The whole thing wouldn’t fit.
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That's what she said
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Without being put on blast for the whole community to see & being banned for sexual harassment? Tips muddafukas
You can slide into mine of you’re hot no problem 😉
Post those smooth sexy leg pix like u used to, then maybe we'll have something to talk about
The real question here is are you a hottie patati or nah?
Looks: 8
Personality: 2
San Fran is like a 12 hour drive from Seattle
Too bad you're too broke to trek up HERE
I stopped giving to charity 3 years ago
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Omg u r so rude
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Without being put on blast for the whole community to see & being banned for sexual harassment? Tips muddafukas
You can slide into mine of you’re hot no problem 😉
Post those smooth sexy leg pix like u used to, then maybe we'll have something to talk about
The real question here is are you a hottie patati or nah?
Looks: 8
Personality: 2
San Fran is like a 12 hour drive from Seattle
Too bad you're too broke to trek up HERE
I stopped giving to charity 3 years ago
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How about I pay for a plane ticket for u to come & sit on my dick
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Without being put on blast for the whole community to see & being banned for sexual harassment? Tips muddafukas
You can slide into mine of you’re hot no problem 😉
Post those smooth sexy leg pix like u used to, then maybe we'll have something to talk about
The real question here is are you a hottie patati or nah?
Looks: 8
Personality: 2
When you say looks 8, do resemble either of these:
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I look more like the 2nd one
Take the female approach:
Create drama/fuck up and then sent a DM telling how sorry you are and why happened what happend to create an opening for conversation.
This actually works for men too. I've had 3+ men apologize in pm for their emotional lashouts at me.
I think it's an universally working tactic. You just have to create the argument/fight/drama completly out of the blue to puzzle them enough that they want to figure out what the fuck is happening and moreso why.
It's pretty fucked up/manipulative. I haven't thought of it before. I would accept the apology (I did) but not want any communication with them afterward, but maybe it works well on another type of woman. This also doesn't apply to relevant debates that get out of hand. I'm referring to my own experiences, like you said, way andom out-of-line comments where you think... wtf is that all about lol.
I have come to learn that it boils down to a past hurt they have, over something I said maybe years prior, that they held on to but they didn't comment on at the time.
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Do air signs actually care about why it would be happening tho? lol
I feel like that tactic would not work on air anything
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
Shes pretty. U woke up sipping haterade this morning
Oh now I know you on some crack shit. I see a she-devil.
Shes not bad looking. Or maybe I need new glasses
Hahahaha new glasses
Naw dude it's not how one look on the outside it's from the inside and their personality. And from the look of things she posts, she really ain't a cute one. And if my mental judgement not leading me in the wrong frame of mind, she look like that type that will stab her husband (if she was married) in his sleep. You just never know people plus she's an aries too. Uhhh nawwww I wouldnt trust that one. I'll definitely say this for sure. I probably wouldnt mind falling weak for her to dominate me and beat the shit out my big black ass tho.
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You can shut the fuck up with your cock blocking pussy bitchass. Look at you hating on a female and sliding yo ass in.
You been stalkin her forevaaaaah. Why she don't have a profile. When you gone stop your punk bitch shit?
You want some dick BAD.
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
Yuck tho? Lol
You keep hating on crabs im going to keep hating on you
Stop acting childish please. People hate on my sign a thousand times worst and that's not my reason for hating people. Get over yourself.
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Irony at its finest.
Your out here hating on Aries constantly.
@GemLover,
PLEASE come for me!
@GemLover,
PLEASE come for me!
He'll just want you to beat the shit out of him
@GemLover,
PLEASE come for me!
Naa ima let you and the rabid raccoon have yall fun.
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I will not ease up off your ass.
No vaseline.
You know there's a thing called Tinder right?
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
You know there's a thing called Tinder right?
They might not be into astrology 😱
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Surprisingly enough, there's apps for that.
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
Yuck tho? Lol
You keep hating on crabs im going to keep hating on you
Stop acting childish please. People hate on my sign a thousand times worst and that's not my reason for hating people. Get over yourself.
Irony at its finest.
Your out here hating on Aries constantly.
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That geriatric freak literally follows me around and anyone that mentions me just to throw shade about Aries ♈️
Like I get that this is a fucking astrology forum lol but fuk is that weird and a huge waste of time.
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
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U just mad cuz anything Aries sees through your obsessive patholical lying ass Cancer bullshit and....DONT LIKE YOU
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Send unsolicited dick pics.
Just the tip. Not the whole thing.
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lol yep just a pic of a zoomed in tip to create the illusion it’s bigger but really....
🥕
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Send unsolicited dick pics.
Just the tip. Not the whole thing.
lol yep just a pic of a zoomed in tip to create the illusion it’s bigger but really....
🥕
I love getting back in the dating game and playing russian roulette with dicks.
