The Low Expectations Cafe (Page 2)

This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by GEM*TWO on Tuesday, June 20, 2006 and has 104 replies.

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I demonstrate for a dance class...teach alot of art lessons and then I get to go on a lil vaca to see my best friend- summer looks decent from here...but you know how things can change 😢

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it was rainy all day today

but man- I do love hot summer nights!- you like it too gem? I actually really love humid weather especially at night because I love it when the air smells sweet and wrapps around you

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*I actually really love humid weather especially at night because I love it when the air smells sweet and wrapps around you

-serious...and its nice to walk around in sandals and shorts at 10 at night....shirts too...nights are more funn during the summer....

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air conditioners suck...I hate when the weather is perfect and you walk into a restaurant or some store or something and you just freeze yer ass off and its like - if it were this cold OUTSIDE people would be walking around in jackets...maybe gloves and I get cold easy too...I hate having to bring a sweater -dragging it around everywhere I go out to eat in the summer... *rant*

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thanks gem...hehe *looks at sb*

shall we do a lil can can dance to entertain him?

can can can you do the can can can ya do the...

yeah...

you have great legs special...c'mon HIGH kicks now!

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** GEM sips depressuccino **

*are YOU going any place grand this summer G?

-i wish....travel is tooo expensive...to Europe or somewhere far i mean....i might do a roadtrip though, its nice to get out of the area here and there....i went to Vegas a couple of months ago for a friend's wedding....i'm not really a Vegas person...

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not really a vegas person huh?

well, that puts the kibosh on the whole can can thing *strips off fishnet tights and kicks heels on the floor*

good...I was feeling a little tired anyway

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hey! paul was the cutest okay?? I wish those adorable haircuts would come back in style *sigh* I was just born in the wrong generation I guess...

but then I would prolly have to get a beehive 😢

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paul doesn't want that ole hag of a wife...exy

he wants ME!

thas right...he was planning to dump her for so many yrs..."I'm gonna leave her" he said

hello GOODBYE! AHAHAA

now we can be together like it was always meant to be 🙂

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Schoene

would u take Paul now? like say u met him somewhere, and u had the chance to jump his bones.....even though the man is in his 60's.....would u?

that

is

a

loaded

question

((o_O))

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*why do you ask?
-just curious....nothing more than that, just wanted to know HOW MUCH u liked our friend Paul....

*...I've been with older men...none of them were famous
-i've been with older women....its no big deal.....

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hey that emo pic of john- he's sipping on a depressuccino there

*raises hot cup in memory*

*spills hot liquid on self*

damnit! this is gonna stain...depressuccinos NEVER come out in the wash...

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HOW MUCH I LIKE HIM

is if I were a teenage girl and he was in his twenties I would have a big crush

and would be one of those girls that has first orgasm at their concert and passes out from the joy of it all

as for now...he is still attractive...just kind of in a "dad" way- lil toooo old, even for me...

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hahahaha....u can't get tooo excited when drinking your depressuccinos....they are made for a somber drinking style .....

i'm tired....i needs to go....see u guys.....

**GEM drinks up every LAST drop of Drepressucino.....carefully**