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95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
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Kuromi Lilith in Gemini in the 8th house
Pls don’t talk about sex wif me
Stop begging for it!
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
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Just found out mine is in Taurus. What should I do with this knowledge!
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
Just found out mine is in Taurus. What should I do with this knowledge!
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Considering you see yourself giving grandma vibes, I’d suggest you let that Taurus see some red, hop on a flight to somewhere and have a granddad and grandma festival in a hotel making all da young uns blush.
But that’s just me being clueless about astrology 🤷♂️
I never look for it because I don't want to be part of that BS. I take friendzone from NO girl unless the sex is involved.
May I ask why you don't want to be friends with a lady?
Purpose. What is the purpose of me being friends with her? There are many things that can happen, especially if I find her physically attractive. What if feelings get caught? What if she has feelings for me? This can make it a wreck. So long as there is communication and understanding, I don't see the harm. I'll take friends with benefits with the lady. That's about it. There was a girl offering me that but she has 6 kids.....I'm good. She was decent looking. A 7
You must lead an empty and shallow existence. There's more to life than just looks and sex.
Purpose = FRIENDSHIP
Ever heard of it? Do I need to spell it out for you. If feelings get caught, well, you communicate, or don't communicate and keep it to yourself because you want to preserve the FRIENDSHIP.
Damn...
What are your placements?
I understand but what is the point when one day you're talking to her and her legs are wide open and she only has her drawers on?
The certified alpha chad thing is a clear example of irony. The same as I've used the header "goes by Mr 18 inches on dating sites", "celebrated international women's day on Onlyfans" - they're obvious banter.
What type of women do you get with the 18 inches saying on dating sites?
I wouldn't use that title. The joke is it's obviously bullshit because nobody has an 18 incher.
I don't know about that. Robert E. Cabrera might want to disagree lol
His massive Dick is a fake!
🥴😂🤣
He’s prob hung like a twiglet lol
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It would appear he took the mantra "fake it till you make it!" bit too .... ermm....vigorously!!! 😬
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
Just found out mine is in Taurus. What should I do with this knowledge!
Considering you see yourself giving grandma vibes, I’d suggest you let that Taurus see some red, hop on a flight to somewhere and have a granddad and grandma festival in a hotel making all da young uns blush.
But that’s just me being clueless about astrology 🤷♂️
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That would make sense since it opposes my grandma moon. But its more of a repressed energy. Time to let my inner Lilith out. Hit me up young guys.
Kuromi Lilith in Gemini in the 8th house
Pls don’t talk about sex wif me
are u a new dxper ?
No it’s me ands 😂
I’m just trying to avoid the horny grans on the board that TMI
i muted gemitati but i think i saw before logout a thread about how to lick clits well ? yah
No just no!
http://britishexpats.com/forum/attachments/australia-54/40386d1171269831-how-much-sunbathing-do-you-all-do-thanksforthemamory.jpg
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Why ands?! Why!?
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
Just found out mine is in Taurus. What should I do with this knowledge!
"Black Moon Lilith in Taurus
Lilith here is under the influence of Venus. This placement makes you sensual, feminine, creative, however, these traits can be repressed into the unconscious. Taurus is an earth sign, which means that it focuses on the material world and gaining resources in it. Lilith here is a very physical placement too, affecting your relationship with the material world in the first place, your self-esteem, and your need for stability. You have to learn that you are enough and you are talented enough to support yourself.
Lilith in Taurus indicates that your sense of security is violated. You can feel that it is not safe to have fun, be yourself, or to be happy about the beauty of life. Some people with this placement grew up in an environment where material pleasures were denied or shamed. You learned early to reject pleasure, or you can feel guilt about it. A good way to deal with Lilith here is to treat yourself every now and then to something that you can enjoy with your five senses.
Lilith here struggles with having enough. Loss is one her major fears. It is hard to let go with this placement, both people and things. There can be an unconscious fear of poverty. Some people with this placement feel that they are only acceptable if they are content with having very little. They can strongly reject the idea of wealth and affluence. Unconsciously, money is often a burning question for you.
With your natal Black Moon Lilith in Taurus, you were shamed for wanting money and resources, craving the pleasures of the material world. It can also indicate that you don’t feel worthy of good things. At the same time, you want them deeply. Sometimes people with this placement make bad money decisions (but overall they are good with managing their money).
