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@Whorpio
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Posted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —


Posted by WhorpioGirl don't get ingrown hairsPosted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —
Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?click to expand

Posted by WhorpioWell triangle trumps rectangle so be moar insecure now that you fucked up the pube stachePosted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —
Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?click to expand

Posted by LilianniPosted by WhorpioPosted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —
Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?
Girl don't get ingrown hairsclick to expand

Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by WhorpioPosted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —
Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?
Well triangle trumps rectangle so be moar insecure now that you fucked up the pube stacheclick to expand

Posted by Scruffles
Shave the whole thing and start over.

Posted by ScrufflesPosted by WhorpioPosted by Scruffles
Shave the whole thing and start over.
1) If I were to go the sphinx route I'd wax the rest of this shit off.
2) If I do completely bald it will take even longer to get my triangle back!!!
lol I know.. it's why I suggested you shave, not wax. It'll grow back quicker.click to expand
Posted by WhorpioCharcoal gloves on your pussy sounds violentPosted by LilianniPosted by WhorpioPosted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —
Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?
Girl don't get ingrown hairs
I exfoliate with them charcoal gloves erryday til my skin is red 'cause I have a bad history with ingrown hairs ??click to expand


Posted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.
Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?
Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).

Posted by LilianniPosted by WhorpioPosted by LilianniPosted by WhorpioPosted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —
Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?
Girl don't get ingrown hairs
I exfoliate with them charcoal gloves erryday til my skin is red 'cause I have a bad history with ingrown hairs ??
Charcoal gloves on your pussy sounds violentclick to expand
Posted by WhorpioPosted by LilianniPosted by WhorpioPosted by LilianniPosted by WhorpioPosted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —
Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?
Girl don't get ingrown hairs
I exfoliate with them charcoal gloves erryday til my skin is red 'cause I have a bad history with ingrown hairs ??
Charcoal gloves on your pussy sounds violent
Lmaoooo if you use soap it's a little better!!!click to expand
Posted by GC01See if they have a European wax center in your area. They are the best. Super clean and they use hard wax.
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.
Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?
Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).

Posted by WhorpioOk I am beating this dead horse into pulp now but...
My favorite professional waxer moved so I let someone new do it for me today.
My long standing hair style down there is a right triangle, ok, and this bisch made an obtuse triangle that looked too, idk, casual or maybe natural or carefree? I hated it so when I got home I tried fixing it with tweezers and next thing I know I have a fucking landing strip!! Wtf, where did I go wrong—!!!!
Ugh this is a disaster —

Posted by GC01European wax centers using beez wax so it goes on and...actually I haven't seen if she used new spatula for each application!
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.
Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?
Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).

Posted by Gemitati
Ok I am beating this dead horse into pulp now but...
Please explain it to me - you have to grow hair long enough before waxing. So what's the purpose of waxing IF you must go hairy for like 3 weeks before you can wax?
What do you do? Take sabbatical while its growing?

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowHave you just pulled it out of Jeds ass?
I think your cooch would look good like this.![]()
A real head-turner. A piercing or two couldn't hurt.......or maybe it would.

Posted by WhorpioOn the cooch?Posted by LilianniPosted by WhorpioPosted by LilianniPosted by WhorpioPosted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —
Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?
Girl don't get ingrown hairs
I exfoliate with them charcoal gloves erryday til my skin is red 'cause I have a bad history with ingrown hairs ??
Charcoal gloves on your pussy sounds violent
Lmaoooo if you use soap it's a little better!!!click to expand

Posted by WhorpioI am serious! What's the point if you go hairy for weeks? Please...it bothering me since I've get it done first.Posted by Gemitati
Ok I am beating this dead horse into pulp now but...
Please explain it to me - you have to grow hair long enough before waxing. So what's the purpose of waxing IF you must go hairy for like 3 weeks before you can wax?
What do you do? Take sabbatical while its growing?
Lmaooo I did take sabbatical when I was fixin to first get waxed!!! I did the whole abstinence over winter break when I went home for a month ??click to expand

