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Posted by -Damous
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I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.
Nah, I already have issues walking around in certain circumstances and shit. I'm good. Plus I wouldn't be down for getting denied because of my dick. Having to search for size queens just to get fucked OR not being able to get balls deep in there. Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLL that. I'm good where I'm at.
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Oh come on... Tell me you wouldn't just once want to recreate that scene from the alien movies?
Posted by -Damous
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Posted by -Damous
Posted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.
Nah, I already have issues walking around in certain circumstances and shit. I'm good. Plus I wouldn't be down for getting denied because of my dick. Having to search for size queens just to get fucked OR not being able to get balls deep in there. Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLL that. I'm good where I'm at.
Oh come on... Tell me you wouldn't just once want to recreate that scene from the alien movies?
WHO SAYS I HAVEN'T?!
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Posted by TheApparition
Posted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
You know that works both ways, right? The outtie has to go inny somewhere. Rofl
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You know females can pop babies out of there too. It stretches to accommodate. 🙄 Besides.... I never said it doesnt hurt half the time.
Posted by SeaLion
Posted by TheApparition
Posted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
You know that works both ways, right? The outtie has to go inny somewhere. Rofl
You know females can pop babies out of there too. It stretches to accommodate. 🙄 Besides.... I never said it doesnt hurt half the time.
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You never said it did either 😂
What happened? Everybody wanted to be all brave but as soon things get turned up a notch y'all ran for the hills like somebody let coronavirus loose in here or something...
Posted by -Damous
Posted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
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He's a 6'4 giant.
Posted by -Damous
Posted by TheApparition
Posted by -Damous
Posted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.
Nah, I already have issues walking around in certain circumstances and shit. I'm good. Plus I wouldn't be down for getting denied because of my dick. Having to search for size queens just to get fucked OR not being able to get balls deep in there. Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLL that. I'm good where I'm at.
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Yeah, pretty sure he has bruised my cervix a couple of times.
TBH the first time we had sex and he took his pants off...I almost ran away... I legit thought he was going to split me in two. Like I said he is 6'4 and I'm only 5'4 so you can imagine the size difference.I didn't pee straight for a few days afterward either. It was fucking weird.
Posted by -Damous
Posted by SeaLion
Posted by -Damous
Posted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
He's a 6'4 giant.
I'm basically the same height. Idk what that has to do with it. Having a big dick in jeans is annoying if you get even semi hard on a semi frequent basis. It can make it very awkward to move around, straight up HURT, etc.
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Ah, well, with him he looks proportioned. He has big hands too. Like with me, to hold it, I have to use both my hands 😂 but he is so big and has big hands that it works I guess. He doesn't complain about it. But I did want to get him this book.
I would measure mine but there ain’t no measuring tape of that size 🤷🏻♂️
👀📝📏
Posted by MissKrabs
Posted by SeaLion
Posted by -Damous
Posted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
He's a 6'4 giant.
you were mother teresa in your previous life.
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😂 He is a gentle giant tho.
Posted by -Damous
Posted by SeaLion
Posted by -Damous
Posted by SeaLion
Posted by -Damous
Posted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
He's a 6'4 giant.
I'm basically the same height. Idk what that has to do with it. Having a big dick in jeans is annoying if you get even semi hard on a semi frequent basis. It can make it very awkward to move around, straight up HURT, etc.
Ah, well, with him he looks proportioned. He has big hands too. Like with me, to hold it, I have to use both my hands 😂 but he is so big and has big hands that it works I guess. He doesn't complain about it. But I did want to get him this book.
LMAO! Look at you throwin' low shots! xD
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I didn't mean to. I dont know what you look like
Lolol. What better thread to use this on?
Posted by nikkistar
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Posted by Caramel_Princess
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Posted by Cheesecake
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.
Eh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
I say we need pictures. For research purposes.
I don't want the dick pics. lol
Methinks the lady doth protest too much..,
Penis pics aren't sexy. lol
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They really aren't. Smh @ this dumb shit.
On a more serious note this is why dudes should be measuring... And yes it makes a difference.
Posted by nikkistar
Asking for a friend, but have you guys either measured yourself, or had a partner measure your penis?
List your sun, mars, pluto for shits and giggles.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.
yes sun Virgo Mars virgo, Pluto in Scorpio and Pluto in the first house.
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It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.