Frustrating pubic hair styling

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My favorite professional waxer moved so I let someone new do it for me today.

My long standing hair style down there is a right triangle, ok, and this bisch made an obtuse triangle that looked too, idk, casual or maybe natural or carefree? I hated it so when I got home I tried fixing it with tweezers and next thing I know I have a fucking landing strip!! Wtf, where did I go wrong—!!!!

Ugh this is a disaster —
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Posted by Lilianni
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —

Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?

Girl don't get ingrown hairs
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I exfoliate with them charcoal gloves erryday til my skin is red 'cause I have a bad history with ingrown hairs ??
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How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —

Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?

Well triangle trumps rectangle so be moar insecure now that you fucked up the pube stache
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Looks like my hookups these next few weeks will feature crotchless panties & crotchless bodysuits ?
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Shave the whole thing and start over.

1) If I were to go the sphinx route I'd wax the rest of this shit off.

2) If I do completely bald it will take even longer to get my triangle back!!!

lol I know.. it's why I suggested you shave, not wax. It'll grow back quicker.
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Ohhhh this may just work!!

But the regrowth from shaving hurts/itches sooooo bad 😢
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Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Lilianni
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —

Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?

Girl don't get ingrown hairs

I exfoliate with them charcoal gloves erryday til my skin is red 'cause I have a bad history with ingrown hairs ??
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Charcoal gloves on your pussy sounds violent
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Posted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.

Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?

Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).

Make sure they use hard wax, as opposed to soft wax that requires strips to remove. If I were you I'd go to a salon mostly known for its bikini waxing, because then you know they have a lot A LOT of experience (as opposed to just a lot 😛). Get your asshole bleached too; I promise you you won't regret it.

And don't be scared to speak up if you want something special!
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Posted by Lilianni
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Lilianni
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —

Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?

Girl don't get ingrown hairs

I exfoliate with them charcoal gloves erryday til my skin is red 'cause I have a bad history with ingrown hairs ??

Charcoal gloves on your pussy sounds violent
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Lmaoooo if you use soap it's a little better!!!
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Posted by Whorpio
Posted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —

Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?

Girl don't get ingrown hairs

I exfoliate with them charcoal gloves erryday til my skin is red 'cause I have a bad history with ingrown hairs ??

Charcoal gloves on your pussy sounds violent

Lmaoooo if you use soap it's a little better!!!
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Lol thanks for the tip ?
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Posted by Whorpio
My favorite professional waxer moved so I let someone new do it for me today.

My long standing hair style down there is a right triangle, ok, and this bisch made an obtuse triangle that looked too, idk, casual or maybe natural or carefree? I hated it so when I got home I tried fixing it with tweezers and next thing I know I have a fucking landing strip!! Wtf, where did I go wrong—!!!!

Ugh this is a disaster —
Ok I am beating this dead horse into pulp now but...

Please explain it to me - you have to grow hair long enough before waxing. So what's the purpose of waxing IF you must go hairy for like 3 weeks before you can wax?

What do you do? Take sabbatical while its growing?
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Ok I am beating this dead horse into pulp now but...

Please explain it to me - you have to grow hair long enough before waxing. So what's the purpose of waxing IF you must go hairy for like 3 weeks before you can wax?

What do you do? Take sabbatical while its growing?

Lmaooo I did take sabbatical when I was fixin to first get waxed!!! I did the whole abstinence over winter break when I went home for a month ??
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Posted by Lilianni
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Posted by Lilianni
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by LadyNeptune
How do you have the patience to tweeze your pubes? lol I can't with this —

Probably a combination of adderall and overall insecurity —?

Girl don't get ingrown hairs

I exfoliate with them charcoal gloves erryday til my skin is red 'cause I have a bad history with ingrown hairs ??

Charcoal gloves on your pussy sounds violent

Lmaoooo if you use soap it's a little better!!!
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On the cooch?
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Ok I am beating this dead horse into pulp now but...

