Alone Again (naturally) cafe (Page 4)

This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by schoenetanz on Saturday, June 24, 2006 and has 195 replies.

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@GEM*TWO
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*lmao dbs relationship seems easier to figure out then DB!

-Juice...you're comming out with all the good Gemini lines tonight....i'm taking the night off....i'll do witty banter tommorow

Schoene

-work. I'm starting a new job, its in the OC and the drive in the heat can really take it out of you.

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@GEM*TWO
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LOL Juice it was funny

i'm just tired tonight....and i have to get up early tommorow for some more work....

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@GEM*TWO
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**did you work all day today?

-yes.....i didn't mind it....i think its just the schedule changing.....as soon as i get used to it, i'll be fine......

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I wanted a pony

it really sux when you can't have one okay?

even if there IS plenty of room in the garage for a stall and I have already proved that I can take care of an animal because NONE of my hermit crabs have died

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@JuiCy*
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hes a male whore at night, and a dance instructor in the day, he just didn't wanna tell you he wears tight strechies like ...peter pan?

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@JuiCy*
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I wanted a pony

it really sux when you can't have one okay?

even if there IS plenty of room in the garage for a stall and I have already proved that I can take care of an animal because NONE of my hermit crabs have died

Yeah i understand! thats the reason i'm a crack wh0re now, with 9 kids and obsessed with men with no teeth... if only they let me have tinkerbell, what a beauty.

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@GEM*TWO
21 Years1,000+ Posts

damn it Juice!

just tell her everything about me!

you're probably going to tell her about all the old lady ass i'm tapping too....

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@JuiCy*
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no i told her about the old lady's grandmother's ass though, you just blew that one up yourself bud!

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@GEM*TWO
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u guys just don't understand......women that age....u can really stretch ass cheek during the heat of the moment......NEVERMIND......u two wouldn't be able to appreciate the art of asss cheek stretching......

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@GEM*TWO
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*labia stretching is way more fun...especially if they are young and pliable

-she's reading my mind again.....

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@JuiCy*
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the smell of unshaved dead bodies seems to exxxcite me...especially when they have turned green ... can't even continue hmmphmm!

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@schoenetanz
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*you are the wing of a moth soaking up the wet on my tongue

-look at you getting poetic...

lol...try DENSE...

now that I look at it...emotastic?? what was/am I thinking

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@GEM*TWO
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hahahha Emotastic......i'm feeling sort of emo......not emotionally emo......physically, i have the slouch and lack of motivation....

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@schoenetanz
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hahahha Emotastic......i'm feeling sort of emo......not emotionally emo......physically, i have the slouch and lack of motivation....

sure...sure you aren't emoemo

lol- I CAN TELL WHEN YOU ARE...don't try and hide it

your posts are so emo tnite is not even funny...actually it is kinda...considering...

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@GEM*TWO
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*your posts are so emo tnite is not even funny...actually it is kinda...considering...

-i'm just tired.....i'm going to bed.....

*Gem slips on black emo sweater.....makes him feel "deep"*

*puts on shitty emo music on the radio*
- ahhhh music to cry to......

goodnight ladies......

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@schoenetanz
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man...lately I never feel tired at night

the night feels so good to me (not in a dark emo way)

and cools my eyes...that part is nice

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@schoenetanz
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*heavy sigh*

okay

I get it...sagey invited everyone to his party and told you guys not to say anything to me - 😢

I heard about it

that's fine- really...I'm greaty party by myself...I have lots to say to my cuticles