Lilith in Taurus is super possessive. When she feels that someone threatens her, her brain goes into panic mode. People with this placement can feel that if they share what they have, others will take everything from them. Black Moon Lilith here lacks faith in the material world, and it can be obsessed with hoarding resources. You hold on to things.
You either live frugally or love to spend, there are no it-between with Lilith in Taurus in the natal chart. Learning that you can rely on your providing ability and that you are supported is one of the most important lessons of Lilith in Taurus. It can be also helpful to donate if you can, and share your resources.
This placement can indicate overeating or other issues with food. Food can be a secret craving and your relationship with has its ups and downs. Lilith here can binge as a coping mechanism. It can also happen that you find safety in food, or gain weight as a way to protect yourself from being hurt by others. You are also possessive about food. People had better stay away from it.
Intimacy is very important to you. You are seductive and sensual, people with this placement in the natal chart are often extremely attractive to the other sex. Lilith in Taurus people love sex, and they are often promiscuous, and they like adventures. They can be quite possessive of their partner.
Finances can be a major theme in your relationships."
Sounds like an sensual art placement to me.
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This explains everything about me.(I do have NN in Taurus so like, it checks out. except that promiscuous thing 🙄)..I need to open up an Onlygrans.
Kuromi Lilith in Gemini in the 8th house
Pls don’t talk about sex wif me
are u a new dxper ?
No it’s me ands 😂
I’m just trying to avoid the horny grans on the board that TMI
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Sussed you immediately
Lol
😂
There’s is absolutely no fuckin way that midnight incel is getting laid. Men bragging about all the poosy they get generally means no poosy in sight
It actually screams insecurity. Someone who's confident doesn't feel the need to prove anything to strangers.
Omg it’s not like the average life expectancy of a human isn’t over 72 years old these days that we must dabble with girls below 18!! There are zero excuses for being a straight up predator.
Couples that are like a 20yo with a 35yo is also weird
Yeah regardless of gender
Yeah definitely regardless of gender but the issue seems to be mostly with guys struggling to control themselves than women. You have sites like seekingarrangement and onlyfans heavily catered to old men. That’s just the reality of it.
If you’ve got a man in his 60s into women in their 30s and 40s, I feel like they were just waiting their entire life to be legally predatory. So damn unattractive.
Also If i remember correctly MyStarShine had a child with a much younger guy and said she was magic because of that or something
Lol
He is only 11 yrs younger
Magic?
Yes .... we made a child together
🌈
How old were you two when you met?
Both adults
Give me numbers lady
Why?
If there is nothing wrong you should have no shame in saying How old you two were
It's blatantly obvious she doesn't want to reveal her actual age on a publicly viewable forum. The same as Timone doesn't reveal her moon sign or Mr Balance his face pic. It's about privacy.
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How did I end up in this convo lol. Didn't you say you knew what moon sign I was once? How did you know then?
The thread yesterday was more fun. A much higher calibre of banter. This is sad bantz. More strawmen than Farmer Giles' field.
Maybe you need to make a sequel to hand solo. 🤣
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
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You trying to tell me that June is your month to celebrate? 🌈
Or was this the missed opportunity?
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
This is a massive bullshit. I have lilith in Scorpio and I'm not even half horny as it explains 😂
Its not even a planet 🥴
True Black Moon Lilith is not a planet, but rather the lunar apogee, or the farthest point in space on the moon's elliptical orbit around the Earth
I thought Lilith is a combination between uranus and pluto. Or is it a Moon in itself 😕 I'm confused.
Lilith is when you look in a moon direction, is the point you will never see from earth point of view, right behind moon.
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Awe
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
This is a massive bullshit. I have lilith in Scorpio and I'm not even half horny as it explains 😂
Its not even a planet 🥴
True Black Moon Lilith is not a planet, but rather the lunar apogee, or the farthest point in space on the moon's elliptical orbit around the Earth
I thought Lilith is a combination between uranus and pluto. Or is it a Moon in itself 😕 I'm confused.
It’s a goddess. I keep mine chained in the basement. There she sits and is misbehaving all the time. Venus who is down there too is already getting sick from all her dirty swearing.
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Oh ok so I guess that's why I low key feel like a goddess and a sex symbol. Ist house Lilith here.
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
You trying to tell me that June is your month to celebrate? 🌈
Or was this the missed opportunity?
Even a Cap rxVenus has to go for a walk every now and then.
