@HouseCleaning
13 Years5,000+ PostsGemini
I'm expecting a baby
Blame Firebunny.
OMG @ your Avi hahahhahahahhahah
Lol
Posted by HouseCleaning
I went to the doctor and he says i've been impregnated.You should stop waggling those eyebrows at people on the internet
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you want in on this? i need some krone for child support
excuse me, i need time to gather my thoughts and composure
Food babies don't count. Those are called turds.
One of my favorite gifs...! *gah*
Posted by HouseCleaning
excuse me, i need time to gather my thoughts and composure
Take All The Time You Need.
I'm so happy about this thread.
Posted by Mohini
I'm so happy about this thread.that fedora seems happy
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Mmm the person beneath it is too.
Hey ands. So I change my avi, my name and all that jazz. Why do you do it?
Posted by Mohini
I'm so happy about this thread.that fedora seems happy
Mmm the person beneath it is too.
Hey ands. So I change my avi, my name and all that jazz. Why do you do it?
i like starting fresh
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Me too. Xo
I for sure thought this was either @Prince_Pisces or @exxtasyx
Since when does Rumi post sassy gifs? 😱
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😄
This Mariah Carey gif was (ab)used by Hydorah in the past(at one point) :p .. I used this gif to post on his thread and reposted it here again :p
I love these gifs though tehehe 😄
Posted by TheLibraMudra
Just put in the order for your cake, sexy mama!
Everyone gets these adorable sperm cupcakes to
Bring home too 🙂
thanks libramudra
My General Tso baby from a couple weeks back.
Posted by Hemispheres
My General Tso baby from a couple weeks back.
I almost had to have a B-Section for that little bastard.
Lmao....
Greatest thread ever... 😛
Congrats, @HouseCleaning!!!
You're going to make a wonderful mother!!
Congratulations on your new family member...
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One night i was sleeping and i felt something between my legs, but i ignored it and continued sleeping. I woke up in the morning to a turkey baster there between my thighs. I was distraught, ashamed, and confused as to how it got there. I thought maybe it was from the other day when i was basting myself in the sun while i stewed in my own juices. I went to the doctor and he says i've been impregnated. I don't know who might of done this or where to turn. I seek the wisdom and guidance of this forum to help my through this trying time.
I'm too young and bearded for babies.
do turkey basters make for good fathers?