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This topic was created in the The Man Cave forum by earlorg16 on Tuesday, January 9, 2018 and has 17 replies.

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@earlorg16
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lolol some of these responses are priceless! i was only like 17 at the time and didn't know squat. and i like how no one has responded to this so i guess me and my bud are the only one.

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@Gemitati
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Lmao! Can’t ever forget the story as friend let his friend with random girl to have sex in his bedroom while he was watching TV when all of a sudden he had heard a scream like someone got mirdered...

In a second his friend ran out of the room covered from head to toes...

He said the horror was so great that he had never ever attempted anal...

I don’t know if his friend did...😱😂

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@Sheever
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Many woman love anal sex. They know how to prepare themselves for it, so no such problems, but clean sex.

Whoever has these problems simply not well experienced.

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@Sheever
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Posted by Leo188881

Posted by Sheever
Many woman love anal sex. They know how to prepare themselves for it, so no such problems, but clean sex.

Whoever has these problems simply not well experienced.

Makes sense. An experienced butt hole is probably too loose to keep the poop in so it would just all fall out of there.

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Not consequently. It's about take care of yourself and your partner, not ruin the act. I guess you poop every day right, so you re familiar with something to penetrate your butthole?

Your comment was ironic really

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@Sheever
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Posted by Leo188881

Posted by Sheever

Posted by Leo188881

Posted by Sheever
Many woman love anal sex. They know how to prepare themselves for it, so no such problems, but clean sex.

Whoever has these problems simply not well experienced.

Makes sense. An experienced butt hole is probably too loose to keep the poop in so it would just all fall out of there.

Not consequently. It's about take care of yourself and your partner, not ruin the act. I guess you poop every day right, so you re familiar with something to penetrate your butthole?

Your comment was ironic really

But a poop comes out pretty fast... a little stretch then poop, back to small! But a ding dong, is a big load to have in there for a while. Isn't stretched poop holes a thing?

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This is for you, it took 10 seconds to Google up.

Maybe you won't have problems in the future.

You re welcome

http://www.pleasuremechanics.com/anal-play-hygiene-and-preparation/

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@earlorg16
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Posted by ItsMeRoman

Posted by earlorg16

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jfc, have you?

a loooooooong time ago. lost wood pretty quickly and stopped. only asked cuz my buddy just told me it happened to him the other night and he was pretty grossed out by it.

You stick your dick in a vagina with the possibility there’s going to be vagina cream, cheese, blood or lord knows what else.

You stick your dick in an anus...you may get some blood from some broken capillaries, fissures....or some poop 💩. This is quite literally POOPS home! What do you expect?

Jesus fuck these hipsters are annoying.

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Lol what's with the name calling? Pretty sure it happens to all sorts of inexperienced people. Chill.

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@Soul
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No way. You mean someone had anal sex, and shit magically appear on their dick? Who would have thought— Learn something new everyday.

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@earlorg16
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Posted by ItsMeRoman

Posted by earlorg16

Posted by ItsMeRoman

Posted by earlorg16

Posted by clownloyal
jfc, have you?

a loooooooong time ago. lost wood pretty quickly and stopped. only asked cuz my buddy just told me it happened to him the other night and he was pretty grossed out by it.

You stick your dick in a vagina with the possibility there’s going to be vagina cream, cheese, blood or lord knows what else.

You stick your dick in an anus...you may get some blood from some broken capillaries, fissures....or some poop 💩. This is quite literally POOPS home! What do you expect?

Jesus fuck these hipsters are annoying.

Lol what's with the name calling? Pretty sure it happens to all sorts of inexperienced people. Chill.

😛 oooh I’m sorry. Did I hurt ur widda hipster fwwweeeewings ☺️

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