Posted by GemitatiPosted by WhorpioPosted by Gemitati
Ok I am beating this dead horse into pulp now but...
Please explain it to me - you have to grow hair long enough before waxing. So what's the purpose of waxing IF you must go hairy for like 3 weeks before you can wax?
What do you do? Take sabbatical while its growing?
Lmaooo I did take sabbatical when I was fixin to first get waxed!!! I did the whole abstinence over winter break when I went home for a month ??
I am serious! What's the point if you go hairy for weeks? Please...it bothering me since I've get it done first.
Like in 2 weeks if you have a hot date - what do you do? Postpone it for 2 weeks?
Whaaaat?click to expand

Posted by GC01Forget waxing and try an epilator. I have it.
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.
Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?
Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).

Posted by pisceanlovesPosted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.
Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?
Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).
Forget waxing and try an epilator. I have it.click to expand

Posted by WhorpioNot for me, I'm very glad I switched from waxing to epilating. I do that once in 2 weeks, no thick pubes, just baby hairPosted by pisceanlovesPosted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.
Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?
Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).
Forget waxing and try an epilator. I have it.
I did that for 6 years. Hair still grew back coarse and thick. After I started waxing my life changed; hair started growing back slower & thinner ??click to expand

Posted by pisceanlovesPosted by WhorpioPosted by pisceanlovesPosted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.
Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?
Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).
Forget waxing and try an epilator. I have it.
I did that for 6 years. Hair still grew back coarse and thick. After I started waxing my life changed; hair started growing back slower & thinner ??
Not for me, I'm very glad I switched from waxing to epilating. I do that once in 2 weeks, no thick pubes, just baby hairclick to expand

Posted by Capmercury87
Where on earth is your dignity, do your own pubes.
I have a beautiful low cut landing strip, I have been taking care of it for over seven years.
Do it yourself so we don't have to hear you complain

Posted by Capmercury87Posted by WhorpioPosted by Capmercury87
Where on earth is your dignity, do your own pubes.
I have a beautiful low cut landing strip, I have been taking care of it for over seven years.
Do it yourself so we don't have to hear you complain
I've been here longer than you have. Si'down
I'm good
click to expand

Posted by WhorpioI don't know, never had that problem. My epilator is the best I guess, besides I've never been too hairy soPosted by pisceanlovesPosted by WhorpioPosted by pisceanlovesPosted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.
Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?
Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).
Forget waxing and try an epilator. I have it.
I did that for 6 years. Hair still grew back coarse and thick. After I started waxing my life changed; hair started growing back slower & thinner ??
Not for me, I'm very glad I switched from waxing to epilating. I do that once in 2 weeks, no thick pubes, just baby hair
How do you do it around your butthole though? When I was epilating I'd have to tweeze my asshole manually because the epilator was shaped wrong or something. I had the emjoi emagineclick to expand


Posted by DiamondAcePosted by WhorpioPosted by ScrufflesPosted by WhorpioPosted by Scruffles
Shave the whole thing and start over.
1) If I were to go the sphinx route I'd wax the rest of this shit off.
2) If I do completely bald it will take even longer to get my triangle back!!!
lol I know.. it's why I suggested you shave, not wax. It'll grow back quicker.
Ohhhh this may just work!!
But the regrowth from shaving hurts/itches sooooo bad 😢
Use the electric shaver.click to expand

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyPosted by Whorpio
This thread is so old! I got it figured out y'all 😆
That's ok, I will still accept pics ??click to expand

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My long standing hair style down there is a right triangle, ok, and this bisch made an obtuse triangle that looked too, idk, casual or maybe natural or carefree? I hated it so when I got home I tried fixing it with tweezers and next thing I know I have a fucking landing strip!! Wtf, where did I go wrong—!!!!
Ugh this is a disaster —