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Yeah those days were fun 💅🏼
But now we play high stakes Russian roulette
👶🏻 👌🏻
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
WTF I thought you found my instagram for a second lol. Except my jaw is more square than pointy.
This would probably make a good dxp game tbh
Dear gawd don't do this. LOL.
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Now ya'll will never know if the PMs are real or just someone trying to prove something in a game xD
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
Yuck tho? Lol
You keep hating on crabs im going to keep hating on you
I ain't hatin on crabs 🙄
I like crabs but yall some annoyin ass bitches sometimes.
This is a perfect example.
Mhhmmmmmmm
Im surprised by your growth tho
You've done alot of work
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Awww that was almost a compliment. Time for group hug
Don't.
How am I suppose to shoot my shot when ur profile doesn't even exist?
Yuck her?
Smh
Good luck with that Rottweiler
I'm sorry but she will eat you alive
Yuck tho? Lol
You keep hating on crabs im going to keep hating on you
I ain't hatin on crabs 🙄
I like crabs but yall some annoyin ass bitches sometimes.
This is a perfect example.
Mhhmmmmmmm
Im surprised by your growth tho
You've done alot of work
Awww that was almost a compliment. Time for group hug
I like Alicia, i just hate her feral ways
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My dms may be closed but my arms are open. Bring it in 🤗
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
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Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
WTF I thought you found my instagram for a second lol. Except my jaw is more square than pointy.
Are you strictly gay or bi?
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Your too old for him. He likes to groom teenage boys for sex.
And with the amount of lies he’s been caught in he’s most likely a middle aged woman with some major mental health issues.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
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Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
WTF I thought you found my instagram for a second lol. Except my jaw is more square than pointy.
Are you strictly gay or bi?
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I did try it with a woman 15 years ago, a Scorpio to boot lol. She was keen on me and I was in the process of stepping out of the closet for good.
It didn't work out for either one of us lol. I'd go limp within seconds of her getting off and when it came time for me to "return the favor", it was more like the "plug your nose and drink up" thing. I had protested enough beforehand lol so she knew the deal, but she was still offended afterwards.
Ever since then, I've stuck with sausage and never looked back. I could never trade that flexing cookiemonster up there for a girl. They say sexuality is a spectrum. If that's the case, I'm definitely on the extreme opposite end.
Sorry, luv. I don't believe you're actually leaking yeast or anything lol, it's just physically impossible for me to operate that way.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
WTF I thought you found my instagram for a second lol. Except my jaw is more square than pointy.
Are you strictly gay or bi?
Your too old for him. He likes to groom teenage boys for sex.
And with the amount of lies he’s been caught in he’s most likely a middle aged woman with some major mental health issues.
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@questionoflustquestionoftrust
Yeah I see what you mean 😉
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
WTF I thought you found my instagram for a second lol. Except my jaw is more square than pointy.
Are you strictly gay or bi?
Your too old for him. He likes to groom teenage boys for sex.
And with the amount of lies he’s been caught in he’s most likely a middle aged woman with some major mental health issues.
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Speak for yourself, Donald. You're the one stuck living a bitter, dissatisfied life with an oaf who doesn't fulfill you. How do I know? Because you show more affection towards your plants, your ugly decor and your rat dog than your "man". Which means he ain't worth bragging about, not like Gemitati's quickie partners or my Jed.
Which is why you resort to stalking & bullying strangers on an astrology forum, because you're desperate to make everyone else as miserable as you are (psst: it's not working, and you're still rekt).
And now that you've started sucking Ands and Firebuny's' tiny virtual dicks, that's the epitomy of "hitting rock bottom". Your grace-falling is complete and you're fully exposed for the Terramine-level waste of oxygen that you are.
With all the psychopathic cyberstalkers like you and Arkanshitty, damn straight I lied. It's called "controlling the flow of information" and I played you like the dumbcunts that you are. August 23 is Triple H's first WWF championship win, not Jed's birthday. He ain't no stinking Virgo. My demigod is a fiery Leo, just like our favorite rassler.
It was worth it to watch you retards embarrass yourselves over and over again. And you didn't catch a damn thing, I gave it all away myself 9 months ago in my very own thread. You were just too retarded to catch ON. And in 2019 you're still doing a bang-up job of it and proving me right in every single thing I say you are. I fucking love it. You aren't even worth muting, you're too insignificant. I'd say I feel sorry for you.....but I'd defo be lying.
PS: I was hoping you'd bring your fat ass in this thread, that's why I posted that up there. I played you again like the predictable dumbcunt you are.
@_kitten_
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Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
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Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
WTF I thought you found my instagram for a second lol. Except my jaw is more square than pointy.
Are you strictly gay or bi?
Your too old for him. He likes to groom teenage boys for sex.
And with the amount of lies he’s been caught in he’s most likely a middle aged woman with some major mental health issues.