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lol I think that's your Sun sign talking. Little Rebels
Omg it’s not like the average life expectancy of a human isn’t over 72 years old these days that we must dabble with girls below 18!! There are zero excuses for being a straight up predator.
Couples that are like a 20yo with a 35yo is also weird
Yeah regardless of gender
Yeah definitely regardless of gender but the issue seems to be mostly with guys struggling to control themselves than women. You have sites like seekingarrangement and onlyfans heavily catered to old men. That’s just the reality of it.
If you’ve got a man in his 60s into women in their 30s and 40s, I feel like they were just waiting their entire life to be legally predatory. So damn unattractive.
Also If i remember correctly MyStarShine had a child with a much younger guy and said she was magic because of that or something
Lol
He is only 11 yrs younger
Magic?
Yes .... we made a child together
🌈
How old were you two when you met?
Both adults
Give me numbers lady
Why?
If there is nothing wrong you should have no shame in saying How old you two were
It's blatantly obvious she doesn't want to reveal her actual age on a publicly viewable forum. The same as Timone doesn't reveal her moon sign or Mr Balance his face pic. It's about privacy.
How did I end up in this convo lol. Didn't you say you knew what moon sign I was once? How did you know then?
I think you said I was wrong.
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I don't think you ever guessed? What moon and rising do I come across as?
honestly these days im so fuckin lazy i just want to post vocaroo as answer
Do it then
An excited Thierry Henry 😅
The thread yesterday was more fun. A much higher calibre of banter. This is sad bantz. More strawmen than Farmer Giles' field.
Maybe you need to make a sequel to hand solo. 🤣
The obvious answer would be Obi Wank Kinobi.
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Can’t forget his good buddy Jabba the Slut
Omg it’s not like the average life expectancy of a human isn’t over 72 years old these days that we must dabble with girls below 18!! There are zero excuses for being a straight up predator.
Couples that are like a 20yo with a 35yo is also weird
Yeah regardless of gender
Yeah definitely regardless of gender but the issue seems to be mostly with guys struggling to control themselves than women. You have sites like seekingarrangement and onlyfans heavily catered to old men. That’s just the reality of it.
If you’ve got a man in his 60s into women in their 30s and 40s, I feel like they were just waiting their entire life to be legally predatory. So damn unattractive.
Also If i remember correctly MyStarShine had a child with a much younger guy and said she was magic because of that or something
Lol
He is only 11 yrs younger
Magic?
Yes .... we made a child together
🌈
How old were you two when you met?
Both adults
Give me numbers lady
Why?
If there is nothing wrong you should have no shame in saying How old you two were
It's blatantly obvious she doesn't want to reveal her actual age on a publicly viewable forum. The same as Timone doesn't reveal her moon sign or Mr Balance his face pic. It's about privacy.
How did I end up in this convo lol. Didn't you say you knew what moon sign I was once? How did you know then?
I think you said I was wrong.
I don't think you ever guessed? What moon and rising do I come across as?
I think I said P moon. Now I think something like Taurus and Cancer.
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And rising?
honestly these days im so fuckin lazy i just want to post vocaroo as answer
Do it then
Comment dit-on, it is nice to hear you, monsieur "jesuispasvrai" 🤣
Omg it’s not like the average life expectancy of a human isn’t over 72 years old these days that we must dabble with girls below 18!! There are zero excuses for being a straight up predator.
Couples that are like a 20yo with a 35yo is also weird
Yeah regardless of gender
Yeah definitely regardless of gender but the issue seems to be mostly with guys struggling to control themselves than women. You have sites like seekingarrangement and onlyfans heavily catered to old men. That’s just the reality of it.
If you’ve got a man in his 60s into women in their 30s and 40s, I feel like they were just waiting their entire life to be legally predatory. So damn unattractive.
Also If i remember correctly MyStarShine had a child with a much younger guy and said she was magic because of that or something
Lol
He is only 11 yrs younger
Magic?
Yes .... we made a child together
🌈
How old were you two when you met?
Both adults
Give me numbers lady
Why?
If there is nothing wrong you should have no shame in saying How old you two were
It's blatantly obvious she doesn't want to reveal her actual age on a publicly viewable forum. The same as Timone doesn't reveal her moon sign or Mr Balance his face pic. It's about privacy.
How did I end up in this convo lol. Didn't you say you knew what moon sign I was once? How did you know then?
I think you said I was wrong.
I don't think you ever guessed? What moon and rising do I come across as?
I think I said P moon. Now I think something like Taurus and Cancer.
