@Damnata
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I've been visiting home I ran into my Ex! (Page 2)
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Posted by Damnata
What don't you people understand about that line?"We belong together like 2 peens in a nut pod. Everyone else is jealous."
Two peas can go in a pod.
Two peens shouldn't be in the same pod together though.
Have you ever head of an e-pea contest?
Why is there a peen in his nut, and how is it hers?
Wouldn't the point of this statement been better served to include jelly if the topic was in fact the pea variety of nut butter. 😱
That is a scary statement. Even without jelly.
Posted by SamCancerGirl
Omg u eloped?? Wow that was fast!!!Oooh that would be it then
Scorpio dude knew he had to lock her down before she woke up from whatever he gave her.
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In your beautiful union of peen nuts and jelly u must watch out for the OTHER condoment..
BANANAS
WRAP EM UP
Posted by GG
You should make sweet love with this man to celebrate your engagement. Have sex every single day....curious to know if anything changes.
Do you have a pregnant woman fetish? You're going to ask her for pics, aren't you?
Posted by Damnata
What don't you people understand about that line?"We belong together like 2 peens in a nut pod. Everyone else is jealous."
Two peas can go in a pod.
Two peens shouldn't be in the same pod together though.
Have you ever head of an e-pea contest?
Why is there a peen in his nut, and how is it hers?
Wouldn't the point of this statement been better served to include jelly if the topic was in fact the pea variety of nut butter. 😱
That is a scary statement. Even without jelly.
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He's a peen.
She's a nut.
It's really that easy, Libra. *massages your aries moon*
24 hours ago you opened this thread referring to this dude as your ex. Now he's your husband and you're positive , you're ready.
I just love commas.
24 hours ago you opened this thread referring to this dude as your ex. Now he's your husband and you're positive , you're ready.
I just love commas.
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Hacker! I didn't put that there.
I was using them as qualifiers not like a list, I don't need no comma.
Let's eat grandpa!
Let's eat, grandpa!
Commas save lives...
It's even funnier in Romanian.
I fucked his daughter
I fucker (her) on his face.
Just one tiny ,
lol!!!
lol!!!
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That's my best Leo Moon imitation, btw.
lol!!!
That's my best Leo Moon imitation, btw.
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stop stealing ands's...thunderfart.
LMAO!
Agreed, Sugarfoot!!! This is the most comedic thread on dxp to date.
Posted by feby16aqua
I'm feeling aylin 😄troll 😄
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+1
After this last update, I call troll.
Posted by tsarina
Well, divorce isnt the end of the world. If you are going to fuck up, might as well make it big.Have a wonderful 5 year marriage!
I think you're being far too generous.
Two peas can go in a pod.
Two peens shouldn't be in the same pod together though.
Have you ever head of an e-pea contest?
Why is there a peen in his nut, and how is it hers?
Wouldn't the point of this statement been better served to include jelly if the topic was in fact the pea variety of nut butter. 😱
That is a scary statement. Even without jelly.
Posted by munchkin
In your beautiful union of peen nuts and jelly u must watch out for the OTHER condoment..BANANAS
WRAP EM UP
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Omg, seriously loled.
I find it funny that a lot of people think my analogy was funny. Hahaha a lot of people have replied with hate to my marriage I think it's sad. All I wanted was some advice. But I guess that's all you can expect. But what did I do to deserve to be called a TROLL?? You all have done me Soooooooo Wrong.....LMAO. All I can do is go with my life because that's what I usually do. I've managed to tell my mother who fully accepts it and I have my scorpio man what else could a girl ask for. Thank you to all those who have accepted my marriage and gave congratulated me I truly am honored ———_?'?_ Kisses boo
I'm surprised a hoodrat like you knows how to even use a computer/technology.
Don't be too surprised honey I know more than I let off and I'm far from a hood rat sweetheart.
Congratulations on your wedding! Keep us posted especially after Mercury Retrograde ends.
Posted by Librapride18
Don't be too surprised honey I know more than I let off and I'm far from a hood rat sweetheart.Please never stop posting. You make me happy!