@questionoflustquestionoftrust
Yeah I see what you mean 😉
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Why am I not surprised? Lol
Posted by questionoflustquestionoftrust
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
WTF I thought you found my instagram for a second lol. Except my jaw is more square than pointy.
Are you strictly gay or bi?
Your too old for him. He likes to groom teenage boys for sex.
And with the amount of lies he’s been caught in he’s most likely a middle aged woman with some major mental health issues.
@questionoflustquestionoftrust
Yeah I see what you mean 😉
Why am I not surprised? Lol
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It's like we talked about.
Miserable people need a distraction from their misery. She's been stalking & bullying Gemitati for almost 2 years, stalking & bullying me for like 4 months now. She's got way too much bile inside her for one person, so she feels the desperate need to spread it around.
Mental illness in young people is tragic. But the fact is, it doesn't hold a gun to your head and make you do things. You are still responsible for your actions. And she's too stupid to realize that she is way out of her depth. Too mentally inferior.
Ewww what is that smell?? Damn roofers, man. I thought they deal with ceramic tiles and other super-awesome material, not.....burning rubber, what is that stench?? I didn't fart this time, I swear.
On that note, a toast to our oh-so-awesome moon, and to us.
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Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
WTF I thought you found my instagram for a second lol. Except my jaw is more square than pointy.
Are you strictly gay or bi?
Your too old for him. He likes to groom teenage boys for sex.
And with the amount of lies he’s been caught in he’s most likely a middle aged woman with some major mental health issues.
@questionoflustquestionoftrust
Yeah I see what you mean 😉
Why am I not surprised? Lol
It's like we talked about.
Miserable people need a distraction from their misery. She's been stalking & bullying Gemitati for almost 2 years, stalking & bullying me for like 4 months now. She's got way too much bile inside her for one person, so she feels the desperate need to spread it around.
Mental illness in young people is tragic. But the fact is, it doesn't hold a gun to your head and make you do things. You are still responsible for your actions. And she's too stupid to realize that she is way out of her depth. Too mentally inferior.
Ewww what is that smell?? Damn roofers, man. I thought they deal with ceramic tiles and other super-awesome material, not.....burning rubber, what is that stench?? I didn't fart this time, I swear.
On that note, a toast to our oh-so-awesome moon, and to us.
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Ain't nobody got time for that!✌
Cheers!😁
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
WTF I thought you found my instagram for a second lol. Except my jaw is more square than pointy.
Are you strictly gay or bi?
Your too old for him. He likes to groom teenage boys for sex.
And with the amount of lies he’s been caught in he’s most likely a middle aged woman with some major mental health issues.
Speak for yourself, Donald. You're the one stuck living a bitter, dissatisfied life with an oaf who doesn't fulfill you. How do I know? Because you show more affection towards your plants, your ugly decor and your rat dog than your "man". Which means he ain't worth bragging about, not like Gemitati's quickie partners or my Jed.
Which is why you resort to stalking & bullying strangers on an astrology forum, because you're desperate to make everyone else as miserable as you are (psst: it's not working, and you're still rekt).
And now that you've started sucking Ands and Firebuny's' tiny virtual dicks, that's the epitomy of "hitting rock bottom". Your grace-falling is complete and you're fully exposed for the Terramine-level waste of oxygen that you are.
With all the psychopathic cyberstalkers like you and Arkanshitty, damn straight I lied. It's called "controlling the flow of information" and I played you like the dumbcunts that you are. August 23 is Triple H's first WWF championship win, not Jed's birthday. He ain't no stinking Virgo. My demigod is a fiery Leo, just like our favorite rassler.
It was worth it to watch you retards embarrass yourselves over and over again. And you didn't catch a damn thing, I gave it all away myself 9 months ago in my very own thread. You were just too retarded to catch ON. And in 2019 you're still doing a bang-up job of it and proving me right in every single thing I say you are. I fucking love it. You aren't even worth muting, you're too insignificant. I'd say I feel sorry for you.....but I'd defo be lying.
PS: I was hoping you'd bring your fat ass in this thread, that's why I posted that up there. I played you again like the predictable dumbcunt you are.
@_kitten_
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You can call me donald, fat, dumb cunt, bitter. I dgaf. I'm not the one DESPERATE to prove to internet strangers that I'm happy with a teenager I had to groom to accept my dick.
Interesting how he was a 'virgo demi god' up until the point your PEDOPHILE ASS was EXPOSED. Then you want to backpeddle and claim you were lying about his age and hes actually a leo. Too transparent.
Also what kind of pos lies about grooming a child for sex? TF! You need some help.
So those lies aside... you've also been caught lying about your 'bf' as you've called him.
Come to find out hes rejected relationship labels, and can't love you cause he's straight.
Unlike you I don't need to make up shit to insult others. Your post history is ammunition enough.
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Without being put on blast for the whole community to see & being banned for sexual harassment? Tips muddafukas