And rising?
Not sure first thought was Gemini. Now I'm thinking Aries?
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Interesting
Always interesting to learn more about scorpio moons observations. ☺️
J'ai du travail, enfin. Bai
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
You trying to tell me that June is your month to celebrate? 🌈
Or was this the missed opportunity?
Even a Cap rxVenus has to go for a walk every now and then.
lol I think that's your Sun sign talking. Little Rebels
Or the Zeus on my Venus.
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Breaking my heart over here!
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
You trying to tell me that June is your month to celebrate? 🌈
Or was this the missed opportunity?
Even a Cap rxVenus has to go for a walk every now and then.
lol I think that's your Sun sign talking. Little Rebels
Or the Zeus on my Venus.
Breaking my heart over here!
What? Why?
How did I do it this time?
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lol I'm just kidding. I went with this instead of a penus on my venus joke 😄
95% of DXP is horny
Kuromi is in the 5% asexual
Thank you Kuromi.
Now I no longer feel alone.
Find your Lilith and it'll explain why horny chad.
In Scorpio and trine chiron.
You trying to tell me that June is your month to celebrate? 🌈
Or was this the missed opportunity?
Even a Cap rxVenus has to go for a walk every now and then.
lol I think that's your Sun sign talking. Little Rebels
Or the Zeus on my Venus.
Breaking my heart over here!
What? Why?
How did I do it this time?
lol I'm just kidding. I went with this instead of a penus on my venus joke 😄
Alright, that's enough attention for the next couple of days.
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Don't leave me hunny bunny! You know I love and adore you! ❤️
I didn't realize you would take it seriously without my usual "lol". I was rushing to post cause I was eating lunch 😄
Sorry!
I remember reading a study done and it found that either 5% or 95% of males were pedos. I don't remember which, but it was definitely one of those numbers.
If it's 95% , it's literally everyone. Assuming you're not trolling, who did the study some Feminist Studies lecturer at the University of Mickey Mouse? 5% I also doubt, 1 in 20. Sadly research is often shit these days apart from in hard science. In sociology a lot of shit is made up. I could write a survey in such a way it makes out 1 in 20 women are misandristic, we know it's not true, but I have "proof".
All I know is I cant imagine dating anyone younger than like 28 lol.
What about 27?
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i lol coz dude i'm dating is 26 yrs old
and i'm 28
I remember reading a study done and it found that either 5% or 95% of males were pedos. I don't remember which, but it was definitely one of those numbers.
If it's 95% , it's literally everyone. Assuming you're not trolling, who did the study some Feminist Studies lecturer at the University of Mickey Mouse? 5% I also doubt, 1 in 20. Sadly research is often shit these days apart from in hard science. In sociology a lot of shit is made up. I could write a survey in such a way it makes out 1 in 20 women are misandristic, we know it's not true, but I have "proof".
All I know is I cant imagine dating anyone younger than like 28 lol.
What about 27?
i lol coz dude i'm dating is 26 yrs old
and i'm 28
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What would you do if he got mad at you and took you off his Instagram and unfollowed you, but then tried to add you back the next day after you talked with him about the situation?
Asking for a friend (I also had no clue this happened until I got, um my friend got, the friend request)
I remember reading a study done and it found that either 5% or 95% of males were pedos. I don't remember which, but it was definitely one of those numbers.
If it's 95% , it's literally everyone. Assuming you're not trolling, who did the study some Feminist Studies lecturer at the University of Mickey Mouse? 5% I also doubt, 1 in 20. Sadly research is often shit these days apart from in hard science. In sociology a lot of shit is made up. I could write a survey in such a way it makes out 1 in 20 women are misandristic, we know it's not true, but I have "proof".
All I know is I cant imagine dating anyone younger than like 28 lol.
What about 27?
i lol coz dude i'm dating is 26 yrs old
and i'm 28
What would you do if he got mad at you and took you off his Instagram and unfollowed you, but then tried to add you back the next day after you talked with him about the situation?
Asking for a friend (I also had no clue this happened until I got, um my friend got, the friend request)
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turned off but we'll still see how it goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I remember reading a study done and it found that either 5% or 95% of males were pedos. I don't remember which, but it was definitely one of those numbers.
If it's 95% , it's literally everyone. Assuming you're not trolling, who did the study some Feminist Studies lecturer at the University of Mickey Mouse? 5% I also doubt, 1 in 20. Sadly research is often shit these days apart from in hard science. In sociology a lot of shit is made up. I could write a survey in such a way it makes out 1 in 20 women are misandristic, we know it's not true, but I have "proof".