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Trolling or not, this shit is hilarious.
Hey I don't know you and I won't pass judgment on a decision you're making w/ YOUR life, but I will say that marriage is not easy! From your last update obviously that is apparent! As a wife, you have to be willing to submit to your husband and bite your tongue to keep the contention down in a marriage, and at 19/20 years old I don't know if that's going to be an easy task. I recently got married and I tell you, the honeymoon phase gets old a lot quicker than you would think, not that it's just bad shyt happening but it's back to reality, back to work. Nothing stops cuz you're married, so be ready to face everything once the HP is over. If this is a RL situation, blessings and best wishes to you..
Posted by ChocolateAries
Hey I don't know you and I won't pass judgment on a decision you're making w/ YOUR life, but I will say that marriage is not easy! From your last update obviously that is apparent! As a wife, you have to be willing to submit to your husband and bite your tongue to keep the contention down in a marriage, and at 19/20 years old I don't know if that's going to be an easy task. I recently got married and I tell you, the honeymoon phase gets old a lot quicker than you would think, not that it's just bad shyt happening but it's back to reality, back to work. Nothing stops cuz you're married, so be ready to face everything once the HP is over. If this is a RL situation, blessings and best wishes to you..
I disagree. Without speaking up about issues directly, they can't be resolves, and resentment will build up.
And no one should be expected to "submit" to anyone in a marriage. Submit only to the prevailing logic from calm, rational and honest debates and fair compromise.
My fianc? and I will be tying the knot at the end of the month, and I know marriage will be work, but not because I'm expected to be subservient (lol not happening), but because of a constant desire to make him happy, and vice versa.
(This isn't for the OP though, since it's probably just Aylin troll, but just my thoughts in general. )
I disagree. Without speaking up about issues directly, they can't be resolves, and resentment will build up.
And no one should be expected to "submit" to anyone in a marriage. Submit only to the prevailing logic from calm, rational and honest debates and fair compromise.
My fianc? and I will be tying the knot at the end of the month, and I know marriage will be work, but not because I'm expected to be subservient (lol not happening), but because of a constant desire to make him happy, and vice versa.
(This isn't for the OP though, since it's probably just Aylin troll, but just my thoughts in general. )
I agree with you munchkin. I'll add on my own thoughts here, you shouldn't have to stifle who you are to be in a relationship. Of course the occasional biting of the tongue never hurt anyone, but that's just part of self control and humanity.
I was in a relationship where I stifled myself. I did it to the point that I lost myself. And when shit hit the fan I let myself loose.click to expand
Glad u broke free!! It's actually even physically healthier to be able to be oneself.
And yea, I agree with you on the need for civility. It can coexist with honesty and authenticity. THAT'S where the Leeb-iness kicks in! 😉
Posted by ChocolateAries
Hey I don't know you and I won't pass judgment on a decision you're making w/ YOUR life, but I will say that marriage is not easy! From your last update obviously that is apparent! As a wife, you have to be willing to submit to your husband and bite your tongue to keep the contention down in a marriage, and at 19/20 years old I don't know if that's going to be an easy task. I recently got married and I tell you, the honeymoon phase gets old a lot quicker than you would think, not that it's just bad shyt happening but it's back to reality, back to work. Nothing stops cuz you're married, so be ready to face everything once the HP is over. If this is a RL situation, blessings and best wishes to you..
Submit?
Why are you giving advice?
You're an Aries?
Is this 1950??
You're forbidden from giving advice again. How disgraceful. :/
Posted by Lucciferi
This won't last and we all know it, and she does too. Let her live in her delusion of bliss for a minute.You're 19, and a moron. Which is evidenced by just about everything you've ever posted.
Still, troll.
People can't really be this dumb, can they? It has to be a troll.Age appropriate picture for you to put on your myspace.
From me, many blessings.
Is she even old enough to know what a Myspace is??
Hello everyone I hope you all are having a wonderful night because I am.
Me and hubby went out for lunch earlier today qqqmy favorite (Chinese) babe has really been coming on time with what I'm usually having a taste for. He never misses a beat!