Please explain it to me - you have to grow hair long enough before waxing. So what's the purpose of waxing IF you must go hairy for like 3 weeks before you can wax?

What do you do? Take sabbatical while its growing?

Lmaooo I did take sabbatical when I was fixin to first get waxed!!! I did the whole abstinence over winter break when I went home for a month ??
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I am serious! What's the point if you go hairy for weeks? Please...it bothering me since I've get it done first.

Like in 2 weeks if you have a hot date - what do you do? Postpone it for 2 weeks?

Whaaaat?
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Gemitati
Ok I am beating this dead horse into pulp now but...

Please explain it to me - you have to grow hair long enough before waxing. So what's the purpose of waxing IF you must go hairy for like 3 weeks before you can wax?

What do you do? Take sabbatical while its growing?

Lmaooo I did take sabbatical when I was fixin to first get waxed!!! I did the whole abstinence over winter break when I went home for a month ??

I am serious! What's the point if you go hairy for weeks? Please...it bothering me since I've get it done first.

Like in 2 weeks if you have a hot date - what do you do? Postpone it for 2 weeks?

Whaaaat?
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Seriously, my sex life was put on hold for 4 weeks, and then another 4 weeks because I broke my wrist. So I did not have sex for 8 goddang weeks and in the meantime let the hair grow all the way out.

And yes, cancel dates.
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Posted by pisceanloves
Posted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.

Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?

Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).

Forget waxing and try an epilator. I have it.
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I did that for 6 years. Hair still grew back coarse and thick. After I started waxing my life changed; hair started growing back slower & thinner ??
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Posted by Whorpio
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Posted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.

Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?

Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).

Forget waxing and try an epilator. I have it.

I did that for 6 years. Hair still grew back coarse and thick. After I started waxing my life changed; hair started growing back slower & thinner ??
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Not for me, I'm very glad I switched from waxing to epilating. I do that once in 2 weeks, no thick pubes, just baby hair
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Posted by pisceanloves
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by pisceanloves
Posted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.

Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?

Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).

Forget waxing and try an epilator. I have it.

I did that for 6 years. Hair still grew back coarse and thick. After I started waxing my life changed; hair started growing back slower & thinner ??

Not for me, I'm very glad I switched from waxing to epilating. I do that once in 2 weeks, no thick pubes, just baby hair
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How do you do it around your butthole though? When I was epilating I'd have to tweeze my asshole manually because the epilator was shaped wrong or something. I had the emjoi emagine
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Posted by Capmercury87
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Where on earth is your dignity, do your own pubes.

I have a beautiful low cut landing strip, I have been taking care of it for over seven years.

Do it yourself so we don't have to hear you complain

I've been here longer than you have. Si'down

I'm good

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Let's keep it that way ??
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Posted by Whorpio
Posted by pisceanloves
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by pisceanloves
Posted by GC01
I shave but I've been wanting to try waxing.

Are their any tips you'd suggest and or things I should look out for?

Ex: make sure they use new wax on each customer(im so freaked that they might not do this).

Forget waxing and try an epilator. I have it.

I did that for 6 years. Hair still grew back coarse and thick. After I started waxing my life changed; hair started growing back slower & thinner ??

Not for me, I'm very glad I switched from waxing to epilating. I do that once in 2 weeks, no thick pubes, just baby hair

How do you do it around your butthole though? When I was epilating I'd have to tweeze my asshole manually because the epilator was shaped wrong or something. I had the emjoi emagine
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I don't know, never had that problem. My epilator is the best I guess, besides I've never been too hairy so
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Posted by DiamondAce
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Posted by Scruffles
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Scruffles
Shave the whole thing and start over.

1) If I were to go the sphinx route I'd wax the rest of this shit off.

2) If I do completely bald it will take even longer to get my triangle back!!!

lol I know.. it's why I suggested you shave, not wax. It'll grow back quicker.

Ohhhh this may just work!!

But the regrowth from shaving hurts/itches sooooo bad 😢

Use the electric shaver.
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This thread is so old! I got it figured out y'all 😆