@nikkistar
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Measuring Your Penis
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I measured mine next to a tube of toothpaste to see if it was bigger than Terras
(It was )
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.
Women don't know how to measure.
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*Eats her Pimento sammich*
But we sure do know how to cook.
Women need to start measuring, cuz they have absolutely no idea
Always guestimate way off lol
Posted by SkiesAfire
Women need to start measuring, cuz they have absolutely no ideaAlways guestimate way off lol
So have you measured or not?
Posted by Cheesecake
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.
Eh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
Posted by Cheesecake
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.Eh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
I say we need pictures. For research purposes.
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I don't want the dick pics. lol
I just want to know if guys have a tendency to have measured themselves at some point in their life. lol
Posted by SkiesAfire
Women need to start measuring, cuz they have absolutely no ideaAlways guestimate way off lol
So have you measured or not?
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Lol yes
Posted by Cheesecake
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.Eh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
I already did answer. My answer is habitually. Girls I dated never got a tape and measured. They just check if they can deep throat it whole. Most struggle.
TMI ?
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@caramelizedcoffee
Hasnt every guy measured his own penis? one would think. I know I did
scorpio sun
Sag mars
libra pluto
Posted by Cheesecake
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.Eh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
I already did answer. My answer is habitually. Girls I dated never got a tape and measured. They just check if they can deep throat it whole. Most struggle.
TMI ?
@caramelizedcoffee
@nikkistar Hoeism 101. Choose which dick to fuck with, carefully.
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Leeb moon likes to poke at CC
Posted by tiziani
Why would anyone not measure their penis?The results are in:
It's giant
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Are you role playing as Terra?
Posted by tiziani
Why would anyone not measure their penis?The results are in:
It's giant
Are you role playing as Terra?
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Nah, that's an inside joke lol
Posted by tiziani
Why would anyone not measure their penis?The results are in:
It's giant
Are you role playing as Terra?
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Wait, why, does terra go around measuring dude's dicks and posting the results?
Thank god I missed that weird shit
Posted by tiziani
Why would anyone not measure their penis?The results are in:
It's giant
Are you role playing as Terra?
Wait, why, does terra go around measuring dude's dicks and posting the results?
Thank god I missed that weird shit
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No, he posted a collage of dick pics to prove he wasn't small. He put up a toothbrush or some shit next to it as a size reference. lol
A travel sized toothpaste*
Posted by tiziani
Why would anyone not measure their penis?The results are in:
It's giant
Are you role playing as Terra?
Wait, why, does terra go around measuring dude's dicks and posting the results?
Thank god I missed that weird shit
No, he posted a collage of dick pics to prove he wasn't small. He put up a toothbrush or some shit next to it as a size reference. lol
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Weird, I wonder if his computer screen savers are a slide show of said collage
So is it a general census that most men have measured themselves, or have been measured?
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Posted by Cheesecake
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.Eh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
I say we need pictures. For research purposes.
I don't want the dick pics. lol
Methinks the lady doth protest too much..,
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Penis pics aren't sexy. lol
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks like!"
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Posted by nikkistar
So is it a general census that most men have measured themselves, or have been measured?I’ve never had a partner do the measuring. Have you done it before?
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No, I feel like I am missing out on it. lol
So I will be doing it to my boyfriend the first chance I get to.
Posted by SkiesAfire
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
Fuck you @therabbit.
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoor
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Posted by nikkistar
So is it a general census that most men have measured themselves, or have been measured?I’ve never had a partner do the measuring. Have you done it before?
No, I feel like I am missing out on it. lol
So I will be doing it to my boyfriend the first chance I get to.
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It's fun and you can become very creative in how and what you measure with 😉
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Posted by nikkistar
So is it a general census that most men have measured themselves, or have been measured?I’ve never had a partner do the measuring. Have you done it before?
No, I feel like I am missing out on it. lol
So I will be doing it to my boyfriend the first chance I get to.
It's fun and you can become very creative in how and what you measure with 😉
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Posted by SkiesAfire
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
Fuck you @therabbit.
