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I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈

That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
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It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.
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I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈

That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.

It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.

Nah, I already have issues walking around in certain circumstances and shit. I'm good. Plus I wouldn't be down for getting denied because of my dick. Having to search for size queens just to get fucked OR not being able to get balls deep in there. Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLL that. I'm good where I'm at.
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Oh come on... Tell me you wouldn't just once want to recreate that scene from the alien movies?

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I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈

That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.

It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.

Nah, I already have issues walking around in certain circumstances and shit. I'm good. Plus I wouldn't be down for getting denied because of my dick. Having to search for size queens just to get fucked OR not being able to get balls deep in there. Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLL that. I'm good where I'm at.

Oh come on... Tell me you wouldn't just once want to recreate that scene from the alien movies?

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WHO SAYS I HAVEN'T?!
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I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈

You know that works both ways, right? The outtie has to go inny somewhere. Rofl

You know females can pop babies out of there too. It stretches to accommodate. 🙄 Besides.... I never said it doesnt hurt half the time.
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You never said it did either 😂
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I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈

That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.

It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.

Nah, I already have issues walking around in certain circumstances and shit. I'm good. Plus I wouldn't be down for getting denied because of my dick. Having to search for size queens just to get fucked OR not being able to get balls deep in there. Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLL that. I'm good where I'm at.
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Yeah, pretty sure he has bruised my cervix a couple of times.

TBH the first time we had sex and he took his pants off...I almost ran away... I legit thought he was going to split me in two. Like I said he is 6'4 and I'm only 5'4 so you can imagine the size difference.I didn't pee straight for a few days afterward either. It was fucking weird.
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I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈

That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.

He's a 6'4 giant.

I'm basically the same height. Idk what that has to do with it. Having a big dick in jeans is annoying if you get even semi hard on a semi frequent basis. It can make it very awkward to move around, straight up HURT, etc.
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Ah, well, with him he looks proportioned. He has big hands too. Like with me, to hold it, I have to use both my hands 😂 but he is so big and has big hands that it works I guess. He doesn't complain about it. But I did want to get him this book.

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I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈

That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.

He's a 6'4 giant.

I'm basically the same height. Idk what that has to do with it. Having a big dick in jeans is annoying if you get even semi hard on a semi frequent basis. It can make it very awkward to move around, straight up HURT, etc.

Ah, well, with him he looks proportioned. He has big hands too. Like with me, to hold it, I have to use both my hands 😂 but he is so big and has big hands that it works I guess. He doesn't complain about it. But I did want to get him this book.

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LMAO! Look at you throwin' low shots! xD
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I didn't mean to. I dont know what you look like
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@Caramel_Princess Habitually.

Eh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?

I say we need pictures. For research purposes.

I don't want the dick pics. lol

Methinks the lady doth protest too much..,

Penis pics aren't sexy. lol
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They really aren't. Smh @ this dumb shit.