All I know is I cant imagine dating anyone younger than like 28 lol.
What about 27?
i lol coz dude i'm dating is 26 yrs old
and i'm 28
What would you do if he got mad at you and took you off his Instagram and unfollowed you, but then tried to add you back the next day after you talked with him about the situation?
Asking for a friend (I also had no clue this happened until I got, um my friend got, the friend request)
turned off but we'll still see how it goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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lol I'm so toxic that I wish I had seen it before I apologized this morning, I would blocked him and deleted his number 😭
Now I'm wondering how long to keep him in the punishment area lol
Maybe I will just ignore it until he brings it up.
I remember reading a study done and it found that either 5% or 95% of males were pedos. I don't remember which, but it was definitely one of those numbers.
If it's 95% , it's literally everyone. Assuming you're not trolling, who did the study some Feminist Studies lecturer at the University of Mickey Mouse? 5% I also doubt, 1 in 20. Sadly research is often shit these days apart from in hard science. In sociology a lot of shit is made up. I could write a survey in such a way it makes out 1 in 20 women are misandristic, we know it's not true, but I have "proof".
All I know is I cant imagine dating anyone younger than like 28 lol.
What about 27?
i lol coz dude i'm dating is 26 yrs old
and i'm 28
What would you do if he got mad at you and took you off his Instagram and unfollowed you, but then tried to add you back the next day after you talked with him about the situation?
Asking for a friend (I also had no clue this happened until I got, um my friend got, the friend request)
turned off but we'll still see how it goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lol I'm so toxic that I wish I had seen it before I apologized this morning, I would blocked him and deleted his number 😭
Now I'm wondering how long to keep him in the punishment area lol
Maybe I will just ignore it until he brings it up.
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you're too cool to be toxic
what sign is this guy?
i've always felt like earth energy is very petty
I remember reading a study done and it found that either 5% or 95% of males were pedos. I don't remember which, but it was definitely one of those numbers.
If it's 95% , it's literally everyone. Assuming you're not trolling, who did the study some Feminist Studies lecturer at the University of Mickey Mouse? 5% I also doubt, 1 in 20. Sadly research is often shit these days apart from in hard science. In sociology a lot of shit is made up. I could write a survey in such a way it makes out 1 in 20 women are misandristic, we know it's not true, but I have "proof".
All I know is I cant imagine dating anyone younger than like 28 lol.
What about 27?
i lol coz dude i'm dating is 26 yrs old
and i'm 28
What would you do if he got mad at you and took you off his Instagram and unfollowed you, but then tried to add you back the next day after you talked with him about the situation?
Asking for a friend (I also had no clue this happened until I got, um my friend got, the friend request)
turned off but we'll still see how it goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lol I'm so toxic that I wish I had seen it before I apologized this morning, I would blocked him and deleted his number 😭
Now I'm wondering how long to keep him in the punishment area lol
Maybe I will just ignore it until he brings it up.
you're too cool to be toxic
what sign is this guy?
i've always felt like earth energy is very petty
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I'm only petty when they are petty first. I think all mutables are a little petty lol
He's a Sag Sun/Virgo moon.
I remember reading a study done and it found that either 5% or 95% of males were pedos. I don't remember which, but it was definitely one of those numbers.
If it's 95% , it's literally everyone. Assuming you're not trolling, who did the study some Feminist Studies lecturer at the University of Mickey Mouse? 5% I also doubt, 1 in 20. Sadly research is often shit these days apart from in hard science. In sociology a lot of shit is made up. I could write a survey in such a way it makes out 1 in 20 women are misandristic, we know it's not true, but I have "proof".
All I know is I cant imagine dating anyone younger than like 28 lol.
What about 27?
i lol coz dude i'm dating is 26 yrs old
and i'm 28
What would you do if he got mad at you and took you off his Instagram and unfollowed you, but then tried to add you back the next day after you talked with him about the situation?
Asking for a friend (I also had no clue this happened until I got, um my friend got, the friend request)
Pointless being in IG unless it makes you money, same with Twitter. It's shit.
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It's the only way for me to keep up with friends or family, since I don't have Facebook or any other social media and don't make phone calls to family members. I'm a loner who is always doing my own thing and stay in my immediate family bubble.
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Especially when they have Sag stelliums!