So tonight I might give him a little treat of what he's been not missing. Lol SEX!! _?_
Lol....
Posted by ChocolateAries
Hey I don't know you and I won't pass judgment on a decision you're making w/ YOUR life, but I will say that marriage is not easy! From your last update obviously that is apparent! As a wife, you have to be willing to submit to your husband and bite your tongue to keep the contention down in a marriage, and at 19/20 years old I don't know if that's going to be an easy task. I recently got married and I tell you, the honeymoon phase gets old a lot quicker than you would think, not that it's just bad shyt happening but it's back to reality, back to work. Nothing stops cuz you're married, so be ready to face everything once the HP is over. If this is a RL situation, blessings and best wishes to you..Submit?
Why are you giving advice?
You're an Aries?
Is this 1950??
You're forbidden from giving advice again. How disgraceful. :/
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Oh sorry mom! I didn't know I had to believe in what everyone else believes in here! I am a Christian and according what I believe in, that what it says! You run your relationships according to what you believe in and I'll do mine the way I think it's right! I'm pretty sure everybody don't agree w/ you always, so don't bash what I said bc you don't agree. I have my own damn opinion and I WILL POST WHAT THE HELL I WANT.
Thanks hon! Have a great Thursday 😉
Posted by ChocolateAries
Hey I don't know you and I won't pass judgment on a decision you're making w/ YOUR life, but I will say that marriage is not easy! From your last update obviously that is apparent! As a wife, you have to be willing to submit to your husband and bite your tongue to keep the contention down in a marriage, and at 19/20 years old I don't know if that's going to be an easy task. I recently got married and I tell you, the honeymoon phase gets old a lot quicker than you would think, not that it's just bad shyt happening but it's back to reality, back to work. Nothing stops cuz you're married, so be ready to face everything once the HP is over. If this is a RL situation, blessings and best wishes to you..Submit?
Why are you giving advice?
You're an Aries?
Is this 1950??
You're forbidden from giving advice again. How disgraceful. :/
Oh sorry mom! I didn't know I had to believe in what everyone else believes in here! I am a Christian and according what I believe in, that what it says! You run your relationships according to what you believe in and I'll do mine the way I think it's right! I'm pretty sure everybody don't agree w/ you always, so don't bash what I said bc you don't agree. I have my own damn opinion and I WILL POST WHAT THE HELL I WANT.
Thanks hon! Have a great Thursday 😉
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Even more f you're going by the bible it doesn't say blindly submit to quell contention. iirc, It says submit to your husband as he submits to god. It's not to about biting your tongue, it's about teamwork. Unless you're one of the religions that puts women as second class people...then sure, submit away.
Oh sorry mom! I didn't know I had to believe in what everyone else believes in here! I am a Christian and according what I believe in, that what it says! You run your relationships according to what you believe in and I'll do mine the way I think it's right! I'm pretty sure everybody don't agree w/ you always, so don't bash what I said bc you don't agree. I have my own damn opinion and I WILL POST WHAT THE HELL I WANT.
Thanks hon! Have a great Thursday 😉
Ooh my keyboard's a shakin'. You sure showed me!
Your "opinion" is embarrassing to women everywhere. Most normal, level headed women don't condone being dick whipped as any sort of normalcy in a properly functioning relationship. If you want to live like that, fine. Don't go giving it as valid advice to other women. Women, as a whole, already have to fight off this passive aggressive mindset that society shoves down our throats, thus struggling against such crap to be considered equal. Dumb bitches like you who perpetuate that bullshit just need to shut the fuck up. You're just causing more damage.
Also, touting a religion as a legitimate source of relationship guidance really tells me where you stand, and it's quite laughable.
I too, shall post whatever the hell I want. Now gtfo with your tacky ass ho comebacks. What is this, Jerry fucking Springer?
The heck I just read?!? Lol
Serious posting issue from phone, hence above hidden posts.
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What don't you people understand about that line?
"We belong together like 2 peens in a nut pod. Everyone else is jealous."