Alone Again (naturally) cafe (Page 2)

i'm going to shit in my pants reading your post.....nothing new.......

I got my BFA in "how to be in debt for a decade with no real useful job skills or earning potential of any kind"

**They even have a bowling team with matching embroidered shirts and everything

-Found them!!

My now EX-girlfriend left me for the guy waaaay on the left....fuckn slut....

lol

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*looks over into your window*

shit stains won't go with the stripes- nope nope

you have to have get the plaid ones...not as noticeable

**how to be in debt for a decade with no real useful job skills or earning potential of any kind

- i think most people major in that.....i did and so did alot of my friends....

HAAAAHAAAAA

love the pic!

your the one in the middle- aren't you!!

...so cute! so PROUD! mom's lil snickerdoodle all grown up on a bowling team of his very own...

let me guess- liberal arts??

serious- all liberal arts colleges should offer a graduating course in "how to serve good food quickly"

really though- what did you major in?

i majored in Political Science....i was in a room full of future lawyers (or at least ASPRIRING lawyers)....they all wanted to argue at the drop of a hat.....i just majored in it because i was really into the topic.....

i was a graphic arts major, but i changed majors when i found out everyone got A's wether u made crap or not...

i was a graphic arts major, but i changed majors when i found out everyone got A's wether u made crap or not...

HAHAAAAAAAAAA

the ESSENCE of an art class...how do YOU feel about your picture? THE STORY OF MY ART EDUCATION

No REALLY! How do you FEEEEEL about it?? WE all REALLY want to hear you talk about your art even though- clearly it is sooo deep and complex that even YOU yourself cannot even begin to describe it

art student doesn't respond- too upset to talk about picture with large black square...makes him feel emo *he runs out of the classroom...everybody thought he was really worked up about his pic...but NOPE he just had to step out and get a fresca from the vending machine

he gets an A

W
T
F

then- eventually the budding artists decide that they are too emo to even make it to class

(the parents don't have a clue- 100000000000000 for art school? sure honey- if thatswhat you really want- yer soo talented! would you like an apartment next door to the school so you don't have to take the public transit? I know how you HATE to walk)

ME: the only one class...even instructor doesn't show up...comes in late ALWAYS...I have calculated how much I am paying PER MINUTE for the figure-drawing class with nasty fat guy and saggy boob lady live models course

I stare at them

clock ticks

yeahhhh...I'm working every free second -that most normal people would be sleeping for THIS—??

well...I made it out alive but they have my wallet for at least 10 more yrs...

hahahaha...Schoene you're hilarious....

i'm actually trying to get back into it though....a friend of mine wants me to help him develop his Graphic Design business and i'm comming into contact with different artist who doo some cool shit.....course that's all side shit, can't give up the day job....

the whole graphic design biz is hard to get into--- it comes down to who can afford to workk in a non-paying internship for two yrs in order to get an ENTRY level position...

better off going solo- independent graphic designers can do well

yeah....having artistic talent should mean u are allowed to be lazy....there's that whole pretentious side of the art world that i think is bullshit....its like anything else though, you'll have some cool, down to earth people and then u have your self-centered pricks....

so where you work now- is it pol sci related?

HA!

self-centered prix! you know it!! I was surrounded by 'em for *counting on fingers* 5 yrs

*having artistic talent should mean u are allowed to be lazy

-shouldn't mean........

*is it pol sci related?

-no its not...while i was in college i was working in a govt. position......but soon after i quit the job because i realized i couldn't do that the rest of my life....they are EASY jobs (most of them) and usually everyday is the same.....i want to do something where things vary day to day and i'm allowed some room for creative thinking...i realized its just part of what i am and i need to embrace it rather than deny it.....sorry about getting all philosophical on you, but its a realization i made just recently.....

*they are EASY jobs

-i don't want to say they are easy....actually it just seems like these positions are very regular when it comes to routine...

.i want to do something where things vary day to day and i'm allowed some room for creative thinking..

GEMADD anyone??

lol

but really- I welcome the philosophical 🙂 and do I detect a hint of life-changing enlightenment??

better not to fight your natural gemtastic qualiities-- you really WILL be a happier person for it- as you seem to have realized

personally- PHILOSOPHICALLY!!! AAAHH!!! I am still struggling with identity issues- I silently suffer though- oh if only I could be an emo!

are you happy with yer career?

now that your all old and stuff, do you plan to settle down and have kids and all that jazz- (in spite of your being a gem male) HA!

this should help with your transition into Emohood...

are you happy with yer career?

