TheApparition
@TheApparition
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Posted by -DamousPosted by TheApparitionPosted by -DamousPosted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.
Nah, I already have issues walking around in certain circumstances and shit. I'm good. Plus I wouldn't be down for getting denied because of my dick. Having to search for size queens just to get fucked OR not being able to get balls deep in there. Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLL that. I'm good where I'm at.click to expand

Posted by -DamousPosted by TheApparitionPosted by -DamousPosted by TheApparitionPosted by -DamousPosted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.
Nah, I already have issues walking around in certain circumstances and shit. I'm good. Plus I wouldn't be down for getting denied because of my dick. Having to search for size queens just to get fucked OR not being able to get balls deep in there. Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLL that. I'm good where I'm at.
Oh come on... Tell me you wouldn't just once want to recreate that scene from the alien movies?
WHO SAYS I HAVEN'T?!click to expand


Posted by TheApparitionPosted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
You know that works both ways, right? The outtie has to go inny somewhere. Roflclick to expand
Posted by SeaLionPosted by TheApparitionPosted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
You know that works both ways, right? The outtie has to go inny somewhere. Rofl
You know females can pop babies out of there too. It stretches to accommodate. 🙄 Besides.... I never said it doesnt hurt half the time.click to expand


Posted by -DamousPosted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.click to expand

Posted by -DamousPosted by TheApparitionPosted by -DamousPosted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.
Nah, I already have issues walking around in certain circumstances and shit. I'm good. Plus I wouldn't be down for getting denied because of my dick. Having to search for size queens just to get fucked OR not being able to get balls deep in there. Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLL that. I'm good where I'm at.click to expand

Posted by -DamousPosted by SeaLionPosted by -DamousPosted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
He's a 6'4 giant.
I'm basically the same height. Idk what that has to do with it. Having a big dick in jeans is annoying if you get even semi hard on a semi frequent basis. It can make it very awkward to move around, straight up HURT, etc.click to expand




Posted by MissKrabsPosted by SeaLionPosted by -DamousPosted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
He's a 6'4 giant.
you were mother teresa in your previous life.click to expand

Posted by -DamousPosted by SeaLionPosted by -DamousPosted by SeaLionPosted by -DamousPosted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
That'd annoy me having a dick like that tbh. I already have issues and I'm not that big. I'd probably cut my dick off.
He's a 6'4 giant.
I'm basically the same height. Idk what that has to do with it. Having a big dick in jeans is annoying if you get even semi hard on a semi frequent basis. It can make it very awkward to move around, straight up HURT, etc.
Ah, well, with him he looks proportioned. He has big hands too. Like with me, to hold it, I have to use both my hands 😂 but he is so big and has big hands that it works I guess. He doesn't complain about it. But I did want to get him this book.
LMAO! Look at you throwin' low shots! xDclick to expand

Posted by nikkistarPosted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsPosted by nikkistarPosted by Caramel_PrincessPosted by nikkistarPosted by Cheesecake
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.
Eh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
I say we need pictures. For research purposes.
I don't want the dick pics. lol
Methinks the lady doth protest too much..,
Penis pics aren't sexy. lolclick to expand

Posted by nikkistar
Asking for a friend, but have you guys either measured yourself, or had a partner measure your penis?
List your sun, mars, pluto for shits and giggles.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.
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It's kind of like shoes... Sometimes you're ramming your toes into the end... Other times the shoe seems like it was previously broken in. Just have to find the right fit.