@earlorg16
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crotch butter
Posted by earlorg16
yo when its like humid as hell out and its 90 degrees and up, yall ever get swampass and have ur sack droop down due to humidity and warmth that in between ur butthole and ur nuts (your cooch) u get this nasty feeling of crotch butter? cmon man. its gotta be a thing that happens to other dudes.
sounds like that would pare well with @firebunny and his carbonara sauce
Good strategy in getting females to leave the man cave. I’m out 🤢🤢🤮
Balls look so nasty when they are long and swingy like that! lol It's like you have to gather them up to play with them. You men are lucky us women love you! 😆
Posted by saggurl88
Balls look so nasty when they are long and swingy like that! lol It's like you have to gather them up to play with them. You men are lucky us women love you! 😆Especially after a hot shower where your back turns red, but we're super clean after 😂
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I love seeing men do the helicopter when naked! It always makes me laugh.
Then playtime is over...............and we need to see what else we can do with it 😛
even more of a lesbian now.
Posted by KingOfHearts
This what I use as it doesn't dissolve or turn into a paste. Holds up all day!
Sorry to butt in lol
I would check what is in that stuff.....unless it is all natural, be careful
Posted by LadyNeptune
Good strategy in getting females to leave the man cave. I’m out 🤢🤢🤮
ah looks like i've succeeded in bringing the man cave back to life. 🙂
Posted by saggurl88
Balls look so nasty when they are long and swingy like that! lol It's like you have to gather them up to play with them. You men are lucky us women love you! 😆Especially after a hot shower where your back turns red, but we're super clean after 😂
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i am particularly good at clapping my saggy nuts against my inner thigh and creating a percussive sound with them.
Normally I get that around the 5th day of no shower where the acids from the sweat actually start to burn the skin. That's my limit.
Most of the time I take a guy shower every other day. Maybe.
Posted by saggurl88
Balls look so nasty when they are long and swingy like that! lol It's like you have to gather them up to play with them. You men are lucky us women love you! 😆Especially after a hot shower where your back turns red, but we're super clean after 😂
i am particularly good at clapping my saggy nuts against my inner thigh and creating a percussive sound with them.
LMAO I know what you mean, it feels weird to me, and especially the hot days when your AC is broken and it sticks to your leg
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i wish athletic underwear had like ventilation holes in them, so that it can "breathe" u know? especially if i've been biking all day or really doing any sports. i can totally see why andre agassi admitted to winning the french open in 99 while going commando.
Posted by saggurl88
Balls look so nasty when they are long and swingy like that! lol It's like you have to gather them up to play with them. You men are lucky us women love you! 😆Especially after a hot shower where your back turns red, but we're super clean after 😂
I love seeing men do the helicopter when naked! It always makes me laugh.
Then playtime is over...............and we need to see what else we can do with it 😛
😂😂😂 The penis copter feels HELLLA weird when you do it.
Probably the first thing women would do if they had a penis for a day
What's your take on men's underwear. You have a preference for boxers, tighty wighties, or those boxer briefs that hug the skin and extend down mid thigh? They're very comfortable in my opinion and help the sweat issue. I'm more fresh at the end of the day after going this route.
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I like boxer briefs, they look sexy. Doesn't matter the length!
Posted by saggurl88
Balls look so nasty when they are long and swingy like that! lol It's like you have to gather them up to play with them. You men are lucky us women love you! 😆Especially after a hot shower where your back turns red, but we're super clean after 😂
i am particularly good at clapping my saggy nuts against my inner thigh and creating a percussive sound with them.
LMAO I know what you mean, it feels weird to me, and especially the hot days when your AC is broken and it sticks to your leg
i wish athletic underwear had like ventilation holes in them, so that it can "breathe" u know? especially if i've been biking all day or really doing any sports. i can totally see why andre agassi admitted to winning the french open in 99 while going commando.
Actually it's not bad wearing them. It doesn't feel hot and suffocating. I usually wear Levi jeans, even in the summer and I have a body heat issue where I project alot of heat for some reason and the bigger issue for me is my face and top of my head being sweaty. Boxers take forever to dry out in jeans. Not sure what Andre Agassi was wearing, but it might've been those biker shorts, which could be spandex trunks! Similar items I think
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i normally avoid boxers. it just feels like ur wearing shorts underneath. agassi only had on loose tennis shorts and nothing else underneath! said it in his book but i saw the match when i was a kid.
I like the first and third ones, but with no designs lol I prefer them simple solid colors 😂
Number two I can't. That's like boy shorts panties that all the girls look sexy in😂😂
But it still beats tighty whities!! I would never be able to get accustomed to those unless you were 80 years old lol
Then both of our underwears will be pulled up to our chest, and that would be fine! Your balls tucked into yours and my boobs tucked into mine! 😆
Posted by Supes
Shave or wax. Problem solvedYou’re welcome
what if ur hairless and still have butter?
Posted by earlorg16
yo when its like humid as hell out and its 90 degrees and up, yall ever get swampass and have ur sack droop down due to humidity and warmth that in between ur butthole and ur nuts (your cooch) u get this nasty feeling of crotch butter? cmon man. its gotta be a thing that happens to other dudes.
Avoid cotton and get baby powder as another suggested.
Why don’t I get any of this crap?
...do I need to have more sex or less or explore with animals?
You all sound like it...
Posted by TheRabbit
Real men have crotch steaks, not crotch butter.
Is that bucket empty? Pass it because I am ready...
It be like the sun burnin your balls when its that hot
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yo when its like humid as hell out and its 90 degrees and up, yall ever get swampass and have ur sack droop down due to humidity and warmth that in between ur butthole and ur nuts (your cooch) u get this nasty feeling of crotch butter? cmon man. its gotta be a thing that happens to other dudes.