-there is no career yet...that is why i am making all these emo decisions...

now that your all old and stuff, do you plan to settle down and have kids and all that jazz- (in spite of your being a gem male) HA!

-eventually....but i don't see it happening for AT LEAST another 5 yrs if not later....

*chokes on depressuccino*

wha the faahhhh?? that pic is assaulting my eye-space something fierce!

how could you ruin my perfectly good cafe with-

oh ah

I see...the title attracted them here like moths to a flame- they saw the word ALONE and came running

*beats thirsty emo off with a stick while clinging to fresh depressuccino*

DOWN BOY! I said- DOWN!

listen- I letchya in on a lil secret - the place next door makes EMOccinos...the walls are all painted black and everything- you will LOVE it trust me

run along now- take yer GOT damn prissy t-shirts with you too

good riddance

hahaha...i knew u would like it...i need to run Schoene.....hope u have a goodnight.....easy on the depressuccinos....hope u cheer up, you have alot going for yourself.....sorry i'm gettng all sappy on you.....Scorptastic indeed 😉

don't leave me here all alone with the emos!!

noooooo!!!!!!

they are going to hold me down and- and ROLL UP the cuffs of my jeans *horrified look*

ahh well

*gives in and puts on a vintage t-shirt- calls it a night*

greeeat- now I can cry myself to sleep and feel COOL about it...

I'm trying to catch up and see what's been going on lately. Emo, school, computer talk.......I FEEL REAL OLD!!!!!!

Hi kids! How has Dxp been lately? And what's with 101? Is she still being annoying?

More attention grabbing huh? Pretty pathetic!

WOW sb that pic is insane- you know what is awesome though? I have that exact same picture...came out of MY digital camera when I was there--lol! Same twilight time too...fking beautiful *wanting to be there now*

here you go...*hands sb a fresh depressuccino*

i think this deserves an honorable mention...

HHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!

dude- you are totally wrecked!! that pic is golden

sb- she was ruined way before the preggers and cheetos

Hey Schoe!!!!!!

hey juwannnn! my lil myspace ho!!!!

I missed you! I miss hot tubing in swill and drinking margaritas with my nutz. It's been a crazy hot summer!

well, if it helps...I put bird droppings in yer depressuccino...ya know- for flavour? is it emoliscious??

HAHAA- okay special! Don't leave the cafe just because G-2 isn't a conservative interior designer

yeah...hehe- it is kind of assaulting my eye-space...

I'm having a floaty kind of day...special cappy b- the weather is wet right now...there is a moist layer of condensation forming around the optical nerve center center of my brain. It feels great.

How is your brain today? Is your roomate still making you mad? I know of a great way to get back at her if you can find me a boat load of selenium tablets and some liquid mercury...

🙂

HAHA- you didn't think that was me did you?? lol if you did 'cause that is sofiane sylve and she is a well known dancer with nycb- I have done that second variation before though- lots of fun! I can only hope I looked as good as her when I did it

I am actually not that much into nycb because it's balanchine (blechhh) I study STRICTLY russian method- vaganova baby!!! If you saw- that first variation- she was wearing a very modern tutu- the second variation is very classical-what I like...lol...my instructor would toss me out of her school if I started dancing balanchine!!!

Sofiane is AHmazing though...her technique is drool-worthy...but blah blah blah ballet...you bored yet? I could go on for paragraphs...good thing I have dance forums for that shit and I don't have to put you or any of the other astrologically-inclined dxpers through my ballet yak

I'm on roll though...I actually just got back from class...so I'm still feeling the adrenaline ((o_O))- seriously...I'm sitting here on my couch with my sweaty leo on checking my email and what not...it is starting to feel like the mac is going to melt my tights any minute...anyway- I am truly icky...I'm actually going to go de-bun right now and hop in the shower

I'll be on latah!!

oh hey prime-

I could go on about ballet only ALMOST as much as I could go on about the third Reich!!! I'm going to take a shower now but if you wanna talk WWII later I'm all for it- yer the first person here who has even hinted that such a conversation would be of interest...

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charmed I'm sure...

AHH!

special!!!!!! I thought you left!!!!!!

okay, I'm ready to chill late into the midnight hour 🙂

mmmall set! Got my dinner- tequila and fresca- you know...the usual 😛

I have notice that you like the old and trusted.

^^thanks for noticing!

tequila+fresca=old and trusted 😛

what do I like to dance to??

what do you mean...music??

no frowns!!!

I only dance to classical music when in the studio...all the variations we do are based on pieces from the great ballet classics