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoor
Sorry but your roll was rough and poor quality.
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No shit Sherlock, It was made in China.
Posted by SkiesAfire
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
Fuck you @therabbit.
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoor
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You just know dxpers are going to be in an uproar about this one
Creating campaign slogans n shit
"micro cheating, it's a slippery slope"
Posted by SkiesAfire
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
Fuck you @therabbit.
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoor
You just know dxpers are going to be in an uproar about this one
Creating campaign slogans n shit
"micro cheating, it's a slippery slope"
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And AverageJed99 will lead the campaign.
Posted by SkiesAfire
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
Fuck you @therabbit.
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoor
You just know dxpers are going to be in an uproar about this one
Creating campaign slogans n shit
"micro cheating, it's a slippery slope"
And AverageJed99 will lead the campaign.
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If he talks like Nixon and starts a "war on microcheating"
I'm done
"It's public enemy number one!"
I don't see any measurements yet ?
🌵😈
Posted by Cheesecake
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.Eh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
I already did answer. My answer is habitually. Girls I dated never got a tape and measured. They just check if they can deep throat it whole. Most struggle.
TMI ?
@caramelizedcoffee
But why am i tagged
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Cause I thought you'd be interested in that information. Lol
Posted by TheRabbit
All I know is mine is at least as wide as these two fingers....
I know this isn't the only and last photo you took of that roll. So how did the homemade fleshlight turn out?
My condolences to the girth of any man who can slip through a tp roll.
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That moment when the paper towel roll is like
"is it in yet?"
Posted by TheRabbit
All I know is mine is at least as wide as these two fingers....
I know this isn't the only and last photo you took of that roll. So how did the homemade fleshlight turn out?
My condolences to the girth of any man who can slip through a tp roll.
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Sorry for your loss lol 😂
Caramel_Cheescake has a nice ring to it.
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Pshhhhh as IF men now know to measure lol. Everything to a man is “bigger than it appears”
Ego 🙌🏼😎
Lololololololololol
Yep, that's why women have zero clue how to gauge size lol
Lying ass dudes who feel small
Posted by nikkistar
Asking for a friend, but have you guys either measured yourself, or had a partner measure your penis?List your sun, mars, pluto for shits and giggles.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.
Did you ever try to measure your vagina? what did you measure? diameter or length?
How did you measure it?
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.
Women don't know how to measure.
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I have a genius way to measure a dudes dick on the dl.
Posted by TheRabbit
So what have we determined?This thread blows. And not in the fun way.
Why? What's going on in that Scorpio Pisces moon brain of yours?
CC, there are no pictures so far. I feel insulted.
Here you go.
✈️ buys ticket to Lebanon 1-way
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Wow Peru surprises me.
Posted by nikkistar
Asking for a friend, but have you guys either measured yourself, or had a partner measure your penis?List your sun, mars, pluto for shits and giggles.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.
Any man who says they never have is a dirty liar.
Measured mine at 4 points in my life. Apperantly I was the biggest at the age of 14. OR, really crappy with the ruler lol.
AHAHAHAHAHA Y'all so FUCKING nutty.
Posted by Emhendo
AHAHAHAHAHA Y'all so FUCKING nutty.
Things got weird quick lmao
Yes.
Taurus, Aries, Virgo
So many female answer it
They were too thirsty to wait for refreshments
Oh, and I may as well answer the question while I'm here... Yes.
Yes, many times *cries*
I measured that shiz when i was like 13. Was like 5.5 then. Now its about the same last i chekced couple years ago maybe 5.7 on a good day. Probably be bigger if fanny pack pad wasnt there
I think most puberty stricken adolescents measure their weiner. Its like getting brand new rims(idont even care for rims but you get the point not literally tho unless you want it)
Lol, Fanny pack. Hahaha.
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
You know that works both ways, right? The outtie has to go inny somewhere. Rofl
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Asking for a friend, but have you guys either measured yourself, or had a partner measure your penis?
List your sun, mars, pluto for shits and giggles.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.